"Okay." The small magician raised his staff again.
"Ah, wait." Stank stopped him again.
"what happened again?"
"One more thing." Stank turned to look at Aesop again, "If I feel something is wrong and I swim in an S-shape in there, you must pull me out in time! Don't just stand by and watch me die!"
"Fuck!" Gan Qiu couldn't help but curse. "Aren't you still panicking? How dare you say that humanity's hymn is a hymn of courage?"
"You know shit! This is for insurance purposes. We don't want to make unnecessary sacrifices. Besides, I've already decided to go first. Can you shut up?" Stank glared at Gan Qiu fiercely. "Or you'll go first!"
Gan Qiu thought about it and decisively shut up.
After receiving Aesop's assurance, Stank turned to look at the small magician again: "Now it's really possible..."
Before he could finish his words, the short magician, who had been waiting impatiently, hit him on the forehead with his staff, knocking him unconscious instantly.
Then with a "bang", Stank collapsed completely, and half-knelt in front of the sea snail's aquarium, with his whole face pressed against it.
In the sea snail aquarium, the only male sea snail "opened" his eyes, and then saw the huge human face in front of him at a glance, and he almost fainted from fright.
"Fuck, where did this ugly thing come from..." Before the dirty word was even uttered, the sea snail Stank realized that the face seemed to be his own, so he abruptly retracted it and changed it to, "What a handsome face."
It’s a pity that people outside can’t hear him talking to himself inside.
"They actually came in like this." The sea snail Stank slowly turned around, trying to look at the other sea snails, and then widened his eyes, "This is..."
In Stank's vision, the upper bodies of all the sea snails in the aquarium turned into beautiful girls!
"Wuhu!" Stank laughed. "Has my aesthetic been changed to that of a sea snail? That would be really interesting."
Yes, the sea snails in the box that originally looked very undesirable all turned into beautiful girls after their cognition was changed, and instantly rose from the animal world to the 18+ world.
Here it comes, the addiction is here.
Looking at the various beautiful girls, Stank was suddenly motivated and swam directly towards one of them.
"Oh my god, this shell is too heavy!"
Stank was almost crushed by the shell behind him, but fortunately, men are the kind of people who can overcome any difficulties as long as they set their sights on a goal.
So he almost crawled to one of the female snails... Oh no, in front of the beautiful girl, and lay directly on her, shouting "Honey, I'm coming!"
The other person turned around, looked at Stank in surprise, and said, "Are you crazy? Who is your wife? I'm your sister!"
At that moment, Stank's body, which had just become hard, softened instantly.
"Oh, sorry, sorry, I made a mistake, I made a mistake."
Just as he was about to go down, he heard the female snail say, "You came here every time yesterday, the day before yesterday, and the day before yesterday. Aren't you tired? I'm almost dead tired. What a hateful brother."
Stank was stunned for a moment. He looked at the female snail in front of him, then looked down at himself, and then he suddenly realized.
"Oh, that's right, I'm not a human anymore!"
Stank, having understood this, happily pressed forward again.
"Wuhu, take off!"
……
The few people outside who were watching Stank's happiness... well, it was hard for them to mistake those two overlapping sea snails for Stank.
"Has this... already started?" Gan Qiu asked suspiciously.
"Yes." The small magician pushed his glasses, "It has already begun."
"I saw this male snail just now. Oh no, Stank hesitated. Why is that?" Gan Qiu asked again, "Did he rush forward with tears in his eyes?"
"No, I've already revised the perception you transferred. In your eyes, these sea creatures are all beautiful girls," the small magician explained. "As for this guest's momentary pause, I think he realized the person he was having sex with was his sister, younger sister, or daughter."
Everyone was stunned: "Is this possible?"
"For marine life, this is perfectly normal," the small magician said. "So don't feel burdened. You're already in the aquarium, so why are you still treating yourself like a human? Think about it, you in the aquarium are no longer human, but animals!"
Hmm… I have a feeling that no matter how much this guy scolds them, he has no evidence.
"It seems like Stank is having a good time." Jer was also staring at the aquarium. "Ah, he's finished one and is looking for the next one. I can already guess what he's thinking. Since he's no longer human, he might as well do all the things that are not human... Tsk, it seems like it's really interesting."
