"Oh, that's what you're talking about." Aesop shook his head and then said, "It doesn't matter. I don't care about money."

Don't care about money...

If someone else said this, everyone would think that this guy was showing off, but it was Aesop who said it, and Aesop had already taken action, so everyone couldn't help but believe it.

But Medori was still a little skeptical. She asked, "If you don't care about money, then what do you care about?"

Aesop did not answer immediately, but slowly raised his hand and made a lifting gesture.

Although there was nothing in his palms, Aesop's expression was so sacred and serious, as if he was holding the whole world in his hands.

Then, Medori heard Aesop's voice: "Oppai."

Medori: “…”

Damn it, should have thought of that a long time ago.

So, should we say that this guy is simple... or simple?

"Also, although I wrote this book alone, it's certainly not just my experiences," Aesop said. "It was my journey with Stank and the others that gave me more insights, which led to the creation of this book. So without you, there would be no book, and naturally, no such amount of money. So this money is shared among all of us, which is quite reasonable."

Aesop's words moved everyone deeply.

Aesop, ah Aesop.

Although you are black-hearted, cheat your father, eat alone, and always stir up trouble, but just for this reason, you are definitely everyone's best brother.

This thought popped up in everyone's mind.

"Ahem, even though you say that, we're all just here by your side. We didn't contribute anything to your writing the book itself." Stank coughed twice and said, "So, we're happy if you want to share the money with us. But there's no need to split it equally. We just need a small amount."

Yes, everyone still has some moral integrity.

However, the total amount of gold coins is really too large. Even if each person only gets a small amount, it is still a huge sum of money.

With this money, everyone suddenly became generous again.

"Alright, to celebrate the huge success of Aesop's erotic book, let's go out and have a blast tonight, and don't leave until we're drunk!" Stank raised his hand high. "I propose that we go to the Wine Fairy's shop tonight. Who's in favor, who's against?!"

384 What are you doing?

"cheers!"

"get high!"

Several wooden barrel cups filled with beer clinked together heavily, and the pale yellow liquid splashed on everyone's smiling face. Then they took back the cups and drank the beer in them.

"Hey, hey, hey, Kelim." Stank noticed Huadian and pointed at Kelim, who hadn't touched a drop of alcohol, and said dissatisfiedly, "You guy, are you pretending to be cool? You don't even want to drink."

"Well, I can't really drink," said Lim.

"Why can't you drink? How can a man say he can't drink!" Stank said disapprovingly, "You're not a minor!"

Kelim puffed his lips, wanting to say something, but said nothing.

But Stank seemed to have guessed something and opened his mouth: "You guy, are you still a minor?"

"Minor?" Jer frowned slightly. "That's impossible. Are there even terms like adult and minor among angels?"

"Why, why is it gone?" said Kelim. "We angels also have childhood and adulthood, and there is wine in heaven. Although it is different from the wine here, I never drink it."

"If you put it that way, then minors really shouldn't drink." Stank stroked his stubbled chin. "But you've already gone to the Nightmare Shop. Is there any taboo about whether you drink or not? You lewd angel, minors shouldn't touch alcohol or sex, so when you come here, you shouldn't touch alcohol, right?"

Hearing what Stank said, Kelim's face immediately turned red. He then stood up suddenly, as if trying to boost his morale, but his words were still stammering: "Is this the Dream Demon Shop I wanted to go to? Isn't it for survival? Isn't it to make money by writing review guides? Obviously, it was you who insisted on dragging me there!"

"Yohoho~" Gan Qiu looked at Kelim with a teasing look on his face, "So now, did we also drag you here?"

But Lim was speechless. He held it in for a long time, then angrily said, "Then I'm leaving!"

Then he floated away, but was stopped by two wine goblins at the entrance.

But he didn't block it with his hands, but with... his breasts!

"Hey~ Angel brother, now that you're here and have paid, why don't you try it?"

"Yeah~ Drinking, bragging, and rubbing breasts, this is the best experience in our store~"

Yes, this is the Wine Fairy House!

The Wine Fairy is a fairy with a body size between that of an elf and a flower fairy. It is a head shorter than a normal human and much taller than a halfling, so naturally it is taller than Kolim.

Thus, surrounded by the impact of the plump meat bombs on both sides, Lim naturally could not escape, so he was "forced" to return to his seat. Then one after another, the wine goblins came out, each holding two glasses of beer, and surrounded Stank and others.

This is the specialty of this nightmare shop.

It is both a tavern and a nightmare shop.

"Ah, business here is really good." Jer chatted while drinking, "It seems like there are a lot more people here than before."

"That's right~" the Wine Fairy nearby said with a grin, "Because we have no competitors. There used to be a Flower Fairy Tavern that was always competing with us for business, but it suddenly closed down a year ago. I don't know why, so now we're the only ones left."

One year ago, at the Flower Demon Tavern...

Everyone's attention immediately shifted to Aesop, who was drinking silently on the side.

The crowd's reaction made the Wine Fairies think they were a little worried, so they smiled and said, "Don't worry, even though our business is booming and there's no competition, our service attitude remains the best. We won't be negligent in the slightest. Hmm... let the service officially begin!"

After the wine fairy finished speaking, she immediately drank the beer in the glass. After the whole glass of beer was gone, a blush quickly appeared on her face.

