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"The golden ball accidentally fell into the pool and sank to the bottom of an unknown depth. 』

""Ah, my golden ball!" The princess cried aggrievedly, the louder she cried. 』

"This time, the frog panicked. When the princess cried, it was even louder than when playing with the golden ball. Playing with the golden ball was just a physical banging vibration. The princess' crying was like a magic sound filling her ears. It was a magical penetrating attack! 』

The frog had to coax her: "Good princess, don't cry. It's just a golden ball. You have plenty of them at home."

""This is my favorite golden ball!" the princess cried. 』

"The frog tried to persuade him a few more times, but he couldn't persuade him anymore. He had to step on his flippers and said, "I'll help you get the golden ball back. Then you can't cry anymore!"

"It jumped into the pool, dived all the way, found the golden ball, and slowly pushed the golden ball up." 』

"You can always hear the princess crying along the way. 』

"The frog brought the golden ball out of the water and croaked, "Don't cry, my good princess, I'll help you get the golden ball back!"

"Really?" The princess's eyes lit up, she took back the golden ball, and after careful inspection, her tears turned into laughter. 』

"In this way, taking this as an opportunity, the princess and the frog became good friends. 』

"Every day they play together, competing for the golden ball, and take a rest together when they are tired. 』

"One day, while the princess was resting, she learned that winter was approaching and the frog was worried about food and shelter, so she casually mentioned:"

"By the way, my palace is quite big. Do you want to go and see it?"

""We can play together every day. When we get tired, we can just take a rest. It's okay."

"Really?" The frog was moved. Speaking of which, after playing together for so long, he still doesn't know what the princess's house is like. 』

"It thought carefully, agreed, and went to the princess's palace. 』

"As soon as I got close, I was deeply impressed. 』

"What a magnificent palace this is!" 』

"As soon as he entered the door, he was deeply shocked. 』

"What a luxurious palace this is!" 』

"The frog followed the princess and played happily in the palace. When he was tired, he fell asleep and ate together when he woke up. They were very happy. 』

“But the king felt that this could not continue. 』

"How can my precious princess eat and live with a frog and become friends?" 』

"But he couldn't directly refuse his daughter and not allow her to play with frogs, so he thought about it and thought of a way. 』

"The king found the frog privately and said to it:"

""You are playing well with my princess, and I am very happy, my king. But you are just playing with her, like a fox friend, and I am very unhappy, my king."

"The frog was frightened. He didn't want to be the badass friend who led the princess into mischief, so he quickly asked the king what he should do. 』

"The king thought for a moment:"

"To be honest, I have never encountered a situation like yours."

"In this case, you first leave the palace, go to a village ten kilometers due east, and bring back the specialties there."

"Then go to a small town twenty kilometers due south and bring back the specialties there."

"Then go to a small town fifty kilometers due west and bring back the specialties there."

""Then go to a big country a hundred kilometers due north and bring back the specialties there."

"My princess can't leave the vicinity of the palace. She always wants to see the outside world, but she can't."

""If you can help her do it, go see the scenery outside, bring back the specialties there, and tell her about the beautiful scenery there."

""You are not her friend, but her mentor." "

"The frog believed the king's words, said goodbye to the princess overnight, and set off on his journey. 』

"The king was relieved by this. 』

"He knows that the journey is long and dangerous, and the frog will most likely die on the way, so he won't bother his precious princess anymore." 』

“But within a few days, the frog came back. 』

"It brought back specialties from the village, and happily told the princess about its experiences on the journey, as well as the leisurely pastoral scenery of the village. 』

"I'm telling you, the bugs that grow up in the paddy fields eating rice are very delicious!"

"After finishing speaking, the frog said goodbye to the princess and set off again. 』

"After several days, the frog came back again. 』

"It brought back specialties from the town, and happily told the princess about what it had experienced during the journey, as well as the wonders of the urban-rural interface of the town. 』

"E-茛沵 said that if a group of Wu Yan Lu people were killed by having their heads poured on them, they would be killed if they had lice poured on their heads."

(Translation: Let me tell you, there is a group of people with colorful hair in this town, and the lice on their hair smell weird.)

Chapter 137 "The Frog Prince"? ? ? ? (four thousand words)

In front of the computer, Tang Ping suddenly stopped writing this sentence and opened the Internet browser.

Search for "Mars script converter" in the URL bar, enter a normal simplified text, convert it to Martian script with one click, copy and paste it back.

Martian.

It was a very popular online text among a group of middle school boys and girls more than ten years ago.

If you look at Yunliwuli normally, you can read it easily by using the scholar's method of recognizing characters and half of them.

Although the AI ​​thoughtfully provided the pinyin of the Martian text, Tang Ping would have a hard time typing out the words one by one.

So he chose the most convenient way.

Rub your fingers together and give your tired hands a short break.

He was not good at typing and writing, and had never made an effort to do so.