Seeing this, Gan Qiu also became interested and said quickly: "Next is my turn, next is my turn."
The short magician nodded, then raised his staff and was about to hit Gan Qiu in the same way, but Gan Qiu suddenly seemed to think of something and raised his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute."
The short magician had no choice but to put down his staff and said unhappily, "What's wrong? Are you going to sigh about humans like that guy just now... Oh no, the halfling's hymn is a hymn of courage. Or should you remind your friend to fish you out later? You don't have to tell me. As long as you swim in the water, I'll lift the spell."
"What are you thinking about? I'm not Stank, spending all day pondering such boring questions." Gan Qiu crossed his arms and uttered a disdainful tone, "What I consider are all very rigorous... academic issues."
"Academic question?" the short magician asked curiously. "What academic question?"
"Ahem, that's right... After my consciousness passes away, will my abilities also pass away?"
"...What ability?" The short magician didn't understand what Gan Qiu was talking about at first.
"It's that... Tatakai's ability." Gan Qiu had to explain it more clearly. "Don't you understand this?"
"Oh, that..." The short magician thought for a moment, realizing it was indeed an academic question. He replied, "Don't worry, it won't happen. I'm simply transferring your entire consciousness. That ability is tied to the body, so since you've inherited it, you can only use its abilities."
Hearing the little magician say this, Gan Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, but then he seemed to remember something, coughed twice, and said, "That's a pity. I wanted to let these little shrimps taste my powerful strength."
"...Are you sure you want to choose shrimp?"
"It's confirmed." Gan Qiu snapped his fingers and said, "Because they look the best."
Can even shrimps tell a person’s figure?
The little magician wanted to say something: "But..."
"But what? Why are you so slow?" Gan Qiu interrupted him in dissatisfaction. "I'm not going to nag you anymore. Now it's your turn to nag, right? Hurry up and use magic on me. I can't wait any longer."
Seeing Gan Qiu say this, the small magician could only raise his staff and hit him on the head. The force was obviously heavier than when he hit Stank before. There was a muffled sound, accompanied by Gan Qiu's cry of "Fuck..."
Then he fell down.
Aesop and Jer also went to the aquarium of the shrimp and saw that the only male shrimp in it suddenly shook its body, obviously its consciousness had been replaced by Ganqiu.
The shrimp Ganqiu first swam wildly in this small aquarium, but not in an S-shape, but in a completely illogical manner. It was obvious that it was very interested in this new body and looked very excited.
After the excitement, he aimed at the female shrimp closest to him and rushed up.
Then, Aesop and Jer watched Ganqiu lying behind the female shrimp, shaking wildly... After three seconds, there was no movement.
He stayed suspended in the water for a long time, until the female shrimp swam far away. Then he slowly turned his head and looked at the people outside the aquarium, as if asking why.
The small magician said calmly, "I just wanted to remind him that the shrimp time is just this long."
Three forty my dad is over there!
“Xia Mi Gan Qiu feels that this is just an illusion.
I have already changed my body and become a shrimp, how could it be possible that I am still so short and flat?
Then wouldn’t it be a waste of time to change my body?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
It must have been just my illusion just now. I just haven’t fully adapted to this body yet. The next one, the next one will definitely be better!
The target has been found!
charge! charge! charge!
One! Two! Three... Oh baby, I'm ready.
Damn it, why is this happening? "
In front of the small aquarium, Jer was watching Shrimp Ganqiu floating in a daze and questioning his life while fighting a blitzkrieg in World War II, while listening to Aesona's vivid dubbing of Shrimp Ganqiu next to him. He was really unable to hold back.
"That's enough, that's enough, Aesop!" Jer turned his head and looked at Aesop very seriously, "Ganqiu is our partner, our comrade-in-arms, and our half-brother! You can't keep making fun of him like this, it's not good!"
Aesop turned to look at Jer and said, "But you kept laughing and never stopped."
"Fuck, who is this all because of..." Jer couldn't help but cover half of his face with his hands to prevent himself from laughing even louder, "Who told you to make it so funny!"
"I just think that if Gan Qiu hadn't turned into a shrimp and could still speak, he would definitely say everything I just said." Aesop said seriously, "So I'm not making fun of him, I'm translating for him. I'm translating very seriously. It's obviously you who's been laughing, so you're the one who's disrespecting Gan Qiu."
