Lena stared at Aesop in a daze. After a few seconds, she burst out laughing: "Don't be ridiculous. How could you be the one who wrote that masterpiece? If you want to pretend, at least pick a better one."

"But I really wrote that book," Aesop said. "I didn't pretend."

"How is that possible?" Lena said, "Mr. Aesop mentioned that he has the Four Knights of Ticket Swindling under his command. You... uh."

Lena turned her head, looked at Stank, then at Jer, then at Ganqiu, and became even more confused.

"Uh, it seems to fit." Lena walked to Stank again, pointed at him, and asked, "Are you... the Swordsman of Lust?"

“…I am a swordsman, indeed.”

"No color?" Lena shook her head and said, "If there is no color, then it doesn't match the number."

The corner of Stank's mouth twitched slightly. He felt that this girl named Lena was just looking for trouble. Although he knew that he was a little bit of a pervert, it would be too embarrassing to really admit that he had a perverted nickname!

But there was no other way. Now was the time for identification, so Stank could only bite the bullet and say, "Yes, I am the Swordsman of Lust."

"What about this one?" Seeing that Stank admitted it, Lena turned to look at Jel again, tilted her head and asked, "The Elf of Color?"

"It's me." Compared to Stank, Jer was much more calm. He had lived for so many years and had seen everything. It was just a nickname, which was nothing.

"Is that so? Then there's you." Lena looked at Gan Qiu again, "You don't look like a perverted dog."

"You are the dog, your whole family is dogs!" Gan Qiu said angrily, "Can't you just look carefully?"

"Oh, so you are the Sandan of Color, right?"

Gan Qiu: “…”

"It does fit the name, but what about the Lustful Hound?" Lena asked Aesop.

Aesop shook his head and said, "No."

"Hmm... In the book, the Four Horsemen don't get together often, but if it's just a match in race, that doesn't fully prove your identities, right?" Lena asked. "After all, your race is quite common. How can I be sure that you're the Four Horsemen? Do you have any way to prove yourselves? Something simple and crude?"

A simpler and more crude way of proof?

Several people looked at each other, but in the end, their eyes all fell on Gan Qiu.

To be precise, it is Ganqiu's lower body.

Before they could say anything, Gan Qiu had already understood what was going on and immediately became anxious: "Why are you looking at me? Huh? Why are you looking at me? You want me to prove it?! Get out of here now! If you keep looking at me, I'll kill you bastards!"

"Well, I have to say, Sandan of Lust does have this personality," Lena said. "In Aesop's Fables, he would fly into a rage whenever the Sandan incident was mentioned. I never could imagine what this was like before, but today I finally saw it, haha."

She smiled and turned her attention to Stank and Jair.

"I heard that the Lustful Swordsman has undergone gender reassignment surgery. Can I see what he looks like? And there's also the Lustful Fairy, who likes human aunties. Is there really anyone who likes aunties? I don't quite understand, na na na..."

Lena was eager to discuss more, but Stank and Jer had already put their hands on her shoulders, one on each side, looking at her with "kindness" on their faces. At the same time, they exerted a little force on the hands holding her shoulders, which made her understand something in an instant.

"Alright, alright. I believe you are the Four Horsemen." Lena raised her hands in surrender. "I can give you this mission...as long as you stop looking at me so menacingly."

Only then did Stank and Jer let go of their hands.

"Actually, there's not much information about this commission, just the approximate location. You'll need to go there on your own." Lena waved the commission in front of them, "But if you want to take this mission, there's a condition."

Stank was a little unhappy: "What are your conditions?"

"I know you're anxious, but don't worry," Lena said. "This is all for your own good. You've probably only heard of the underwater city of Atlantis, but haven't actually been there. So before you go, to give you a little understanding of aquatic creatures, we've... ahem, opened a new Dream Shop related to aquatic creatures. As long as you go there and experience it, I can give you this commission. Of course, you went to the Dream Shop just to take this commission, so the price..."

"free?"

"No, I can give you a 99% discount." Lena said seriously, "How about it, isn't it a good deal?"

Several people looked at each other, and then Stank said with some dissatisfaction: "Isn't your bundling too obvious?"

"Hey, there's nothing we can do about it. After all, this street needs development."

"So we are the ones who are taken advantage of?"

"No, no, no, of course not. You're the initial shareholders." Lena immediately began to coax them. "When this street develops, I'll give you... a 22% discount. What do you think?"

Everyone felt that it was not possible, so they left without looking back.

After all, this place is really a rip-off.

Until Lena yelled behind them: "This shop is really good, you can open a harem casually and only pay for one person!"

