I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

Zhan Zhan immediately set her sights on the priest below, but at that moment, she saw a 'figure'!

A strange figure wearing a dark coat and a round hat, holding a stick of civilization in his hand.

He just stood there, motionless, standing in the void before the war.

You can see it, but you can't feel it at all.It can be seen, but there is no 'feeling' of its existence at all.

However, the only thing that is certain is that——

Looking at him, Zhan Zhan felt an indescribable chill, as if his body was frozen, as if his soul was being stared at by something indescribable!

croak! ! !

In terms of evil, is there anything in this world that is more evil and indescribable than demons like them who were born out of fear?

No matter how reluctant to admit it, when this kind of thing appears in front of you - war cannot deny this.

This even more 'weird' thing made War feel truly fearful.

The next moment, it was just a dazzling move, and this weird figure disappeared.

But just when the war was about to activate the power of the octopus demon to take him away from here, an 'accident' happened again.

"......died?!"

Zhan Zhan's eyes widened in shock, and he immediately cursed for this nonsense!

Because just now, the octopus demon left in hell was killed by other demons!

This kind of thing itself is nothing special. Demons in hell are always killing people - but why did it happen at this time? !

The devil cannot break the contract signed, but there are very few "force majeure" factors among them.

Among them, 'death' is one of the force majeure factors.

Whether a demon in the human world dies and returns to hell, or a demon in hell dies and returns to the human world, objective conditions will lead to the contract being unable to be performed correctly to a certain extent.

This time may be long, it may be short, but there is no doubt that it will fail for a period of time.

Even if the contract signed is not rigorous enough, the contract itself can even be broken...

Regardless of whether the war contract is rigorous or not, at least in this case, the war will definitely not be able to use the octopus demon's ability.

And just for such a moment of stagnation, the war was captured by Planet Godzilla in the next moment!

The pair of giant blue eyes stared intently at the figure as small as an ant in his hand, and then he was not prepared to talk nonsense.

"Gah!!!!"

The blue breath poured down like a torrential rain in an instant, completely covering the figure of the war.

And that dark figure appeared next to Planet Godzilla quietly.

223. Misfortune, avoid all things

"Damn it! What the hell is going on?!"

He was suddenly overturned like this, and suddenly fell into a desperate situation for no reason. Zhan Zhan was so angry that he almost cried!

Facing Godzilla's breath, she could only burn her sacrifices and summon a shield to resist at any cost, but this damn situation happened again!

With over a million sacrifices sacrificed, this shield should be enough to withstand the war until the war escapes here. However, the breath penetrated the shield he summoned in just a few breaths!

Has this guy become stronger?No!should be--

It's his shield that has become weaker!

In other words...my own 'luck' has become bad!

Zhan Zhan instantly had an answer and a clear understanding in his heart. Compared with the life of a human being, which is infinitely longer, he could immediately see through the key to the problem.

It's not that he has become weaker, nor that the enemy has become stronger, but simply - his 'luck' has become bad!

This is not unfounded, as War knows of a demon with similar abilities.

'Demon of Doom', a powerful demon similar to her in strength or even a little stronger.And although it is not 'original', it has never died in the known hell of war!

Because this guy's ability is very troublesome, even the root demon is unwilling to provoke it.

According to human terms, its ability is the so-called 'Murphy's Law'.That is, the more you think about bad things, the more likely it is that bad luck will come true around you.

The abilities are similar, but not the same, but the war has experienced the time when it was washed away by the 'torrent of misfortune'!

Being targeted by bad luck is not just bad luck. In fact, after being targeted by bad luck, not only will your experience become worse, but you will also become extremely vulnerable!

If a rain in normal times may only make you wet or catch a cold, then after being washed away by the torrent of bad luck, the rain may directly cause you to suffer from an incurable disease.

Or even more extreme, when the raindrops fall, due to the overlapping of countless impossible coincidences, they pierce your body like bullets!

Nonsense?It may sound nonsense, but it is definitely not nonsense.

Your chances of being killed by a snail are small, but definitely not zero.The wash of the torrent of misfortune locks this impossible probability into an inevitable result.

Raindrops fall from an altitude of [-] meters, and it is indeed possible for them to penetrate your body due to the chance of coincidence.The torrent of misfortune will lead to this result, locking this inevitability.

Therefore, even the root devil is not willing to provoke that broom star.The same goes for war, and the feeling she feels now is the same feeling she had after being washed away by bad luck!

So, is there any way to crack it?

No, at least there is no possibility of cracking it in the current war.

When you are against someone who can control bad luck, while you are unlucky, your opponent will definitely be very lucky.

An unlucky person can never compete with a lucky person. A person who can only get four points or 22 points no matter how many times at the gambling table will never be able to beat a person who always gets 21 points!

Zhan Zhan didn't know what the other party's ability triggering conditions were, but she knew what she should do most now.

Run! ! !

After understanding this, she chose Jin Chan to escape without hesitation.The moment half of his body was blasted to pieces because he couldn't escape, the other hand directly pressed on his thigh!

"Thigh Bone Missile!!!"

She chose to activate her own body, and the missile her thigh turned into actually took her, the owner, away from here!

And the strange thing is that when she chose to 'escape', which should have led to the failure of all her actions, she seemed to disappear and left quietly.

Gavara looked at the fleeing demon without saying a word, then raised his head and looked at the huge planet Godzilla.

