He really doesn't know.

"If you don't believe me..." The farmer handed Stank an iron spoon of ice, "Just lick this and you'll know."

Stank took the scoop but didn't try it...wasn't that stupid? Why would he try it when he knew he'd be embarrassed?

So he handed it to Aesop directly: "Why don't you try it?"

Aesop shook his head and said, "I know this...but what I don't understand is, what does this have to do with preventing perverts?"

The farmer said, "So we carved the iron into the shape of a beautiful woman."

Stank and Aesop were slightly stunned.

Then Stank laughed out loud: "You are being too direct with your bait, who would be fooled by this..."

Before he could finish his words, the screams of Ganqiu and Bruce were heard outside the door.

Because I lost

When they came out, they saw Bruce clinging to the ice-sculpture beauty, wanting to struggle but not daring to struggle too hard.

Because what was on the ice sculpture was his fiery red tongue.

Bruce caught a glimpse of Aesop, Stank, and Klim from the corner of his eye, and immediately tapped his toes on the ground in embarrassment. He smiled awkwardly and said in a very unclear tone: "Hoho, I'm so confused..."

Why do you speak in that tone... Of course it's because your tongue is stuck and it's difficult to speak normally.

Kelim couldn't help but hold his forehead: "Bruz, you are too..."

Stank simply turned his head away, not wanting to admit that he knew Bruce.

Although he thought he had seen enough of the world and had thick skin, he still felt it was hard to bear seeing the scene before him.

It's so fucking embarrassing.

Only Aesop was seriously trying to find a solution. He walked over to Bruce's side, circled around him twice, and carefully examined the junction between Bruce's tongue and the ice sculpture. He said, "It must be very uncomfortable. We need to deal with it as soon as possible."

Bruce's tears were about to fall: "Eh..."

Sure enough, he was not wrong about Aesop. The more life and death were at stake, the more reliable Aesop became. He was indeed his half-brother!

Aesop thought for a moment and said, "Why not cut off your tongue?"

Bruce's body shuddered violently, and he was so scared that he almost peed himself. He subconsciously shook his head, trying to express his attitude, but this shake almost pulled his tongue out. He screamed in pain, and even tears flowed uncontrollably.

Although the tongue was not torn off the ice sculpture, it was much looser.

Seeing this, Aesop said with a hint of regret: "What a pity, it almost succeeded."

So that's what he wanted to do!

For a moment, Bruce didn't know how to evaluate Aesop, but now he didn't have time to dwell on it. The pull just now made him feel even more painful, and he could only mumble again: "Help...Help..."

Seeing Bruce screaming so miserably, Stank and Klim couldn't bear it anymore, so they turned to look at the penguin girl who came out with them, mainly asking the store manager, the farmer.

"Well... what should I do?" Stank was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig his toes into the ground. "Well... Tai is not actually an old pervert. Well, okay, he is indeed an old pervert, but not the old pervert you understand, so... can you please help me get him down?"

The penguin girls hadn't expected that this trap used to protect against those lecherous bears could actually work on outsiders. They were a bit perplexed for a moment, but looking at Bruce's expression, the farmer asked, "Is he... also a bear man?"

"Ah, no, no, no, of course not." Stank immediately ran to Bruce's side and kept patting his head. "It's not a bear man, it's a dog man."

"Dog-beastmen?" The farmers had never heard of them, because there were no dog-beastmen in the snowfield.

"It's a dog," said Stank. "It's not a bear, it's a dog, a dog!"

Bruce felt that his personality was insulted, but after thinking about it carefully, he couldn't find any reason for being insulted. He could only let it go for the time being and think about getting rescued first.

"Dog... I don't know much about it either. I only know about wolves." The farmer spread his hands. "But I believe he's not a bad guy, even though his actions are indeed very similar to those of those lecherous bears..."

"Yeah, yeah, he's not a bad guy, he just acts like one." Stank asked, "So, can you think of a solution? What would you normally do if you encountered something like this?"

The farmer thought for a moment and said, "If our traps really catch those nasty winter bears, we will definitely join forces and cut off their little golden hairs. That way they will never come to our place to act like hooligans again."

Bruce was so frightened that he trembled and was about to cry.

Kelim was also startled. Floating in mid-air, he subconsciously covered his lower body and said awkwardly, "Did you... really do that?"

"Not yet." The farmer shook his head and said with some regret, "Because our trap is too straightforward, so far no winter bear has fallen for it."

Several people:"……"

Good heavens, the prey that should be hunted didn't get fooled, but the pervert who shouldn't be hunted got fooled.

For a moment, everyone felt even more ashamed and wanted to strangle Bruce to death.

