"What on earth happened?" Stank covered his head with his hands. "Why can't I remember anything?"

Gan Qiu was also in pain. After all, in this direct confrontation, being suppressed by Stank made him feel that his dignity had suffered a huge blow. "How the hell should I know? I just remember that we were drinking... Yes, we were drinking at the Wine Fairy's shop last night. As for what happened after that... I don't remember clearly."

Stank was about to say something, but he suddenly caught a glimpse of yellow out of the corner of his eye. He turned his head and found a few pieces of parchment on the bedside table. He subconsciously took them and was surprised to find that these were the evaluation guides they had written.

"We actually wrote the review guide last night while drunk? Am I that dedicated?" Stank muttered.

"Oh? Is there a review guide for me?" Gan Qiu asked immediately.

"Well, it seems there really is some." Stank easily found Ganqiu's share. "Not only yours, but also Jel and Klim's."

"Then come and see what happened!" Gan Qiu came over immediately.

"I know you're anxious, but don't worry. Let me see what I wrote first." Stank opened his own copy and read it out word by word. "This time, we're in a place where you can drink alcohol. The nightmares are drunk, so we're the drunkest too. As a result, we're too drunk to fight properly... Hurry up, hurry up, my sword! I still need you to conquer the world, how can you fall here... So this time's score is 11226786..."

After reading this, Stank and Ganqiu looked at each other in surprise.

"You're completely useless!" Gan Qiu yelled. "You can't even score! You're so useless."

"Asshole, you still dare to say that to me? You must be in a similar situation!" An angry Stank took out Gan Qiu's wine and began to read. "Hehehe, drinking, bragging, drinking, bragging, drinking, bragging, bragging, drinking... Ugh, why does this wine taste weird? It's salty. Ahem, what a wonderful world it is! The nightmares can earn money just by drinking with us, and we can earn money by writing reviews too. Hehe, this really is... why is it so salty? Six out of six, it can't be any higher."

The two looked at each other again.

"What the hell are you drinking!" Stank roared, "How dare you say that to me?!"

"I can't remember, I can't remember at all!" Gan Qiu also shouted, "There must be some misunderstanding here, maybe you framed me!"

"You're not going to admit it now that it's your turn, huh?!"

The two almost started fighting again.

"Forget it, let's just look at Jer's."

The two took out Jer's again and looked at it together, and then they found that Jer's handwriting was also very messy, and it was obvious that he was not very sober when he wrote it.

"The so-called wine fairy is a drunk fairy wearing a hat... Yes, the so-called wine fairy is a drunk fairy, hehehe, fairy... eight points... hehehe."

...This guy seems to be even drunker than them. He can't even speak clearly.

No, I don’t even know where he has gone. I don’t think he is unconscious in a trash can like Bruce before.

Oh, I have to go find him later.

But now, we can no longer rely on the evaluations of the three of them, so we can only rely on the last one, which is Klim's.

Kelim's handwriting was very clear, and it was obvious that he was not drunk last night, but the content he wrote... looked a little weird.

"Today I came to the shop of the Wine Fairy. To be honest, I don't like it very much because earthly alcohol is completely useless to me. I can't get drunk, so I can't experience the pleasure of being drunk. But how should I put it? I'm glad I didn't get drunk because this shop is really dark. Everyone is drunk, and only the proprietress is sober. The proprietress will keep a keen eye on every customer, and when they get drunk, she will rush over and charge them extra service fees, such as breast fees and lap pillow fees, so the money is spent. Although I tried my best to pull Stank and the others together, unfortunately, they don't care about it when they are drunk."

The money is gone?!

Stank and Ganqiu turned their heads sharply and found that their wallets, which were bulging last night, were now completely shrunken.

"Damn it, this is a shady shop!"

Gan Qiu gritted his teeth and rolled up his sleeves: "I'm going to settle accounts with them!"

"Wait." Stank stopped Gan Qiu and said with a strange expression, "Let's finish reading the rest of this."

"What's behind this?"

"You'll know when you come and see."

