I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

"I..." Yang Zirui's expression was a little hesitant. After all, he was still a child. He regretted being away from his parents for a while.

He was afraid that his parents would worry about him, and the moral education he received since childhood made him feel very guilty about his kindness.

But Qiming seemed to have read through his mind and said playfully

"It doesn't matter, little Mr. Yang, you don't have to worry. In fact, now each of us is in front of the camera of a live broadcast. There are many people watching us, and I believe your parents will know all this soon. "

When he heard that many people were watching him through the live broadcast camera, Yang Zirui's little face instantly turned red. He was so shy and embarrassed that he covered his face directly, which triggered a barrage of comments praising his cuteness.

But the little boy apparently has a unique way of avoiding shy situations.

He took out a card and inserted it directly into the card slot. As the transformation ring fell, he directly turned into a black and red beetle.

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20. Abnormalities Investigation Bureau

Pan-Asian Alliance, in a secret building on the outskirts of Beicheng City, the first alliance city

In a secretly guarded space hidden in an inconspicuous office building, a group of people were watching the live broadcast in a heavily guarded conference room.

The leader was a middle-aged man who looked strong and powerful. Looking at his upright military posture, you knew that he must have been a soldier.

"Team Leader Zheng, the location analysis report has initially appeared, and it is expected that the opponent is in the area near Da'anling!"

"Team Leader Zheng, the identity of the second abnormal contact has been determined - it is Yang Zirui, a ten-year-old fourth-year student in Jincheng City. This is the recording of his mother's call to the local police station last night."

"Put it out and listen." Team leader Zheng stared at Qiming on the screen and said seriously.

"Mr. Police, I'm not joking! I'm not crazy... My son turned into a bird and flew away! Really, right in front of me!"

The voice coming from the phone recording was undoubtedly the cry of a helpless woman. It was the mother of a child named Yang Zirui who called the police after witnessing her son's disappearance.

But it is obvious that without this live broadcast, this call to police would only be regarded as a provocation.

The local police did not even file a case against him - after all, the disappearance had not lasted more than 24 hours, and they could not file a case unless they witnessed criminal facts such as human traffickers abducting people.

"...Inform the local police to secretly protect Yang Zirui's parents and send them to us."

Team Leader Zheng pondered for a moment and said in a deep voice:

"More manpower will be sent to Da'anling. After arranging flights, we will set off there now!"

Although I know it will most likely be too late when I get there, I still have to go.

This is the mission of their Abnormal Event Investigation Bureau! ! !

Team Leader Zheng, whose real name is Zheng Haisen, was originally a retired special forces soldier of the Pan-Asian Alliance's First Joint Special Forces. Because of his outstanding performance and several contributions during his service, he transferred directly to the army after retirement.

However, among the police officers in the node city and the leader of a new department, he chose the latter without hesitation.

Because he knows very well that when any new department is established, even if its chief seems to be of low rank, since it has received the attention of the top, no matter what, this will be his huge political capital in the later period.

And all else aside - he wasn't that happy to sit in the office drinking tea.

As a special force of the Pan-Asian Alliance, this abnormal incident investigation team is not a team with a long history of housing strange people and strange things in novels, but a new team that has been established for less than a week.

The purpose of its establishment is also very simple, to investigate and contact those 'abnormal' targets.

The main target is Qiming, followed by the candidates who have contacted him, including Nimfu, Wu Nian, and now Yang Zirui.

If you can, take control.If you can't control it, contain it. If you can't contain it, try to cooperate. If you can't cooperate no matter how hard you try, find a way to coexist.

The concept of the establishment of the organization can be said to be extremely cautious and even a bit negative, but Team Leader Zheng will never have any objections to orders from above.

No matter what, as the first task after the establishment of the organization, they will truly initially measure each other's strength from this opponent's 'performance'...

Just as the meeting and arrangements were proceeding in an orderly manner, the content of the live broadcast really shocked them.

Because if the prosthetic technology they obtained before is a technological product that transcends the times but is understandable, then what follows...

It has absolutely nothing to do with so-called 'science'.

......

