A bag of fairy beans and a pack of cigarettes, the god of Otsutsuki controls the day

"Unexpectedly, Konoha today has crouching tigers, hidden dragons, and even ice-escape ninjas." Fenghua Furudao showed a greasy middle-aged smile: "Just in time, if we capture that ice-escape ninja, our ice-escape ninja may be able to It’s a step further.”

If anyone in the know heard it, they would definitely think that Feng Hua Furu Tao was crazy.

In fact, it wasn't just Feng Hua Ragao. His subordinates, including Langya Xuebeng, Heyi Chuixue and Dongxiong Bingyu before being severely beaten, were all filled with a kind of confidence that was difficult for others to understand.

Wolf Fang Avalanche's self-confidence stems from defeating Kakashi 10 years ago. In fact, at that time, he just thought that he had defeated a Konoha Jonin, and it seemed that his strength was pretty good.

But later on, as Kakashi's strength grew and his reputation grew, Langya Avalanche's self-confidence began to spiral out of control.

What about copy ninjas?What about Konoha's elite jounin?Wasn't my subordinate defeated back then?

It seems that my level is one of the best even in the Great Ninja Village!

Therefore, Wolf Fang Avalanche was immersed in a kind of confidence from beginning to end, feeling that Kakashi would just lose to him again this time, because he had become a lot stronger in the past ten years.

The same was true for Fubuki Tsurugi and Hyouyu Fuyuuma before. They felt that since they had chakra armor and could release ice escape, their strength must be at the chuunin or even jounin level of other ninja villages.

The three of them join together, maybe they can even touch the legendary shadow?

Basically, you can call them a "threesome who think they are very strong".

However, Tsurugi Fubuki and Fuyuuma Hyousame were beaten to pieces today. The ninjas of Konoha are so damn scary. A child beat them until their scalps were numb. I really don’t know those Konoha ninjas who are more powerful than him. What level do they have to be?

Apart from the three of them, Fenghua Furudao's self-confidence comes from the fact that he does have certain strength.

What he wears is a higher version of chakra armor than those three people. His offensive and defensive capabilities are very good. With the blessing of the armor, his strength is even stronger than that of Wolf Fang Avalanche.

Therefore, Fenghua Furudao has always felt that since Langya Avalanche is an elite jounin, then if he is one level higher than him, wouldn't he be equivalent to a shadow?

If it weren't for the fact that he was already a famous figure in the Land of Snow, he might have been given the title of Snow Shadow Dangdang.

To a certain extent, the reason why Feng Hua Furu Tao is so confident is because the place is small and no ninja village with any strength is willing to develop here. They have not been beaten for so many years.

The only chance to fight against the great ninja village was Kakashi during the period when his mind collapsed. At that time, his teacher died and his teammates died. Basically, he was the only one left in the household register. He was very decadent and had not learned yet. Harness the Sharingan.

The Sharingan given to him by his teammate Uchiha Obito before his death was not actually an enhancement for him. Kakashi himself had a lot of chakra, compared to Uchiha Itachi. A little higher, but the problem is...

The Sharingan is a blood barrier that continuously consumes chakra. Normal Uchiha people have the ability to turn it on and off at any time. When the Sharingan is not turned on, the eyes are the same as ordinary people's eyes and will not consume additional chakra. .

But Kakashi is not a member of the Uchiha clan. He cannot turn off his Sharingan and can only let this chakra consumption machine consume his chakra over time, causing his chakra quantity to become very insufficient.

This Sharingan has certainly made him famous as a copycat ninja, but without this Sharingan, Kakashi's strength may not be worse than it is now.

At that time, Kakashi's mentality exploded, and he was almost drained of chakra by the Sharingan. Moreover, he faced the entire snow ninja alone. He had long known that he could not win, so he chose to escape, but in the eyes of the Wolf Fang Avalanche Here, he defeated the Jounin of Konoha.

From this, with the Wolf Fang Avalanche as the center, the Kingdom of Snow has stacked up a very outrageous box.

Wolf Fang Avalanche = Konoha Elite Jonin

Naruto＞Konoha Elite Jonin

Raging waves＞Langfang avalanche

So the storm = Naruto

Although this stacking method is quite retarded, they think it is very reasonable.

