A bag of fairy beans and a pack of cigarettes, the god of Otsutsuki controls the day

Who is capable, who is capable and loyal enough, who is truly loyal, who is fake loyalty, who is really good for her, and who is deliberately getting closer to her.Just figuring out these questions was enough for her to drink a glass of wine.

There is a Danzo secretly watching, and no one can say which ninja in the village is his. If you rashly choose an inappropriate person to be your right-hand man, you may find out after a while that the people below have all changed. On the surface, they are called Hokage. Long live my lord, she actually turned around and told Danzo all the information. After a while, all the people below became Danzo's people. As a Hokage, she was really at ease.

At this point, Tsunade fully understood why Jiraiya just didn't want to be Hokage. He had the ability, but he didn't want to get stuck in these trivial things.

These problems are surmountable for her, she can do it, and she can distinguish between good and evil. She has all the abilities that Hokage needs, but she is really tired.

After a few days, she wanted to blow up the office with one punch. It was hard to imagine how the Third Hokage managed to do it for decades. Tsunade even admired the old man's mental strength. You have been doing this kind of hard work for almost 40 years. You're not crazy yet, you're really awesome.

Out of sympathy for the teacher, she agreed with Naruto taking the third generation old man out to relieve his stress.In fact, after some time, she might have to go out to decompress herself, it is too special and depressing.

Naruto nodded, put his hand on the Third Hokage, and flew back to the ship with a teleportation.

After landing, the Third Hokage took out a crystal ball from his arms, placed it on the table with a cloth, and then began to show Naruto his telescope technique.

The so-called telescope technique is very similar to the witch's crystal ball in Western fantasy stories. As long as you know the chakra characteristics of the other party, you can remotely monitor the other party. To a certain extent, it is a bit like the Hermit's Purple.

Due to the small size of the ship, the Third Hokage could easily sense the chakra of almost everyone on the ship, so he could immediately start to see what everyone was doing.

"First, let's take a look at what Kakashi is doing." The Third Hokage gently rubbed his hand on the crystal ball, and Kakashi's figure suddenly appeared in it.

At this moment, Kakashi was sitting in the room as expected, holding his favorite intimate paradise in one hand and savoring it carefully.

"There hasn't been a sequel to this book for a long time. He keeps reading it. Don't you get tired of it?" The Third Hokage turned to the next page indifferently, which was in the next room.

Doing crafts, next one

In multiplayer sports (referring to playing poker), next

It didn't matter this time, the Third Hokage actually ended up in Fenghua Xiaoxue's room.

Naruto originally planned to severely criticize the Third Hokage for his Kame Sage behavior, but then, he and the Third Hokage both showed "black question mark.jpg" expressions.

Because of Fenghua Xiaoxue, she was actually watching Intimate Paradise.

Chapter 135 Just think it’s for me, okay?Let’s launch a coup against the wind and waves!

"My dear princess, do you still want to see this thing?" Naruto and the Third looked at each other at the same time, with great doubts in their eyes.

"Zoom the screen in."

"No, I'm getting older now, and the chakra intensity can't produce a higher-definition picture, let alone the sound."

"This is not easy, let's go!" Naruto slapped his palm on the third generation's back and spread the energy into his body.

In an instant, the Third Hokage's face turned rosy and he was full of energy: "The feeling of youth is back!"

The picture in the crystal ball suddenly became very high-definition, supported zooming, and had some sound.

In the picture, Fenghua Xiaoxue looked at the story of intimacy in heaven with a slightly red face, her little hand gently covering her mouth: "Oh...why is there such a shameful thing? Aren't they ashamed? "

As he spoke, he continued to read with relish.

"Princess, you are cold on the outside and hot on the inside." Naruto curled his lips.

"After all, she is a girl of sixteen or seventeen. It's normal." The Third Hokage looked at the Kissing Heaven in her hand and suddenly sighed: "It's a pity that there hasn't been a sequel to Kissing Heaven for a long time. This little bastard Jiraiya doesn't know. What are you busy with all day?"

"Actually, a sequel has already been released."

"?" The Third Hokage frowned: "Impossible! If there is a sequel, the first one will definitely be delivered to my desk as soon as possible."

This is the confidence of being, or having been, Hokage.

"Grandpa Third Generation, you made a miscalculation." Naruto shook his head and sighed, taking out a stack of pages with a clip from behind him: "Look, what is this."

"Huh?" The Third Hokage took it over doubtfully, glanced at it casually, and his eyes were firmly glued to it, while his body began to tremble slightly.

"This...this is! Could it be said that this is the sequel to Making Love in Heaven!" The Third Hokage was shocked.

"Sodayo~"

"That's wrong!" The Third Hokage suddenly noticed something: "This can't be written by Jiraiya. I know him. This little bastard always slacked off in cultural classes when he went to school. He doesn't have the cultural literacy!"

"Grandpa, you are right. This was indeed not written by him."

"Who is that? Where is this talent? Tell me quickly, I will absorb him into the big family of Konoha immediately!"

