I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

After taking a general look around and determining that several large countries were difficult to control as easily as they could control the Free Beacon, the red missionaries changed their minds.

Tired, destroy it.

They are rational reds, and that is why they are rationally convinced that it is basically impossible to achieve world peace through the old methods without being exposed.

Those countries that have been affected by enlightenment props are going beyond the scope of human beings, and the trouble is that the stronger they are, the harder they are to eliminate. What's even more troublesome is that there is a guy who is unlikely to stop having fun because of them!

The longer they delay, the more props Qiming throws out, the wider the impact, the more troublesome guys they can't kill, and the lower their probability of success.

After all, it is an extremely unfriendly situation for them. Even if they hide behind the scenes and control the world's largest country, nothing can be changed.

No, it should be said that the existence of the mission has probably been vaguely guessed and confirmed.

The chance of achieving peaceful rule under such circumstances is infinitely close to zero.

Knowing that flexibility is one of the advantages of reds over blues, they will not fight over a problem to death, so they are more patient than blue guys, and they will not be in pain just because they have lived for less than a day. They wanted to die, so they flexibly changed their playing style at the bottom line.

Since peaceful methods cannot give you world peace - just kill you all!

"Our current resources and technology can provoke a world war, but the chance of annihilating all mankind is only 30.00%."

"We can ensure that the structure of human civilization is completely destroyed when all super weapons are launched, but the survivability of human beings is far stronger than expected. Coupled with the humans who have been transformed by props, they are very likely to be able to fight another nuclear war. Surviving the wasteland.”

"So this is probably the plan we have that has the best chance of being close to success, but the odds are still not good."

There is no reason to choose to launch all nuclear bombs all over the world at once, just because the success rate is not good.

This in itself is also the main reason why they broke up with the blue guys. Human beings' ability to adapt to the environment is really not weak. Once they can't be killed at once, things will be even harder to deal with if they are separated.

"So there is no need to pursue a one-time killing. On the basis of destroying the entire structure of human society, it is okay to ensure that one force can absolutely suppress other forces."

"It doesn't have to be a free lighthouse. In the absence of prop control, they are not the optimal solution."

When the simple goal of directly destroying all human beings had a low success rate, the red missionaries began to consider whether to destroy human civilization and then hand it over to a certain civilization to complete their goals through totalitarian control.

Never doubt the determination of those who will achieve their mission. If they say so, then they will definitely do it!

"But in this case... we have to cooperate with that AI life."

"The one with military technology?" Michelle frowned and asked hesitantly.

They already know the origin of the AI ​​that now controls the entire development of military technology behind the scenes and semi-controls the world's largest arms group from an architectural level.Call him Wu Nian or Buttermos, this guy who is half a 'special object' is very difficult to control.

First of all, on a technical level, they couldn't control this guy even if they eliminated him. Secondly, he had gotten along with the blue guys before. Although it was only a temporary cooperation, there was no doubt that he couldn't deal with them.

However, it is true that cooperation is not impossible - after all, his goals are also very chaotic.

That anarchist AI yearns for a society of absolute order and efficiency. From a certain perspective, it is equivalent to realizing the dream of those who must achieve their mission.

An orderly society that operates efficiently will not have internal conflicts such as civil war. If the missionaries intend to destroy human civilization and establish a totalitarian structure on the ruins, then it is indeed feasible to cooperate with Bartmos. .

"We will contact him."

"If we can cooperate, then we will start destroying human civilization immediately!"

......

On April 2023, [-], an individual suspected of being a war demon was captured.

He has been sent to the Black Sea secret prison for custody and interrogation, and KGB professionals will brainwash and educate him.

On April 2023, 134, the target escaped from containment, massacred [-] people in the prison, and fled the place.

On May [-], the target arrived in Moscow, dressed as a great traveler and walked into the Red Palace, broke through the security personnel, and entered by force.

At 26:[-] pm on the same day, the war demon 'secretly' met with President Vladimir.

At [-]:[-] pm on the same day, they reached a 'contract' with each other.

