When they were leaving, they found that they were no longer in a factory, but a building under renovation, with a large sign on the floor - XX Dream Demon Store.

"Hmm?" Stank said in surprise, "Are nightmares legal again in this timeline?"

"Does that mean the pornography ban has been lifted?"

In fact, you can tell from the clothes worn by pedestrians on the street.

During the period of the ban on pornography, everyone was abstinent, so every pedestrian dressed very conservatively, for fear of showing excess skin, and wanted to wrap themselves up tightly.

But now, everyone's dress is much more normal.

Just like the travelers and nightmares in the nightmare town.

Both sides of the street are filled with nightmare shops.

"The porn ban has really been lifted," Kent muttered. "So this is a normal future?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a sharp and rapid whistle sounded.

Everyone turned around and saw a woman with a ponytail and an angry face running towards them in a hurry with a whistle in her mouth.

When she stood in front of them, she raised her hand and pointed at everyone: "I am the Inspector of Happiness! Are you guys feeling unhappy today?!"

If 458 doesn’t want to be happy, I will help you be happy!

...Happy Inspector?

Everyone looked at each other.

What the hell is this?

Is he similar to the sheriff in the previous timeline?

However, judging from her next words, she doesn't seem to be the sheriff from the previous timeline. In fact, it seems to be the opposite.

"You said... sese?" Stank thought he had misheard and confirmed it again, "Are you Inspector Sese?"

"I'm the Inspector of Happiness," the woman said somewhat dissatisfiedly, "not the Inspector of Bitterness, don't get me wrong."

"Oh, okay." Stank nodded and asked, "So you're here to supervise something?"

"I'm here to check if you have any problems."

"Bang...isn't this Inspector Sese?!"

"It's our job to monitor the Sese, but our official title is Happy Inspector!"

The woman solemnly took out an ID card from her pocket, which showed her occupation and name.

Happy Inspector——Anna.

There are even official documents...

Everyone understood.

If this woman named Anna is not here to make people laugh, then this so-called Happy Inspector is a unique product of this timeline, just like the sheriff in the previous timeline.

So this isn't a normal world either?

Everyone felt helpless.

"You guys, I can already feel it." Anna said as she collected the signs, "You haven't had sex in a long time!"

"You can even feel this?!"

"Of course, I've already told you I'm a professional!" Anna raised her head with some pride. "I've dealt with countless perverts in my hands!"

...What the hell is a non-pervert? !

They were yellow elements before, but now they are non-yellow elements?

Gan Qiu asked cautiously, "What does it mean to be a non-sexual? Is that illegal?"

Anna widened her eyes and looked shocked: "What are you talking about!"

Seeing Anna's reaction, Gan Qiu immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "I told you, how could it be possible that she is not lustful..."

"How could it not be illegal? You can even ask such a basic question. How did it grow so big?"

Gan Qiu: “…”

Shit, it's really illegal!

In the previous timeline, being naughty was against the law, but in this timeline, not being naughty is against the law?!

What kind of bad taste does the Lord of Storms and Time have to like creating such a world so much!

Everyone was speechless and wanted to complain, but they didn't know where to start.

At this time, Aesop came out and asked, "Are there any specific rules?"

"Huh? Are you serious?" Anna turned around and looked at Aesop suspiciously. "Where on earth are you from? How come you don't even know such basic things?"

Seeing that Anna was suspicious, everyone was thinking about what excuse to use to cover it up, but then they saw Anna start to explain nonchalantly.

"Hey, it seems like you guys are from the countryside. If you don't even know this, then you're really biased."

Well, this guy made up his own mind.

"Then let me introduce you. If you want to live in this holy city, you must abide by the rules here."

Holy city?

"The rules here are..." Anna suddenly opened her arms, as if wanting to hug something, and then said in a very heroic tone, "Sex is everything! People who live here are born to sex, make money to sex, eat to have the strength to sex, and sleep to conserve energy to continue sex. Sex is the sky, sex is the earth, sex is... Patrick!"

After hearing the last three words, everyone turned their heads and looked at Aesop, who had an innocent face.

It turns out it has something to do with you, bastard!

"Um...why does it have to be astringent?" Jer asked again.

In the previous timeline, although the porn ban was outrageous, it still seemed to be explainable based on the reasons. So Jer wanted to see what the reason was for it to be so astringent.

"Why do you have to be so bitter?" Anna looked at Jer in surprise. "Isn't being bitter happy?"

"Of course I'm happy." As a bodyguard, Jer can't betray his soul.

"If that's the case, then why?" Anna said, "Although I can tell you many reasons, such as love can bring world peace. If everyone pursues love, there will be no war. In a world where everyone can love, they will feel satisfied and there will be no comparisons. In order to love better, everyone will work hard to make money, so the economy will develop. In order to love more powerfully, everyone will also work hard to exercise, so that physical fitness will be improved..."

