I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

Shinomiya Kaguya glared at Yukinoshita Yukino fiercely, but the other party didn't even glance at her.

Yukinoshita Yukino must have maxed out the skill of "taunt", otherwise why is she so proficient in the techniques of irritating others?

"What are you so proud of?" Shinomiya Kaguya became even angrier when she saw her expression.

She reached out and fiercely grabbed the soft flesh on Lin Hezhen's waist: "You don't care about her!"

Lin Hezhen was caught in an unexpected disaster and looked puzzled: "No, how can I care? I am not related to her."

"Then you have to think of a solution. Are you just going to watch her bully me?" Shinomiya Kaguya said angrily.

"Okay, okay, I will find a way later. Now is truce time, both of you just calm down." Lin Hezhen was extremely troubled.

Granny Sanzhi, dressed as a fortune teller, took the paper with their date of birth written on it and typed on the computer keyboard, pretending to be deaf and dumb.

"Well, I didn't hear anything, and I didn't see anything..." She muttered to herself.

She first entered the birthdays of Kaguya Shinomiya and Hayashi Kazuma into the dialog box, and then pressed the Enter key.

"The results are out!"

The three people's attention was immediately drawn.

"Well, first, let's start with Mr. Hayashi Kazuma's basic personality."

"There is also a basic personality?" Lin Hezhen was a little surprised.

However, these pre-set divination software are all pretty much the same, and it's normal for everyone to give a seemingly plausible personality analysis.

Granny Sanzhi read out the words on the computer:

"Well, Mr. Lin Hezhen's basic personality is cold on the outside but warm on the inside. On the surface, he is calm and rational, but in fact, he is a very emotional person. He is gentle, kind and helpful by nature. You have your own opinions on things, and sometimes you will have prejudices and resistance because of some of your own cognitions, so you will also have a stubborn side. In terms of emotions, although you are upright in your heart, you are easily tempted and will fall into the whirlpool of emotions and cannot extricate yourself."

"Unexpectedly, this divination is so accurate!"

Yukinoshita Yukino covered her mouth in surprise, and Shinomiya Kaguya also had an expression of approval.

Lin Hezhen found it hard to accept: "Not at all! Who is easily tempted? I am a cultivator with a strong will. Moreover, my greatest strength is my gentle personality and my openness to advice. It actually said that I would be biased and resistant because of my own cognition. I think it is biased!"

"As the saying goes, the person we know least is ourselves. You'd better not rush to refute. It's better to reflect on yourself more." Yukinoshita Yukino smiled with her hands covering her mouth.

Lin Hezhen curled his lips and said, "You are biased, stubborn, and you are caught in a whirlpool of emotions. The software said a lot of bad things about me. Is this how you two think of me?"

"It's okay. I think it's very objective." Yukinoshita Yukino commented.

Seeing that Lin Hezhen was very dissatisfied with the divination results of the software, Granny Sanzhi quickly said, "Sir, I told you before that the details of the divination results of the computer software will be slightly different from reality. This is normal."

"Okay." Lin Hezhen nodded reluctantly.

Granny Sanzhi continued, "Then, the next one is your love luck. You are very charming, and you have outstanding abilities and decisiveness. Women around you tend to like you. In other words, you are very popular with women."

After hearing this, Lin Hezhen didn't know what expression to make, so he asked, "Have you ever seen a guy who is destined to have a romantic relationship and still ends up being Chu Nan after living for three lifetimes?"

Besides, cultivating immortality and becoming a Taoist priest is just like becoming a monk. They are both monks.

"This is not quite accurate." Lin Hezhen disagreed.

This time, Yukinoshita Yukino and Shinomiya Kaguya did not refute. Instead, they frowned and looked embarrassed, with their hands on their chins, as if they had encountered a problem and were racking their brains to think of a solution.

Lin Hezhen: “…”

By the way, are the divination results of a computer software worth your concern?

Granny Sanzhi continued: "Next, let's start talking about Miss Shinomiya Kaguya's basic personality."

Shinomiya Kaguya's eyes lit up, she sat upright and listened attentively.

"Ms. Shinomiya Kaguya is a smart and rational person, but sometimes you care too much about certain people and lose your calmness and self-control. You have a high self-esteem and often get hung up on it, showing inconsistencies between your words and actions. At the same time, you have a strong desire for exclusivity and are prone to jealousy and anxiety. However, you will show amazing tact and strong courage at critical moments, allowing you to find opportunities to win in adversity."

