I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

"Transformation ring and card." Qiming raised his eyebrows, playing with the taste.

"A little toy with some fun."

17. Ten-year-old child

"In two years, you will be preparing for the exam to advance from primary school to junior high school. This is the most important summer vacation in your life. You must not take it lightly!"

"Didn't you listen to the experts? The summer vacation in the fourth grade of elementary school is the most dangerous!"

"Fifth and sixth graders are more dangerous, so you have to work harder!"

"Do you know how much it costs to take the Mathematical Olympiad class that your mother enrolled you in? I do everything for your own good. If you don't get into a key junior high school, your life will be over..."

"Would your parents lie to you? They are doing this for your own good!"

"Where do children get any privacy?"

......

As the sun set, a child pouted and kicked the can in front of him unhappily and walked along the road along the street. There was another roundabout in front of him and it was time to go home, but he was not happy at all.

To be precise, he was very scared now.

His name is Yang Zirui, a fourth-grade student studying in a primary school in Jincheng, a true 'elementary school student'.

There is nothing special about him, just like millions of people of his age across the country, he is just an ordinary primary school student born in an ordinary family.

Because of this, their fates may be so different and bad.

Children in this country do not know whether they are lucky or unlucky to be born at this time.They may be extremely happy compared to those children in turbulent places, but being born in a collective with more than 20 billion competitors in multiple alliances, the problem they have to face is an inescapable one. Volume' word.

From birth, they inevitably start endless competition with their peers.

There is competition over what milk powder to drink, preschool education, competition over which kindergarten to attend, competition over which good primary school to attend, competition over extracurricular skills...

Their parents are often crazy about forcing their children to knock down their classmates, and they preach about benevolence, justice, etiquette, wisdom and trust, but what they require their children to do is often the cruelest law of the jungle.

But it would be fine if such strict requirements could achieve results, but unfortunately - they often don't get the corresponding results.

What is involution?

It's like a group of people watching a movie. If everyone sits down, they can watch the entire movie comfortably.But if the first person stands up to watch without being pushed down by others, then the people in the back row will be led to stand up, and eventually the entire cinema will stand up.

So they had a very uncomfortable movie experience, but in fact it was no different from sitting down to watch a movie.

It is normal for education to be filled with such ineffective competition, just because of an enduring joke.June every year is often the time when tens of millions of elites who know astronomy and geography turn into idiots.

Learning is a painful thing. Since everything is working hard for a diploma, of course everyone would rather be an idiot after getting it.

So, who is to blame?

No one is to blame, or everyone is to blame.Parents have come this way, and they are still ordinary and uncontrollably demand more stringent conditions from their children.

Society is constantly selling anxiety, because everyone thinks so. Schools keep up with this trend because they also need to compete, and even the country because they 'need' such a group of people to study well instead of leaving school to do messy things. 'Talent'.

Of course, this does not mean that quality education or cramming education is better.Because in fact, the education model is quite similar to marriage.

Whether you get married or not, you will definitely regret it in the end.

Yang Zirui is not much different from thousands of primary school students. He is also an ordinary and ordinary person.But now he felt that his life was painful enough.

There is endless study and homework every day, and there is no day off - I have to go to a cram school on Saturday morning, practice calligraphy in the afternoon, go to the Mathematical Olympiad class on Sunday morning, and go home in the afternoon to do some homework. Gotta do homework.

Living like this made him feel so uncomfortable that he almost suffocated.

Of course, many junior high school students, high school students, and adults who have worked overtime in 996 may think that this child's complaints are completely unfounded. After all, he will have to face even greater beatings later in his life.

But the people who really say this are the same as those people in the past who always thought that "only when you enter society will you realize how good the school is."

People's psychological endurance is different at each stage, not to mention that no one can make a conclusion on which one is more painful, studying or going to work - really let those who want to go back to the past go back to the third year of high school and study for another year. Ninety percent of people cannot survive the first week.

Yang Zirui hates everything, everything.

