I, with a long knife in my hand, can only do one move

To be honest, after learning what kind of school this was, Cheng Rang's first thought was definitely to let Xiao Mo go to Class A of this school, which was the most outstanding class.

After all, if it is Class E, both the teaching environment and the teaching staff will definitely not be as good as those classes with the best educational resources.

But in the subsequent field investigation, Cheng Rang found that although the students in the so-called "advanced class" had excellent grades, it was obviously not a place where he could put an innocent child like Xiao Mo in it.

Because of the difference in [Humanities].

The most important thing is - why do those guys in class ABCD all have passer-by faces?They all look so ugly!

You are too far behind the group of students in Class E who are basically the protagonists, aren't you?

Even considering the painting style, Cheng Rang gave up the idea of ​​sending Xiaomo to other classes.After all, if the environment is not good, you can change it yourself. If the teachers are not good, you can also find a way.

But the students' relationship and social environment are not good, that is, it is really not good. Compared with learning knowledge, Cheng Rang thinks that Xiaomo's circle of friends should be "high-quality".

......

The old Chuqiu Middle School building in the back mountain is covered with weeds and the old wooden structure smells of decay and dilapidation. This is the one-third-acre land of Class E.

Some out-of-pitch or even forked class bells rang, and the students waiting in the classroom all listened solemnly to the sound of sticky meat slapping on the ground outside the corridor.

Wow, the door was opened, and a "yellow octopus" with a big spherical head and wearing a professor's uniform walked into the classroom waving its tentacles.

The most eye-catching thing is the round pie face, the peas-like eyes and the smile that is almost half of the face, and the nose is not even visible.

Behind it was a group of men in black, holding guns in their hands and pointing at its back.

But the yellow octopus made a sound to introduce itself as if it didn't see the gun pointing at itself.

"When we first met, I was the prisoner who blew up 70% of the moon. According to the schedule, I will blow up the earth next year."

"From today onwards, I will be your homeroom teacher, please take care of me."

The whole class had different expressions, and the whole teacher was silent.

In these three short sentences, there are five or six places that I want to make people crazily complain!

Nagisa Shiota, who was sitting in the front row of the classroom, already had a voice in his head shouting like this, and it was obvious from the expression on his face that everyone else in the classroom thought the same way.

Except for a brunette girl sitting behind her....

Nagisa Shioda glanced back. She looked younger than the other students in the classroom, but when she looked at the yellow octopus behind the podium with a completely wrong style, she was the only one behind her who said, "It looks soft." It's very chewy, is it delicious?" he said to himself.

At this time, a black-haired man in a suit with cold eyebrows took a step forward.

"I am Urama from the Ministry of Defense. First of all, I hope everyone can understand that everything I say from now on is a state secret."

The atmosphere in the class was like Coca-Cola with ice cubes, turbulent in the interior, but exuding a breathtaking coldness.

At this moment, the girl behind Nagisa Shiota suddenly raised her hand.

"Teacher, may I ask—what do you mean by state secrets?"

——Don’t ask that strange class teacher such a common-sense question at this time with a matter-of-fact expression!Don’t you understand what air (atmosphere) is? !

Shiota Nagisa was about to bury his head in the table, as if he felt that everyone's eyes were piercing through him and shooting at the girl behind him.

"The so-called state secrets refer to matters related to the security and interests of the country, determined in accordance with legal procedures, and restricted to a certain range of people within a certain period of time. Do you understand this student?"

To everyone's surprise, since the octopus raised its tentacles, it answered the girl's question very naturally.

"Oh, so it is."

——Don’t take it for granted to answer questions at this time, hey!And your reaction of not caring about the appearance of that octopus at all!

Shiota Nagisa could already feel that the other people in the class were about to explode with their desire to complain, as if it only needed a small fuse to ignite this place like a bomb.