"Hmm, that seems to make some sense." Lin Hezhen touched his chin and blinked.

"There's not a single nice word to say!" Shinomiya Kaguya's expression was quite dissatisfied.

Yukinoshita Yukino naturally would not miss the opportunity to ridicule her: "It seems that Shinomiya-san's perception of himself is also very biased. This divination software is just telling the truth. You really have that kind of personality."

"Hmph, it's too early for you to be so proud now. When it's your turn later, I'm sure your comments will be even harsher than mine." Shinomiya Kaguya said with her arms crossed over her chest.

"Ahem, next is Miss Kaguya Shinomiya's love luck." Granny Saegusa coughed.

"You will meet a lifelong lover, but your pride and possessiveness will hinder your relationship. It is recommended that you restrain yourself and adopt flexible means, seize the opportunity, and approach the other person in a planned way."

"Oh! I see!"

When Kaguya Shinomiya heard these words, she actually picked up a pen and wrote them down on a piece of paper, then solemnly put the note into her small handbag.

Huh?

When she was talking about basic personality just now, she had no intention of writing it down. Why did she suddenly take it so seriously now? Could these words be so helpful to her?

Lin Hezhen was lost in thought.

"Well, finally, we will announce the matching degree between the two of you."

"Comparison?"

Shinomiya Kaguya became excited, while Hayashi Kazuma was a little embarrassed, after all, they were not a real couple.

Granny Sanzhi didn't care what he thought and announced directly: "The degree of compatibility between the two is..."

“Clang, it’s actually—100%!”

She applauded Hayashi Kazuma and Shinomiya Kaguya and said some shocking words.

"That's great!" Kaguya Shinomiya jumped up happily.

"This is impossible!" Yukinoshita Yukino looked unacceptable.

"This is true! If you don't believe me, just look!"

Grandma Sanzhi quickly turned the computer screen to the three of them.

I saw that the text above did indeed say "The marriage compatibility between Hayashi Kazuma and Shinomiya Kaguya is 100%."

[You two are a perfect match, with complementary personalities and similar interests. If you two are together, you will definitely be able to overcome all difficulties, grow old together, and be happy forever.]

"See? Lin Jun and I are the perfect match!" Shinomiya Kaguya danced with joy, hugged Lin Hezhen and kissed him.

"Don't take it seriously. The divination results on this kind of computer software are not credible at all." Lin Hezhen quickly raised his arm to block her.

And Yukinoshita Yukino, who was standing by, had a dark face at this moment.

She pursed her lips tightly and said to Grandma Sanzhi, "I want to do a fortune-telling as well. I want to tell the compatibility between Lin Hezhen and me, right now! Right now!"

Chapter 267 Divination Compatibility

Hello, the girl over there just said that she wants to predict the compatibility between her and Mr. Lin in marriage!

This scumbag is really two-timing, and the two girls clearly know the situation, but they refuse to let go. Instead, they are jealous of each other for the scumbag. What kind of world is this?

Even though Grandma Sanzhi was old and knowledgeable, she was still shocked at this moment.

However, as the saying goes, the customer is God, and since God has spoken, she will naturally obey.

A scumbag’s money is still money, it would be a waste not to make money from it.

"please wait."

At the strong request of Yukinoshita Yukino, Granny Saegusa started working on the computer again.

She entered the birth dates of Hayashi Kazuma and Yukinoshita Yukino into the software and hit enter.

"The results are out! I have already talked about Mr. Hayashi Kazuma's situation, so I will not repeat it. Now let's start with Miss Yukinoshita's basic personality."

Yukinoshita Yukino had a serious expression on her face, and she almost pricked up her ears to listen.

"Ms. Yukinoshita is a person who appears cold on the outside but gentle on the inside. You have your own opinions and persistence, so you may seem a little unsociable. Overemphasizing fairness and integrity may also make you seem inflexible. You have your own unique values ​​and outlook on life, which often makes you stick to one thing without hesitation, but sometimes, you will be overwhelmed by the pressure of reality and fall into confusion."

"What?!" After hearing this, Yukinoshita Yukino pursed her lips, looking unconvinced.

"Hahahaha... I told you, your comments will definitely be worse than mine!" Shinomiya Kaguya laughed with schadenfreude.

Yukinoshita Yukino retorted: "I admit that the problems mentioned earlier do exist. But the second half is complete nonsense!"

