I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

This irrational contact came from a rampage by the FIB operations department.

They made a time lag, and without submitting the report to their superiors immediately, they hurriedly arrested the 'salesman' and began interrogating him.

They want to be the first to eat the crab and enjoy the richest crab paste.

But unfortunately, they just bit an explosive poisonous mushroom.

And the bad result of all this is the most brutal counterattack.

Surveillance video from the confidential FIB building in Miami was sent to FIB Director Louis Miller almost immediately.

The Director-General, who had just returned to the living room after taking a shower, saw the TV that was suddenly turned on and his subordinates who were being tortured and killed on the TV. His face turned pale with fright. At such an age, he almost lost his breath.

But when he reacted, he realized that something was wrong and reported the matter immediately. At the same time, the virus incident broke out simultaneously with the blackout.

The entire Free Beacon's top brass was agitated.

The invisible virus lurking in the network system is already a time bomb. What they fear most is the revenge of the 'salesman'!

Before being beaten, these arrogant guys may have had the idea of ​​​​testing each other, but now that they received a solid punch but did not know how to fight back, they began to be afraid.

From the Capitol Building to the White Palace, from the Five-Star Building to the FIB headquarters, relevant emergency meetings were held again and again.

But they have no choice but to divide the pot!

Because they can't even find the salesman's whereabouts - whether it's negotiation or hostility, you don't even know where your opponent is, so how can you carry out your plan?

But no matter what, for the entire Free Beacon, this revenge has not really touched them yet.

At least on the surface, they are unwilling to give in.

In order to express his position and share the blame, Director Miller vowed in many high-level communication meetings that he would carry out the matter to the end, find the problem that endangers the Free Lighthouse, and 'solve' it.

After barely keeping his job, Director Miller immediately ordered FIB agents to set up multiple task forces at the same time to focus their attention on the 'salesmen' instead of the people who were responsible for their own country.

A large amount of funds were approved, and investigation and search work were carried out simultaneously - and soon, they also got the results.

To be precise, it wasn't that they actually found Qiming's whereabouts and took any action, but that they quickly found 'clues' on the homepages of social video websites such as You Tu Turtle and Tuita.

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Of course, if something like that clearly hanging on the homepage can be called a clue...

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In the FIB office building, Director Miller was sitting in the center of the conference room. The agents around him were silent and meticulous, but what they were watching was a very inferior financial advertisement projected on the big screen.

No, such a thing, even a financial management advertisement, is to promote him. It is completely like a funny video written with AI translation and full of stereotypes and translation accents.

However, such a video has been quietly posted on the homepage of major video websites in the past half hour.

Yes, it suddenly appeared and directly occupied the first interface of the homepage. However, no problems were found in the operations and procedures behind all video websites.

They didn't realize something was wrong until someone reported it, but before they could take action, the financial management video was quietly removed from the shelves.

Obviously, they encountered the same cyber technology attack as the Pan-Asian Alliance, but the difference was that this attack only lasted for a mere half an hour.

Soon, this issue was placed on the FIB conference table, and they needed to look at this extremely low-quality advertisement to provide some detailed analysis and data.

"What do you think?" Director Miller asked seriously

The agents looked at each other, and after thinking and discussing, they gave various answers.

But most people gave the same answer - it was just a provocation and a deterrent to them.

After all, they couldn’t see anything in it that was extremely harmful or offensive to the country. If there was, it was just a provocation and mockery of the country’s credibility and those media websites.

This could probably hit them on the stock price?But other than that, there is really nothing threatening about this nonsense advertisement.

"Based on our previous analysis and profiling of the 'salesman's' behavior pattern, he is not a proactive character who cares a lot about our behavior."

FIB's psychological profiling expert stood up to speak and gave an answer to his behavior from a psychological perspective.

"There is a high probability that the 'assistant' who had the appearance of a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl next to him made the revengeful counterattack, because based on the very few verbal interactions between them, we believe that the character of this 'assistant' is very Close to a teenager in adolescence.”

"In other words, this advertisement is most likely not revenge from the salesman. It is just another behavior of his - that is, the two times he did in the Pan-Asian Alliance to give a special person a special Props.”

After listening to the report from the psychology expert, Director Miller nodded calmly and then said

"In this case, we don't have to worry about anything. We can just follow our steps. The search for the whereabouts of the 'salesman' is still ongoing, but we must also simultaneously start the search for the individual who gave him the props."