Mr. Wu Jian, who was speaking, also had a tense expression on his face. After the interaction between the two of them was over, he cleared his throat and continued, "Then let's not gossip, I'll get straight to the point."

"I hope that the students here can kill this monster in front of them!"

"..."

Ruined.

This was the only thought in Nagisa Shiota's mind afterward.

All the students showed shocked expressions, even Xiao Mo.

"Hey... what did you say? Does that mean this guy is some kind of alien who came to invade the earth?" Finally, a boy couldn't hold back the doubts in his head and asked such a question.

The octopus's head turned red all of a sudden, and it was still emitting steam. It raised its tentacles in protest and retorted, "How rude! I was born and bred on the earth!"

Wu Jian continued: "It's inconvenient to explain the details to you now. But what this guy said is all the truth. Of the two creatures that destroyed the moon, the one in front of you is scheduled to destroy the earth in March next year." The only people who know about it are the heads of state on Earth.”

"They are also studying how to kill this guy before the earth goes into a panic... without anyone noticing."

"In other words—assassination."

Swish! !

Without warning, Wu Jian pulled out a dagger from his arms and slashed at the yellow octopus that was close at hand, but it dodged it for a moment.

In a movement that no one could see clearly, the octopus changed position as if teleporting.

Wu Jian continued to chase after him with a dagger, but was easily dodged. He said, "But as you can see, this monster has an unbelievably high speed!"

Brush - whoosh! !

"Not to mention taking its life, it will even end up being trimmed by its tentacles! And the technique is quite delicate!"

When Wu Jian stopped moving, the students realized that his eyebrows had been trimmed neatly.

"That is to say, if this guy really intends to run desperately. Then we humans will never be able to do anything to it before we are extinct."

Putting a set of eyebrow trimming tools back into the box and covering it, the yellow octopus slowly said: "However, it would be too boring to do that. So I made a proposal to the United Nations

plan. "

"Although I don't want to die in your hands... but there is no problem if you let me serve as the head teacher of Class E, the third grade of Chuqiu Middle School."

--Why? !Shiota Nagisa yelled inwardly with his face darkened.

A boy couldn't help raising his hand, "But Mr. Wu Jian, you just said - [two] creatures that destroyed the moon?"

Wu Jian closed his eyes, sighed, and looked outside the classroom door again.

"That's right, it's [two]."

Under the gaze of the whole class, another figure stepped in.

But it was just a handsome-looking black-haired man with a warm smile and even a little handsomeness.

Who is this person?

Just when the students showed puzzled expressions, many girls' eyes lit up.The man stepped up to the podium, shoulder to shoulder with the yellow octopus.

He smiled and said:

"Hello students, I am the person who will be your physical education teacher this year. My name is Cheng Rang. You can call me Teacher Cheng in the future—as Mr. Wu Jian said, I am also one of the people who destroyed the moon. I will be responsible for guiding your students from now on." Assassination technology is also one of your assassination targets. But it is only for training...should~"

Cheng Rang pointed to his head, "The difference from the other one is that when I flew over from space, I didn't pay attention because I was too fast, and I just smashed the moon through a small hole with my head."

He pinched two fingers and gestured, repeatedly emphasizing: "A very small hole, really small!"

"..."

Finally, everyone couldn't restrain the continuous need to complain about all kinds of hyper-expansion, rolled their eyes and uttered the same roar in unison, shaking the classroom windows three times.

"Stop joking!!!" xN

Chapter 7 Time to Overweight

The facts that have been sorted out make everyone feel desperate about the current situation.

I am only a third-year middle school student, but I have to face two cosmic creatures that can destroy the moon.

"——How many times have I told you that we are both from Earth!" x2

It is not clear what their purpose is, but the government can only agree to this plan.

Regardless of the current guns and missiles, it is impossible to hit that extremely fast octopus. Even if it hits it, ordinary lead bullets will melt in his body.

