"The world today has become what it is today, where everyone can and needs to be pampered, all thanks to the great King of Darts, who conquered all the nightmares in the world... my Lord Patrick!" Anna looked at Aesop's statue with great reverence, and then said, "Back then, my Lord, that was... hiss?"
Halfway through her speech, she suddenly felt something was wrong.
"My Lord's statue, why do I suddenly feel that it looks familiar..." She frowned tightly, and then as if she suddenly remembered something, she turned her head and looked at Aesop.
Aesop was also looking at her.
Anna opened her mouth and was stunned for a long time before she uttered "Fuck": "How come you look so much like my Lord?"
Because I am alone!
In fact, everyone really wants to interview Aesop here. What kind of feeling would he have when he saw his image made into a statue by later generations and began to worship it as a belief?
And it was in the Dream Demon Shop.
Should I be proud of this, or should I feel weird?
Everyone was very curious, but they also knew that now was not the time to ask this question. If Anna heard this question, wouldn't she know Aesop's true identity?
Aesop's identity cannot be revealed, and the identities of these time travelers are also not easy to reveal.
Fortunately, there is still some difference between Aesop's statue and Aesop himself.
After all, even if a statue is a replica of the original, it's difficult to create an exact replica. Furthermore, statues don't change, but people do. Everyone could clearly sense that the statue before them wasn't carved based on Aesop's image as it exists today. Instead, it was likely carved decades later, when Aesop was more mature, with a beard already growing.
"Ahem, they just look a bit like each other." Stank hurriedly tried to smooth things over for Aesop. "This guy was born on a stormy night. He must be the great Patrick..."
"Alright, alright, no need to explain so much." Anna suddenly seemed to understand something, raised her hand to stop Stank, and then said with a smile, "I understand, you must be a loyal admirer of our Lord Patrick, so you used magic to transform yourself into our Lord Patrick's image, right?"
"...Huh?!" Everyone was stunned. "Is this even possible?"
"Of course, there are countless people who want to look like our star Patrick Star, but it's rare to see someone as extreme as you who directly changes their face."
Stank felt something was amiss. "What do you mean by extreme cosmetic surgery? What about something less extreme?"
"The least extreme option is to forge the sword into the shape of our Lord Patrick." Anna said, "Why, do you want to try it too?"
460 is clear and transparent
Turn the sword into... the shape of Patrick?
What the hell is this?
Seeing everyone's confused expressions, Anna asked in confusion, "Why do you look so surprised? Have you never heard of this?"
"Of course... no more!" Stank finally let out a breath he'd been choking on. "What the hell is this about casting a sword into... ahem, into the shape of Patrick?! Don't you think this is weird?"
"Weird? Why is it weird?" Anna said with some displeasure, "Don't talk nonsense. Forging a sword into the shape of our Lord Patrick is something that countless people aspire to do."
"...Why is that?" Stank expressed his complete confusion. "What's the point of pursuing something like this?"
"Tsk, the way you say that makes me almost doubt whether you are a believer of my Lord." Anna directly questioned Stank.
Stank subconsciously wanted to say "I don't want to be a believer like that", but with the hint from Jair's eyes, he realized that in the future of this timeline, most people would probably be believers of Aesop, just like they were mostly believers of the goddess in the past, so if they showed disdain for Aesop... then the end would most likely be the same as in the previous timeline.
So Stank could only say helplessly, "Of course I'm a believer in Patrick, but... ahem, I'm from the countryside, and I didn't know that you city people have such, such... extraordinary things."
After thinking for a long time, Stank could only be described as extraordinary.
“It’s just basic operation.”
"Is this just basic operation?" Stank said, "But I really don't understand."
"Why can't you understand? You know, our Lord Patrick conquered nightmares all over the world." Anna shook her finger and said, "Isn't it because of his extraordinary sword?"
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone couldn't help but turn their heads and look at Aesop's... lower half.
"Is it really just that sword?" Stank said with a strange expression. "Is it possible that there's something else going on? For example, his unparalleled...magic power?"
"Of course magic is important. Patrick is the most powerful stellar arcanist, we all know that." Anna acted as if she knew everything about Aesop. "But since ancient times, there have always been powerful magicians, even arcanists. But only our Lord Patrick can accomplish such great feats. Is it just relying on magic? Magic can only conquer a person's body, but a sword can conquer a person's soul."
...That damn thing can conquer a person's heart. Do you think it's Colim?
Only a length of Klim could conquer a person's heart, but it was done physically, by directly piercing through it.