In addition, Feng Hua Furu Tao's purpose of causing trouble this time is the most important.

He knew that his elder brother, the previous Daimyo of Snow Country, had saved a lot of money in the treasury when he was in office.

But after his rebellion was successful, he dug deep and couldn't find the money. Fortunately, he finally found some strange devices in the back mountain, and an mechanism that required a special key to open.

He guessed that his brother hid the money here. As long as he finds a way to find the key to unlock this mechanism, he can use the funds to recruit troops and equip a large number of snow ninjas with chakra armor. Its combat effectiveness will surpass that of the five major countries in one fell swoop!

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PS: Yes, that’s right, the purpose of surpassing the five major countries was really said by the original character of Feng Hua Furu Tao himself.

Chapter 133 We generally don’t laugh unless we can’t help it

After everyone entered their cabins and lay down to rest, Naruto used teleportation to arrive at the Snow King's palace.

The first feeling when I came in was that it was shabby.

After all, it’s a palace, so why is it so shabby?

The Imperial Palace of the Land of Snow is indeed a bit shabby. Although the building area is large, the internal structure and decoration should focus on... well... simplicity.

Most of the walls are gray and there are no fancy decorations. It doesn't look like a daimyo's residence, but a place like a great hall.

Naruto couldn't help but wonder: Could it be that this romantic man is actually quite honest?

The real situation will probably shock his jaw - there is no more luxurious decoration in the Snow Country.

They communicate too little with the outside world, the development of their own internal productivity is slow, and the people's entertainment needs are almost nonexistent. Let alone studying house decoration, it is good to have a full stomach.

The turbulent palace had been renovated to the highest standards in the Land of Snow after plundering the wealth and wealth of the people, but it still looked very shabby.

Naruto walked around the palace casually, and he found that the strength of the guards here was also ridiculously poor. Although he found many snow ninjas using his energy sense, these people were basically fishing.

They are on duty in pairs, standing guard or patrolling at designated locations.But almost no one is actually standing guard. Instead, they start playing cards or other games in pairs, or they just chat and even drink a little wine.

When Naruto walked past a sentry post, he accidentally stepped on the floorboard under his feet. That floor seemed to be a bit jerry-rigged. He just stepped on it a little harder and it actually cracked.

The sound of the floor cracking made the two snow ninjas on duty dozens of meters away subconsciously look up, but Naruto had already dodged in time and was not caught in their sights.

What surprised him was that the two of them just continued drinking with their heads down.

"Hey, there was a sound over there just now, why don't we go take a look?" One of the new snow ninjas felt it was a bit inappropriate.

The veteran on the side patted him on the shoulder: "Young man, you only get 6000 taels of salary a month, why are you working so hard?"

The old youtiao knew everything was clear in his mind. Who could sneak into this place without anyone noticing, could the two of them afford to offend him?

If the two of them rashly went up to check the situation, they would most likely be killed.

If the boss pays them a sufficient salary and can provide a pension to their family after their death, they can give some thought to fulfilling their duties faithfully.

But the problem is that the two of them only earn 6000 taels a month, and there is no welfare guarantee. At least they can take care of the food and clothing of the family while they are alive. But if they die, the family will definitely freeze to death in this world of ice and snow.

In this case, only a ghost would fight for him.

The two snow ninjas continued to drink and chat with their heads down, completely ignoring Naruto over there, which made him feel ashamed.

How should I put it, entering here doesn't seem to feel like sneaking in. Is there really any difference between the presence and absence of guards here?

When he got here, Naruto had roughly understood that his subordinates like Feng Hua Fur Tao were just here to mess around. They usually did small jobs and helped him support the situation. If anything happened, these people I won't help him.

Once a fight breaks out, all Naruto needs to do is release a random wave to intimidate them, and all these people will immediately run away.

The difficulty of this restoration plan... seems to be really low.

From the current point of view, as long as Fenghua Ragingdao and Langya Avalanche are killed, the defense force of the Snow Country will immediately collapse. By then, let alone Fenghua Koyuki ascending the throne, even if Kakashi is asked to become the daimyo, there may not be anyone standing. Come out and say something.