Then he retreated back the same way.

"You didn't fucking tell me earlier!"

338 Just tell me if it's a harem.

"So this is the store?"

A day later, everyone stood in front of the store that Lena recommended yesterday.

Don’t ask why it has to be a day later. The reason is that Aesop was full yesterday, and the indifferent expression on his face really makes people lose interest, so we can only wait a day before coming again.

"The Sims of a Water Tank." Stank pronounced the name of the store, then tilted his head and said, "Shh... this name feels a bit strange."

"Hey, haven't we seen enough weird nightmare shops like that?" Jer waved his hand and said, "Let's not talk about anything else. We have to accept a commission and complete a prerequisite task. This prerequisite task is to visit a nightmare shop. Don't you think this is strange enough?"

"...You're right." Stank clapped his fists and said, "As long as the incubus inside isn't weird, it'll be fine. Also, the girl named Lena yesterday said that you can enjoy a harem for the price of one person when you come here. If he dares to charge me more, I'll go back and beat that damn cat girl to a pulp."

"I agree too." Gan Qiu expressed his agreement, and then the two like-minded people clapped their hands and led the way in together.

Jier turned around and glanced at Aesop. Seeing that Aesop didn't look very excited, but was looking up at the shop sign, he asked, "You haven't recovered yet?"

Yesterday, Aesop's big head drank enough and his small head vomited enough, which was truly satisfying. However, as a young man, a night was enough time to recover, so in response to Jer's question, he just shook his head and said, "No, I just sense a strong magical fluctuation in this shop. The owner must be a powerful magician."

"...Could this store be opened by your senior sister again?" Jer had a certain psychological trauma towards Aesop's senior sister.

Aesop shook his head again and said, "That shouldn't be the case. The magicians here are not as strong as my senior sister. They are a bit like the owner of the gender reassignment shop in Dream Town. So this should be a Dream Shop that sells magic."

A dream shop that sells magic?

Jer thought about it for a moment.

Most dream shops that sell magic are based on curiosity, like Stank's gender reversal. But that Lena guy didn't mention this shop's situation yesterday. They clearly said they could start a harem for the price of one, which is why they came.

Isn't it to create an illusion for them so that they can enjoy it in their dreams?

That won’t do. If that’s the case, this store must refund the money.

With this thought in mind, Jer and Aesop also walked in, and then found that Stank and Ganqiu, who had walked in earlier, were already waiting for them inside, and a short magician was standing next to them.

Seeing the two of them, Stank and Ganqiu were a little dissatisfied: "What are you guys mumbling about outside? We've been waiting for you for a while."

"It won't be long, and this is also for our future experience." Fujieer turned to look at the short magician and asked, "Are you the store manager?"

The little magician nodded and replied, "Yes."

"Can you open a harem in your store?" Jer asked again.

"In a sense... it's not wrong."

"Your words strike me as dangerous," Jer said. "Let me tell you, we're experienced escorts, and we value authenticity. Don't try to fool us with illusions or clones. We want a genuine harem, and we only pay one fee... That's what Lena promised us yesterday. If that's not the case here, you'd better make it clear upfront. Don't treat us like newbies."

Jer's words served as a reminder to Stank and Ganqiu, so they warned the smaller magician, "Yeah, don't try any tricks. I'm telling you, we have people here who are very good at magic!"

The short magician laughed. "I can see you're quite experienced and possess unique skills. But don't worry, my shop specializes in genuine goods and affordable prices. You'll only pay one price here, and you'll enjoy a hundred times the pleasure you wouldn't get in other nightmare shops. I guarantee this is a brand new experience you've never had before."

A brand new version you've never experienced before...

Isn't this just a regular harem party? Why is it called a new version?

Everyone sensed something was amiss, but Gan Qiu had already mentioned that many of the shopkeepers on this street were selling novelty, offering something truly unique and fun that couldn't be found outside. Furthermore, their experience at Pansi Cave yesterday was quite positive, so everyone didn't immediately question it, opting instead for initial confidence. They followed the small magician through a long, narrow corridor to a room in the inner chamber.

The inner room was very small, with only a few stools and a row of "boxes" covered with black cloth in front of the stools. It was impossible to tell what they were.

But... no matter what it is, it obviously can't be a nightmare.

"Hey, hey, hey, where's the incubus? Where's the harem?" Stank couldn't help but speak up. "Why do you sound so full of the aura of a traitor?"

"You don't really want us to sit on the stool and dream, do you? This is a scam! This is a scam!"

The short magician pushed his glasses up and said, "Guests, please don't be too anxious. Although you will be allowed to sit on the stools, you will not be allowed to dream. Besides, your nightmare is already right before your eyes."

