As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

"All in all, there will be problems, but they are by no means unsolvable, but improving productivity is indeed the only way to achieve great harmony in the world." The leading candidate began to sum up: "Gentlemen, we still have a lot to learn. !"

"Aside from other things, we have to study the friction force mentioned by the uncle."

"Absolutely!" A gesture pointed to the new carriageway that had begun to compete with ordinary carriages in the distance: "Did you see that? That is also a way to increase productivity! If merchants all use such carriages, the same horses, the same More people can transport more iron tools to different places, won’t this allow more people to grow more food?”

Then everyone looked at the carriage that Zhao Ren was testing, and after seeing the comparison between the two carriages, they were all overjoyed and full of praise, causing a group of craftsmen to look at each other: These nerds ran out without taking their medicine in the morning?

But the students don’t care about the attitude of the craftsmen at this moment. They are completely convinced by Huamanlou, and they deeply believe that everything taught by Huamanlou is to promote the reform of productivity, and then let the society advance towards Datong...

This is a big misunderstanding.

Anyway, when this group of people was debating, Huaman always felt that something was not quite right——Da Zhao Juzi, dressed in a Confucian shirt, talking about how to liberate productivity, this scene...

I don't know how others feel, anyway, Hua Manlou feels that time and space are a bit out of order, and also feels as if he seems to have done something terrible to this world.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with Hua Manlou's feelings: the existence of this group of scholars is the basis for him to be called the teacher of all ages.

Because, from this day on, this group of scholars began to treat Hua Manlou with the courtesy of their teachers, and claimed to be disciples of Neo Confucianism—the principle of Gewu is naturally Neo Confucianism.They began to collect all Huamanlou's teachings, summed up all Huamanlou's seemingly reasonable quotations, and attributed all the achievements of Xishan to Huamanlou's teachings, which caused Huamanlou to be called "Huamanlou" when he was still alive. It's a saint.

And later generations also have a positive attitude towards these documents. After all, the influence of Huamanlou on later generations is too great, even higher than the influence of Confucianism-they believe that Huamanlou not only has its own philosophy system, He also practiced the attitude of "integration of knowledge and action" to explore the origin of the world, and applied it in practice to bring about changes in society, and has made great achievements in philosophy, physics, mathematics, medicine, military affairs, politics, etc. Influencing the world, so it is not too much to call him the teacher of all ages.

But what...

At this time, Huamanlou still doesn't know how big a firecracker he ordered...

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529. What Did I Miss Again?

Of course Hua Manlou doesn't know what crime he has committed against history... Cough, of course he doesn't know how history will judge him in the future, and he doesn't know how many moths these scholars will make in the near future, anyway...

Orthodox scholars would never say anything good about him.

The reason is very simple, the emergence of "Confucianism" is bound to conflict with Confucianism, after all, Neo-Confucianism is reasonable - for example, when the disciples of Neo-Confucianism gradually understand the origin and nature of many disasters, the first thing that cannot stand is Dong Zhongshu's induction from heaven and man That set of things, so it will naturally quarrel with Confucianism.

The most terrible thing is that the disciples of Neo-Confucianism do not think that they are not disciples of Confucianism. They feel that Neo-Confucianism and Confucianism are in the same line, because Neo-Confucianism is the only way for Confucianism to practice Datong.

In short, the disciples of Neo Confucianism do not oppose the teachings of Confucius, and they even practice these things with the attitude of "integration of knowledge and action", rather than just using them as slogans.

To put it more simply, Neo Confucianism disciples strictly demand themselves by the standards of saints, and then look at everyone like a slut, instead of being like the current scholars who strictly demand others by the standards of saints, but they themselves are scumbags. people……

In short, under the core guidance of the unity of knowledge and action, the disciples of Confucianism in the future will personally bring the advancement of Xishan to every corner of Dazhao. They will begin to influence social progress in all aspects, and actually prompt people to think about the nature of the world.

For example, when the future disciples of Neo-Confucianism start accepting and teaching disciples, they will ask them three quite classic questions: Why do most objects fall to the ground instead of floating into the air?Why do two rocks of different weights and sizes fall to the ground at the same time?Watermelon or durian hit the head, which one hurts more?

Although the third question looks quite weird, it was indeed raised by Hua Manlou in his class. The user's actual actions have proved that the head hurts...

Taken together, the core of these three questions is 'Why is this and not that? ', which prompted Huamanlou's disciples and grandchildren to begin to explore all seemingly reasonable phenomena, and finally figured out the essence, and then applied it to the world, which led to the emergence of batches of scientists in Dazhao...or in other words Physician.

Of course, this will all come later. Now that Huamanlou was listening to the group of scholars discussing how to improve productivity, a smug Zhao Ren came over: "How?"

"How about what?"

"Carriage, am I doing well?" Zhao Ren begged for praise and approval.

Hua Manlou glanced at the new-style carriage that threw the ordinary carriage two streets away, but finally couldn't bear to hit Zhao Ren, so he said perfunctorily, "It's okay."