Since Stank said so, Gan Qiu had to suppress his inner anger temporarily and came closer to take a look.

It was written below Klim.

"Until... the boss lady took the money from Aesop. Aesop was very quiet after drinking. Although he would occasionally say some strange things, he was generally normal. I didn't pay attention to him at first because I had to take care of Jer. When the incident happened... it was too late. Aesop had already..."

The following words were very messy and blurry. They tried hard to see, but could only barely make out the words "XXX's hand". They had no idea what had happened, but based on the previous description, it was easy to think that something bad had happened.

Could it be that Aesop... has lost control?

The two continued to read, and there was one last line of words.

"It's over, it's over. Aesop has become addicted to killing and has even set his sights on me. I can't stay here any longer, or I'll definitely get hjiokdsahjoidashk..."

Stank and Ganqiu looked at each other again. This time they did not quarrel, but saw fear in each other's eyes.

"It's over, it's over. We almost forgot how powerful Aesop is." Stank muttered, "When we get drunk, we just act crazy, but when Aesop gets drunk, that's..."

Gan Qiu swallowed the saliva stuck in his throat and said in a trembling voice: "Aesop wouldn't have destroyed this store... Oh no, he wouldn't have destroyed this town!?"

Neither of them dared to think about it too much.

"Hurry out and check the situation!"

The two of them quickly put on their clothes and walked out of the room.

As soon as they opened the door of the room, they found that outside was the hall where they had been drinking last night.

Then, they saw a scene that they would never forget.

Dozens of drunken goblins were lying all over the ground, and the entire floor was covered with a layer of sticky liquid, and no one knew whether it was wine or something else.

Aesop, sitting in the middle of the hall, seemed to have just woken up. He was staring at his fingers in a daze. When he heard the sound, he raised his head and looked at Stank and Ganqiu, then said "Oh", "You are awake."

The two of them didn't speak, but slowly moved their eyes downwards.

They saw that the person sitting under Aesop was not a chair, but... the proprietress of the tavern.

Stank was completely stunned: "You, you, you killed them all!"

"Killed? Of course not." Aesop shook his head, "They just fainted."

Gan Qiu hurriedly checked the wine fairies under his feet and found that it was just as Aesop said. These wine fairies had just fainted, and judging from the symptoms, it seemed that they had fainted due to exhaustion.

"What on earth did you do?!" Gan Qiu asked in horror.

"I don't know either." Aesop frowned and said, "It was like this when I woke up. Oh, and..."

He showed his fingers to Stank and Gancho.

"My fingers are wrinkled, as if they've been soaked in water all night," Aesop asked. "Do you have any ideas?"

Stank and Ganqiu shook their heads subconsciously.

"What's even stranger is..." Aesop said in confusion, "I can also feel a very powerful...divine power contained in my fingers. Where does this come from?"

You better rub it, otherwise I won't feel at ease.

"Holy power...what the hell is that?"

Stank and Ganqiu stared at Aesop's fingers, but couldn't figure out what was going on.

"To be precise, it's the power of the divine attribute," Aesop said, "just like the fire attribute, the water attribute..."

"Of course we know this." Stank waved his hand and said, "I'm asking how your fingers can have divine power?"

"I don't know either," Aesop replied, "but I'll have it after I wake up."

Gan Qiu's mouth twitched slightly: "Don't you know what you did last night?"

Aesop shook his head and said, "I can't remember anything."

Stank and Ganqiu looked at each other. Although they had guessed what happened last night, they didn't know whether they should tell Aesop.

So where did Klim and Jer go?

Aesop didn't seem to care about Kolim and Jel. He was still concerned about his fingers that possessed divine power.

"What's the use of this divine power?" Stank asked.

Aesop thought for a moment and said, "It glows at night."

Night, will it glow at night?

Stank and Ganqiu thought about it. In that dark night where you couldn't see your fingers, Aesop stretched out his fingers and made a "yeah" gesture. The fingers emitted a strange light in the darkness... This was too thin and strange.