He continued to walk forward. In front of him was a large door with a hall-like place inside.

Naruto stuck his head out and took a look inside, and found that a middle-aged man with a very Sima face was explaining something to Langya Xuebeng.

"Avalanche, although you and I have strength comparable to that of Hokage and Jonin respectively, this operation is of great importance, so you still have to be careful. If the situation goes bad, I will choose to take action and kill them directly."

"How can that be done? Lord Fenghua, there is no need for you to take action against guys of that level. I can deal with them all by myself!" Langya Xuebeng patted his chest confidently.

When "The Wind, Flowers, and Fury" said the first sentence, Naruto almost couldn't hold back. He teleported back to the ship and laughed wildly for a few times. Then he went to the crew and got a tape recorder to record all the important conversations they had next. .

"Normally, with this kind of power, I would not take action easily. But this time it is indeed very important. We in the Kingdom of Snow need the treasure left by the previous monarch so much. Once we get it, we will be able to transcend The power of the five major countries. This is related to the eternal foundation of our country of snow, I have to take it seriously." Fenghua Nutao turned his back and stood with his hands behind his back, as if he was a master.

"Lord Fenghua, you are... so great!" Langya Xuebeng looked very excited.

Feng Hua Furu Tao turned around and smiled: "It's not great. This is for our future. We have such strong power, how can we live in such a small place for our whole life? You and I are destined to leap over From Longmen, let us make great achievements in a wider world when the time comes!"

"Yes! My subordinates will definitely follow your footsteps and annihilate all enemies who dare to offend you!"

"Well, it's getting late. You should step back and rest. In addition, I have already informed the Scientific Research Department that they will consider giving you a copy of the latest chakra armor. You will also be able to feel the effects slightly by then. This is a level of strength." Feng Hua Nu Tao patted his shoulder gently, as if entrusting him with a heavy responsibility.

It has to be said that Feng Hua Furu Tao is probably a master, because Naruto outside the door has suffered the highest injury he has received so far since returning to this world, which is still an internal injury - he was suppressing laughter.

He quickly calmed down, treated the internal organs that almost caused problems with holding back, and then teleported back to Konoha Village with the recorder.

At this time, the Third Hokage was discussing the future development of Konoha with the Fifth Hokage, Tsunade, Mito Katoen and Koharu Koharu, the two Hokage advisors. Jiraiya was probably fishing for fish and was not present.

Seeing Naruto suddenly appear in the office, the Third Hokage, who was already accustomed to it, motioned to the others to sit down and not make a fuss, and then asked Naruto caringly: "Why are you back suddenly? Is there something wrong with the mission?"

"No, I just heard something very funny and brought it back to share it with the third-generation grandfather."

With that said, Naruto turned on the playback function of the recorder, and the heaven-defying conversation between Feng Hua Furu Tao and Lang Ya Xue Beng suddenly began to play out.

One minute later, roars of laughter erupted in the Hokage's office.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"

The Third Hokage, the Fifth Hokage, the two Hokage advisors, and Naruto all burst into laughter at the top of their lungs. The laughing people fell over and even rolled on the ground.

A few seconds later, the elderly Third Hokage even started to out of breath from laughing. Tsunade quickly punched him twice while laughing wildly, bringing him back from the edge of danger.

The first thing the Third Hokage did after he got up was to pat his chest. After regaining his breath, he walked up to Naruto and said, "Although it's funny, the turmoil has insulted the Hokage's reputation for 60 years. I have to tell him. What is Hokage?"

Chapter 134 As a Hokage, it’s normal for me to like playing with fire.

"Grandpa Third Generation, is this a bit..." Naruto couldn't hold himself tight. Although the Third Hokage was old now, a skinny camel was bigger than a horse, not to mention that he could still make people move through air transmission. The Third Hokage briefly returned to his youthful state.

"It's okay, I can use the transformation technique to get there, and everything will be done very secretly." The Third Hokage smiled.

Tsunade, who was sitting on the Hokage's desk, suddenly couldn't hold back her laughter.

