I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

23. The man-eating mare and the man-eating doe

It was June in the hot summer, and Zu An and his party chose a time when Huaihu was on vacation to return to Longmen.

For a long time to come, Zu An will not leave Longmen again. He will be at home in the true sense of the word, living a life where his wife is on the hot bed every day. His life is very leisurely, so leisurely that he is full of joy in this poor world. So sweet.

Jingzhe rented a room in a high-end community at her own expense, but she soon discovered that the landlord was Zu An. After thinking about it for a while, she chose to cancel the rent and go straight to whoring. Wouldn't it be nice to have the money to eat, drink, and buy some clothes? ?

Almost everyone has a job, even Mephisto was taken to the company by Kong, became a child star, and started the life he dreamed of.

Faust was tricked by Amiya into going to Rhode Island. In his own words, he was watching over Rhode Island for his brother to prevent anything from happening to this little bunny who was not too mature. The ore disease was completely cured. After graduating, I found a job in the Guards Bureau.

Almost failed any examination.Hidden Cable has the biggest connections. On the surface, they have Zu An, Chen Huijie, and Shi Huaiya. On the underworld, they have Lin Yuxia and Lapland. On the entertainment side, they also have Mephistopheles and Sora. There is Urbian, the male mother who loves the house and Wu, and Skadi who is soaking in the bathtub.

Did I miss someone?Yes, Ms. Platinum, Ms. Xintrea is lying dead with Zaun.

After such a circle, the most idle person became the rural girl who worked hard at home every day to practice as a bride... No, she was already a young woman. The young women Alina, Xinteleiya and others were at home every day to strengthen their heavenly ability. Zuan.

It is worth mentioning that Jingzhe spent time with Zaun from March to June. The progress bar on Zaun’s system was stuck at 99.99%, and he could not go any further no matter what. This directly reminded Zuan that the system had just become stuck. 99.99% of the time.

As Zu An gradually mastered the ability of heaven, he was able to easily break through the dimensional wall, which even the wall repairers could not repair.

"Today, I'm going to do something important, Alina."

"what?"

Alina stopped stirring the seafood soup on the stove and looked at Zu An expectantly, "I'm fed up with my current situation, so I want to challenge the author to a duel and punch his brains out with one punch. Yes, I want my brain back."

"You're saying something I can't understand again. It's true. If I hadn't made sure that your brain wasn't damaged, I would have taken you to Rhode Island to have the doctor named Kelsey check you out. Come back, Dr. Kelsi left Rhode Island and went to Shang Shu to look for you, didn't you meet her?"

"Ah...? I haven't met her yet. Maybe she got away from me and missed her."

Zu An sat cross-legged on the sofa and began to contact Kelsi through authority.

[Zu An: Kelsey Kelsey, let me test your mother! ]

[Kelsey: ...you, forget it, I’m used to it. ]

[Kelsey: I’ve arrived in Shang Shu. Where are you? Come and pick me up. I ran into some trouble on the way, so I’m done. ]

[Zu An: I'm at Longmen. You can go back. ]

[Kelsey: I may be a little tired recently. Do you have time?I want to date you, and I don’t want to use injections to stay in shape, Lucille kept saying. ]

[Zu An: Come to my house. ]

"Ah, Kelsey really ran to Shang Shu. She is such a big cat who loves to run."

Zu An looked at Alina who was making soup, got up and walked out of the house. Alina looked at Zu An and slowly asked a question, "I want to get my brain back."

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Reminiscing about the time when Zu An was in high spirits, he returned home with a bruised nose and a swollen face. Alina put ice cubes on Zu An with a look of helplessness.

"It hurts! It hurts too much! I went to talk to the dog author, who was so stubborn, and I was about to punch him until his brain was even. I never thought that he would ask the protagonist of his previous book to hit me. I was actually the one who hit him. It’s okay, after all, I still have Glizza, but he’s fucked up! That abstract thing called Thomas’ Little Hearse was directly designated to send my Glizza to the underworld, and then I was beaten up.”

Alina looked helpless as she helped him reduce the swelling bit by bit, "Then is the Gliza in your mouth still there?"

"When I came back, that little hearse was brought back to me, and it destroyed my system."

Therefore, the system is in ruins, and the system collapses in the middle of its entrepreneurship.

"???"

Xintera came out of the room scratching her non-existent breasts. She looked at the bruised and swollen Zaun with a funny look on her face. She poked Zuan's face here and there with the intention of having fun, "Who did this?" ? It’s as swollen as a pig’s head, can’t you use that spiritual energy to remove it?”

"Ah, it's impossible, damn author, am I the son you are raising now? It hurts, it hurts too much."

"So is this why you buried your face in Alina's arms?"

"The fundamental reason is because you didn't."

