I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

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"Ah, well, if your feet still hurt, I'll give you some herbs."

"Well, thank you."

Time passed and it was already late at night. Neither Lin Qingyan nor Zu An took off their clothes. Of course, they still took off their coats. The two of them were squeezed into the same quilt back to back.

Zu An stared at the wall with an expressionless face. He was wearing a shirt carefully selected by Kong. Lin Qingyan was wearing her black cheongsam collared off-shoulder dress. Her face was red and her eyes were closed, and she kept searching. Own.

Through their clothes, the two could feel each other's body temperature and even feel each other's heartbeat.

"Wa-ah-ah-!"

Following a sound of jackdaws and flapping wings, Lin Qingyan heard the sound of chewing bones and chopping things, but Zu An seemed not to hear anything, so she thought it was her own auditory hallucination. , and at the same time resisted the urge to directly wash the ground with a large thunder spell.

Lin Qingyan shuddered involuntarily, and then said without thinking, "This feathered beast is so annoying, won't it sleep? I almost fell asleep, and it woke me up."

"It's really annoying. I'm a little annoyed watching it."

Zu An kept staring at the wall. The little ghost in the wall was so frightened by Zu An that he didn't dare to move. In the eyes of the wall ghost, who was Zu An? He was obviously a ghost that looked more like a ghost than him. Because of this, this kid has no way to trouble Lin Qingyan.

Lin Qingyan couldn't understand what Zu An was saying. She didn't have the courage to turn her body around to face Zu An. After all, it was always weird like this.

"If you want to twist it, just twist it."

Zu An came out of the quilt with his hands, touched the wall inadvertently, twisted around, and looked at Lin Qingyan's back. The moment he touched the wall, he sucked all the ghosts in the wall into Gliza's stomach. .

21. The prosperous Poshan Town (trivia: Poshan Town has been destroyed long ago)

One night passed, and Lin Qingyan didn't get a good rest. She was just worried. After all, Zu An was so determined to tell her ghost stories about painted-skinned men and skinned ghosts.

After telling the story, she couldn't fall asleep at all, while Zu An closed his eyes and breathed evenly, completely unaffected.

Early the next morning, Lin Qingyan couldn't even make a proud expression, and lay on Zu An's back with a pair of dark circles under his eyes. Today he still walked back to Shang Shu, and went to Gou Wucheng by the way. Look at the ashes on the mountain to see the eleventh girl named Xi.

When the three people left this shabby inn, Lin Qingyan was furious. The inn completely disappeared after the three people left. Looking at it, he saw such a weird inn drawn on the edge of the place. .

"You were scared all night yesterday, and your feet never left my legs for a moment. However, you also saw that nothing happened."

"Yes, that inn is indeed a ghost inn, right?"

Lin Qingyan thought of finding time to get rid of it.

"Yes, since it is people who harm people and ghosts don't harm people, why are you afraid of ghosts but not people? Are you afraid that the painted-skin girl will trick you away and send you to the skin-picking ghost? You are not afraid of people, but you are afraid of ghosts. Aren't you afraid of what I did to you last night?"

Lin Qingyan was silent, lying on Zu An's shoulder and fell asleep. Even if he usually stayed up late to do criminal investigations, he had never been so tired. It was mainly due to mental fatigue and numbness. Why was this guy teaching himself to deal with these underworld? Evil things change?

Can't understand.

……

Besides, after leaving the ghost inn, Zu An carried her up to Hongdong Mountain with Ling, and after killing the monsters for a while, they went to Napo Mountain Town.

The three of them arrived at Poshan Town

It was already evening. Ling and Zu An randomly found an inn to stay. The three of them still stayed in the inn. This time the inn looked much normal. Lin Qingyan, who had just woken up, was a little curious as to why Zu An was not there. To top it off here, I still choose to make some raw food myself.

"The shopkeeper lives in three rooms, a Tianzi room."

Because everything was so normal, Jingzhe didn't feel anything was wrong. The three of them took the number and went to their own qun: five-four-three-six-five-nine-three-eight-nine.s room.

