I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

"That is to say, Mr. Mike, if you store 100 yuan here, your deposit will become 110 yuan after one hour, 120 yuan after two hours, and 130 two yuan and ten cents after three hours. By analogy-"

Mike's eyes gradually reflected from the clear stupidity, and then turned into an unbelievable shock and madness!

The interest rate growth is exactly the same as the interest rate of the loan business - and this number is already big enough to subvert any financial product in the world just after hearing about it for the third hour!

If there is a product in this world that can stably increase your assets by 30.00% within three hours, then people all over the world who want to buy it will definitely squeeze their heads!

Moreover, if calculated continuously according to the proportion, this number is simply——

Mike's body was shaking constantly. He still had the last 50 yuan left on him, which was enough to feed him for a day at most, but if all of it was invested in this bank -

Seemingly seeing through his thoughts, Qiming smiled happily and said

"As long as Mr. Mike has the patience to wait for about a week, you will have total assets of 970 yuan. And as long as you wait for ten days, your wealth will reach about 870 billion, and Two weeks would be..."

There is no need to go on. For Mike, who has never made more than '[-]' in his life, a unit of [-] million can already make his heart stop!

Numbers growing by powers is an exaggerated concept beyond anyone's imagination. All this is enough to make Mike's breathing quicken, his heart beat wildly, and his blood vessels swell!

"Of course, how you believe it and how you use it is your freedom."

Qiming placed the card on the interest rate bank and said softly to Mike who was feeling hot all over.

"The contract has come into effect, Mr. Mike. Next, we will observe and process your performance and behavior to a certain extent. We will observe you, possibly at any time."

The gentle and friendly words made Mike tremble all over, and his eyes revealed a strange kind of fanaticism!

For a person who has become religious to a certain extent, when the 'angels' and 'god' he knows say that they will watch him, his thoughts will inevitably undergo some strange changes. .

But no matter what, these are changes, changes that Qiming is happy to see.

He chuckled and waved his hand slightly, and disappeared on the roof with Nimfu.Mike, who was left feeling hot all over, tremblingly took out his only possessions from his arms and placed them on the 'save' side.

Then, with a trembling tone, he said

“I’m going to save all this money for a period of time—I’m going to save it for seven days!”

Compared with the exaggerated value Qiming said, Mike only needs to save seven days - which should be enough, should be enough money!

"Hey hey, hey hey hey, hey hey hahahahaha!!!"

Mike crossed his arms tightly and laughed wildly, as if he could already enjoy the extremely beautiful future!

He will become very, very rich!

......

"Is my little fairy kitten satisfied with this 'revenge'?"

In a small villa where he and Nimfu temporarily stayed somewhere in Northern Europe, Qiming hugged his soft little goblin and playfully said

"You are really a narrow-minded little goblin~~~"

"...It's not for revenge. Aren't you quite happy?" Nimfu turned her head and muttered unhappily.

"And I'm not unhappy just for myself..."

"Haha, yes, it really makes me happy that my cute fairy kitten is so considerate of its owner." Qiming smiled and hugged Nimfu, looking at her lovely white face and big sky-blue eyes. Praise loudly without feeling shame

"Lovely, pure, and considerate of her master, is there anything more perfect in the world than my Nimfu? Nothing! My lovely Nimfu is the best thing in the world... ..”

"Ugh~~~Shut up! Stop talking."

Facing the direct attack, Nimfu's shy cheeks turned red, and the electronic ear instruments on both sides emitted a burst of steam. She bit her lips lightly, her eyes revealed a tenderness and shyness, her hands gently rubbed the corners of her clothes, and then spat. He hugged Qiming's waist, buried his head in it, and whispered

"I can't stand it, stop saying that..."

Qiming kissed Nimfu's forehead, held the chain around her slender neck, looked at the lapping waves, and at the same time patted Nimfu's soft back, chuckled and hummed.

The joy of tranquility and ease is not lost to the excitement of change.

45. Wealth that cannot be destroyed

Is having money a good thing?certainly!

You can't imagine the happiness of rich people!

Is it good for a country to have money?

Of course, who doesn’t want funds that can never be spent!

But too much money - it becomes a disaster, too much of anything, it is a disaster.

The entire Free Beacon financial community is going crazy right now!

No, it’s not just the financial world, it should be said that all institutions and departments of Lighthouse are moving like crazy and fast!

If it only involves storage security or financial issues, at most the banking sector and half of the government departments will be mobilized.

Even the financial crisis that affected the entire Wall Street in 08 and the bankruptcy of Lehman actually did not alarm more departments of Beacon.

There are even quite a few of them who are willing to see the consequences of such a disaster and are ready to make a good fortune in the wind and waves!

The bigger the waves, the more fish!How can they have enough to eat if their colleagues who also have money don't collapse?

But this time it was different, completely different.

To a certain extent, this crisis has hit the entire Free Beacon even more urgently than the two world wars - or even the missile confrontation with Mao Xiong!

If you have to compare, this is already a crisis on the same scale as the original War of Independence!

Because if it is not handled properly, the entire Free Beacon will collapse and disintegrate in an instant!

This is by no means an exaggeration, because when the financial chaebols headed by JPMorgan Chase gathered together, these old moneymen who had been sitting on the Diaoyutai in two world wars fully joined forces in an unprecedented manner after understanding the urgency of the matter.