"Do you want to directly trace that JPMorgan Chase bank account number?" a secret service director frowned.

"Of course, but I don't think the salesman would leave such a simple loophole." Director Miller said quietly.

"Gentlemen, our next work will be very hard. You need to stay and work overtime. I hope you won't go to the union to cause trouble for us."

The FIB's 'overtime' will naturally not be a glorious thing. Without any specific evidence or loopholes left by the salesman, it will not be an easy task to screen out the suspects within the entire lighthouse. .

But they can still do it, even with the dumbest and simplest methods.Their FIB has very good cooperation with major communication companies and mobile phone operators, and they themselves have the authority to monitor and monitor the information interaction of all terminals across the country.

The former 'Prism Gate' may have been a media carnival, but it was never a problem that the FIB would worry about.Just like now, they are still doing it, and they are doing it more unscrupulously and more thoroughly.

AI-assisted large-scale monitoring and screening work will begin at this moment. They will monitor a total of 620 terminals in the entire Free Lighthouse and conduct continuous screening and removal until the suspected target is found.

And perhaps, the salesman will continue his 'live broadcast' or reveal some unspeakable tricks during this process, but no matter what, their fight has just begun.

Director Miller thought confidently, looked at everyone in the conference room, and said in a deep voice

"Gentlemen, this is a difficult mission, but I believe we have the ability to pull it off. We are the FBI, and our job is to keep the country and its people safe. Now, let's work together to bring the 'Salesman' to justice By law!”

42. Interest is compounded. Interest is compounded.

Outside the conference room, agents rushing in and out also brought answers from major Silicon Valley upstarts and network security consultants - they could not find the whereabouts of the other party, and they did not even know the attack method launched by the other party.

Just like the virus that the salesman suddenly planted in Miami, this is undoubtedly a technological attack that is completely outside the scope of their understanding.

And tracing based on that specific account cannot be completed - to be precise, any attempt to track that account at a fixed point will encounter extremely harsh counterattacks, whether it is using other terminals as a springboard to launch an attack or JP Morgan Chase to which the account belongs. Any attempt to directly trace the source will be met with direct counterattack.

The terminal that initiates traceback will be directly paralyzed and turned into a complete 'brick', and all computers that interact with it will suffer this fate.

Such a result directly frightened JPMorgan Chase into decisively rejecting the FIB's request for help. It was obvious that even Director Miller was helpless against the other party's attitude.

The only special agency in the entire Beacon that has the ability to attack JPMorgan Chase is the IRS. If their FIB is dead, they will scare the state government. Attacking Morgan is purely a matter of Melaleuca - a big brain.

Since it is impossible to defeat the opponent on a technical level, Director Miller can only ask his subordinates to use "stupid methods".

Monitoring phone calls and information exchanges across the country is a seemingly impossible task, but with the support of super powerful AI models, they have been able to do this job.

Through different methods such as investigating specific words and information, they are constantly narrowing down the scope of screening, and being able to do this is the only way they can take the initiative.

For the rest, they can only continue to wait for the 'salesman' to continue making moves before making a decision.

However, Director Miller is still very confident. He is very confident in Beacon's unique military power and system.And even if this guy of unknown origin does any terrorist attacks or destructive actions, it is destined to have little impact.

When lunch break came, Director Miller chose to eat his lunch in the restaurant of the office building. After Water served him two large martinis, he turned on his cell phone and took a beta-blocker to himself. drug.

There are other ways to take the initiative, and he is even doing it himself.

He put ten dollars into the bank account.

Although it has been proven that it is absolutely impossible for them to search for each other's whereabouts on a technical level, it would be good to even understand what they want to do.

This approach is somewhat embarrassing, and there are always some security risks, so he doesn't openly let everyone do it.

Director Miller looked at the congratulatory email sent to his mobile phone, took a sip of his spicy martini, and scanned the contents in detail.

It is still lackluster and full of exaggerated and dramatic statements and descriptions. Congratulations to him for joining this 'profit, profit, profit, profit, profit, profit' project, and congratulations to him who no longer has to worry about money.

Huh, investment and financial management?Director Miller turned off his phone and thought with disdain.