Bai Jin was silent for a moment, and then took out his bow and arrow at a very fast speed. Alina subconsciously dodged it, "Enhanced attack power·γ type, count one, Shattered Foot!"

An arrow shot into Zu An's body, and Bai Jin panicked. Normally, he couldn't break through Zu An's body's defense, so how could he penetrate it directly?

In fact, Zuan directly entered the state of Griza at that moment. Zuan had many evil intentions. This was how he tricked Hinterlea, but after being panicked, Hinterlea watched Zuan motionless. .

Just kidding, even if you go too far, you are still a Platinum Ranker and an excellent killer. Your arrow doesn't draw any blood after being penetrated?

Zu An just lay there motionless, still anxiously waiting for Bai Jin to hold him in his arms, completely unaware that he had been completely exposed. Bai Jin went directly to drink seafood porridge with Alina on the other side, and the two watched quietly. Look at Zu An acting over there.

"How about we contact him with a cemetery? It's okay to just leave it like this."

Zu An couldn't imagine that such harsh words would come out of the gentle Alina's mouth, and then he heard Bai Jin's words, "If you want more graveyards, just throw them in and share them."

Damn, there’s a man-eating mare!

"anyway…"

Alina suddenly blushed, her brain's CPU was running rapidly, and her whole body turned into a steam deer girl in an instant, "Since he is pretending to be dead, should we do this..."

When she was in the tundra, Alina was deprived of her sanity and saw only color information starting with T, so she had a lot of theoretical knowledge in her mind, but she almost never put it into practice.

"I remember that a great man said that practice is the only criterion for testing..."

"Ah~ I'll lie down and let him do it by himself. I don't really want to move. Forget it, I'll just move."

Zu Anping always feels like a doll when he takes the initiative.

Bai Jin took back the arrow with an expressionless expression, "Stop pretending, there's no blood at all, it's full of flaws."

24. Lapland fell into German hands

Platinum and Alina team up to fish, but the horse is not a seahorse and does not have enough water. Its fragile body collapses midway. They go to replenish water and enter the countdown to resurrection. Only the sad little deer girl is struggling to support it.

But the deer girl is an auxiliary, too weak and has no power. At this moment, the deer girl's savior came. Although I don't know how Lapland flew in from the window, she just came.

Although both buildings belong to him, the sound insulation is very good and no sound can be heard no matter what. It is rumored that the existence of Zuan has led to the high evolution of the sea heirs, and the level of silence has been greatly improved. It can specifically block sounds or electronic instruments.

Then a decorative material with the ability to silence sound was invented. The entire two buildings were decorated with this kind of decorative material. There was no problem with internal sound transmission in a sealed room, but it just wouldn't go out.

Lapland let out a wolf howl, "Haha, the violent villain blocks the path of justice. Zu An, you have been away for so long, and I am different from the past. Let me ravage you fiercely! You love my increasing strength. ...Ouch?”

Lapland got up, and Zaan, who looked helpless, grabbed the wolf's tail, and then showed a puzzled expression.

"Ooooooooooooo!!"

Zaun started to act like a dog, but Lapland was stunned and surrendered directly.

……

As night fell, Texas, as the leader of the Texas team of Penguin Logistics, had no problem even if he left early, so he returned to the house early.

Because Zu An came back, she returned home from the staff dormitory.

As soon as he entered the door, Texas frowned, his nose twitched, and the home was filled with the smell of seafood - because of Zuan

Because of this, they have the concept of seafood.

"I am back…"

Texas took two steps inside and saw Platinum who was eating with an expressionless face, Alina who had a ruddy complexion and dared not look directly at Zaun, and Lapland who looked like a dead dog, the one he was looking for. A familiar figure is preparing seafood in the kitchen.

“This time the seafood tastes a bit...”

When passing by Lapland, Texas paused. It smelled of chestnut flowers. Looking at Lapland's dead dog-like appearance, he still understood a lot, "Am I here to help?"

"You sit down, Zu An won't let me enter the kitchen."

Apart from Zaun, Alina is the best cook, but Alina's cooking makes Zauan feel disgusted.

"So what happened today?"

Normally, Zaun would never make Lapland look like this. The last time Lapland suffered hemiplegia, it was because he was too noisy.

"...It's just that Zu An was... um..."

Alina didn't know how to say this. Bai Jin still had a lazy and plain face. "He was beaten by his half-brother. It is said that he could have beaten him, but his brother had technology and ruthlessness in his hands." If you don't live, Zu An's face will be swollen."

"I was laughed at by Lapland when... that time, and I was so angry that I was right."

"I think Lapland deserves it."

Texas said, and took a slight whiff of Alina and Platinum's scent. The scent of Zuan on their bodies was much less.

Alina gave a pertinent evaluation, and Texas was full of curiosity, so he walked directly to the kitchen to see what Zaun had become.