"I knew it!" Zhao Ren suddenly became excited: "You must have a better idea, right? Just tell me, just give me the idea, and you don't have to worry about anything else!"

Hua Man Lou: ...

Since when did he become an omnipotent person in the eyes of this brat?

No, it may be inaccurate to describe it as omnipotent, but he seems to be stubborn to think that the things he is playing now are leftovers from Huamanlou's play, and he also selectively forgot that Huamanlou did it himself. The time for things is actually very limited...

After Hua Manlou hesitated for a moment, he planned to give Zhao Ren a hard time: "Actually... In addition to adding springs and damping wheels to the carriage that you plan to play now, you can also try a four-wheeled carriage."

Zhao Ren's eyes lit up: "Four-wheeled carriage? How to play?"

In fact, Zhao Ren had thought of the possibility of a four-wheeled carriage a few days ago when discussing the issue of body suspension, and the research and development team agreed that the four-wheeled carriage had better stability and a higher load capacity.

But unfortunately, the steering of the four-wheeled carriage has always been a big problem. Even some people in the comment area of ​​the old man said that the Tianchao has not been able to develop a four-wheeled carriage because of this skill point, which severely limits the vehicle load.

In fact, this is also the case. According to historical records, people in the Southern and Northern Dynasties studied four-wheeled or even six-wheeled carriages, but they were unsuccessful because they could not turn.And there is also a four-wheeled ox cart in the Northern Song Dynasty "Along the River During the Qingming Festival", but there is still no steering mechanism, which must be very laborious...

But is this thing difficult?

It's not difficult, isn't it just to hang the shafts of the two front wheels on the car through a rotating shaft?

Hua Manlou also knew about this in his previous life. He knew that after the ancient Roman Empire conquered Britain, he learned the steering technology of other people’s four-wheeled carriages and promoted them on Roman roads. Around 200 AD, the four-wheeled carriages of ancient Rome had already It's very common.

In short, is it difficult to build a car with a pair of steering wheels?

So Hua Manlou just glanced at Zhao Ren and said, "Think about it, if a short rope is tied to the back of the carriage, what will happen if there is also a carriage tied to the short rope?"

Zhao Ren was taken aback: "That's it?"

Hua Manlou yawned: "That's it."

Zhao Ren looked confused: "Two carriages connected by a soft rope...can it be considered as a carriage?"

Hua Manlou yawned again: "Is it okay to understand the spirit? Why don't you build an extended version of the carriage and add two wheels with axles at the front?"

Zhao Ren thought for a while, then suddenly clapped his hands: "I understand! Why don't you just add a rotating shaft? What a short rope!"

"...Aren't you afraid that you don't understand? Is the function of the short rope different from that of the rotating shaft?"

"Uh... so to speak..."

"Are you all right? I'll be back."

"Go back, go back, I will go back too."

The group of scholars listened to the brief exchange between the two of them. Seeing that the two were about to separate, the leader immediately came over and asked, "Uncle, why did you build a four-wheeled carriage?"

As soon as this was mentioned, Zhao Ren couldn't help showing off: "Don't you think that four-wheeled vehicles are more stable, carry more weight, and are more...excellent?"

"Loading...does it mean that there are more things to pull?" A lifter's eyes widened: "I see, this is also a way to increase productivity!"

These words made Zhao Ren a little stunned: "What is productivity?"

"Uncle just said that productivity is the ability to transform nature formed by the combination of people with labor capacity and means of production."

"Wait a minute, what am I missing? What are means of production?"

Seeing that the two groups of people began to communicate with each other, Hua Manlou hurriedly withdrew, feeling more and more that things were getting uncontrollable: If Zhao Ren returned to the palace in the future, he would talk about liberating productivity with Emperor Guangxing. , Will the godfather beat him to death?Then by the way, smoke yourself too?

530 Fuck me!

On the third day of Zhao Ren's horse-drawn carriage experiment, something suddenly robbed Zhao Ren's horse-drawn carriage experiment success hot search: a mason was beaten by his wife.

Pay attention to the background of the times. At this moment, Da Zhao is still in the era when men are superior to women, but in this era, there is a sturdy woman who beat her husband severely.

This is not a joke, but everyone who heard it was overjoyed: How fresh!

So whenever this person appeared in public, everyone looked at him and smiled: "Old Fang, you have added a new scar on your face."

The old Fang didn't answer, but just stared at the speaker.

Those people shouted loudly again: "You must have been beaten by your mother-in-law again!"

Lao Fang's eyes widened: "Why do you defile people's innocence..."

"What innocence? I passed by your house yesterday and saw with my own eyes that you were held and beaten by your mother-in-law."

The old Fang blushed, and argued: "Husband... Can the matter between husband and wife be called beating?"

Then there were difficult words, such as "kneeling on the washboard" and "domestic violence", which made everyone laugh, and the construction site was full of joy.

