I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

I'm not Doraemon, just a salesman. Author: Life Taker

Summary:

Are you overwhelmed by life?Or do you want to kill everyone who makes you unhappy?

Do you want to change the world?Or do you want to be the one who destroys the world?Or do you want an exciting adventure with the protagonist in another world?

Yes, everything is OK!With my help, anything is possible!

Devil's Passport?Any door?Lie 800?Wortaum Reality Perimeter?Yes, we have it all and even more exciting stuff!

I hereby promise that I will never interfere with your use of any given props!I just need to watch your performance and share your joy through live broadcast and other methods.

I will be your best friend and the best first-party seller!I promise again that the things I give you may not necessarily directly solve your problems, but they will definitely make you no longer ordinary.

What?No, no, no, I am not your 22nd century child care robot, I am just a humble salesman pursuing charity.

Come on, please sign this contract.

1. Sign the contract and become a worker!

The smell of bad wine, throat-cutting and pungent

After drinking these bulk liquors one by one, I can't taste any of the so-called aroma and deliciousness of the wine, only the spicy taste after blending with alcohol, or some indescribable odor.But in the end, there was only a false burning and warmth as it rolled down the back of the stomach.

Wu Nian poured the wine into his mouth one cup after another. He sat by the garbage dump on the corner of the street without saying a word, staring straight at the dark factory in front of him amidst the rancid smell.

His eyes were red and bloodshot. The influence of alcohol made his eyes appear swollen and the whites of his eyes were bloodshot.His face was twisted into an angry expression, his lips were pursed tightly, his muscles were tense, and he said nothing.

He has a job here, a menial job.

In this bustling city, he works twelve hours a day and can only take half a day off a week. However, the salary he can get is only a measly 3500 yuan.

Is it incredible?But this is the fact. It is hard for you to imagine that in a city like this where sleeping in a coffin costs 3500 a month, his salary is only [-].

But there is no way, who made this place the Pan-Asian Alliance?On this aquamarine star, there is a giant federation of countries that unites an area of ​​more than 2000 square kilometers. It is a federation that accommodates people of several skin colors and is not a country.An inclusive collective of 20 billion people.

The integrated nation has brought too many entrances. The dense cities are squeezing the young people in the countryside and entering the machine called city to serve as the lubricant for this huge group.

He was born in the countryside and grew up with his sister in a single-parent family with only his mother.After graduating from college, I came to this city with an unrealistic dream of getting rich, but I was crushed and crushed by the prosperity here. I was oppressed by the ubiquitous injustice and cold rules, just like a stone being washed away by running water. generally.

Stones are hard, stones are stubborn, stones are everywhere, but they are worthless things even in the eyes of those who need them.

Wu Nian knew that he could not return to his hometown.

As he looked at the tall factory, he remembered the movie he once watched with his co-workers. He even remembered the name of that movie, but he only knew it was a sentence from a prison movie——

The high wall in the prison is really interesting. At the beginning, you hate it, but when you slowly rely on it to survive, you can't leave it.

This is institutionalization.

The factory was his prison, and everything in this city made this young man with hope gradually become a prisoner who had to rely on him to survive.

He can leave the factory at any time, but what happens after that?He can't go back to his hometown, he can't face his parents who supported him in the big city, he can't raise his head to face them, and he can't face himself who didn't work hard in the past——

However, even if I really worked hard at that time and got into a better and more expensive undergraduate degree, would my future... change at all?

Perhaps he will still linger in this prison that does not restrict freedom, not daring to love or hate, and will eventually be assimilated by it.

Wu Nian didn't speak. He raised his head with red eyes and drank the wine in one gulp. He picked up the knife beside him and held it tightly!

He wants to seek final justice for himself.

Wu Nian looked at the shadow caught by the bright white blade, and showed a habitual and humble smile to the haggard and pale man. He tried hard to change his expression and become fierce, but no matter what he did, it seemed artificial.

He had almost forgotten what it was like to be ruthless.

He was going to find someone, an intermediary who introduced him to work. He didn't know until not long ago that this intermediary deducted a large amount of his salary every month.

The money he earns from working hard every day is actually not as much as this gangster earns from just talking. In fact, he has been working for him for nothing in the past six months.He teamed up with that damn supervisor and directly deducted the extra portion of the salary taken by the agency from his salary in a 'reasonable' manner without his consent.

Is this a big deal?No, the same or even more outrageous things happen every moment in these prisons of tens of millions of people.

Even for Wu Nian, this is not a big deal. He has encountered such things in his working experience in the past few years.

But this time, he was no longer willing to compromise.

