An invincible journey starting from a different race

"Hey! Aesop!" Stank had no choice but to protest, "You are so happy eating alone! Then how should we eat it? Let Amanda help bake it!"

Then Amanda blew out a mouthful of fire, and instantly cooked the frozen fish in front of everyone.

So everyone picked it up and started to eat it happily.

But as he gnawed, his face instantly turned bitter again.

Because... it's really hard to swallow.

The fish itself has no taste, and after being roasted it tastes like dry wood. It has nothing but a fishy smell.

"I can't stand it anymore," Stank asked the farmer. "Don't you have any seasoning here? This fish has no flavor at all."

The farmer was about to speak when Aesop asked curiously, "It has no taste, can't it?"

Several people looked at Aesop and found that Aesop had picked up another grilled fish from Amanda's legs. While chewing, he said vaguely: "How can I taste salty?"

Several people looked down at Amanda's thighs, then looked up at the grilled fish in Aesop's hand, and finally fell into silence at the same time.

"S-Sorry," the farmer said a little embarrassedly, "We don't use any seasoning when eating fish here... We used to prepare it for guests, but since there haven't been any customers, the seasoning is gone. I have to inconvenience you a little."

"Hey, as long as there's something to eat," Gan Qiu waved his hand, indicating that he didn't care at all. "We didn't come here just to eat."

"You're right," Bruce muttered, looking at the grilled fish in his hand with some confusion. "But why do I feel like... this fish does smell strange?"

"Maybe this is the taste of the snowfield." Kelimu asked the farmer while eating, "Miss, the snowfield is so desolate, what do you do to relieve your boredom?"

"What do you do to relieve your boredom..." After hearing what Kelim said, the farmer propped up his chin with his hand and looked at Kelim with a smile, "Of course... do something interesting."

"Yes, something interesting?"

For some reason, Kelim suddenly felt that the way the farmer looked at him and the way he spoke to him were different from before.

If he could still feel the simplicity and enthusiasm before, which was as warm as a fire even in such severe cold, then now, this warmth is gone, and Lim only feels that the eyes of the farmers are filled with... desire?

How is this going?

Just as Lim was about to ask a question, he heard a series of "bang bang" sounds beside him.

He turned his head sharply and saw that Bruce, Stanko, Ganqiu, Amanda and Aesop were all slumped on the table.

At the same time, the same sound was heard from the room outside. It was obvious that the yak women had fallen down one after another.

"What's going on, Miss Farmer?!" Kelim subconsciously flew up, and then looked at the farmer with horror.

Today's farmers are indeed completely different from what they appeared to be before.

She looked at Kelim with interest, her eyes full of teasing.

"Oh, I've always felt that you're a little special, but I didn't expect it to be true..." Nong Jia said, "You really haven't been affected by our drugs."

"Drugs?!" Kelim's eyes widened in disbelief. "You...drugs my companions?! Why would you do that?!"

"Hehe, outsiders, this is the Snow Plain," the farmer said, spreading his hands. "Don't apply the rules of the outside world here. Do you think we're opening a shop like this just to entertain customers? Are we really leaving traps outside to keep away lustful bears? Hehe, the resources of the Snow Plain are very limited. If you're not a little cunning, you won't be able to survive."

As an angel, Kolim had never experienced anything like this before. He was so angry that he was shaking all over: "You, you guys...if the goddess knew..."

"Don't point fingers at me like that. In the snowy plains, we have our own beliefs." The farmer waved his hand, sending his men to check on the yak women outside. Then he said to Kelim, "We have our own way of life. Didn't you just ask me what we usually do in such a desolate place? You... will find out soon. Why the hell didn't you fall down?!"

The farmer caught a glimpse of someone standing up at the end of the table and was startled. She turned her head and saw that it was Aesop.

"How is this possible?! You eat the most fish, how is it possible that nothing happened to you?!"

But when Lim saw Aesop wake up, he suddenly calmed down and was so excited that tears were about to fall: "Aesop!"

If it was someone else who woke up, Kelimu would still have to worry about whether it would be useless, but now that it was Aesop who woke up, there was no need to worry at all!