On top of the towering order tower of the Kremlin, a beautiful black-haired girl leaned lazily on the edge of the colorful glass window, licking a lollipop while overlooking the still cold city at the end of spring.

This country was once great, but now it is in such depression and decline that the love for it among the upper and lower classes of the country has also declined infinitely.

But they still yearn endlessly to go back to the past, not to recreate the golden red ideal, but simply to once again become a hegemonic empire that dominates the world and does whatever they want.

This country and its people have always been like this.

They worship authority figures and have a fanatical pursuit of totalitarian tyrants.They like to worship steel statues, especially steel statues that can lead them to trample the entire world.

So the strange thing about this country is that a few decades ago it was the largest red empire in the world, and it was also the country that most emphasized "no nation, only class", but now, it has become the "royalist" among all countries in the world. The country with the most rampant factions.

All joking aside, if President Vladimir is really crowned emperor, he might even be able to win the support of most people in this country~~

Especially the scapegoat Vladimir took not long ago, which not only did not reduce his domestic support rate, but also caused his originally plummeting support rate to increase wildly and unprecedentedly.

Because compared to the previous President who was beaten by Lan Wu and showed off his bottoms, the president who arrogantly used two nuclear bombs to eliminate the evil country that tried to invade them is in line with the taste of most people in this country.

Even though Vladimir is still a dovish president, he has successfully won the bottomless support and recognition of hawks and royalists.

But the country's weakness is real.

Economic weakness can be slowly recovered with the benefits gained from concessions, but real problems such as the lack of scientific research and the loss of talent cannot be solved.

Moreover, in this changed world, the white giant bears of the past are no longer enough to survive safely in this era.They need stronger power and greater help.

So - Vladimir made a contract with the War Demon.

There is nothing unimaginable. Even if Di Qing and Zhan Zhan directly and indirectly killed millions of white giant bears, their existence would still do more good than harm to the white giant bears.

The contract signed with War is far more harsh than the one signed with Di Qing. The entire country must offer more than 1 war sacrifices every year, and as a price, War can help them fight the war and sign other weapons with demons.

Yes, other weapon demons - not just guns.

It was such a huge harvest. In just the first cooperation, they generously added seven more demons to the world, and the war also generously created seven weapon men for them.

Click click click~~~

The sharp teeth of the war crushed the lollipop in her mouth. She looked at the palm of her hand and the red logo and showed a weird smile.

She is a war demon and also Di Qing.

The war who died in hell and returned to the human world completed the integration with Di Qing, and when she used the phoenix to attack the demon of darkness, she should have been killed and thrown back to hell.

An 'effect' that Korra's Winged Dragon bestows on the user after transforming saves her.

Her life merged with the phoenix, but after being killed and stripped away, she did not die completely, but only a little life remained.

Relying on her last bit of life, she struggled to summon and contract another weapon demon.

Zhan Zhan looked at his right hand, looking at the arm that turned into a crossbow, and narrowed his eyes slightly.

It doesn't matter what kind of weapon person she becomes, after all, these are her things when it comes to war.The important thing is that she finally survived, in a strange way.

"So, am I still considered him by you?"

Zhan Zhan turned around, looked at Qiming and squinted his eyes.

"Mr. Di Qing's body has completed the union with you. Although his soul is in a state of silence, it can still be regarded as not dead." Qiming said leisurely

"So, the identity of Mr. Di Qing as the 'first contract holder' will also be transferred to you."

"I always feel a little sorry for him." Zhan Zhan looked at his hands and sighed slightly.

She originally thought that she was the crazy guy that the contractor couldn't stand, but she didn't expect that it was Di Qing who became the one that she couldn't stand - that guy's last wish was indeed something that even the war demon would say if he saw it. You're a little too extreme'.

Well, in fact, his own interests are involved, so the war has to stop him.But it was still she who pulled the reins and stopped it all.

“So, what’s my follow-up prize?”

Zhan Zhan quickly gathered his thoughts, raised his eyebrows and looked at Qiming with a hint of provocation.

"That's called product continuity service." Qiming corrected Zhan's words, then shrugged.