Under the surprised gazes of the crowd, she giggled foolishly, then stomped her foot on the table in a very heroic manner and pointed at the ceiling: "Happiness comes after getting drunk!"

The Wine Fairy's heroism also infected Stank, Jer and Ganqiu (Bruz went to see his old lover again), and they all raised their glasses and cheered.

"Okay, let's get drunk first!"

"Drink, drink it all!"

It was obvious that this was not the first time for the three of them to come to this store. After a few beers, they quickly became familiar with each other.

This scene made Kelim feel a little at a loss. He followed the others and drank some beer, but then found that... the alcohol seemed to have no effect on him at all. He didn't feel anything even after drinking several glasses.

Ah, it seems that only the wine from heaven can react to me.

Kelim put down his glass helplessly, and then found that Aesop beside him was also staring at the beer in front of him, without touching the glass for a long time.

So he flew to Aesop's side with some curiosity and asked, "Why don't you drink?"

Aesop glanced at Klim and said, "My teacher once warned me that as a magician, I need to keep a clear mind at all times."

"Ah?" Kelimu asked in confusion, "Why is that?"

Aesop shook his head: "I don't know either, so I'm hesitating whether to try it or not."

"If you only drink a little, you won't get drunk."

"I just want to experience the feeling of being drunk." Aesop pointed at Stank and the others who were already going crazy and said, "They look like they are very happy."

"Uh...are you really happy?" Lim had never experienced being drunk before, but he found it quite interesting to see how Stank and Jer looked completely different when they were drunk. "Why don't you give it a try? I'll be watching you."

"Are you looking at me?"

"Yes, your teacher doesn't allow you to drink. He's probably afraid you'll lose your mind after getting drunk," said Lim. "But with someone watching, it shouldn't be a problem. You probably want to experience everything, too."

Aesop thought about it, then nodded: "Indeed."

After making the decision, Aesop began to drink one glass after another. His expression was serious, as if he was completing a serious academic report.

He drank seven or eight glasses of beer in one breath, but his expression did not change at all.

"Um, you're not immune to alcohol like me, are you?" Kelim couldn't help but ask.

Aesop turned his head, glanced at Kelim, and then suddenly said, "Kelim."

"what happened?"

"Get down." Aesop stood up slowly, "I'm going to start."

Kelimu was slightly stunned, a little confused: "What are you going to do?"

"want."

385 It’s strange, why is there divine power on my fingers?

"Ah... I feel dizzy..."

Stank was awakened by a severe headache.

The moment he opened his eyes, he felt like the whole world was upside down.

Then he quickly came to his senses. It wasn't the world that was upside down, it was him. His body was still in bed, but his head was on the floor. The constant headache and the pain in his neck that made him grimace at every movement made Stank realize that he had most likely spent the night in this position.

The sun had come out by now, shining on him through the window. The sunlight was mixed with a hint of coolness from the wind, making Stank realize that he must have been sleeping naked.

If it were an ordinary person, he would probably be surprised and puzzled at this time, but for an old escort like Stank, the current situation is no longer surprising.

As the saying goes, waking up from a different bed every day proves how strong you are.

So Stank climbed onto the bed, then subconsciously looked at his lower body, and then his eyes suddenly widened.

Wait, why did I shrink?!

How did my crescent knife turn into a small wooden toothpick?!

The panicked Stank subconsciously reached for the hilt of his sword.

Then there was a scream: "Ah, who is it! Why are you arresting me?"

It was then that Stank realized that the toothpick was not his, but Gan Qiu's. It was only because he was drunk and his mind was not clear, and their bodies were piled together that he did not see it clearly at first.

Fortunately, it’s Ganqiu’s, not mine.

After understanding this, Stank fell asleep contentedly again. After glancing at Stank, Ganqiu didn't pay too much attention to it. He turned over and faced Stank with his big butt.

There was silence for about a minute.

then……

"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"

The two of them screamed almost at the same time.

"Why the hell are you in my bed?!"

"Why the hell are you sleeping with me!?"

At the same time, they accused each other.

"Isn't this my fucking bed?!"

"This is obviously my bed!"

The two of them wanted to strangle each other to death, but also wanted to kick each other out of their beds.

But they soon realized that this bed was neither theirs nor the other's.

They should... still be in the Dream Shop.

But why, when they woke up, they faced each other instead of the nightmare?

"What the hell happened?!" Stank roared at Ganqiu.

"How the hell should I know!" Gan Qiu roared back unwilling to be outdone.

Then they both realized at the same time what they should do most, so they lowered their heads and reached under their bodies.

After a round of inspection, they both breathed a sigh of relief in unison.

Gan Qiu said: "Fortunately, it has not been developed."

Stank said, "It's okay, there's no shit on the knife."

After another period of silence, the two of them started fighting again.

Gan Qiu cursed: "Asshole! What are you talking about?! What do you think I did to you?!"

Stank also cursed: "How dare you say that to me?! Are you talking about what I will do to you?! Stop joking!"

The fight between the two didn't last too long, not because they suddenly made peace or figured it out, but because they discovered something rather embarrassing.

That is, both of them were naked, practically fighting each other. If the action got too intense, it would lead to the upper part pinching with hands, while the lower part... it would be the most direct clash of scimitars and toothpicks. Although Stank's scimitar could keep Ganqiu's toothpick under pressure, it was just not something to be proud of.

So the two were forced to cease fighting and then forced to calm down.

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