He hates that female teacher who always has a bad voice, he hates that Mediterranean calligraphy cram school teacher who likes to slap their backs, he hates those damn homeworks, and as for the Mathematical Olympiad - those damn brain teasers have no purpose after all. ?

Yang Zirui, who is only in fourth grade, may have a certain degree of maturity for primary school students of this era, but there are indeed many things that he does not understand at all.

He is simply bored with studying and simply stimulates his own human nature.

I hate boring study and want unscrupulous games. The basic principles of minors are so simple and pure.

So, he did what many minors do - skip school.

In fact, it was not a formal truancy. At most, he skipped the Mathematical Olympiad cram school in the morning, and then his brother took him out to play for a long time with his only close friend in the class.

There was no collapse under great pressure, just a sudden boredom after being sent to the door of the cram school after breakfast.

He went to the zoo that he had wanted to see for a long time but his parents had never taken him there. He petted animals that his parents thought were dirty but he liked them very much. He ate KFC that he wanted to eat but his parents said it was junk food. He just did it. These little things.

Impulsive choices naturally lead to impulsive consequences.

Even a primary school student can understand this simple truth.

He impulsively ran out to play games all day and skipped the cram school in the morning. He could imagine what his parents' attitude would be like when he returned home.

Of course, he could probably bet that the cram school teacher didn't notice his absence.

but......

Seeing that the can was kicked into the green belt, Yang Zirui stopped and looked at the entrance of the community in front of him in fear.

It is instinct for children to be afraid of their parents. Even if their parents rarely hit them, punishment does not always rely on violence.

For example, Yang Zirui's mother would blame herself in front of her children every time her son made a mistake or failed in a test, and then tell her how miserable her life was.

Why are you angry with your boss? You have to work overtime every day, how high your mortgage is, how high your child’s tuition is, etc...

This is obviously an act, a way to punish the other person by stimulating guilt in the child.Just like when you buy a KFC meal for your children, you have to say, "It's not easy for your dad to make money."

Guilt-based education evolved into such guilt-based punishment, and it does work.At least it is very useful for a kind-hearted child like Yang Zirui.

"so annoying......"

Yang Zirui sat on the edge next to the green belt, scratching his head in regret and irritating, then looked at the sparrows flying in the sky and muttered in a low voice.

It's all exploded!School!Math Olympiad class!Calligraphy class!And his house, everything, just blow it up! ! !

It is undeniable that this is probably a thought that every student has had.As soon as I woke up the next day, I learned that my school was bombed by terrorists or something...

"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the birds are saying morning, morning, morning, why are you carrying a bag of explosives?"

"I went to blow up the school. The teacher didn't know. As soon as the string was pulled, I ran away. There was a loud bang and the school was gone~~~"

A very classic humming sound came to Yang Zirui's ears. He raised his head and saw a magician wearing a white smiling mask standing in front of him, holding a black elder wand and a magician in the other hand. A top hat.

"Flocks of birds."

After humming the song, the magician pointed his magic wand at the top hat, and then he saw many birds flying out of the top hat!

Wow! ! !

It was the first time for Yang Zirui to see a live magic show and his eyes widened in surprise. Then with the magician's finger, the birds suddenly exploded in the air and turned into many beautiful colorful flowers falling down.

After finishing this wonderful magic trick, Qi Ming put his top hat back on his head with a smile, walked up to the surprised children, and said with a smile

"Hello, Mr. Yang, nice to meet you."

"...Hello, uncle, are you my dad's friend."

Yang Zirui said timidly with some envy but some vigilance, but the people here were coming and going, so the child was not so nervous.

"No, I just know you." Qiming smiled and sat next to him, saying in a magnetic voice

"Actually, little Mr. Yang, I'm here to give you a gift, a fun toy."

"But before giving away the toys, I need you to sign a small contract."

After that, he handed the contract to Yang Zirui. It was obvious that for a fourth-grade primary school student, even though the contract was very simple, it was a little difficult for him to read.

Qiming was also very considerate of the children's difficulties, so he simply took out the 'toy'

"Well, little Mr. Yang, how about you try this toy?"