"Okay, okay, stop talking."
Jer raised his hand to stop Aesop. He knew that it was impossible to win a debate with Aesop. No one here could defeat Aesop with words or arguments.
"So this is the characteristic of shrimp?" Jer asked the small magician beside him, "So short and fast?"
"Actually, it's not just shrimp. The vast majority of creatures in nature reproduce and mate in this way," the small magician explained. "Especially weak creatures like these. If mating takes too long, they can easily be devoured by stronger creatures. Therefore, those weak creatures that can't recover for even half a day have long been eliminated by the cruelty of nature. So, the faster, the safer."
"...So Xiami is the safest?"
"Correct."
Jer couldn't hold it in anymore.
No, no, Ganqiu can see what's going on outside from inside the aquarium, so there's no way to know what they're saying. After all, their language system has been switched, but he can still see it. If he comes out and causes trouble for them, it won't be good. So Jer quickly waved his hand and said, "Alright, alright, enough of that nonsense. It's my turn next."
The short magician nodded, then raised his staff and was about to hit Jer's head, but suddenly he hesitated and did not move for a long time, just staring at Jer.
"What's wrong?" Jer frowned slightly, "Is it difficult for me to do it?"
"No." The small magician said, "Every time I want to take action, you guys always ask me to stop first and then explain some weird things, so I want to see if you have any."
"Oh, I see." Jer shook his head, "Then I don't have one."
The short magician finally felt relieved and raised his staff to smash it.
Unexpectedly, Jer suddenly raised his hand again: "Wait a minute."
The little magician stopped moving, but his expression was almost distorted. He tried hard to suppress his emotions and not let himself roar: "Didn't you say you had nothing to say?"
"Haha." Jer smiled awkwardly, "I didn't have any before, but I suddenly remembered it just now. Ahem, that... Aesop, why don't you go first?"
"Huh?" Aesop pointed at himself, a little surprised. "Me first? Why?"
You still ask why...
Jer didn't even want to say it clearly.
He had discovered that the most fun in this place wasn't being the first to enter the "sea," but being the last. While the first person to enter the sea enjoyed the fun, they also became the first to become a lower creature. The last person to enter the sea, on the other hand, not only enjoyed the fun but also received a privilege not afforded to the others... the privilege of observing, commenting on, and even mocking the lower creatures as a higher being.
Take Aesop for example, he laughed so loudly just now... Well, the one who laughed just now was actually himself.
But isn’t it because Aesop’s comments are so powerful?
So when Jer was afraid that he would enter the aquarium and become one of the marine animals, Aesop was outside and said unscrupulously, "This Jer is just a loser."
That would be too poor, so Jer felt that the best way to solve this problem was to... let Aesop go into the sea before him.
This way you don't have to worry about being laughed at for your performance in the aquarium later.
It was not known whether Aesop saw through Jer's little thoughts, but he did not care. Since Jer asked him to go to the sea first, he agreed without hesitation.
Then, after selecting from the last few aquariums, he chose the sea fish: "Then I'll take this one."
The small magician nodded, then walked to Aesop's side again, raised his staff, and did not rush to smash it. Instead, he asked, "Do you have anything else to say?"
"Have."
The little magician had an expression that said, "I've seen through you all." "Then hurry up and tell me, or I'll smash it."
Aesop said "Oh" and then said: "I don't have much to say, it's just... your magic is quite simple. I have already learned it, so you don't have to do it yourself."
Before the short magician could react, Aesop knocked his head with his hand and then fell asleep. Then the sea fish in the aquarium suddenly began to shake.
Small magician: “????”
Who the hell is this person?
This is magic that I spent decades studying to perfect. How did you, a brat, learn it in just two glances?!
Then why don’t you open a shop?
The little magician immediately fell into doubt about his life.
Aesop in the aquarium has slowly "opened" his eyes. Actually, there is no need to open them because fish cannot close their eyes.
He looked at everything in the aquarium curiously, watching the female fish swimming around him.
It was indeed as the short magician said. In his sight, the upper bodies of these female fish had transformed into human forms, and only the lower bodies retained the characteristics of fish. They were definitely mermaids.
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