The other one is even more outrageous. The Japanese authorities are also one of the governments that have been watching Cheng Rang's whereabouts. After he got off the plane, he warned him before a series of probing behaviors started. .

With just two fingers, he caught three high-explosive howitzers fired from different angles, without even the slightest intention to dodge.

Of course, it’s okay to just catch it, but after the delayed fuze of the howitzer exploded, the figure walking out of the smoke and dust unscathed brought great shock to the members of the Self-Defense Forces at that time.

That's what he said at the time...

"I didn't intend to cause disputes, but if you continue to push your noses, then whether the Japanese island will exist in the next second is something I need to consider."

He shook the document in his hand, "I'm just here to report and take the kids to school."

Then Cheng Rang was placed in the same class as the monster that destroyed the moon.

Maybe someone is thinking that the two of them will kill each other and save half the effort in the end, anyway, the earth will be destroyed in a year or something.

As long as the yellow octopus is dead, the rest can be consumed slowly!

Both "monsters" set the condition of "not harming these students", and after successfully assassinating the No. 100 target, which is the yellow octopus, they can get a reward of [-] billion yen.

"100 billion?!" At that time, the students who heard this amount seemed to have the sound of coins falling in their eyes.

"This is a natural amount. Once the assassination is successful, it will be equivalent to saving the earth in a real sense." Wu Jian continued: "It is fortunate that this monster does not take all the students in the eyes at all. Look , when it shows green stripes on its face, it shows that it is belittling others."

Sure enough, the grinning pancake face has turned into yellow and green stripes.

"—What the hell kind of skin is this?!"

"Hee hee hee, is this a matter of course? How can I die in your hands when I can't even be killed by other countries. When I was attacked by the most advanced fighter jets on earth... Jun, I waxed it in the air."

"—So why are you waxing fighter jets?!"

Teacher Cheng, who had been silent all this time, suddenly clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention.

"Everyone, I think....100 billion yen seems a bit too petty if it's a reward that can save the earth."

"Is 100 billion petty?!"

"Of course! Otherwise, do you think that 100 billion yen is enough to rebuild the razed Tokyo to its current prosperous appearance? It is far from enough? Then what about the price that can't even rebuild a city? Is it worth the bargaining chip to save the planet?"

The students looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally felt that what Teacher Cheng said made sense.

"So let me add something here~ Cheng Rang spread his hands with a smile: Who can successfully assassinate me once in the training class?

Or successfully kill this octopus after my guidance..."

The density of the air seemed to increase suddenly, and everyone felt a viscous suffocation. They couldn't help swallowing, waiting for the man's words.

He opened his mouth slowly and said word by word: "Then I will fulfill one of his (her) wishes."

"....desire?"

"Yes, you can make any wish. It can be called a universal wishing machine. Whether it is money, status, technology... Even if you want to become the overlord of this universe, I can help you realize it."

Everyone present was shocked by what Cheng Rang said.

what did he say? !Even the desire to become the overlord of this universe can come true! ?

"It's a lie... What about things like resurrection from the dead? For example, I want to bring my grandma back to life!" One of the students raised his hand and asked.

"—Of course, as long as you can provide tokens of the person who needs to be resurrected, such as ashes, hair or clothing fragments, including accessories that have been worn for a long time are barely acceptable."

"hiss……!"

The sound of air-conditioning in the audience drowned out all the noises, and then there was no sound in the classroom.

Even the face of the yellow octopus turned white, and the corner of its grinning mouth turned into a small dot, and its tentacles danced slowly and at a loss.

【Resurrection from death can be done】

Such a wish moved his heart.

But now it's just the words of Cheng Rang's family, and there is no way to prove that he can really realize any wish.

But whether you believe it or not is in everyone's heart. Even if you don't have this desire, you can get at least 100 billion rewards promised by the state for killing that octopus.

If it cannot be killed, the earth will be destroyed in a year, and all money and glory will be meaningless at that time.

"That's how things are, so students, try to kill us~"