The penguin girls didn't want to see their visitor look too embarrassed, so they said, "Don't worry, it's not a big deal. Just let it go for a while and it will loosen up soon... theoretically speaking."

Another penguin girl interrupted, "If you don't want to wait, you can just pour some hot water on it."

"Oh, that's troublesome." Stank said, "Please give us some hot water."

The farmer shook his head: "Sorry, we don't have hot water here."

"……What?!"

The farmer looked at them innocently and said, "Do you think that we penguin beastmen need hot water living here?"

After thinking about it, they felt... it seemed... that there was no problem.

"What should we do then?" Klim scratched his head and said, "Let Bruce wait a little longer? Just wait a little longer and everything will be fine?"

Bruce shook his head repeatedly.

No, I can’t wait any longer. If I wait any longer, my tongue will freeze.

At this time, a contemptuous female voice sounded: "Ho ho ho, now it's my turn to take action."

A few people turned around and found that it was Amanda.

"Ah!" Kelim was shocked. "Amanda, why are you awake?"

"I can't help it. I'm hungry." Amanda answered honestly, "So I came out."

Since Amanda is a fire dragon, this extremely cold place is too torturous for her, so as soon as she arrived here, Amanda directly triggered the reptilian instinct - hibernation.

So, Aesop simply threw her into his backpack, added a fireproof spell to prevent her from snoring and igniting the backpack during hibernation, and then carried her as luggage, thinking that he would wake her up when he needed her. And Amanda's body was small enough, so she could do this.

However, after a few days of bumpy ride in the snow, everyone had forgotten about the existence of this thing in their luggage.

If Amanda hadn't crawled out of the luggage because she was hungry, no one would have remembered her.

"So it's my turn to take action now."

Amanda snapped her fingers, then raised one finger, and soon, a faint flame ignited from her fingertips.

Seeing this scene, Bruce was shocked again, and said again in a vague and frightened tone: "Ninini, are you going to have anal sex with a snake?"

Amanda said, "Isn't there no hot water? Then if I melt the ice, there will be hot water, right?"

"Then, Nani go and show off!"

"Hey, it's too much trouble to find some more snow to burn." Amanda ran to Bruce with a flame in hand, "I'll just burn your tongue... I mean, I'll just burn the ice on your tongue!"

Seeing Amanda rushing towards his tongue with fire in hand, Bruce felt a deep fear in his heart, but he couldn't hide at this time and had no way to resist. He could only close his eyes and pray that Amanda would not get excited and give others a snack - the snack would naturally be roasted dog tongue.

Fortunately, Amanda's subsequent performance proved that Bruce's worries about her were unnecessary.

After all, she was Charmander. When it came to playing with fire, no one present, including Aesop, could match her (except for the power). She could control the flames with incredible precision, much like a normal person controls their breathing. So, Amanda controlled the flames to a perfect degree, slowly melting the ice stuck to Bruce's tongue, naturally saving it.

The whole process took less than half a minute.

Bruce, who had survived the ordeal, clutched his neck tightly, gasping for breath as he looked at Amanda with gratitude: "Lady! I cannot thank you enough for your kindness. From now on, I will be your dog..."

Stank slapped Bruce on the back of the head and said angrily: "Stop saying those damn things. Look at what you are doing. Is this what a normal person does?"

Bruz suddenly blushed, but he quibbled: "It's not what you think. I don't have such perverted thoughts. I just made a bet with Ganqiu. Ganqiu said that if you lick the ice sculpture with your tongue, you can't pull it off. I didn’t believe it, so I tried it... Who would have thought that it really couldn’t be pulled out, but it wasn’t because of sex.”

"You're still quibbling?!" Stank pointed at the spot on the ice sculpture that Bruce had licked. "Look at what you were licking!!"

Bruce's face turned even redder, but he still tried to defend himself: "I didn't mean to lick it, it's just that it's too prominent, so it's easier to lick."

"You're really..." Stank suddenly felt something was wrong. "Wait, where's Gan Qiu? Didn't we hear you and him shouting just now? Where is he?"

Before Bruce could say anything, Ganqiu's voice came from behind the ice sculpture: "I'm here. Don't worry, I'm not stupid enough to lick this thing."

There was a hint of pride in Gan Qiu's words.

"Indeed." Stank nodded. "You are smarter than Bruce... but what are you doing in the back? Why don't you come out?"

"Oh, it's nothing serious." Gan Qiu said in a nonchalant tone, "It's just that Bruce also made a bet with me."

"What are you betting on?"