Let this be the last straw that breaks this humble camel's back. He must resist for his own benefit!And if you don’t get the result——

A look of despair and cruelty finally appeared on his pale face.

Then let everything that makes you humble die! ! !

Wu Nian climbed up with difficulty, but just as he was staggering about to return to his dormitory, a figure bumped into him.

"Sorry sorry."

The person who collided with Wu Nian apologized profusely. He was wearing a dark windbreaker, a funny top hat, and a silver-white mask on his face.

This kind of dressing up made Wu Nian look stunned - is this a COSPLAY?But late at night, in the middle of nowhere?

Wu Nian shook his head, not caring about anything but just staggeringly wanting to go back.However, at this moment, this weird guy grabbed his arm and laughed weirdly at him.

"Don't leave in a hurry, sir. You see, I am an insignificant product salesman. We value your talent, sir, and hope you can sign a contract with us."

"I'm not buying anything!"

Wu Nian threw away his hand impatiently, not wanting to deal with this insane lunatic. However, no matter how hard he tried, the hand grabbed him like an iron pliers.

"No, no, no, we don't need any money. You just need to sign your name on the contract."

The man maintained an expectant and playful smile, handed over a white contract paper, and said softly

"We will not charge you a penny. In fact, this contract will not impose any penalties on you, including breach of contract. You can view it as a questionnaire."

Holding on to his hazy and drunken body, Wu Nianqiang, who instinctively did not dare to cause trouble, looked at the contract with energy.

Most of what was written above was about 'arrears of wages', 'compensated leave', 'violation of labor laws', 'black agencies', etc., which made his blood pressure rise.

"Fuck, fuck!"

Wu Nian's eyes were red, and his emotions were obviously aroused. He roared and turned to the next page, and this page contained the specific content of the contract.

He opened his sleepy eyes and determined several of them.

1. Party A is obliged to provide props for Party B’s use as soon as the contract is established.

2. Party B will automatically obtain ownership of the props after obtaining them, and they may not be taken away by Party A or even a third party unless they voluntarily transfer them.

3. After Party B obtains the props, Party B will fully have the right to use them, but Party A has the right to live broadcast and rebroadcast the process of Party B's use of the props. Party B has the right to refuse Party A's performance of the above content, but it will be regarded as a breach of contract. and took away the props.

4. Party A is obliged to provide subsequent upgrade services for props, but the upgrade conditions will be determined by Party A’s salesperson.

5. Party B has the right to unilaterally break the contract without any penalty.In contrast, Party A will also decide to terminate the service business after Party B chooses to break the contract.

With five simple contents, this contract is different from anything Wu Nian has signed before.The important terms are not hidden in a lot of unimportant nonsense, but are written clearly in black and white.

The most important thing is that almost every clause here can be regarded as a bottom-line tolerance for Party B.

"What's the job? Are you going to sell me to Africa for mining?"

Wu Nian, who was getting drunker, shook his head and showed a clear and stupid smile. However, the man in black was not bored, but explained to him gently.

"We have special work in various fields, and the specific placement will be based on my arrangements. But please rest assured, Mr. Wu, we will definitely arrange a large enough scene for you."

"In this work, we plan to create a live broadcast performance system for the world, and Mr. Wu can rest assured. Our company's main live broadcast business is life-style live broadcasts, aiming to broadcast the most authentic side of talented anchors like you, Mr. Wu. .Isn’t there a saying that is very good? Life is the best stage. And I believe that Mr. Wu, your performance will definitely please the audience-including me."

"It sounds nice, but you big companies must be preparing to trick me."

Wu Nian laughed like crazy, and then signed his scrawled name in a daze.

But then, the man in black quickly put away the contract and showed a strange smile to Wu Nian, a strange smile that contained expectation and happiness!

"Mr. Wu, congratulations on your first live broadcast tomorrow at 36:[-] noon. And don't worry, we have prepared the live broadcast props for you."

After that, the man in black suddenly took out two things hidden in a pair of transparent plastic sheets from his back as if by magic.

Wu Nian's blurred vision felt that it seemed like a weird pig spine, and it felt more slender, but it did exude an indescribable smell of blood.

At this moment, the poisoning reaction caused by alcohol was finally about to completely shut down Wu Nian's brain. As he was dying of consciousness, there was only the gentle voice of a man in his ears.

"We will prepare a complete set of prosthetic surgical implantation for you, without pain or rejection... This... Type 4 will definitely meet your live broadcast needs... ..."

"Also, Mr. Wu, my name is Qiming. Nice to meet you."