Aesop looked at the farmer, and the magic cyclone slowly condensed in the palm of his hand: "I'm sorry, this level of drug is simply useless to me..."

At this moment, Penguin Lady, who had gone to check on Yak Lady's condition earlier, returned to the room and said excitedly, "All the yaks outside have fallen down! Big sis, we can get to work now! Let's have some fun with these foreign males first!"

Okay, let’s have a good time?

Aesop blinked.

Then he looked at the magic cyclone in his hand and thought for a while.

"Ah, this drug is too strong. I can't take it anymore."

Then he fell down.

Farmer, Kelim: "..."

220 Proxy War

"Aesop!!!" Kelim was about to explode. He flew directly to Aesop's side, grabbed Aesop's neck, and shouted loudly in his ear, "Can you please stop playing tricks on me at this time!"

"Ah, no..." Aesop opened his eyes reluctantly, pretending to be drugged, and said weakly, "I can't... anymore, I really can't... I need to fuck before I can get up."

"Fuck you!" Kelimu was about to break down, oh no, he was already broken down, "Can you please be sane? They're going to rape us and then kill us!"

Aesop said, "But doesn't that mean you still have to rape her first?"

"You fucking..."

Logically speaking, as an angel and the goddess's spokesperson on earth, Kolim should not swear, because doing so might have a negative impact on the goddess's bright and majestic image... But now Kolim really couldn't help it. He really wanted to use all the swear words he had learned in his life to curse Aesop, the lunatic, to death.

As for confession, let’s talk about it after it’s over!

"First rape, then kill! Then dismember and eat!" Kelimu roared into Aesop's ear, "I'm going to cut your little Jinjin into pieces! Like Ganqiu, I'm going to use it to pick my teeth! Even that's okay?!"

"Kelimu! I fucking heard it!" Gan Qiu, who had been lying unconscious on the table a second ago, suddenly raised his head and roared with his eyes closed, "You're saying bad things about me, right? Just wait!"

Kelimu was shocked: "Why are you pretending to sleep too?!"

But before he could finish his words, Gan Qiu, as if using up all his strength, slammed his head back on the table with a "bang", creating a large hole. It was obvious that he had fainted again.

Klim, the farmer, and the other penguin girls: "..."

So this is a conditioned reflex, right?! As soon as someone calls me a little mean, no matter what I'm feeling, I have to jump back like a zombie and refute it, right?!

What the hell are these people!

But Lim is going crazy.

Fortunately, Aesop also got up at this time. After all, it was already like this, and he couldn't pretend anymore. He could only dust himself off and sighed to Klim: "You disrupted my plan."

Kelimu's mouth twitched slightly: "What other plans do you have?"

Aesop said seriously: "Aren't they here to rape us? As long as they really do that, I can kill them with a curse!"

Kelim: “…”

Damn it, Kelim really wanted to refute Aesop, but he felt that there seemed to be nothing wrong with what Aesop said. He almost forgot that Aesop had a strange curse on him.

"Does it have to be so troublesome?!" Ke Lim still managed to find an excuse, "Can't you just do it directly? What if they don't rape you first?"

Aesop frowned slightly and said in a deep voice, "That won't do. I must go first in this kind of thing."

"You fucking still think this is a good thing, right?" Kelim was really about to collapse. He now understood why Stank was getting more and more irritable. After all, it was really hard not to be irritable when being with this guy!

Not to mention Klim, even the penguin girls beside him couldn't stand it anymore.

The farmer raised his hands weakly: "Um... could you please stop ignoring us?"

Aesop turned his head and thought for a moment before asking, "Are you going to rape me? I'm ready."

farmhouse:"……"

Why are these outsiders so... weird?

"Now that you've discovered me, there's nothing more to say." Penguin Lady pointed at Aesop with her thick little finger, "Let's cut it off!"

Hearing what the farmer said, Kelimu immediately became excited... There was actually a guy who was not afraid of death and came to provoke Aesop, that would be a lot of fun.