"Although I have had poor interpersonal relationships since I was a child, there were always some self-righteous and confused classmates who came to provoke me, but I defeated them head-on in the end. When did I get knocked down by the pressure of reality and fall into confusion?"

Shinomiya Kaguya said lazily: "But, as far as I know, you have an older sister who is even better than you. You have always lived in your sister's shadow, right? Moreover, your parents also value your sister more."

"You must be troubled by your sister's existence, so stubbornly trying to prove that you are better than her. Isn't this considered being defeated by the pressure of reality and falling into confusion?"

"...You know so much." Yukinoshita Yukino glared at Shinomiya Kaguya with dissatisfaction.

"Of course, the field of love is like a battlefield. Even a lion will fight a rabbit with all its might, so how can I underestimate the enemy? I remember all your information clearly." Shinomiya Kaguya said lazily.

Yukinoshita Yukino smiled coldly: "If you think that you can chase the person you like just by memorizing information, you are too naive."

Shinomiya Kaguya raised an eyebrow: "That's better than you doing nothing."

"Ahem, the fortune teller hasn't finished speaking yet."

Hearing the two girls start arguing again, Lin Hezhen had to change the subject.

"Hmph!"*2

Yukinoshita Yukino and Shinomiya Kaguya looked at each other, turned their heads away at the same time, and kept silent.

Granny Saegusa took advantage of the opportunity and said, "Well, let's analyze Miss Yukinoshita's love luck next."

"You will meet your destined lover, but your incommunicative side and overly reserved behavior will hinder your relationship. It is recommended that you attack boldly. Instead of waiting for the other party to take the initiative, you might as well seize the opportunity yourself."

"Sure enough, it's just as I thought..." Yukinoshita Yukino frowned and fell into deep thought.

"The mountain won't come near me. Do I need to go near the mountain? That would be really difficult."

Yukinoshita Yukino glanced resentfully at a mountain that had grown legs.

Lin Hezhen looked straight ahead, stood still as a mountain, and sat steadily on the chair.

"Then, let's finally announce the matching scores of the two."

It finally came, and Yukinoshita Yukino's heart tightened.

She held her breath, preparing herself to hear the result.

Granny Sanzhi loudly announced: "The match between the two is... uh, still 100%!"

After saying this, even she herself seemed to not believe it and moved closer to the screen to confirm it again and again.

"Haha, as expected." Yukinoshita Yukino casually lifted her long hair off her shoulders.

"Huh, it's not 0?" Kaguya Shinomiya's beautiful eyebrows were twisted into a ball.

"How is this possible?" Lin Hezhen's expression was also stiff.

He looked at Grandma Sanzhi with extreme suspicion. Could it be that this divination software would show a 100% match for all the men and women who came for divination?

In order to make some money, there is no bottom line, and it is just a random matchmaking.

"I'm really not lying to you. This is the first time I've encountered such a situation!"

Granny Sanzhi was also panicking. She quickly turned the computer screen towards the three people and said, "Let me show you the past divination records. They range from 0-99%."

The three of them took a closer look and found that indeed the divination results of previous clients were very random.

"There are very few people who get a 100% match, let alone two girls and the same boy. It's simply a miracle that both girls got a 100% match according to divination." Grandma Sanzhi smacked her lips in amazement.

"Maybe your computer software is infected with a virus, which is why the data is so abnormal." Lin Hezhen said calmly.

"Yukino, Kaguya, let's go. This divination software must be broken. Old man, please find someone to fix it."

"Eh? But I think its divination is quite accurate." Yukinoshita Yukino said unconvinced.

"Who just said that personality analysis is nonsense? Don't just look at the parts you think are correct. The divination software on the market are all similar. They say something specious like cold reading. Who takes it seriously?"

Lin Hezhen pulled the two of them out of the divination hut.

Grandma Sanzhi was tapping on the computer host, looking puzzled.

"Is this software really broken? Should I ask someone to take a look at it?"

She took out her cell phone and dialed a number: "Hello, manufacturer, this 'Top Narrative Card Divination Software' you provided me seems to have a problem."

"Two girls have a 100% match with the same boy. Isn't this ridiculous? Someone come and help me fix this."

"What? Nothing wrong? Is this really possible in real life?"

"Oh my goodness, the old woman is really like that today, Xiaodao pulls her ass - she has opened her eyes."