2. Kill the boss and beat the workers!

"Sigh~~~~~~"

At seven o'clock in the morning, Wu Nian, who was covering his head, woke up from a hangover headache. He raised his upper body with red eyes and was in a daze for a while.

"Yesterday...what happened yesterday?"

Wu Nian was not sure. His memory only lasted until the moment he was drunk. The memory before the fragment was no longer clear or even very blurry.

Maybe the person he met last night was just a dream. Wu Nian shook his heavy head and got out of bed with a sigh.

He touched his back. Perhaps it was due to his sleeping position yesterday. He felt that his back was particularly heavy today.After washing up, he looked at his unshaven self in the mirror and exhaled softly.

I opened my five-year-old mobile phone and found that the only useful text message among the 99+ text messages that was filled with spam and scam messages was the one sent by my mother a day ago. She was hospitalized and needed money for surgery, but if you are really in trouble Just don’t worry, she’s fine text message.

"Hey......"

He lamented in pain, not even daring to reply to the text message.When he woke up, he no longer had the same anger and impulse as yesterday, but every moment he stayed, this reality would drag him into a cold abyss.

We must go back, Wu Nian gritted his teeth.But before going back, he must get back the money that the intermediary defrauded him!

Not to mention everything, he would at least give himself a third, even if it was only 3000 yuan!

Thinking of this, Wu Nian took a deep breath and prepared to go out directly.Today is Monday, and he knows that the agent will definitely come over today to hand over the work.

Facing the sunshine, Wu Nian walked all the way into the factory building. He clocked in as instinctively as a machine. He came to his station and started working.

The electric screwdriver tightens the screws in front of you one at a time. The repetitive work does not require any thinking or brain.Even though he had a splitting headache, the work experience that had been implanted in his bone marrow still allowed him to work very quickly.

Soon, two hours passed. He put down his electric batch and handed it to the next class. He took a deep breath and knocked on the door of the supervisor's office with all the information and evidence he had prepared.

The manager with a beer belly and glasses thicker than the bottom of a glass bottle was sitting behind his desk scrolling through his phone. He looked up at Wu Nian, who was smiling, and said casually.

"Xiao Wu, what's the matter?"

"Hello supervisor, I'm here to ask you a question about my salary."

Wearing that flattering smile, Wu Nian handed over the information in his hand. Unexpectedly, the supervisor didn't even look at it. He stared at his mobile phone and said casually.

"If you have anything to say, just say it!"

"Supervisor, my salary should not be only 3500. Xiao Wang, who was recruited at the same time as me, also earns more than 5000 per month..."

"Xiao Wang was recruited directly, and you were dispatched. Of course it's different."

"...But even if it is labor dispatch, my salary should be based on the minimum 4000 calculated by the factory."

The supervisor raised his head, stared at Wu Nian for a while with his rough, oily face, and said impatiently.

"Then if you want to do it, go away! There are plenty of people who do it!"

Wu Nian took a deep breath and suppressed the anger and restlessness in his heart, because he did not dare to be angry or take action.Even if he is right, even if he is the weak one——

"I'm not talking about salary, supervisor! You have illegally deducted my salary for the past few months——"

"Illegal? What's illegal? I'm telling you not to talk nonsense, or the company will sue you for defamation!"

The supervisor's tone instantly rose an octave. He stood up and said angrily. His tone and momentum immediately suppressed Wu Nian.

Just at this moment, a middle-aged woman with short stature walked in. The supervisor glanced at her and sneered at Wu Nian.

"It just so happens that Sister Zhang is here too. If you have anything to say, just say it here. Sister Zhang, Xiao Wu said that the two of us illegally embezzled his property."

"What's going on, what's going on, Xiao Wu, why did you make Director Li angry again? Young people are very angry. You who come from the country must abide by your duties..."

The agent named Zhang glared at Wu Nian fiercely, and then spoke in an exaggerated and sinister tone. Wu Nian suppressed his anger and threw the information away.

"I have collected the information! You have illegally deducted and misappropriated at least 7000 yuan of my salary in the past few months! You must compensate me, otherwise..."

"Otherwise, what?" Manager Li looked at him mockingly with his oily face as if he had heard some joke.

"Are you going to go to arbitration to sue us? Then go ahead. We have plenty of time to spend with you."

"Also, if you dare to go through the legal process, don't say you won't get any results for half a year! And I guarantee that not a single factory in our area will want you. There are more than 20 billion people in our union. Who will give you money if you leave us?" A person like you can eat in one bite?"

"Yes, we are all for your own good. Young people have to endure hardships to learn. Be honest. Sister Zhang will help you intercede. From now on..." The fat woman helped pretend to be a good person.

Wu Nian could no longer hear what they said.