After Yang Zirui turned himself into a beetle out of shyness, Qiming shrugged and picked up the transformation ring and card.

"As you can see, this little Mr. Yang is my second 'customer', and the props he got from me are this 'Transformation Ring and Card'."

Qiming started to introduce the toy in his hand to the people in the live broadcast room with great interest, as if he were a salesperson promoting products.

"As you can see, after inserting the card, it can turn you into any animal, so this thing is actually just an educational and entertaining science toy."

【? ? ?I feel like my scientific outlook has been raped by you! 】

[Isn’t this serious nonsense?This kind of thing has nothing to do with science! 】

[Serious nonsense. 】

Most of these skipped comments remain skeptical, and quite a few still believe that this is just a show and Qiming is just an actor.

Qiming didn't care what they thought, he just wanted to fill in the blank time when the real protagonist was away.

"Well, speaking of which, I haven't played with this thing for a long time."

Qi Ming picked out the cards with great interest and said

"Don't play too big, just pick some small animals..."

After that, he took out a card and inserted it into the card slot. As the transformation ring was inserted into the card, the sound of reading the card was made, and the device was activated immediately.

The transformation ring fell instantly from beginning to end, and at the same time, Qiming completely transformed into an extremely terrifying creature!

With a huge height of nearly ten meters and a terrifying size of nearly 20 meters, this land creature is undoubtedly a monster that has become extinct on the entire earth!

The African elephant, known as the king of land, is less than one-third of its size in front of him, and such a creature is undoubtedly a cruel carnivore!

The cold and pitch-black scales were like steel, the dark golden vertical pupils shone with a menacing light, and the sharp teeth stood out like sword blades.

The muscles are powerful enough to kill any mammal, the iron tail is thick enough to easily destroy a forest, and the terrifying aura of an apex predator!

It should have survived in the ancient times when there was more oxygen in the air, not in this era when oxygen is scarce, making it difficult for them to survive!

It is the top of the biological chain from ancient times, and its name is just like what the transformation ring says——

"Tyrannos!!!"

【? ? ?Who can tell me if this is a special effect? ! ! 】

[Isn’t this a live broadcast but a recorded video? ! 】

[Wait a minute—is this a Tyrannosaurus rex?But it's so tall and big, more than twice the size of the largest tyrannosaurid fossil discovered so far! 】

The turbulent barrage suddenly became thinner with the appearance of this cruel apex predator, but this did not mean that everyone was calm. On the contrary, they were even more shocked by the authenticity of this 'program'.

In other words, the special effects have reached this level, and they seem to be even better than Hollywood.

At least Hollywood movies can't make them feel the suffocating oppression through the screen...

Qiming, who transformed into a tyrannosaurus, slightly narrowed his dark gold vertical pupils.

Pretending to be a saint in front of others is indeed a kind of pleasure that is difficult to shake off, but Qiming doesn't have much of this feeling, after all, he has experienced enough before.

Transforming into a tyrannosaurus, he was just giving a simple product demonstration to the trembling child who flew into Nimfu's palm next to him.

The purpose of this thing is much greater than being a druid. In fact, Qiming has played with the transformation ring for a while before.

Not all of the cards he stuffed in this 'deck' were ordinary animals.

Although considering the positioning of the toy, he took out the most extreme cards, but he still left some that were relatively less extreme.

Just like the Tyrannosaurus Rex he is transforming into now, it is actually not the apex predator of the Jurassic era of this earth at all.

It comes from another Earth. Even though it is also called Tyrannosaurus, there are still decisive differences in some places...

His lowering eyes fell on the pitch-black scales, and the cold luster seemed to coat the armor-like scales with a layer of silver.

boom! ! ! !

And Qiming, just by waving his tail vigorously, easily swept away all the trees within a fan-shaped radius of tens of meters in front of him! ! !

This terrifying destructive power obviously exceeded the standards of land creatures. After triggering a barrage, he let out a deafening dragon roar in the air.

"Roar!!!!!"

A roaring and terrifying roar erupted deep in the Da'an Mountains!It stirred up countless birds, and at the same time caused countless beasts to leave their habitats in fear and horror!