The latter did not respond, did not move, and did not go to Gavara. He just silently and quickly turned around and left.

Gavara lowered his eyes, everything was as expected.

He has temporarily won the victory. With the ability of this substitute, he is close to 'invincible'!

But... Gavara looked in the direction of the 'screen'.

Although he has gained an absolute advantage, he still needs to add more insurance for this.

Nothing can stop his awareness and determination to reach heaven!

......

"Wow, he actually drew one of the top substitutes."

When he saw the strange black figure appearing next to Gavara, Qiming sighed in admiration, and then took out a bottle of Lie 800 and sniffed it.

Then, after clearing his throat, Qiming watched Nimfu say something while the little bit of medicine was taking effect.

"Nimfu will be affected by miracles and you."

Nimfu looked at Qiming inexplicably, but she also understood the potion in Qiming's hand that had the ability to reverse cause and effect, and then raised her eyebrows and said

"What do you mean...that substitute is very strong?"

"You'll know its capabilities right away." Qiming showed a mischievous smile

In the camera, there is no longer the gentleness of the past. There is only silence and weather-beaten firm eyes. Gavara speaks calmly to the camera and to the countless people behind.

"From this moment on, you will not be allowed to trace my whereabouts. Maybe this live broadcast still exists, but you will not be allowed to watch it."

"You are not allowed to explore my secrets. Before I arrive in heaven, this will be an order you remember with your soul."

Incomprehensible, arrogant and incomprehensible speech

For those who are still watching the live broadcast at this moment, after seeing "big names" like Godzilla and the Fallen Demon, a kind of superiority arose that made them not care about what Gavara said.

Even... they had a strange feeling of 'despising' him.

【Who are you?Let’s defeat monsters and demons first! ! ! 】

[I just want to watch, I don’t just want to watch!I want to open your box here! ! ! 】

[I am a netizen from Indy North, and I want to expose his identity here.Garwala Iyer, 24 years old, is a priest...]

[Why, can you still kill us? 】

Of those various barrages, quite a few were dissatisfied with what Gavara said, and then launched verbal attacks on the priest out of their wonderful contempt and rebelliousness.

Many of them are really disclosing Gawala's identity information, hoping to achieve the goal of "social death" of the other party.

In this regard, Gavara just said nothing and only looked at the camera faintly.

He doesn't need to do anything, he doesn't need to do anything superfluous.

Those who don't believe in him, stupid people - their retribution will only come in the next moment.

"Haha, idiot, idiot Asan, who would be afraid of you!!!"

A fat otaku sitting in front of the computer desk was holding happy water in one hand while laughing crazily at Gavara on the screen.

He raised the Coke and poured it into his mouth, enjoying the happiness of being mentally superior to others besides the cheap carbonated drinks.

But at the next moment-

His face looked a little strange. He spit out all the Coke in his mouth into the trash can next to him and wiped his mouth. However, the taste of rust and the strange feeling of emptiness in his mouth still did not dissipate.

From the corner of his eye, he caught sight of some foreign objects in the trash can. Apart from the tissues he threw in, those white things were——

1、2、3、4、5......

More than 20 white things, that thing, that thing is...teeth.

Those deformed and twisted, dark yellow, mixed with blood colors are his teeth! ! !

"Ah!!!!" He stood up in horror, and the severe pain and corrosive feeling spreading in his mouth had just appeared!

what happens?It's very simple, it's just like what parents warn and scare their children over and over again - if you drink too much carbonated drinks, all your teeth will fall out!

Then, after taking a sip of Coke, all his teeth were corroded. It was that simple.

This sounds almost unbelievable nonsense. After all, even if carbonic acid has a certain corrosive effect on tooth enamel, He can only do this if he drinks thousands of bottles of Coke in a short period of time.

In that case, he wouldn't have to worry about his teeth. After all, before that, he would either die alive or go to the West due to caffeine poisoning and severe osteoporosis.

A sip of Coke is definitely not enough to sustain a person - but with the 'maybe' attached, that's not necessarily the case.

In an instant, a strong feeling of powerlessness came over his lower limbs. Fat Man's vision turned dark and he fell to the ground, screaming in agony the moment he touched the ground!

His limbs were completely twisted at incredible angles, and the broken bones and flesh and blood from the fragments mixed together and exploded on the ground, forming a pool of serious blood stains.

His limbs were unable to move, and every bone was wailing due to the sudden loosening. Fatty wanted to scream in horror, but the sip of Coke flowed back into his trachea.

He couldn't cough because the foreign matter brought from his stomach blocked his trachea.His face turned red instantly, and he couldn't struggle or scream.

Death quickly came to this fat man in a ridiculous and funny way. He watched all the weird things happen, but was unable to do anything to stop it.

As he was dying, he suddenly saw a strange figure appearing in the room.

Wearing a dark windbreaker and a black round hat, he turned around with a civilized staff in his hand.

The weird mask was like the ferocious laughter of the God of Death, staring at the fat man with the weird light coming through.

Watching him, with his expression contorted in pain, ushering in the last moment of his life.

At this point, it's gone.

Misfortune leaves this place with death.

224.The invincible substitute

Facing the cynicism on the barrage, Gavara said nothing and just looked at them.

Just looking at it is enough.

No need to fight back, no need to reply, no need to do anything unnecessary.

They were going to pay the price for their arrogance and ignorance, and he didn't even have any angry thoughts, let alone dirty his hands.