"I want to eat something hot. Eating cold food every day is not good for my stomach."

"It's not impossible, but I'm afraid you might get a stomach upset if you eat it."

Zu An looked around in Jingzhe's room, "Qing Yan tonight..."

"It's very normal tonight. I don't need to protect you."

"alright."

Zu An scratched his head in distress. He was about to say that we were in Poshan Town now, but he gave up the reminder when he saw Jingzhe's posture.

How could Poshan Town, a place destroyed by natural disasters, be as prosperous as it is now?Some are just undead souls that cannot leave because of pain, some ink monsters that are produced by the way when painting for others, and resentful spirits that can't be dispelled for a long time and become increasingly resentful.

Since Jingzhe doesn't need to be reminded, it's hard to say anything else. Just leave the door unlocked tonight.

Zu An looked helpless. After all, Lin Qingyan was also a descendant of the Tianshi Mansion, so nothing would happen, right?

"Then let me cook you some hot food?"

"Can't I buy it directly?"

Lin Qingyan put on her shoes. She couldn't understand why Zu An looked like a woman who was menstruating and had painful menstrual cramps. The originally cold expression also had a little more subtlety. She explained to Zu An, "It's not..." I don’t want to protect you, but I just happen to be able to wash up in the room today. After all, men and women are different, so washing up is always a little inconvenient. It’s not that I don’t want to eat the food you cooked, but you’ve been carrying me for a whole day. …”

Seeing Zu An's increasingly weird expression, Jingzhe became more and more panicked. Didn't he say the wrong thing?

Zu An realized something. Jingzhe didn't seem to realize the current situation at all. Do he still want to remind him?

"that…"

"Okay, okay, qun: 543659389, I'll go accompany you after I finish washing, okay? Really, let's talk about it first, you asked for it, not me who took the initiative."

"No need... I'd rather take a good rest."

Zu An just wanted to see Jingzhe throwing Leifa while jumping onto his bed in the middle of the night. It was very interesting to think about it.

Although he wanted to have fun, Zu An did not intend to do nothing. At least make some arrangements in the bathroom of this wing. With this thought in mind, Zu An walked into the bathroom of the Jingzhe Wing, and in At this time, Ling knocked on Jingzhe's door, "Miss Lin, I've heated up some food here, let's eat some together."

Zu An watched Lin Qingyan and Ling leave with a smile, then his expression turned cold, and his movements began to be erratic, "I said...some people were perverts in life, and then they became like me after death." A hungry ghost in lust? No, I am not a complete hungry ghost in lust. A real hungry ghost in lust should use strength to forcibly quench his thirst, instead of looking for spiritual comfort like me."

One soul after another appeared in the bathroom, and one of them, the soul of a Luper man with a scar on his face, said, "I advise you not to meddle in other people's business, and be careful about your grandfather, we will not be polite to you."

"That's right, where did you come from? How dare you interfere in your grandfather's affairs."

Zuan was silent, and the pattern belonging to Zuan's server on his back lit up, "You ask me where I come from? You might as well ask your mother, your mother came from me. The one in front, where did you come from? Oh, I forgot, your unlucky mother was so angry that she had such an unfilial son like you, so your mother has no soul."

Zu An looked particularly calm, and while speaking verbally, a black mist condensed in his hand, "That's it for you bunch of bastards who want a father without a father, a mother without a mother, and are not even human beings. Come and scream in front of your grandpa." , in the final analysis, only the current magnetic field can support you guys alive.

I even want to see your grandma's body. It's better to take off those eyes you use to vent your anger and give them to a blind man as soon as possible. "

"Hey, you guy, what do you want to do? Dad, no, grandpa, grandpa... no, no, no, grandpa, stop, stop! I will give you one kowtow. If one is not enough, I will give you two. How many brothers are alive? When you are young, you are a waste, and when you die, you will only be lustful...I bumped into my grandma..."

Although they didn’t know what was going on with the black mist in Zu An’s hands, they could feel the feeling of death from above. Zu An raised his eyebrows, “Grandma Zu, where is your mother? Why did your wife-to-be jump to two levels of transformation all at once?” Becoming my grandma?