Aesop didn't attack immediately. He felt that Nongjia was just an ordinary person with no magical power, so he was a little curious about why Nongjia dared to challenge him. "How do you want to end it all?"

"Haha, of course it's not an ordinary method," Nong Jia said. "You don't look like a good person, and from what you just said, I understand... you're a pervert like us! If that's the case, we should fight like perverts."

God damn, fighting like a pervert?!

The people of Kelim were stunned by what they heard.

How the hell am I supposed to fight this?

And do you think Aesop would agree? He's not an idiot...

"I think so." Aesop replied after thinking for a moment.

The Kolim people were even more stunned.

I fucking forgot, Aesop is such an idiot!

"Haha, that's straightforward!" the farmer said. "I'll just tell you straight up. We, the Penguin Sisters, aren't out to get money or kill people. We just knock the men who come here unconscious, take away their jobs, and drain their bodies..."

Isn't this murder for money?!

But Lim couldn't help but say, "This is in the snowy plains! Taking away their food, draining them dry, and throwing them out—isn't that just asking for their lives?!"

The farmer glanced at Kelim and said with a hint of disdain, "Those creatures are native to the snowfield. Even if they lose their food and their bodies are drained, they'll only be weak for two days. If they can't find new food in those two days, they won't be worthy of surviving on this land. This is the survival of the fittest."

God damn survival of the fittest...

Kelim felt that there were too many things to complain about, but he didn't know where to start.

Aesop had no intention of complaining at all. He seemed to have directly integrated into the farmer's thoughts and asked, "So, how do you want to fight?"

"Didn't I tell you? Perverts have their own way of fighting! We must fight with the most primitive and direct methods!" Nongjia pointed at the unconscious Stank, Ganqiu, and Bruce and said, "If we're betting, let's bet our lives! You have three lives, and I have three lives...so I'll give you three!"

As the farmer spoke, he pulled open the curtain behind him. Behind the curtain was a ball of snow, and three... buttocks were stuck upside down in the snow.

"These three are a snow rabbit and a snow fox that accidentally fell into our area," the farmer snorted. "They are already our captives. If you can defeat us, these three will be yours. If you lose, the three beside you will be ours!"

But Lim didn't know what words to use to express his feelings.

What the hell is this war?

"no problem."

What Collim didn't expect was that Aesop pushed himself out.

"He comes to represent me and fight you."

Kelimu turned around and glared at Aesop: "Are you crazy?! What is this?!"

Aesop replied: "This is a proxy war."

221 Your holy sword is too big!

"What the hell is this proxy war?" Kelim said angrily, "Aesop! Did you forget to take your medicine before you went out?"

Aesop asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

"……what?!"

"Just kidding." Aesop patted Klim's shoulder. "I read in history books that before a life-or-death battle, a few jokes are often needed to relieve tension... Are you not nervous now?"

"...I just want to tear your head off now." Kelim grabbed Aesop's neck and shook it back and forth. "Stop joking, Aesop! It's already this late, and you're still joking here! Use your invincible star magic to get rid of the enemy in front of you!"

"Haven't they already come up with a solution?" Aesop pointed at the farmers waiting on the other side. "They're just waiting for you to come in. Don't you think that's quite interesting?"

"How can this be fun!" said Lim. "This isn't even a duel! This is just some shady trick from a nightmare shop... eh? A nightmare shop?"

Kelim suddenly recalled his past experiences, so he loosened his hand that was holding Aesop's neck and looked at Aesop with a strange face.

"You don't think this is a nightmare shop, do you?"

"Yeah." Aesop admitted very straightforwardly, "Isn't this the way the Dream Shop works? And it's a Dream Shop that doesn't cost any money. Don't you think it's interesting?"

"...Then why can't you do it yourself?!"

"I have a curse."

Kelim was a little stunned: "Isn't that perfect? You can defeat them with your invincible curse."

"No, that wouldn't be interesting." Aesop shook his head and said, "So you have to come, so I can write about today's experience in my fable."

But Lim finally understood why Aesop did this, and he became even more angry: "Are you using me as material for your book?! Is there something wrong with your brain?!"

Aesop asked, "Then you don't want to go?"