The Third Hokage has already thought about it. If he is a talented literary boy, he will immediately absorb this person into the Konoha system and arrange for him to have five insurances and one gold package for food and accommodation.

"Grandpa, if I said I wrote it, would you believe it?"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"Alas." Naruto sighed, then formed seals with his hands and performed an original secret technique that had not been used for many years: "The Technique of Seduction!"

In a burst of white mist, Naruto turned into a girl with yellow hair and twin tails and big breasts. She had a graceful figure, a light body, plump and beautiful.

The Third Hokage's brain shut down for a moment, and then his eyes became very determined: "I believe it!"

If you say that a person who can create a ninjutsu such as Seduction no Jutsu has no talent in this area, he will not believe it even if you beat the Third Hokage to death.

Naruto couldn't help but sigh, no matter whether it was Kame Sennin, the old Kaiojin, or the third generation old man, how come they all had the same expression after reading it?

It seems that the three of them are like-minded, so we should arrange for them to meet and communicate.

The Third Hokage wiped his nosebleed and said to Naruto seriously: "Naruto, I remember you said before that Fenghua Koyuki is not willing to launch a coup to regain the king's power, right?"

"Yes, she said she was afraid that someone would sacrifice, and then she couldn't find a reason to seize power. Maybe it was mainly because she lacked a reason to support her."

"Show this to her." The Third Hokage took out the first ten pages of the sequel to Intimate Paradise and handed it to Naruto.

"Let her read it and then tell her to stage a coup if she wants to see it all."

"? Is it really okay to be so outrageous?"

"Naruto, believe me. You have underestimated the lethality of making out in heaven. As long as anyone loves to see this, no one can refuse you."

The most united group in the world may be LSPs. When other people get together, they are always harmonious and very tolerant. Unless the author deliberately disgusts people, they can basically accept it.

To a certain extent, if Naruto used this skill to write a few more "Friends with Heaven" and then cried out that he was threatened by a great power in the most exciting part of the last one, he would not be able to write anymore.

Then maybe if he raises his voice, at least 30% of the population will follow him in rebellion.

With a skeptical attitude, Naruto knocked on Fenghua Koyuki's door with a partial sequel to "Intimate Love in Heaven".

Seeing that the visitor was Naruto, Fenghua Xiaoxue secretly hid the intimacy paradise under the pillow, and then asked him with a serious face: "Excuse me, the ninja from Konoha came to visit late at night. Is there anything urgent?"

"It's nothing urgent. In fact, in addition to being a ninja, I am also a novel writer. I have just finished writing the sequel to the novel, and I would like to ask Princess Fenghua to help me taste it."

"What, a novel?" Fenghua Xiaoxue didn't take it seriously at first, because Naruto looked like a teenager. What kind of excellent novel could he write?

Besides, no matter how good you are, how can it compare to the intimacy paradise?

However, at least Naruto also rescued everyone during the day, and he was so powerful that Fenghua Xiaoxue felt that he still had to take a look.

When she took the pieces of paper from Naruto and saw the title at the top, she frowned and realized that things were not simple.

"Intimate Paradise II"

"Piracy?" she thought at first.

However, after reading one page, Fenghua Xiaoxue immediately overturned this idea: "This is the original!"

After reading five pages, the thoughts in Fenghua Xiaoxue's head were updated again: "This is much better than the original!"

After reading ten pages, Fenghua Xiaoxue walked to the window, took a deep breath of the cool sea breeze at night, and then asked Naruto with a sad face: "You just said that the sequel has been written, right?"

"Yes."

"What about the other parts? Please show me."

"How can a complete sequel that has not yet been published be easily shown to others? Unless..."

"Unless...?" Fenghua Xiaoxue bit her lip, and a war between heaven and man began in her heart.

"Unless you stage a coup against the Storm."

After saying that, Naruto thought of something and added: "We Konoha ninjas will act as the main force, you don't have to worry about casualties."

"This..." Fenghua Xiaoxue looked at the "Intimate Paradise II" in her hand. At this moment, a human face seemed to appear on the stack of paper, as well as music of unknown meaning.

[The sound of pastoral flutes in the suburbs]

"Just for me?"

【Falling in that wild village】

"Launch a coup against the wind and waves!" A fist seemed to appear on the paper.

[It’s us who are destined to take root]

Fenghua Xiaoxue showed a dumbfounded expression.

Chapter 136 This is what we Konoha ninjas are like

The next day, the ship approached the port.

Unsurprisingly, Fenghua Furumao had been waiting at the port with the snow ninjas for a long time. He was wearing the latest chakra armor and standing at the front of the team with a confident look on his face.

In fact, he could have relied on the chakra armor and launched night attacks when he was at sea, because the chakra armor can fly and he was not afraid of naval battles.

However, Feng Hua Furong Tao is very confident. He has one Kage, 1 elite jounin, 2 middle jounin, and a large group of middle genin. Isn't it possible to beat the opponent with a fist?