"What's with that expression?" Anna said somewhat dissatisfiedly, looking at Stank's rather strange expression. "Are you still dismissive of our Lord? Can't you think about it? Why is it that everyone has a sword, but only our Lord's sword can conquer the world? Obviously, your swords are not good enough."
Hearing Anna say this, everyone present felt a little unhappy.
If you say that their magic power and combat effectiveness are not as good as Aesop's, then there is no problem, because they are not as good to begin with, and there is nothing to deny.
But if you say their swords are not as good as Aesop's... then sorry, draw your swords!
If you don't let a little girl see it for yourself, you won't know that there are things in this world that are worthy of your respect!
...They had originally wanted to do this, but letting loose in public was still a little hard to accept. Plus, Anna's identity was indeed somewhat special, so they reluctantly endured it.
I thought I would let her know how beautiful it was when we were alone.
"So you don't want to give it a try?" Anna said to the crowd, "Magic is very advanced nowadays. It only takes a few minutes to turn your sword into a legend."
God damn it made the sword legendary, it was like enchanting a real sword.
So when it came to Anna's proposal, everyone shook their heads and rejected it without a second thought.
"Well, since you both don't want to, forget it." Anna shrugged and said, "Then let's get down to business."
Are we finally getting down to business?
Everyone couldn't help but stand up straight.
Come to think of it, it had been a long time since they had properly visited the Dream Shop.
In the previous timeline, they were banned from pornography, and even with a group of nightmares around them, they were still reluctant to touch them. And before the time travel, they were tricked by Aesop into the territory of the Fenrir clan. That was really... unbearable to recall. So now, finally arriving at a proper nightmare shop again, looking at the various nightmares winking at them, everyone felt that they were back, they were all back.
We’ll talk about going back to the past later.
Now let’s just enjoy ourselves first!
Everyone immediately became eager to try it out.
But to be on the safe side, Gan Qiu still asked one more question: "Are you sure you won't let us pay for this?"
It wasn't that they really wanted to get away with it for free. After all, they had been escorts for so many years that paying for things was already a habit. But when they traveled through time, they didn't even have any clothes, they were naked, and there was no way they had any money. Even the six of them couldn't even scrape together a single gold coin. In this situation, what else could they do except become a freeloader?
After hearing Gan Qiu's words, Anna frowned unhappily. "Are you questioning my identity as the Happiness Inspector? And why do we need something as vulgar as money to be happy? Isn't it good to live in a world where everyone is happy?"
Just one sentence made everyone's eyes fill with tears.
Yes, a world where you can enjoy yourself happily without spending any money is a world you have always dreamed of.
When watching Anna call the other nightmares over for them to choose, everyone was already thinking in their hearts whether they should just stay in the future and not go back.
After all, their previous life was just eating, sleeping, making money and looking for nightmares.
When they come here, they can skip the most painful thing of making money and focus directly on the three-point work of eating, sleeping and looking for nightmares.
That's true, just thinking about it...
"Oh, right." Anna suddenly seemed to have thought of something, turned her head and looked at everyone, and said, "Although it's free, there are indeed quotas. You must meet the quota tonight."
"Indicators?" Everyone was slightly stunned. "What indicators?"
"Hmm...wait a minute." Anna searched somewhere and took out a glass of white milk. "If this is your current state, then tomorrow morning..."
She took out another glass of clear boiled water.
“…You need to reach this level.”
Four six one ah ~ Aesop ~
Looking at the two "drinks" of different colors in Anna's hands, they were stunned for a while before they finally understood what it meant.
Then his face turned pale in an instant.
"That thing can turn white?!" Stank was shocked. "I'm not very knowledgeable, don't lie to me!"
"Actually, yes." Bruce's expression was extremely ugly. "I've had such an experience before, and it was back in... Damn it, I don't want to recall it."
Although Bruce did not give the specific experience, everyone knew that he was referring to what happened a year ago when he faced sixteen low-level nightmares at the same time.
That time, Bruce was picked up from a trash can by the crowd, leaving him with severe psychological and physical trauma. If it weren't for the support of Aesop and countless brothers in Dream Town, Bruce would have said goodbye to his identity as a bodyguard and become a man even more miserable than Ganqiu.
At this time, Gan Qiu frowned and whispered, "Why do I feel like someone is saying bad things about me behind my back..."
Everyone ignored him and just looked at Anna. Stank asked, "Isn't this too much?"
"Excessive? How is that excessive?" Anna raised an eyebrow and said, "Everyone has gone through this, why can't you? Or do you not want to fully release your desires and obtain as much pleasure as possible?"