"I use shadow and black mist together with dark thunderstorms to interfere with the geomagnetic field. Do you think you can survive, you losers?"

Zu An stopped talking nonsense with these guys, and directly covered the ground with black mist and dark thunderstorms, "You can't even flatter me. You are a bunch of trash, as well as the lover under the bed over there. If you don't get out, I will kill your wife." The soul belt will kill you."

"Big daddy, please change the place. Don't blame me if you feel strange. Don't blame me if you feel strange."

Logically speaking, people see ghosts, and it’s no wonder that people are weird about ghosts. This has always been the case in Poshan Town, which has long been depopulated, but today the ghosts have seen ghosts, and here comes someone who looks more like a ghost than them. Ghost things, eating ghosts, killing ghosts, annihilating ghosts, trapping ghosts in his body and torturing them constantly, for a while these lustful ghosts were

He ran out of Lin Qingyan's room.

As for the other ghosts, they were not lustful, and decided to automatically block the wind and block other ghosts while Lin Qingyan was taking a bath.Normally, the people of Great Yan Terra would have to treat them as their fathers if they accidentally strayed into it. Today, the situation has changed, and they have an ancestor on their head.

As for Ling and Zu An, the other ghosts could tell at a glance that they were not human, so they did not seek trouble.

All the ghosts came to Lin Qingyan. After all, he was one of the few ordinary people who entered Poshan Town.

(Zu An: I will be happy when she can directly cause lightning to strike you all with one sentence)

22. Ghost father, ghost father, ghost godfather

Jingzhe and Ling returned to their room after eating. At this time, Zu An was lying motionless on her bed. Jingzhe walked to the bed with curiosity, looked at her closed eyes, "Turns out he fell asleep." Well, you are really tired after carrying me on your back all day, right?"

Zu An suddenly opened his eyes, startling Jingzhe, "Are you awake? When you wake up, you can go back to your wing, right?"

"No, I will leave my scent on your bed, and then I will listen to you take a shower here."

Jingzhe's face was filled with disgust, and he turned around and went to the bathroom, "I thought you weren't the kind of guy who would say such perverted remarks, but it turns out you're the same guy?"

"I feel so sad when you say that to me. What if a pervert suddenly comes in and sees you while you are taking a shower?"

"...You are the biggest pervert, right?"

Jingzhe's tone was full of helplessness, and she said through the bathroom door, "We agreed, absolutely! Absolutely! You are absolutely not allowed to come in!"

"Don't worry, there's a chance that I won't go in. Just hearing the sound of you taking a shower makes me very happy."

Jingzhe suddenly didn't want to take a bath anymore and stuck his head out from the crack in the door.

"Be normal, I'm scared if you do this."

"Okay, I know, I know."

Then when I have sex with you, I can only say "I love you" like the Gun Hero in "Gun Yong" while deeply deepening the relationship and communication, right?

Zu An thought rudely, the fundamental reason why he was sitting here was because he didn't trust those ghosts. Even though he had killed all the perverts among them, and the other ghosts respectfully called him "Ghost Father", but I still don't feel at ease, no matter what, I still have to stay here to prevent ghosts from seeing Lin Qingyan's body.

Just like the world can only be dominated by one person, for a pervert, one person is enough.

The sound of gurgling water came, and Sister Lei Zi started taking a bath. Zu An watched quietly here. As for him, he really didn't have that kind of hobby. No one could really wash their dirty clothes in front of others. Drink the bath water in one gulp like Kua Fu, right?

Soon, Lin Qingyan finished the bath successfully and came out to see Zu An who was already sitting down. In front of Zu An was the book recording the thunder method that he carried with him. Looking at Zu An who was emitting thunder and lightning around him, Lin Qing Yan smacked his lips, "This is really outrageous."

I think back to when I practiced Sam Fu in the summer and San Jiu in the winter. I never stopped since I was a child. I didn’t reach Zu An’s current level until he was twenty and two years old... Wait a minute, why does Zu An feel more scared the more he practices Thunder Method?