"Pfft...I didn't laugh, really."

Texas suddenly smiled, and then turned back to his original indifferent face that didn't care about anything, "Is it the first time you've been hungry since you came ashore?"

"The second time, and the other time was at that party. I really didn't expect that guy to come up with something that targets my genes."

Zu An corrected him without changing his expression. Even a person like Texas would inevitably blush when he recalled that party.

"How long will you stay at home this time?"

Texas took a fried shrimp in his mouth, stared at the food still in the pan, and his ears twitched slightly.

"I won't tell you. I left not long after I told you last time."

Zu An motioned Texas to walk back to avoid being splashed by the oil. This was hot oil, and it was no joke to have it splashed on him.

Bai Jin came over and took away a plate of shrimps, "Come on, you're obviously just leaving during the Chinese New Year. If you say you know how to walk, you know how to walk. If you didn't tell me, you must be trying to run away, ah~ why can she eat me secretly?" just can not?"

"I ate openly. If I remember correctly, Zaun's kitchen only forbids Croissant and Archangel from entering... Now there is another Lapland."

Following the direction of Zuan's finger, Texas discovered an additional line of Alina's handwritten prompts below, "So why not just restore your face? Although the chubby look is also nice. "

"To put it simply, I don't have enough authority. I can only wait for it to disappear naturally tomorrow. How can I possibly beat a grown-up guy like me who hasn't grown up yet?"

Speaking of this matter, Zu An's resentment became even greater, "Does Alina have anything to do tomorrow? Come on a date with me if you have nothing to do."

"Eh? Me?"

Alina was stunned for a moment. It seems like it’s her own show now?Now it's Alina's time to go to Oita.

"No problem, just where should we go on a date?"

Alina agreed decisively, and Zu An shook his head, "There's no point in saying it in advance. It's interesting only when you arrive at the scene."

Soon it was time to eat. Zu An looked at the people on the table and said, "Speaking of which, where did the Angel and Croissant go?"

"The two of them are still outside because they have a mission. Kong recently received a notice and can't come back for the time being. Skadi... I don't know where she went to blast gold coins."

Alina said as if ordering beans, "As for Miss Chen, Miss Shi Huaiya and Miss Lin, you all know that Miss Lin Qingyan is very busy every day, so it is normal not to see anyone."

"That's it, I understand. Where are Ino and Sasha?"

Zu An put the prepared meal into a separate bowl, then sat next to Lapland, who was lying motionless on the sofa, and started feeding him.Sometimes Zaun always feels that Lapland is like a naughty child or a little devil, who gets too angry and is calmed down for a while after being dealt with by him.

"I don't want you to feed me."

Lapland showed a wicked smile. Apparently after the last four days and three nights of experience and the party, Lapland's endurance has been greatly improved. He grinned and revealed his shark teeth, "I I want imported food.”

Texas paused and left the dining table, taking over the job from Zu An, "You go and eat, I'll take care of this guy. It's wrong for you to spoil her like this."

Lapland's expression gradually changed from pride to horror, "Zuan! Don't abandon me! Hey!"

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25. Come, let’s duel

Zu An was indifferent to Lapland's plea for help. Instead, he sang, "I don't practice good deeds on weekdays, I only like to kill people and set fires."

It means that you usually mess with people in too many places, and we can’t control them, and it’s not easy to control them, so just be force-fed.

"Come, let's eat. After dinner, go to bed early. I'll wash the rice bowls and other things. My dear Alina has been working hard."

"What about me?" Bai Jin asked back, and Zu An showed contempt: "You have worked so hard for my dear little Pegasus to lie around and fish around every day and be lazy. Even if it is your turn to cook, it will definitely not be your turn, right? ?”

"Ah~ Even though it's like this~ I still feel a little bit unhappy when I'm not praised by you~ Hmm!"

Before Bai Jin finished complaining, Zu An used chopsticks to pick up a piece of meat and put it into his mouth, "You can help out sometimes. You see, guys like me will get sick, let alone people like Alina, who get sick from overwork." It’s not good.”

Texas seamlessly interjected: "Wouldn't it be better if I got sick? I could enjoy your 24-hour meticulous care."

"Overworked illness is different from other illnesses. Anyway, you have to take care of the only Elafia in the family, right?"

"I, the only Kuranta in the family, apply for favoritism."

Zu An kicked Bai Jin's calf angrily, "This is because people's hearts are not full. You don't have to worry about anything except eating, drinking, playing and sleeping every day. Group: 543659389, and you don't have to work. How can you be treated favorably, Ali? After all, Na’s current occupation is also that of a housewife.”

"Yes, yes, really, can I kick it back?"

Bai Jin said he was kicking him back, but actually he was rubbing his legs with his feet.After Texas finished feeding Lapland, he returned to the dining table regardless of Lapland's helpless expression.