Just by being exposed to each other's voice, the animal instinct makes them escape from here immediately!

What was even more shocking were actually some people in the distance.

“Fuck—fuck—what the fuck was that?!”

Not far away in the forest, several forest rangers looked at the thing in front of them in horror, looking at the thing that made them think they must have eaten poisonous mushrooms to see it.

Dinosaur?In the mountains?

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ps: Go to the hospital for a check-up. You may have to be hospitalized for a few days soon. I will send the default one first.

21.Wild life

The lush Dordo Ridge, under the white snow in winter and the lush growth of all things in summer, is the premier nature reserve in the Second Pan-Asian Alliance.

Naturally, there are many bizarre myths and legends here. Some people say they have seen savages here, and some even claim they have seen snowmen here.

But no one has said that they have seen dinosaurs here.

After all, stories and legends have to have some basis. It is understandable that there are dinosaurs under a lake like Loch Ness. It is not unacceptable to say that there are dinosaurs hidden in the huge Amazon rainforest, but there are dinosaurs hidden in the Dordo Ridge... .

No matter what others say is right, for the forest rangers who have worked in the Forestry Bureau for 20 years, they will not believe a word.

But now, the scene that appeared in front of them could scare every ranger here out of their wits, and their hearts would beat wildly along with their blood pressure!

"Fuck? Fuck! Am I fucking hallucinating?!"

The ranger captain quietly held the camera in his hand and screamed with his eyes wide open, while the rangers next to him were also frightened.

"I saw it too! Dinosaurs, Tyrannosaurus rex - Lao Li, did you pick the wrong mushrooms today?!"

"No! I didn't drink a morsel of soup today, but I saw it too?!"

The rangers in confusion were wondering whether they were hallucinating or eating poisonous mushrooms. However, as the ranger leader, Bao Xin took a deep breath and suppressed his fear of the giant predator.

"Take a photo, contact the leader, we will retreat immediately, quickly, quickly!!!"

Facing the huge tyrannosaurus, their biological instincts made their limbs tremble.If it weren't for their remaining courage and the disbelief caused by this abrupt scene, they might have fallen to the ground unable to move.

However, even so, as the tyrannosaurus began to move, the strong fear instinct coming from the depths of their genes still drove them to scream.

At the same time, it attracted Tyrannosaurus's attention.

On the other side, Qi Ming, who transformed into a tyrannosaurus, casually swept through a forest, only to find the rangers screaming at his feet.

He tilted his head slightly, although it was a bit strange to do this in the posture of a tyrannosaurus.

He slowly leaned down, lowered his huge head in a posture that was more in line with what ordinary people thought of a Tyrannosaurus rex, and slowly opened his bloody mouth.

"Ho (hello)"

A simple greeting, but when a big blood-red mouth with sharp teeth like blades inside is facing you, no amount of reason can make up for the huge fear caused by the life gap.

Have those forest rangers ever seen such a battle in their lives?The shotguns they carry on their backs would be good if only they could fight off tigers.

Just thinking about it, look at the shotgun in my hand, which is probably not as caliber as the opponent's scales, to deal with him...

Panic instantly tightened their hearts. Three of the five forest rangers fell into a coma, and the remaining two fell to the ground in pale white, shaking like chaff.

However, they still mustered up a little courage, and on the premise that the tyrannosaurus made no further moves, they tremblingly threw away all their equipment and dragged their companions back.

[Shit, he’s going to eat people! ! ! 】

[Wait a minute, I remember their uniforms seem to be from the Forestry Bureau of Dordo Ridge...]

[This can’t be true, but that tyrannosaurus is too fake. How could such a large carnivorous dinosaur exist? 】

[Tyrannosaurus (X), Armored Tyrannosaurus (√)]

[You can’t take it seriously, can anyone really take it seriously?You're smiling. Didn't you see that the anchors all won? 】

【Abstract dog get out of the gram! ! ! 】

The barrage of insults continues all the time, fully elucidating the vigorous and powerful spirit of mutual attack on the Internet.

Qi Ming raised his head. He knew that he had scared these people, but he had no choice. Who made the little animal he turned into unable to speak?