Zu'an = the way of heaven, he practices thunder method = the use of thunder for heavenly calamity = divine punishment, Lin Qingyan and other heavenly masters, Taoist priests, temple monks = ascetics.

Driven by curiosity, Zu An obtained a special attack on the Celestial Master, Taoist priests, and monks.

Miss Jingzhe was paralyzed. She wanted to wake Zu An up from his practice but was afraid that he would go crazy. If he went crazy, either Zu An would die, or all the current civilizations in the world would be directly ganked by Zu An, and they would quickly restart. opened.

As time passed little by little, Zu An woke up, and then looked at Jing Zhe beside him who breathed a sigh of relief, "Ah, I'm sorry, I saw that your book didn't say that external stories are strictly prohibited, so I learned some things on my own. .”

"It's okay, it's getting late. I'm going to rest. You can go back too."

In the middle of the night, the bell rang, and the non-existent phone rang too. Lin Qingyan, who had fallen asleep, suddenly woke up. The windows in the room were obviously closed, so where was the wind coming from?

Lin Qingyan frowned and stood up, tightened her clothes, and took out a thunder charm. After taking a bath, she changed into clean clothes. She was unwilling to take off her clothes when sleeping outside.

A distorted face suddenly appeared in Lin Qingyan's sight, and then a thunder talisman was photographed on the scary ghost's face. A bolt of thunder flew directly from Zu An, shattering Zu An's shirt at the same time. It blasted through the wall, passed over Lin Qingyan, and directly hit the unlucky guy with the talisman on it.

Lin Qingyan:?

Zu An, lying half naked on the bed: My clothes?

"Sky... thunder?"

Lin Qingyan didn't have much time to react before a large number of ghosts swarmed up, so he ran towards Zu An without even having time to grab his coat.

Just as Lin Qingyan threw herself into Zu An's arms, she turned around and saw all the ghosts kneeling on the ground. For a moment, the ghosts were kowtowing like garlic, "I am not a ghost in this inn. I didn't know that the ghost father was here. I'm extremely sorry for ruining your elegance."

"No, no, no, my surname is not Qiuyue, so let's not do this, right?"

"What... ghost father?"

"This is complicated. I cleaned up all the ghosts in the inn, and while you were taking a bath, my reputation almost spread throughout the ghost circle. I didn't expect that the ghosts who came to scare you were ghosts from other places."

Zu An tried to fool this sentence, but all the ghosts spoke in unison: "Ghost father, ghost father, godfather among ghosts! Ghost father, ghost father, godfather among ghosts!"

The number of strange fanatics increased.

"...I'm rather curious as to why there are so many ghosts here and where exactly this place is."

"What I wanted to tell you this afternoon is that we are in Poshan Town."

"Po...shan...zhen?"

Lin Qingyan closed her eyes with a smile, smelling the fragrance coming from Zu An's body. As a young lady, she actually didn't want to curse Dayan or the national quintessence of Dayan, but she fell asleep in Zu An's arms. Before…

Jingzhe touched Zu An's face with both hands and said, "Damn, you idiot, you should have told me this kind of thing earlier. I could just sleep in the same room with you."

Tomorrow’s scenery will be missed again (sad)

Lin Qingyan's painting style began to deviate from normal.

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On a new day, the three of them continued on the road. Nothing strange happened on the road that followed. The fundamental reason was still because of Zu An, the ghost father.

All the ghosts were either frank or shy away from each other.

After that, the three of them passed through Huiqi Mountain and had fun in Gouwucheng, and finally returned to Shang Shu in April.

Shang Shu is a place with mountains, water and spiritual energy. Of course, there are also some spicy girls.

After returning to Shang Shu, Ling decided to run away first and not to follow Zu An in a hurry. He left a token and disappeared.

Entering Liang Mansion, Zu An and Lin Qingyan saw Lao Li who was lying on the ground and being kicked by Du Yaoye.

"...It feels like these two get along well, don't they?"

"Huh? We get along well. You can tell that with your own eyes? It's a ghost that this young lady can get along peacefully with him."/"Get along well? You must have been dazzled by the beauty when you left."