I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

The helicopter landed slowly. The couple Xu Qiu and Yang Jianxing wanted to rush over to see their children, but they were stopped by Team Leader Zheng's men.

And Team Leader Zheng, the current spokesman for the Abnormal Affairs Investigation Bureau, walked over with a solemn expression, took a deep breath, and handed over a business card.

"Hello, Mr. Salesman, can we have a chat?"

He thought about the mode and scene of the conversation with this anomaly source many times, but in the end he chose the safest and most ordinary contact.

"Anomalous Object Investigation Bureau? Well... you guys remind me of that foundation that I can no longer mention."

Qiming took the business card very friendly, put it into the pocket in front of him, and then smiled at Team Leader Zheng in front of him.

"So you are here to see me? Or maybe you are here to see Mr. Xiao Yang?"

"The main target is kid Yang Zirui, but you are still the first contact person requested by Shangfeng." Team leader Zheng responded calmly

"Okay, what do you want to talk to me about?" Qiming picked up a wooden stick and poked the bonfire in front of him, and said casually

"Trade? Or do you want to catch me? With all due respect, I am not willing to do either of these. I am tired of playing trading games and confrontation games."

"I won't do business with others anymore, and I don't want to play the little game of chasing each other."

The simple words and calm tone directly blocked Team Leader Zheng's reason for speaking.

This inevitably made him, who was not very good at speaking, feel a little bitter, but he still continued to speak in accordance with the requirements of his superiors.

"Then can I ask what the purpose of your request is..."

"hapiness."

Qiming showed a bright smile

"I said it once, didn't I? What I purely pursue is just the pleasure brought by change. Please don't act as if everything is meaningful. My friend, the twin brother of pragmatism is nihilism."

"Did you get our Zi Rui involved just for fun? Our Zi Rui has offended your life after all!!!"

Xu Qiu, who was stopped not far away, roared excitedly at Qiming. Facing this angry mother, Qiming scratched his head and shrugged.

"I have never targeted anyone, madam. I chose Mr. Yang just because he became the chosen one among countless random numbers."

"Besides, he had the option to refuse from the beginning, didn't he? I have never forced anyone to do anything, and I don't think there are any mandatory regulations in my contract."

Having said this, he also pulled out the contract signed by Yang Zirui, pointed to the few clauses on it rather aggrievedly and said

"Your own clauses have hundreds more clauses than mine, and you use a bunch of irrelevant nonsense to cover up a few deceptive clauses. But look at mine, are there any harmful things? I don't even have one. You are required to fulfill any obligations."

"If every devil was as random as me, then hell would have gone bankrupt long ago."

Team Leader Zheng gave a look to his subordinates to appease the couple, and then continued to Qiming.

"But such behavior is still very dangerous and irresponsible..."

"What does it mean to be irresponsible?" Qiming spread his hands.

"It is irresponsible to hand over dangerous and uncontrollable things to children who have no ability to judge for themselves!" Team leader Zheng said seriously and seriously.

"Just like this transformation ring, even if such a dangerous thing needs to be handed over, it should be handed over to an adult who has the ability to judge the situation..."

"Wait a minute, you made a mistake." Qiming stopped Team Leader Zheng and said with a smile.

"First of all, what is responsibility? It is a mutual commitment arising from social relationships, and am I a member of your society? No, just like your law, it can only lock up those who are bound by it. ."

"If the law doesn't protect you, it won't restrain you. This is the most basic social contract, isn't it?"

"We can let the law protect you and even provide you with all the conveniences you want..." Team Leader Zheng retorted, but was interrupted by Qiming before he could finish his words.

"So you want me to change countries to 'play'?" Qiming looked at him with a half-smile but not a smile.

"...That's not what I meant." Team leader Zheng was silent for a moment and said with some difficulty.

"We just hope that if you want to have fun, you can let us provide you with a range of candidates..."

This is very wrong, and can even be said to be a shameful slap in the face.

But Team Leader Zheng said it anyway, because it must be said, because the cold beast called the country needs this.Even though he felt uncomfortable, he still had to speak out.

We need both profit and stability.

31.Unexpected disaster

"Hahahahaha, so in the final analysis, you are still seeking 'cooperation' and seeking to bring me into your relationships and rules." Qiming crossed his fingers and continued with a smile.

"Because I can bring you more, you still need me to act, but because you are afraid of the changes I will bring, you want to 'circle' me, right?"