"Unfortunately, as a third-party contract product, we only act as an intermediary, so theoretically we do not support follow-up services."

"so......"

"We will prepare an alternative help, but we still need to wait." Qiming said with a smile.

"You are really an honest and trustworthy businessman~~" Zhan Zhan said with a hint of sarcasm.

In fact, she knew very well that the guy in front of her was just hoping to get more fun from her, and he had indeed achieved the integrity he had always emphasized.Although it was purely for the purpose of having fun.

"So, who are you going to harm next?" Zhan Zhan turned his attention to the fanatical people again and asked with a hint of expectation.

"Ah, don't rush to reveal the answer to this question." Qiming smiled happily.

"I can only say, very soon, very soon."

"The fun can't stop."

150. Retired team leader

"Name?"

"Silver Kei"

"gender?"

"......female."

"age?"

"15 is old."

In the room that deliberately created a tense atmosphere, with the light shining on it, a young girl with long white hair hugging Shubi anxiously answered the questions from the opposite side.

She came to this strange country with her parents and spent several months in fear and discomfort. However, she gradually adapted to the life here and almost learned the language well.

She was still approached.

She was scared and wanted to run away on the spot.After all, in many movies she had seen, people with special powers who were caught by the authorities often did not end well.

However, considering his parents and his brother whose life and death were unknown, Kei really couldn't make up his mind and leave.

And she doesn't feel that she has the ability to 'break a bloody path'.

So she was brought here and told everything she knew.

From turning into a monster, to meeting that salesman, to... I actually don't know that much anymore.

The interrogation lasted all night, and the repeated questions put Gui's spirit on the verge of collapse.

To be honest, she had wanted to turn into Orpheus Enoch and kill her on more than one occasion.

But the strange thing is that every time she has such an idea, the person interrogating her will give her a very strong sense of crisis.

Every cell in her body was screaming, frantically warning her not to do anything to the person in front of her!

This strong premonition effectively restrained her nature as Aoife Enoch - although she didn't know what was wrong with the uncle in front of her, at least she would never choose to kill someone rashly.

"Very good, we already understand the general situation. Thank you very much for your cooperation."

The man in front of him showed a kind smile and turned off the excessively high light. Only then did Bai Yingui fully see the appearance of the man in front of him.

He seems to be a very reliable uncle, about 35 years old.But these are not important. What is important is that when Bai Yingui faces him, there is always an unspeakable pressure.

"Can I go home?" Bai Yingui asked in a trembling voice that sounded like crying.

"...Ms. Silver, you know this is a difficult thing."

The uncle sighed, waved to the people outside and handed over a glass of hot milk. He retreated to Bai Yingui and whispered.

"Things related to Aoife Enoch and the salesman are very important issues. Miss Baiyin, even if you put aside possible leaks, your identity of Ao Fei Enoch itself is an unstable factor."

"Maybe you won't hurt people, but your nature may drive you to make wrong choices. And for the safety of the people in our country, restricting your personal freedom is a necessary action."

He paused, looked at the frightened girl and continued:

"But you don't have to worry about anything else. We can at least protect you roughly. Your parents' lives will not be disturbed. Your personal freedom may be subject to certain restrictions, but I believe we will give you some protection soon. Greater freedom.”

High-sounding words that restrict other people's personal freedom may sound unpleasant, but Bai Yingui is not a willful brat after all.Even though she was very sad, she tried not to show it.

Yes, she has turned into a monster destined to be short-lived. What else can she ask for?The current situation may be the best result.

Looking at the sad girl in front of him, the man in front of him just shook his head slightly and left.As soon as he left, a young man in a black suit came up to him.

"Team Leader Zheng, we..."

"Don't call me team leader. I am now an ordinary section member like you."

Team Leader Zheng - no, Zheng Haisen interrupted the address of his former subordinates and said calmly

Yes, he has now been removed from his position as team leader, and his original position as the top leader of the action team has been handed over to his deputy Gao Yaxuan.

Why?There are too many reasons.

The first is to allow Yang Zirui to use Abnormal Object No. 002 without any orders, tacitly agreeing that it would attack and knock out his colleagues.