Anna's explanation left everyone stunned.

Why does it feel like...it doesn't seem to make sense at first, but when you think about it carefully, it seems to make some sense.

"There are various reasons, but the bottom line is that Sese is happy and brings hope to others!" Anna raised her hand, pointed at everyone present, and said, "So Sese City is... the City of Hope!"

"Pa pa pa pa".

Except for Aesop, almost everyone started applauding Anna.

Although they don't know what the world in this timeline has become like, they still agree with Anna's statement that "bitterness is hope."

"Ahem, so are there any regulations on the duration and frequency of astringency?" Bruce asked.

"Of course!" Anna raised a finger. "The most conservative rule is... once a day!"

once a day?

At first glance, it doesn't seem like a particularly difficult requirement, but if you think about it carefully, even Stank and the others don't seem to be able to achieve this frequency.

Let's not talk about the body for now, the most important issue is...

"How can I have so much money to go to the Dream Demon Shop?" Stank said, "Will you pay?"

Anna frowned slightly: "You have money to eat, how come you don't have money to go to the Dream Demon Shop?"

Everyone was slightly stunned.

Can eating and visiting a nightmare shop be compared?

They subconsciously looked around and saw the price tags on the various nightmare shops, and were surprised to find that... they were actually almost the same price as meals.

So cheap!

What kind of paradise is this!

At this time Aesop asked again: "What if it cannot be completed?"

"Failed to complete it?" Anna rolled up her sleeves. "Then it's up to us inspectors to take action."

"If you don't want to be happy..."

"We'll help you be happy!"

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Four hundred fifty-nine swords were forged in the image of Aesop

"Help, help us be happy?" Some less serious thoughts immediately emerged in everyone's minds, but they were not sure whether what Anna said was serious. After all, this guy was more or less an official. If they accidentally molested him because of some less serious thoughts, they would probably be treated like wanted criminals again in the previous timeline. So several people asked cautiously, "How do you make us happy?"

Hearing several people asking this, a look of pity immediately appeared on Anna's face.

Yes, mercy.

It's like an expression that says, "It's so pitiful that these guys from the country don't even know this kind of happiness."

"It's hard to explain it with words, at least not with words." Anna looked around and said, "It wouldn't look good in public, so just follow me."

"I'll go with you?" Stank, who had been hunted by the sheriffs in the previous timeline, was still very cautious. "Why should I go with you?"

"Don't you want to come with me?"

"Yeah, you can't even speak clearly, why should I follow you."

"Why can't I even speak clearly... Oh, forget it." Anna waved her hand, and then suddenly lifted her skirt, revealing a pair of slender thighs wrapped in black stockings. "Then if I say that I'm wearing garters, would you be willing..."

Everyone stood up instantly.

"Yes, yes, of course."

"Let's go, we can't wait any longer."

"Yes, yes, let's go and see it for ourselves."

Everyone suddenly became impatient.

Anna seemed to have anticipated this. She sneered and waved her hand for everyone to follow.

As they followed Anna, everyone started whispering again.

"Hey, hey, hey, is what this girl saying what I understand?" Gan Qiu said in a low voice, "She wants to... help us get rid of Sese, right? I can't be the only one who understands it this way, right?"

"That shouldn't be the case. She's made it so clear," Stank said. "And she's an official. It's unlikely to be a honey trap, right? What kind of honey trap would happen right on the street?"

"Times are changing, and perhaps even honey traps have evolved to a more advanced level, where they're thrown right in the face right from the start... But I'm more inclined to believe what she said is true," Jer said. "A world where everyone has to be bitter, a world where everyone must be bitter. That's totally our utopia... But does that real world really exist? I think we still have to see it for ourselves."

Jer said what everyone was thinking.

Yes, will this world really become such a beautiful world?

Everyone has a certain level of shyness, and everyone can be shy. People who are not shy will be dragged away and punished for being shy. If this really existed, it would be a true fantasy.

But if there is no such thing, and it is just a trap set by this guy named Anna, then they are not afraid. They have seen a lot of storms and waves. Why would they be afraid of a honey trap?

So, everyone followed Anna, and after many twists and turns, they finally arrived at a huge nightmare shop with bright lights.

As soon as they entered the Nightmare Shop, they were deeply shocked.

Because as soon as they entered the store, they saw a huge statue.

And this statue is clearly...

Several people turned their heads and looked at Aesop, who had been silent for a long time.

Yes, this is clearly a statue of Aesop!

But it was not the statue of Aesop on the Dream Tower, but a new, smaller, but more exquisite statue.

Seeing that everyone seemed a little dazed, Anna couldn't help but smile, just like the smile of incomparable superiority that city people would show to country people: "Why, haven't you even seen the great Patrick Star?"

The great...Patrick?

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