As the boss of FIB, he is very aware of the tricks of those investment and financial management projects. Only those leeks who are eager to get rich overnight will invest in the financial management projects or stocks on the market, and finally become the nutrients to be divided up and absorbed by the predators. .

Maybe there will indeed be a few lucky people who make money, but even based on the simplest probability theory, we know that the majority will always lose money.

But human nature is like this. When you see the one percent that succeeds, you will selectively ignore the 90.00% that die suddenly.

Of course, there is no need to worry about people like Miller. His investment and financial management will never be shown to the public. He will always make contributions to the company through insider information, shareholdings by others, inflate stock prices, cheat, etc. Ways to easily divide the wealth of those fools.

Financial management?Is there any financial management project in the world that can make more money than being a trader?

Director Miller thought leisurely, and after drinking two large martinis, he felt a little tipsy, so he simply closed his eyes and lay here to enjoy his lunch break.

I don’t know how many games have passed.

When Miller opened his eyes leisurely and stretched, the sky outside the window was already turning dusk.He stood up, patted his suit, and then picked up his cell phone——

What came into view were four different emails in a row.

"Thank you for your investment behavior in our compounding interest, compounding interest, compounding interest, compounding interest project. This time you earned 1 US dollar in our financial management project, and the total amount of your account is currently 11 US dollars."

"Thank you for being with us... This time you earned US$1.1 from our financial management project, and the total amount of your account is currently US$12.1."

"Thank you for being with us... This time you earned US$1.21 from our financial management project, and the total amount of your account is currently US$13.31."

"Thank you for being with us... This time you earned US$1.331 from our financial management project, and the total amount of your account is currently US$14.64 (US$ less than the score will be accumulated into the fund pool for you)"

What is this?

Miller stared blankly at the content of the strange text message, and then realized that it was a text message sent to him by the weird investment and financial management project.

He looked at the time. It was now 59:[-] in the afternoon. He seemed to have been asleep for almost five hours. Could these text messages be possible?

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It was another similar text message reminder, and the content above made Miller, who was still a little sleepy, wake up immediately.

"Thank you for your investment behavior in our compounding interest, compounding interest, compounding interest, compounding interest project. This time you earned 1.46 US dollar in our financial management project, and the total amount of your account is currently 16.1 US dollars."

Is this text message...sent only once an hour?

But what does this content mean?Does this compound interest mean simply 'interest'?But this ratio...

Miller was not stupid. Although he was old, he was still an elite graduate from a prestigious school. After a little calculation in his mind, he calculated this ratio.

If this is a bank, then the interest rate of this bank is 10%.

The interest rate is very attractive, not particularly shocking.Because Lighthouse National Bank also had an annual interest rate of 10.9% the year before

But the premise is – this is the annual interest rate.

But this thing doesn't seem to be an annual interest rate or a monthly interest rate at all, but it seems to be... an hourly interest rate.

It seems to calculate interest for you on an hourly basis.

In other words, the capital invested will increase by [-]% per hour.

Miller sobered up immediately.

What is this concept?Even the most inhumane loan sharks only charge a monthly interest rate close to 24%, which adds up to about 300% in a year.

It sounds very crazy. If you don't pay back the money within a year, you will have to pay twice the interest on the principal.

But if an investment and financial management project calculates the interest rate on an 'hourly' basis, and the interest rate reaches 10%...

This is fucking like that classic math problem, I will give you 1000 million, or I will give you two yuan on the first day and double it on the second day for a month, and then let you choose.

Anyone with a little knowledge of mathematics knows that the latter is far greater than the former. In the field of mathematics, any calculation involving powers can easily result in an astronomical number.

The benefit increases by 9000% every hour. This exaggerated ratio is more terrifying than doubling it in a day. That is a rough calculation of the numbers - the ten dollars Miller saved can be turned into a profit in less than a week. [-] million US dollars!

A number that would make even him feel suffocated, and what's even more terrifying is that it continues to double based on this base number!

This calculation is not terribly complicated at all, you just plug in a formula of the initial value times (1 + 0.1)^hours.

No, that can't be the case.

Miller comforted himself that such an exaggerated thing could not exist in the world - even if the 'salesman' planned to directly invade their bank system to change the account numbers, as long as they did not print so many banknotes, then the money would be just a Just a set of numbers!