Moreover, he has a good reputation, and the coup is already disgraceful. He would not use disgraceful means unless he was forced to do so.

Seeing the ship approaching, Fenghua Ragao gradually saw Fenghua Xiaoxue standing on the bow.

"Huh, long time no see. My dear niece, you finally came back here. Are you going to hand over the most critical key to my uncle with your own hands?"

At this time, someone under his command suggested: "Sir, they have not yet reached the shore. If we attack now, they will be in a hurry and find it difficult to deal with them."

Feng Hua Furu Tao waved his hand: "It doesn't matter! We have launched such a big battle this time, and many people are watching overtly and covertly. It would be fine if our strength is not as good as theirs, but with our strength, we are bound to win. , why bother to smear your own face!"

His self-confidence does have a certain solid foundation. Behind him, there are dozens of tanks neatly arranged. Each tank has countless launch ports, which can continuously launch kunai. The Katyusha of the ninja world is quite a threat to ninjas below jounin.

In addition, he also has a large hot air balloon, which allows the ninja to launch attacks from above and gain air superiority.

The existence of these things is partly thanks to his brother who likes to invent behind closed doors. Many years ago, he built a snowmobile that could be driven by chakra, which was later transformed into a war machine by Feng Hua Furu Tao. The car and the hot air balloon are now his property.

Including the Ministry of Science and Technology that he currently works for, many of the talents in it were also selected by his brother back then.After the coup that year, he killed many scientists who disobeyed him, leaving only those who obeyed him.

By the standards of a small country, the Snow Country does have a certain amount of confidence, because the configuration it has is indeed very strong among small countries, but it is helpless that it is now arrogant and insists on competing with the strongest Fire Country. Even the four major countries can't defeat the Land of Fire, let alone the Land of Snow.

What is the difference between this and opening the final BOSS copy just after leaving the Novice Village?

Fenghua Raging Waves left enough space at the port for Fenghua Xiaoxue and others to land safely. Then, he pretended to be generous and walked forward, waving to Fenghua Xiaoxue: "My lovely little niece, you and your party You must be very tired from the long journey. Uncle, I can let you rest for a while before fighting."

"That's not necessary." Fenghua Koyuki rejected his kindness. The next second, Kakashi took the lead and rushed out from the side, directly attacking Fenghua Furious Waves with a water dragon bullet technique.

Wolf Fang Avalanche came out in response, using Ice Release: Dragon Breaking Tiger and Water Dragon Bullet to offset each other, and the two of them struggled together.

Tsurugi Fubuki and Fuyuuma Hyousame attacked Sasuke and Sakura. The two glanced at Naruto next to them and found that he didn't seem to have any intention of taking action. Then they started fighting with ease.

Feng Hua Furu Tao planned to take down Feng Hua Xiaoxue directly, but he didn't expect that a kid in blue wearing goggles suddenly appeared in front of him and directly blocked his fist.

"Where did you come from, kid? Go away!" There were many people at the scene, and Feng Hua Furu Tao didn't want to be infamous for killing children in public.

"I am a fresh graduate from Konoha, Konohamaru. I would like to know what the strongest person in the Land of Snow is like." The third Hokage, who was wearing the appearance of Konohamaru, said with a smile.

"A mere genin!" Feng Hua furiously punched out, intending to knock Konohamaru aside.

As a result, a scene that shocked his jaw appeared. Konohamaru crouched down to dodge the punch nimbly, and then hit Fenghua Furutao in the abdomen with an uppercut, and his small fist sank directly into it.

"Ughhhhhh..." Feng Hua Furu Tao almost vomited out his lunch.

Is this really a child's fist?Why are you so energetic?

Fenghua Furudao didn't believe in evil, so he directly activated his chakra armor to activate the ninjutsu: "Ice Release: Black Dragon Storm Kill!"

His ice escape is different from the ice escape of several others. The other people's ice escape is water escape + geographical environment, which turns into ice, while the chakra attribute of Feng Hua Furuo is wind, which is a combination of wind + ice and snow environment to form a blizzard. .

The strong blizzard condensed into a black dragon and attacked Konohamaru, but Konohamaru just made a light seal: "Fire Release: Fire Dragon Flame Bullet!"

In an instant, the flame dragon formed by flames collided with the black dragon condensed by the blizzard. The former crushed the black dragon with a crushing force and hit the wind and flower raging waves firmly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh protected me with the protection of chakra armor, the remaining power still burned Feng Hua Furu Tao to the point of blistering all over his body.

Seeing the horrified looks from the people around him, "Konohamaru" patted his chest: "I am a member of the Sarutobi clan, so I am very good at playing with fire escape."

Everyone looked like "Who believes you?" because how could any genin be so strong?

The Third Hokage seemed to see everyone's disbelief, so he gave Naruto a look, signaling that it was time for the Chuunin to take action.

"This is the chuunin we just passed the exam for promotion." He introduced Naruto to everyone, and Naruto completely understood what this old man wanted to do.