Qiming handed over the prop, a ring, a large pile of cards and another card slot stuck next to the ring. He handed it to Yang Zirui and chuckled.

"This toy is very simple to play, you just insert a card into it. A card you like, and then hold the ring through your body."

Is this a toy?What’s so fun about a toy like this?

Yang Zirui was a little disdainful, but also a little curious, so he actually pulled out a black Swift card.

When inserted into the card slot, the ring actually made a sound like his father's belt toy.

“Swift!!!”

He raised the ring and placed it on top of his head, and the moment it fell as his hands were released——

He turned into a dark swift!

18.Leave home

The transformation ring and card were classified as 'toys' in Qiming's collection of props.

Because he is indeed a very fun thing. Compared with the prosthetic transformations from the cyberpunk world that he gave to Wu Nian, this thing looks full of childlike innocence.

In fact, this was indeed the case. This thing was indeed a children's toy in the world he came to.

Its function is as mentioned above - take out the corresponding animal card, then insert it into the card slot, and finally let the ring pass through the body, and you will become what the card looks like.

You can turn into any animal, chicken, duck, fish, cat, dog, bird, donkey, horse, mule, as long as it is an animal on the card, you can turn it into it.

And when you turn into an animal, you will also acquire all the habits and abilities of this animal.Just like if you become a fish, you will definitely be able to swim underwater, and if you become a bird, you will definitely learn to fly according to instinct.

You can freely set the transformation time, ranging from 3 minutes to 10 minutes.It is actually a educational and entertaining educational toy for children to gain a deep understanding of animal knowledge~~~

And Nimfu also falsely accused him of not having a safety device?Total nonsense!

The damage encountered by the creature transformed by the transformation ring will not be transferred to the original body. In other words, when the transformed creature withstands a 'death' level attack, no matter how old it is, the transformed creature will at most be forced to transform back into its original form. That’s all.

As for destructive power?

Is this... Overall, it's just a toy, and as for its destructive power?If I have to say it, is there any toy in this world that cannot be used to kill people?

At least here in Qiming, it's just a 'harmless' toy! ! !

"Gee chi chi!!!"

Yang Zirui, who turned into a swift, looked at the magnified world in front of him in shock. He relied on instinct to take off and felt the wind flowing through his wings!

He, he really turned into a bird? !

It’s unbelievable, or it’s not scientific at all! ! !

Although he is only a fourth-grade child, he has indeed established a relatively scientific view of materialism, and he would not have fantasized about turning into an animal in the second grade.

But the fact is right in front of him, he really turned into a bird, a flying swift! ! !

But the first reaction that hit this child's brain was not joy, but a strong sense of panic!

croak! ! !

I was turned into a bird by the evil magician. Can I only be a bird for the rest of my life?

The fear of being at a loss as to what to do and the fear of unknown events made him circle around and chirp non-stop.However, every passerby around him seemed to be blind and didn't notice anything.

It was Qi Ming, he said with a smile to the Yu Yan

"Little Mr. Yang, please don't panic. The transformation ring is just a small toy that temporarily allows people to experience the feeling of animals. According to the default settings, you only need to wait for two minutes and ten seconds to change back to your original shape."

"Personally, I mind if you land before the transformation time ends, but this product will prompt before the end, so you don't have to worry about anything."

"Oh, by the way, I'll put the contract here. If you want, you can sign it. And at that moment, it will truly belong to you..."

"As long as you are not sincere, no one can take it away from your hands. And it will always follow you."

"Then, I wish you happiness, hehehehe."

Just say it, Qi Ming turned around and left with a smile, and just as he said, as the time came, the fallen Swift transformed back into Yang Zirui in the smoke that exploded with a bang.

He sat down on the lawn in a panic, and then looked at the transformation ring and card in his hand in shock.

This is not a dream, this is real...

He looked at the card in his hand and picked up the contract next to it. He hesitated for a moment and did not sign his name.

Forget it, take it back and show it to your parents before talking...