I have to say that although it is embarrassing to be beaten by my wife these days, it cannot be said that there is no such thing at all: the allusion of the Lion's Roar in the River East is about Su Shi's friend Chen Jichang, and it is said that a certain famous anti-Japanese general is also very afraid of guilt,'please The allusions of "Madam Parade" and "Killing a chicken with a sword" come from here. (Come on, I invite the big guys to popularize science, I won’t count the words)

In short, the incident of old mason Fang being beaten by his mother-in-law was so uproar that even Huamanlou heard about it and was overjoyed.

"Uncle, it's not good to laugh at others."

The one who spoke was Xiaobei, the only female soldier under Qi Wanrong who hadn't been found yet.

It's strange to say that this little girl has a pretty good personality, and her appearance can be regarded as good-at least in Hua Manlou's opinion, this kind of lolita-style girl even casually posted a little house dance on the platform in his previous life. She can be popular, but here, no one has any thoughts about her.

Or maybe it's because she thinks this little girl's brain is a little hard to use?

Therefore, fifteen out of the sixteen female soldiers are preparing dowry now, but this little girl who is a bit cute and stupid, who is often used as a mascot in a group of people, with a small tail, followed Qi Wanrong to the Xishanbo Mansion as a dowry.

Ordinarily, if Hua Manlou was willing to be a matchmaker, it would not be difficult for her to find a reliable one among the young soldiers, but this little girl didn't know what to think, she had to follow Qi Wanrong, so she had to let her.

And when she heard her complaining about herself, Hua Manlou casually said: "Oh, I'm not laughing at him, I just think... Well, there are really such heroines these days."

"Yeah, there are a lot of heroines, and my eldest lady is that!" Xiao Bei waved his little hand in agreement.

The careless Hua Manlou didn't realize it a little: "Your young lady won't beat me... Cough, she can't beat me."

Xiao Bei nodded in agreement, and then asked curiously, "What about the Fourth Madam?"

The fourth lady is referring to Su Jiuer, which is what the Xishanbo Mansion calls it for the sake of distinction—of course, it is probably Qi Wanrong herself who spread the word, after all, she is called the second lady, but Wen Liang has become the third lady...

I have to say, it's really enough, the same as Xiaobei's problem.

Hua Manlou was speechless: "She won't hit me."

Xiaobei nodded innocently, and said, "Speaking of beating, uncle, Miss Xiaodong was worried. She was afraid that Missy would beat you."

Hua Manlou: "..."

"Miss Xiaodong also said that if the eldest lady wants to beat my uncle in the future, then I must stop her..."

"No, why did she hit me?"

"I don't know, maybe it's because my uncle owes me a beating?"

Hua Manlou covered her forehead: This is probably the reason why this girl can't get married and smashed her hand?

While talking, Qin'er suddenly walked in from the outside.

For some reason, after Qin'er entered the door, she gave Xiao Bei a blank look, and then said, "Master, someone is looking for you."

"Huh? Who is looking for me at this point?"

Huamanlou doesn't work in the early morning, he would rather put on a book, or bask in the sun with a cup of tea. Many people in Xishan know about this, and as time goes by, no one will bother him in the morning.

"It's the one that was beaten by his wife recently." Qin'er gave Xiaobei another look, and continued: "And his wife is here too."

Hua ManLou wondered, "Why are they looking for me? Want a divorce?"

Qin'er said: "I don't know, but they said they have something important to report to the young master."

Hua Manlou's heart of gossip has already arisen: "Let's go and have a look."

……

"Hmph! If you don't come out in good faith, I will retire today, and I won't have any trouble with you, a heartless, ungrateful and ungrateful person!"

Before Huamanlou reached the front hall, he heard such a loud shout from the front hall.

So listening to the accent, this is a Shaanxi martyr?

"It's really not what you think!"

Judging from the tone of voice, this man doesn't seem to be a coward, why was he beaten by his wife, and made trouble in Xishanbo's mansion?

And what's so exciting about it... Cough, misunderstanding?

"What do you think?" The woman roared angrily: "Er Niang's society, people can't forget their origins! You used to live in vain, how much hardship did Er Niang suffer with you? Come to Xishan and you are living like a liar." , you don’t know what to do? It’s just like your uncle gave you the life of a dog!”

"Hey... Ershe, isn't Ershe not enough?"

These two spoke with a Shaanxi accent, and they spoke urgently and quickly. Hua Manlou was stunned outside because he didn't understand what the two of them were arguing about. Anyway...

It sounds like, isn't it similar to how men become bad when they have money, or isn't this woman really the Hedong Lion Roar?

After Huamanlou walked into the front hall with a puzzled expression on his face, he saw that neither of them was seated. When the two saw Huamanlou, the woman knelt down on the ground with the child in her arms: "Mr. Fang Lin, see Uncle Guo!"

The man took a step back, but bowed to the ground with a wry smile on his face: "Little Fang Erniu, I have seen Uncle."

Hua Manlou gave him a hand: "There's no need to be polite, get up, you're still holding the baby..."