It's hard to say, but it's the truth.Or, to put it more crudely, they just wanted to put a collar on the gold monster.

I can't let go of his interests, but I'm also afraid of the changes he will bring.The contradictions and self-conflicts of the political system are really vividly displayed.

"Your political art requires you to seek balance, but unfortunately, what I hate most is balance." Qiming put away his smile and shook his head.

"My answer is, no, NO, absolutely impossible! My behavior will not change, my approach will not change, and no one of you can shake me with any conditions."

How could it be possible to be swayed?The fun of Qiming comes from the different results caused by various people getting different props. This unknown is the source of fun.

You add a constant range to a variable, even if there are still some changes, but the moment infinite becomes finite, enlightenment is no longer fun.

"You are so afraid that the established order will be broken, then work hard to do yourselves better. If you are afraid that the oppressed people will get weapons to cause damage, then eliminate the oppression." Qiming said leisurely.

"And in the final analysis, I am a random selection of people rather than a certain group of people. But if this phenomenon of the oppressed disrupting order occurs many times, it is a problem of probability, or sociology. "

"These are all your problems after all. I just provided them with something they have never had before to achieve their own goals. I am not innocent. I understand that you are attacking me for stability and order. I don't care either. I I won’t even condemn or casually retaliate against you.”

"I even respect what you do. Because you abide by your duties, and I respect people who abide by their duties, even if they want me to do things I don't want to do."

Team Leader Zheng was silent, but in fact he had been mentally prepared before coming.

There are always people who think that a person who has acquired otherworldly powers and abilities can blend in and coexist with the social collective - impossible, absolutely not possible.

Individuals with extreme power and collectives pursuing order are in extreme conflict. Only one of the two will completely bow to the other, or a violent collision will make one bow or disappear.

Those so-called cases of mutual integration between individuals and groups are still essentially the result of overly powerful individuals choosing to bow their heads and follow their rules in order to integrate into the group. From the perspective of the group, this is not a problem, but from the perspective of the individual -

Just like Qiming said, since I don’t need your legal protection at all, why should I accept the constraints of your laws?

If you don't accept the protection of the jailer, you certainly don't need to be bound by the prison.

Such people are called criminals or enemies most of the time.And in the face of people who break their order, what the collective called the country can and should do——

Team Leader Zheng's right hand unconsciously moved to his waist. His headset that communicated with all team members was always on. With just one command, the hidden sniper would pierce the man's head with an armor-piercing bullet.

But, but...

Team Leader Zheng restrained all his inappropriate thoughts and took a deep breath.

You can't do this, because it is extremely irrational and even extremely stupid to rashly turn against the enemy without knowing the capabilities of the enemy.

After all, they are not a beacon of freedom. They have not become overly arrogant and lost their minds during the 30 years of unscrupulous dominance in the world.

"Then can we collect the props you handed out?"

Team Leader Zheng retreated to the next best thing. Knowing that it was impossible to reach the desired contract with the other party at least now, he simply made another request.

"Ha, it sounds like you won't get it if I don't agree." Qiming smiled and shook his head.

"Of course, you can! But you have to know that even if I release something, I can't deprive the holder of the power - if you want to get what they have, you must get their permission."

Qiming raised his finger and smiled playfully

"First of all, if you want to obtain even the right to use, you must obtain the holder's absolute self-will and thought permission. Secondly, the same is true for transferring the right to use, any act of establishment, induction, coercion and coercion. Any referrals made will not be recognized - you can just go

Test the depth of this, but I must warn you, the worse the means you use, the less likely you are to get those things. "

"As for the owner who unfortunately dies while holding the item and does not transfer the second right to use it, then I will have the right to unconditionally recycle the item."

Team Leader Zheng nodded slowly. This condition was very pertinent and could even be said to be a very preferential treatment.

If only based on this condition, it is not that they cannot accept the props released by Qiming now - if these surreal anomalies can be obtained within a controllable casualty range, it will definitely be a sure profit for them. .

"The self-confidence of these earthworms makes me feel very uncomfortable!"

The silent Nimfu expressed her disgust towards these humans through telepathy to Qiming.

You can't blame her, after all, but you won't be happy when a dozen sniper rifles are aimed at your forehead, and you know very well that these toys are only for you to polish, and you have to resist the idea of ​​blowing them up.

"In general, they are already a very rational government." Qiming said leisurely as he looked at Yang Zirui who was gradually waking up.