As a teacher, although she is usually very reliable and serious in front of the public, in private, she can hold back bad water and use unorthodox ninjutsu to spy on beautiful women.

Ignore the latter for now, as for the former...During the Ninja World War, Konoha Village and Kirigakure Village were at war with each other, but neither side had any intention of fighting to the death, so they agreed before the war that the Shadow Village Level [-] experts are not allowed to take action.

But the Third Hokage was restless. He was still in his prime at that time, at the peak of his life, and he had not yet curbed his sharpness due to the heavy casualties of the Second Ninja War and the Third Ninja War. It was the most bellicose time, and he couldn't stand the loneliness at all.

So this worthless old man used his transformation technique to transform into an Uchiha tribesman and ran to the battlefield to fry fish.

The ninjas on the opposite side of Kirigakure just fired a water dragon bullet with their front legs, but the third Hokage directly fired a super large fire ball jutsu and burned the opponent stupidly.

Seeing that the other person was a little doubtful about his identity, the Third Hokage said in spite of his transformed appearance: "I am a ninja of the Uchiha clan, so it is normal for my fire escape to be stronger."

Although it felt wrong to the other side, it was indeed a consensus among the ninja community that the Uchiha clan members were good at playing with fire, so he did not expose it for the time being.

Until one day, he met Kirigakure on the battlefield who was particularly good at playing with water.

If the water escape released by ordinary people is equivalent to a small river, then the water escape released by this person must be a lake. And the other party also introduced himself that he is a member of the Ghost Lantern clan, so it is normal for him to be good at water escape.

As the fighting continued, the Third Hokage got into a fight with his opponent.

It didn't matter that this fight was happening, both sides felt a little thump in their hearts, and they immediately understood what the opponent was like.

The Third Hokage, disguised as the Uchiha clan, and the Third Mizukage, disguised as the Oniden clan, showed each other an awkward yet polite smile, and after a few symbolic moves, they retreated with everyone.

The reason for retreating was not that he was seen out, nor that the opponent was too strong, but because...

"Sure enough, the opponent's shadow is just like me. He is a shameless guy. You can't fight with such a person!"

Both sides deeply understood the degree of nefariousness and shamelessness of the other party's highest combat power. Based on the principle of mutual sympathy, everyone fought for thirty points, and in the end the war came to an end.

After that, the Third Hokage had to face many difficult enemies and political affairs all year round, and had to be in an extremely serious state for a long time, especially in the ten years after Minato's death.

Now, with Tsunade taking over as Hokage, the burden on his shoulders has finally been lifted, and he has begun to recover from his previous irregularities.

I saw the Third Hokage perform a transformation technique, and in a burst of white mist, he transformed into Konohamaru.

"...The third generation grandpa, is it really okay to become your grandson?" Naruto was speechless. It was not good for the third generation Hokage to become his grandson.

"There's nothing I can do about it. Konohamaru, who belongs to Sarutobi's lineage, happens to be a genin. If I become a chuunin and jounin, I'm afraid they will start to feel good about themselves again."

"Why do you have to become a member of the Sarutobi clan?"

"Because as we all know, apart from the Uchiha clan, our Sarutobi clan is the best at playing with fire."

"Grandpa, third generation, why are you so obsessed with playing with fire?"

"It's fun." Sandai's simple and plain answer left Naruto speechless.

"Naruto, why don't you take this old man to play? I think he is going crazy in the office." After being a Hokage for a few days, Tsunade knew how depressing this job was.

The position of Hokage seems to be prestigious. He is not only the strongest person in the village, or the strongest person, but also has the maximum management power in the village. It can be said that he has both civil and military skills and military power.

However, in fact, 99% of the time at this job is just sitting there, dealing with all kinds of big government affairs and commissions.

The dog of Zhang San's family was lost, the cow of Li Si's family was blind, these big things had to be collected and sorted by the Hokage one by one, and then arranged for people to do it.

What was even more troublesome were the various economic issues, such as how much money was allocated to build a hospital in the east of the city, how much money would be allocated to repair the road in the west of the city, and the long list of numbers gave her a headache to calculate.

Of course you can find someone to do these jobs, but the question is, who will do it?