"There is another very strange thing." Aesop said.

"whats the matter?"

"I gave all my money to Manager Zita for safekeeping yesterday," Aesop said, "and only took a little with me. But when I woke up, I found..."

As he spoke, he undid his clothes, allowing Stank and Ganqiu to see the five magical conch shells hanging from his waist and three bulging money bags.

"When I woke up, I found that I had more money," Aesop replied.

Stank and Ganqiu were stunned for a moment.

"What's going on?" Stank asked.

Gan Qiu also asked: "Did you get drunk last night and turn into a robber and steal all the money from these nightmares?"

"I don't know. I have no memory at all." Aesop recalled briefly, but still shook his head, indicating that he really couldn't remember. Then he looked down at the proprietress lying on the ground, squatted down, pinched the proprietress's philtrum, and woke her up from her hangover.

When the drunken fairy proprietress saw Aesop after waking up, her pretty face turned pale again, and she cried, "Why are you still here? Why don't you leave?! I clearly returned all the money to you, please stop playing with me, please, or I'm going to break it!"

Stank and Ganqiu: "..."

Fuck, is this even possible?

They were fooled by the wine goblins in this tavern and had no money left, but Aesop fooled these wine goblins back?!

What kind of genius is this?!

For the first time in history, Stank and Ganqiu also felt the gap between themselves and Aesop in this regard.

Oh, it was the first time for Stank, but not for Ganqiu.

The drunken proprietress was obviously not very sober yet. She muttered a few words and fell asleep again.

There was no other way, so they could only leave first.

However, Stank and Ganqiu looked at the bulging little purses on Aesop's waist and wanted to ask Aesop to return them.

But, how should I put it…

If you ask for it, you can definitely get the money back, but won’t what happened last night be exposed?

That's too embarrassing!

So, in the choice between dignity and money, Stank and Ganqiu made their choice silently - dignity, after all, it is dignity in that aspect, which cannot be discarded casually and easily.

However, just as they took a step out of the Wine Fairy's tavern, they heard a loud "bang" behind them. They turned around and found that the door of the tavern had been closed tightly.

They even put up a sign saying "Temporarily Closed".

...It seems that the boss lady was pretending to be asleep just now.

Stank and Ganqiu were speechless, and couldn't help thinking that it had been a year since Aesop's arrival. Some things seemed to have changed, but also seemed to have remained the same.

When they returned to the food and wine pavilion, they found that Jer was already waiting there. He didn't seem to be in a good condition and was drinking sobering tea. The store manager Zita was with him. He only looked up when he heard the sound of the door opening.

"Oh, you're finally back." Jer said, "I thought you were going to sleep longer."

Zita also smiled and said, "Looks like you had a good time."

"Hey, hey, hey, Jer, when did you come back?" Gan Qiu said angrily, "You came back alone and left the brothers to suffer, right?"

"Please don't accuse me wrongly, okay?" Jer said angrily, "When I woke up, I was already in the food and wine pavilion. If you don't believe me, ask Zita."

"That's true." Zita nodded and said, "Jer was also unconscious when he came back. If it weren't for Kolim, he definitely wouldn't have been able to come back alone."

Was it Kolim who brought Jer back?

Stank and Ganqiu were a little surprised.

"Why did Kolim only bring Jer and not me and Stank?" Ganqiu said with some dissatisfaction, "How can you treat them differently?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you guys are overestimating Klim," Zita said unhappily. "How heavy are three grown men, and they're drunk, anyway? Expecting Klim to bring you back all by himself is a bit too much, isn't it?"

"Lock up a man? Which man?" Gan Qiu said in an uneducated voice, "Why force a man to be locked up?"

Stank looked around and said, "What about Klim? Isn't that guy drunk? I remember he drank quite a lot last night."

"Hey, what's wrong with you? Have you forgotten what Klim said in the review that the alcohol here has no effect on him?"

"Hiss... I really forgot."

After listening to the conversation between Stank and Ganchu, Zita frowned slightly: "What? You said that Klim is not drunk?"

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