Under the puzzled gazes of the crowd, the short magician walked straight forward and then lifted the black cloth on the "box" in front of him, allowing everyone to see clearly what was hidden under the black cloth... an aquarium?

They came closer and found that the aquarium contained various marine animals, such as sea snails, shrimps, and sea fish.

"...What is this?" Stank was a little confused. "Are we in a seafood restaurant?"

Gan Qiu was also puzzled: "Are you asking us to eat some seafood to replenish our energy before starting the harem? Tsk, that's not impossible, but we won't pay extra for this seafood."

The small magician shook his finger and shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, no, everyone, this is your nightmare."

Everyone: "...?"

The small magician stepped forward, pointed at the aquarium, and said, "The situation in each of these tanks is the same: there's only one male, and the rest are female. I can transfer your consciousness to the only male in the tank. Then, you can have unbridled sex with all the females in the tank."

Everyone: “……???”

After the little magician finished speaking, everyone was silent for a long time, staring at him in a daze, as if waiting for him to suddenly laugh out loud, saying that he was just scaring them. How could the real incubus be these small fish and shrimp in the aquarium? Then he used magic to open the wall behind him, letting the incubus who had been waiting on the other side come forward.

Unfortunately, none of these happened. The little magician was just showing off his peculiar smile, as if to show off to them, "Look, isn't I peculiar here?"

It was unknown how long it took before Stank broke the silence. He slowly said, "Are you... kidding us?"

"Are you kidding? Of course not." The small magician shook his head and said, "What's there to joke about? This is the biggest feature of our store."

"The biggest feature of your place is that you let us catch small fish and shrimp in this tiny tank?!" Stank's face was full of disbelief. "You might as well tell us you're kidding!"

"How could that be?" the little magician asked. "Aren't you curious? How do these insignificant marine animals reproduce? How do they mate? What kind of experiences do they have? Even if you're not curious, at least this is a large harem. There are no other males in the entire tank except you. Isn't this the paradise you've always dreamed of? Haven't you ever imagined a scene where all the men in the world have died and you're the only one left? Well, now you have it. Do you really want to refuse?"

Hmm... why do I feel like what this guy said makes sense?

So they looked at the aquariums again.

Sea fish, sea shrimps, sea snails, can these things really be called a harem?

"Don't worry, this shop is still in its experimental phase, and since Miss Lena recommended you here, we won't charge you too much." The small magician was still trying to persuade him. "For such a small amount of money, it's a great way to get a novel experience. I promise you, you won't be cheated or taken advantage of. The experience lasts for five hours, and if you really don't like it, I can help you cancel it... Of course, the money is non-refundable, but I believe you will like it."

Now that things have come to this, the resistance in their hearts is not as strong anymore.

How should I put it? After all, these guys have always been very open to new things, especially novelty things. As long as they are not too anti-human...then they are willing to give it a try.

In other words, as the saying goes, "Since you're here, you might as well give it a try."

But they still need to confirm one thing.

"Aesop, is this safe?"

Aesop thought for a moment and said, "With me watching, there will be no problem."

After hearing what everyone said, the short magician looked at Aesop with a slightly surprised look.

"Well, in that case, let's give it a try." Stank's eyes moved back and forth among several aquariums, and finally fell on the sea snail.

If you think about it, squishy vs squishy, it should feel pretty good, right?

"That's it," Stank said, pointing at the sea snail.

The time for Sansanjiu shrimp is so long

Seeing how calmly and quickly Stank accepted becoming a member of the aquarium, Gan Qiu was completely shocked: "This... you can also rush?"

"What?" Stank said disapprovingly, "Don't you know what it means to be the first to try something new?"

"I know about the first person to eat crabs," Gan Qiu said, "but I've never heard of the first person to dry crabs."

Stank immediately got angry: "Fuck you, talk properly, this is a sea snail!"

"In my eyes, they are no different from sea crabs."

Stank stopped paying attention to Gan Qiu and turned his gaze to the small magician. He said to him, "Let me take over first. I want this tank of sea snails and let these guys take a look at it first."

The short magician nodded, said "no problem", then raised his staff and prepared to cast a spell.

"Wait." Stank interrupted the small magician, "I have something else to say."

"Okay." The small magician put down his staff. "You go."

Stank looked at Ganqiu again and said, "Today I will show you what it means that the hymn of humanity is the hymn of courage."

"...You are truly insulting your human warriors by using this phrase here."

"You know shit! This is a symbol of powerful spiritual strength." Stank said disdainfully, then looked at the small magician again, "Now you can take action."

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