The reason why I can type at an astonishing speed of 3.33 words per hour, with an average of [-] words per second, is all because I played online games in my previous life and became a cyber pianist in the canyon.

There was no way, without such fast hand speed, he couldn't protect his family at all.

But such hand speed is explosive, difficult to sustain, and cannot last.

The strength of the finger joints is limited. Once high-intensity overload work occurs for too long, it is very likely to develop tenosynovitis.

So next, it’s time to slow down and type normally!

"After finishing speaking, the frog said goodbye to the reluctant princess, took the small bag given to him by the princess, and set off again. 』

"But this time, the king frowned slightly. 』

"The frog has traveled to two places in a row. Although the smaller cities and big countries are further away, the frog may disappear forever during the journey, but what if? 』

"To avoid any eventuality, the king called the killer:"

""When it gets on the road, you can find a way to kill it without anyone noticing, and then bring its body to see me!"

"The killers sneered: "Why do you call us out for such a trivial matter? Don't worry, we will let it die peacefully!"

""And we must not let anyone find out the clues and catch the tail." The king emphasized again and again. 』

"Then the killers also took to the road. 』

"They are humans, faster than frogs. They ambush early in an abandoned courtyard with no village in front of them and no store in the back." 』

"The frog jumped all the way and came here with difficulty. 』

"The food given by the princess has been eaten long ago. From now on, I can only find food by myself. Fortunately, this skill is not new to me." 』

"It saw a small courtyard with the words "Something is for sale" written in front of the door, and its eyes lit up. 』

"It croaked twice and jumped in happily." 』

"Shopkeeper, do you have any mosquito cakes?"

""No." The killer pretending to be the shopkeeper replied. 』

"What are the earthworms for?"

"No." The killer pretending to be a waiter replied. 』

""Then what do you have here?""

"The killers raised their knives: "Frog.""

"They all started to attack. Seeing that the situation was not good, the frog croaked twice and jumped up and down in the room in panic. 』

"Finally, I was forced into a corner and unexpectedly found a hole drilled by a mouse. I escaped from it at the last moment. 』

"But the killer immediately climbed out of the window to chase him. People are faster than frogs, but frogs still can't escape!" 』

"Seeing that he was about to die, the frog panicked and jumped into a deep well in the courtyard. 』

"The killers threw stones into the well, but unfortunately there was water at the bottom, and there was a circle of places that could not be hit. 』

"The frog hid there, watching in shock as the rocks fell like rain. 』

"After a while, the stone rain subsided. 』

"Is he dead?" a killer asked. 』

"The frog croaked twice. 』

""Not dead, get down one!""

"A killer jumped down, but the well was too cramped and he couldn't use his hands and feet to kill the frog. Instead, he almost got stuck in the well. 』

"As a last resort, they had no choice but to go up and stand guard at the mouth of the well, waiting for the frog to die. 』

"But there are many small fish fry and small insects at the bottom of the well. The frogs can still live leisurely here, and they are very contented." 』

"The killers couldn't sit still. One of the killers put his head to the edge of the well and shouted to the frog at the bottom of the well:"

""Come out, we won't kill you.""

"Hahaha, I don't believe it." the frog replied. 』

""If you stay at the bottom of such a deep well, you will only narrow your horizons and become a frog at the bottom of the well! When the time comes, your horizons will become extremely narrow, can you still tell the story of the vast mountains and rivers to the princess?"

""None of your business," answered the frog. 』

"The shouting killer turned back to look at the other killers:"

『"It won't be fooled after it's over."』

"The killers discussed for a while, changed their words, and said to the frog:"

"We came to kill you to help the king protect the princess, but now that the princess has received bad news about you, she is so sad and misses so much that she becomes ill. The king is afraid that something will happen to the princess, so he quickly asked us not to kill you, but to kill you." Take her back to the princess and let her get better."』

""Really?" the frog was shaken. 』

"A rope was sent down. 』

"Everything we say is true. Please come up quickly. The princess is in critical condition! We have to rush back right away. This well is so deep that you can't get out without our help!" The killer said hypocritically. 』

"Although the frog hesitated and struggled internally, he still grabbed the rope and waited for the killer to pull it up. 』

"As soon as it came out of the well, before it hit the ground, it was grabbed by a big hand. 』

""Haha, I finally caught you, today is the day you die!""

"The frog struggled to escape and fell into despair: "You lied to me!""

""It's you who lied, you cheap frog." The killer sneered. 』

"The frog is desperate but doesn't want to give up.It still has to struggle, find a way to survive, see the small town in the west, bring special products to the princess, and tell her what it sees. 』

"Just when the killer raised his knife and was about to kill it. 』

"The frog suddenly had an idea and said:"

""Great, you are going to kill me. But who specifically killed me? I think the king will only reward the person who directly kills me, because he has made the greatest contribution."

"When the killers heard it, they all thought it made sense. 』

"They want to compete for the greatest credit, the credit for killing the frog, which can get the most prizes. 』

""Let me kill!" They argued, refusing to give in to each other. 』