"There's a small hole behind this ice sculpture," Gan Qiu said. "Bruz, this guy, actually said it's such a small hole, but it can definitely let me in, but it doesn't mean I can pull it out afterwards. Tell me, isn't this an insult to my personality?! How the hell can I be so tiny!"

Gan Qiu's words were full of anger.

Stank asked subconsciously: "Then why don't you come over?"

"Because I lost." Gan Qiu replied.

Have a great time on 219!

After some twists and turns, the group finally sat down in the ice castle obediently without raising their heads.

As for why they were so honest... it was of course because they felt guilty and ashamed. The ones feeling guilty were naturally Gan Qiu and Bruzi. It would have been fine if they had just made a bet with each other, but they had lost the bet and were stuck to the ice sculpture, one in front and one behind, one above and one below. It was simply outrageous.

The ones who felt embarrassed were naturally Stank and Klim, and the reason was simple... they simply didn't want to admit they were in cahoots with Ganchu and Bruzi. When their companions were too conspicuous, the impression they made on others was certainly not much better.

So, the four of them acted like little kids caught doing something wrong. The only two who didn't act that way were Amanda and Aesop. One of them was using a flame to fry the frozen fish that Penguin Girl had brought, while the other... was using her body to grill the fish. But both of them were quite relaxed and enjoying the meal.

Seeing this, Stank had no choice but to stand up and said to the penguin girls: "I'm so sorry for breaking your trap."

"Uh, well... don't worry too much about it." The farmer waved his hand and said, "The trap has never been used anyway. You at least helped us prove that the trap is still useful, hehehehe."

It was clearly words of comfort, but when they fell into the ears of everyone... it was naturally even more embarrassing.

So Stank glared at Bruce and Ganqiu fiercely. Bruce buried his head even lower, while Ganqiu gradually became as calm as a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water.

"By the way, why did you come to the snowy plains?" the farmer asked hastily, trying to ease the awkwardness. "And why did you come so far down here? We've been running this shop for so many years, and this is the first time we've seen outsiders."

"Ah, that's right." Seeing that the topic was about to be changed, Lim quickly took over the conversation and told the penguin girls why they were there.

"To find the world's greatest nightmare...?"

The penguin girls looked at each other.

"Let's not talk about being the best in the world for now..." Nong Jia said, "Do you think there's a Dream Demon Shop in a place like the Snow Plain?"

"Oh, no, no?"

"If there were, those stinky bears wouldn't come here so often." The farmer spread his hands and said, "Opening a nightmare shop in a place like this is really... I don't know how to compensate for the losses. You might stay alone in an empty room for decades and might not even see a customer. Anyway, those who are ambitious have already left the snowfield and gone out to be nightmares."

Ambitious people... go out and become nightmares...

But Lim felt that this description sounded a little strange.

Just when everyone thought that the world's number one nightmare demon in the snowfield might not exist, Nong Jia thought for a moment and said, "However, the mysterious creature you just described, frozen in the deepest part of the ice..."

"It's a mythical creature," Kolim corrected.

"Oh, a mythical creature." The farmer scratched his head. "We seem to have heard of this. It's an ancient legend in the snowfield. Legend has it that the snowfield is so cold because a very powerful being, called... something, is frozen deep within the ice."

"What?"

"I don't know, I just know how it's pronounced," the farmer said. "But I really don't know what it's called specifically. And that's deep in the snowfield, out of our reach."

Kelimu was stunned. "Huh? But didn't you just say that this is deep in the snowfield?"

"How is that possible?" The farmer waved his hand and said, "The snowfield is huge. This is just the outer edge of the snowfield. The depths I'm talking about are only within the outer area. No one usually mentions the deeper depths because it's impossible to enter. Only three creatures can enter: the snow maiden, the snow fairy, and the snow beast. Any other creature that enters is seeking death, including us."

Several people looked at each other. This information was consistent with what they had previously discovered in the extremely cold underground street.

In other words, there is no way for yak girls to enter?

"This is worse than the volcano," Stank muttered as he pondered. "In the volcano, even the Outer Rim races knew about the existence of the underground Phoenix and how to enter. But here, let alone entering, we have no idea what's going on inside."

"Yeah." Kolim also sighed and said, "In the volcano, we just need to follow the underground spring all the way to the bottom. But here... there's really no way. What should we do now, Aesop... Can you please stop eating?"

Aesop didn't listen to the conversation of the few people at all, as if this journey had nothing to do with him. He kept picking up the frozen fish and rubbing it on Amanda's legs. Soon, a frozen fish was roasted and he could eat it.

The rest of the people could only face the frozen fish on the table that were as hard as ice, not knowing how to eat them.

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