"You will have the opportunity to meet more unknown people in the future, but no matter what, Nimfu, you are always free to do whatever you want~~~"

"I will never tie you down in this regard my sweet little angel. If you want to do it, you can do it now."

She absolutely respects Nimfu's power, and it can even be said that she speaks in a sometimes inducing manner.

But Nimfu felt that even if she could take action, Qiming would not be happy if she really killed these people who made her unhappy.

It's not that he is very kind, but maybe this goes against one of the reasons why he chose Nimfu.Random killing itself may destroy many interesting conclusions that can be observed.

So Nimfu just snorted arrogantly, exploded the electronic devices on those people, and then stopped.

sizzle sizzle~~

The earphones suddenly erupted with a harsh sound, causing Team Leader Zheng's expression to change. He focused his gaze on Qi Ming, who was smiling but not smiling, and said tentatively.

"Are you warning us?"

"Whatever you think, because I don't care either." Qiming shrugged.

"It doesn't matter if you want to shut down the live broadcast room along with the website, or completely restrict the bandwidth. I will not take the initiative to take any retaliation against you."

Maybe he was sincere when he said this, but it was still impossible for Team Leader Zheng to believe him.

"Has Mr. Yang woke up already? It seems that the dose of the medicine is really very small."

Qiming looked at the elementary school student who was gradually waking up with blank eyes, and then suddenly played with Team Leader Zheng.

"But I think you should mainly search for Ms. Wen who took away the transformation ring, right?"

"Actually, you don't have to go to such trouble, because as long as the prop holder thinks about it, their lost things will be returned to them immediately."

Team Leader Zheng's eyes lit up, and then he immediately looked at Yang Zirui who was lying on the ground. The latter's brain and thinking were still confused under the influence of anesthetics, but he still instinctively touched his transformation ring.

With just this simple action, this dangerous prop appeared in his hand again.

"Zirui!!!"

Following Team Leader Zheng's signal, Xu Qiu and Yang Jianxing were allowed to pass, and immediately ran over and hugged their sons with tears of joy.

"bb, mm..."

Yang Zirui, who was still demented by the anesthetic, was held in his mother's arms blankly. He wanted to say something but could only utter indistinct syllables. His muscles paralyzed by the drug were obviously unable to complete such a task. Operation.

Qiming on the side pulled out the pile of cards from the side of the transformation ring with a curious look on his face, raised his eyebrows, and showed a playful smile.

Of course, such an abnormal movement could not escape the eyes of Team Leader Zheng. His expression instantly became solemn, he looked at Qiming and said seriously

"Did something unexpected happen?"

"First of all, I must tell you that Miss Wen signed a contract with me regarding her broadcast rights before she left." Qiming smiled and spread out the cards like a poker, and then said leisurely

"Don't look bad. Don't worry, there's no price, and I didn't give her anything. If I have to talk about conditions, it's probably just that she got a sense of security from me that I won't interfere with at all. .”

"But despite this, it seems that she still achieved her idea... with an extremely extreme result."

He showed the pile of cards, ranging from ordinary animals to all kinds of incredible and strange monsters, but the gap he deliberately let out meant that one of the cards had disappeared from here.

This made Team Leader Zheng instantly feel as if he had fallen into an ice cellar.

"Although the holder can freely take back his own props, some props used after the use rights are transferred will not be directly confiscated." Qiming folded the card and said leisurely

"That is to say, some props will be maintained until the moment they are completed when activated. And Miss Wen seems to have already used one of these cards..."

"What did she become? What card did you throw away?"

The panic stemming from instinct and reason prompted Team Leader Zheng to use a slightly rough tone of voice, while Qiming just raised his head and said softly

"Look, the weather today is really bad. There are dark clouds. Look, there are so big dark clouds."

"Besides, you shouldn't ask me this question. After all, its owner is Mr. Yang, not me."

He saw that the clear night sky just now was instantly covered by countless dark clouds. At the same time, the sudden drop in atmospheric pressure brought a severe pain that seemed to tear his brain apart into his temples.

hum! ! !

The severe tinnitus distorted his expression, but compared to the pain, what he saw in the dark clouds was even greater... fear!

He didn't know what was going on, and he couldn't even see what was hidden in the dark clouds.And now, he can't even contact anyone to give him an answer!

The only person who could give him the answer was the initiator in front of him.But he just politely inserted the card box back into the transformation ring, held down the brim of his hat and smiled at the frightened Team Leader Zheng.

"Then, I'll say goodbye. I'm going to watch the live broadcast over there."