"...It's fine to be as happy as possible, but there's no need to go to this extent!" Jer couldn't help but say, "Becoming this clear and transparent is too harmful to your body, isn't it?"
"This isn't just harmful to the body." Bruce offered his opinion again. He looked at the boiled water in Anna's hand with fear, licked his lips, and said in a trembling voice, "This is absolutely fatal! We really want to be happy, but we don't want to risk our lives!"
"Yeah, yeah, people just talk about things like escorting people to their death, no one really wants to do it!"
Listening to the complaints of several people, Anna's expression gradually became strange. "Threat to body and life? What are you talking about? Isn't it a thing of the last century to injure the body with Tata?"
"……what?"
Anna sighed, and then said leisurely, "You guys really are from the countryside. You don't even know this kind of thing. My Lord Patrick solved the two problems of Tata Kai's body injuries and the weak period between Tata Kai a hundred years ago. Under the protection of my Lord Patrick, the bodies of men and women are now exactly the same. Both have extremely strong recovery capabilities and extremely short weak periods. As long as you have enough strength, you can Tata Kai non-stop, forever Tata Kai, becoming a true perpetual motion machine!"
...There's actually such a thing!?
Everyone was shocked, and then subconsciously turned their heads to look at Aesop, their eyes seemed to say... "You have this kind of ability?! Why didn't you use it earlier?!"
Aesop was also surprised, and then he stroked his chin slightly and began to think about something.
"So, the idea that Tata Motors can harm your health is already a thing of the past!" Anna raised her hand, pointed at everyone present, and said, "It seems like none of you have experienced the new era of Tata Motors! How can a life like this be complete? So stop worrying and start tonight by becoming a true, eternal war machine!"
Damn, why does it feel like it suddenly caught fire?
Everyone looked at each other.
They had never imagined that in this future timeline, the relationship between the escort and the nightmare had developed to such an extent! ?
"So..." Bruce suddenly thought of something, "If men weren't restricted, then fighting multiple men at once would be possible?"
"Of course!" Anna raised the corner of her mouth slightly. "As long as your attack speed is fast enough, you can definitely challenge multiple nightmares at the same time... In the past, only a very small number of escorts could do this, but now, every escort can enjoy this privilege."
After hearing what Anna said, Bruce became eager to try again.
Although he nearly lost his life the first time he challenged sixteen low-level nightmares at the same time, he defeated them the second time with the help of Aesop and the bodyguards. He has never forgotten the pleasure and sense of accomplishment he felt at that time, and has always wanted to replicate it.
And now, the opportunity is right in front of him, and Bruce must think about whether this will be his only chance in this life... After all, if he goes back to the past, such an opportunity will never come again.
In this case, there is only one answer.
"Come on!" Bruce began to rub his hands, "I'm ready!"
Looking at Bruce's determined eyes, the others couldn't make up their minds so easily.
Until Anna frowned slightly and said, "You don't even want to do this, aren't you good at that?"
With just one sentence, all the people who were still wavering made a decision at the same time.
Since they've already said so, how could they possibly refuse? !
"Come on, come on! Whoever is a coward is a grandson!" Stank rolled up his sleeves.
"Let's be honest. Since we've broken through our physiological limitations, there's nothing to fear." Jer nodded slightly. "It's time to show the nightmares what cruelty truly means."
Gan Qiu was also eager to try: "Unlimited bullets, right? Then wouldn't a fast attack speed be an advantage? Hehehehehe... Anyway, why are you looking at me like that?"
Kent asked Anna, "You haven't told us how to get through the weak period yet. Do we need to take any medicine or use any runes?"
Anna waved her hand and said, "Why is it so troublesome? Raphael has long been a city blessed by our Lord Patrick. The glory of our Lord is everywhere here. You only need to pray to our Lord and you will gain strength."
It sounds like the silver pattern that Kent taught Aesop.
Everyone originally thought it was that, but Kent was still a little puzzled. After all, the silver pattern he taught Aesop did not have the effect of forcibly ending the weak period.
So he asked Anna again: "Is it a silver streak?"
"Silver streaks? Of course not. We haven't used such low-level things for a long time." Anna shook her head and said, "I've already said it. It's the glory of my Lord. You just need to pray to Him, and the prayer ceremony is very simple."
"Very simple?"
"Yes." Anna raised a finger and said, "As long as you keep shouting the name of our Lord while the Tata is running, it will be fine. Note that it is the real name."
"……What?"
"Don't you understand? Then let me show you how to do it."
Anna cleared her throat and then shouted in an extremely charming tone.
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