They have no scruples about maintaining some superficial harmony with the government, and directly use various channels to impose unquestionable demands on the White House and Congress for issuing and issuing orders.

But they are not asking the government to bail out the market, just like the government was asked to support bankrupt insurance companies during the 08 stock market crash.Instead, the government is asked to immediately find out the problems that allow their assets to 'increase' out of thin air.

Yes, increase out of thin air

JPMorgan Chase, Liberty Central, Wells Fargo, Citibank and some relatively smaller banks suddenly found that a large amount of cash was appearing out of thin air in their bank deposits and accounts.

This may sound like a good thing at first—but when the number continues to increase exponentially, the good thing turns into a problem in an instant!

Take JPMorgan Chase as an example. In just one week, they had an extra trillion dollars in their accounts out of thin air!

What is this concept?The last time the U.S. debt raised interest rates, they only printed an extra 3000 billion to release money. However, just this alone caused prices to rise a lot...

And if there is an extra trillion US dollars out of thin air, if this damn water is released, it will definitely trigger a new financial tsunami!

In fact, if this is the case, it can still be controlled - data can be manipulated, and physical currency can be destroyed, but the problem is that the money cannot be destroyed.

The weird thing is here.

The extra one trillion cash appeared silently and out of thin air in various bank vaults of JPMorgan Chase. Even though several vaults were directly filled to the brim, all of these US dollar bills were real!

Their code was recorded on a computer, the acid-free paper and ink they used were completely legal, and the Franklin printed on it was exactly the same.

Even if they are classified as 'counterfeit banknotes', these banknotes can be spent as if they were real!

When people from the Federal Reserve came to the door, the head of JPMorgan Chase even wanted to do Tai Chi at first, but it was not until the excessive wealth made him realize that something was wrong that he allowed the Federal Reserve to transport these problematic banknotes and burn them. .

Then, they saw an even weirder scene.

No matter how these banknotes are burned, they will appear out of thin air in their vaults the next moment.As if in the blink of an eye, the empty space was filled with banknotes!

Little Morgan, the head of JPMorgan Chase, was even halfway to using the toilet at home when he was buried by a pile of hundred-dollar bills that suddenly burst out of the toilet!

This rich young man almost drowned in his own toilet with dollar bills mixed with his own feces.

They were horrified to find that these real banknotes could not be destroyed at all. No matter how they were written off, they would 'come back' again the next moment.

So what if they are sealed away?

The strange phenomenon appeared again. When a target who was marked as an abnormal customer went to the bank to withdraw money, there were obviously not that many banknotes in the ATM, but the extra banknotes still appeared out of thin air through the ATM. human hands.

This has nothing to do with science or anything, it is purely a supernatural event.

After experiments, the Federal Reserve and many banks found the only way to digest these banknotes.

That is to let it flow into the market - to be precise, it must flow into the market normally according to the real market price. Only by transferring ownership can the work of destroying these banknotes be performed.

And the approach of trying to price a mug at one trillion yuan is simply impossible to achieve. Even if it is to buy stocks, the money will only be used to achieve a second ownership conversion based on market recognition of blue chip stocks that are equal to or lower than the current stock price.

It's like money has become a spirit. It not only determines the value of investments by itself, but also directly evaluates negative equity.

Of course, they have also tried the simplest and most direct method - that is to kill the holder and end the other party's possibility of withdrawing funds directly from the source.

But when they attacked a 73-year-old woman, they found that the US$930 million in her account was automatically 'distributed' to her relatives, husband, husband's relatives, inheritance recipients, etc. in total according to the will and property law. Nine goals in hand.

The only problem was that the old woman's will had no executor at all.

It is foreseeable that if the killing continues, the money will not disappear but will continue to be 'subdivided'.

That is to say - unless you kill all his relatives who can be legally defined as the heirs of the inheritance, and make sure that they have not made other inheritance gift agreement objects, otherwise killing will only increase the speed of the money flowing into the market!

From the source, this weird 'money curse' has blocked their attempts to digest the money by killing the holders.

There is no way. The Federal Reserve and all the financial giants in Beacon can't find a way to neutralize this attack.This curse-like attack that transcends science and reason cannot be changed even if they call the shots in reality.

All they can do is to seize those with abnormal accounts as much as possible and imprison them to ensure that they do not withdraw cash to slow down the flow of money into the market.

Even so, they cannot completely control the small and medium-sized financial companies that are playing tricks on them and secretly promoting the speed of money flowing into the market.

Until now, the amount of U.S. dollars appearing in banks out of thin air is still growing, and those abnormal accounts are also increasing day by day, and the large amount of U.S. dollars flowing into the market is also increasing wildly.

Even if the major chaebols have been curbing it, it is still difficult to stop the soaring prices in New York.

Many people have begun to protest on the streets of New York, especially when they are trying to attack Wall Street, and their slogans are so exciting for these old money.

“It’s fifty dollars a piece of bread today, what about tomorrow?”

People with such slogans led a march to storm Wall Street. Although they failed to storm Wall Street, they succeeded in spreading the news.

It was obvious that there had been a flood not long ago that caused prices to soar - and it happened again just a few days ago?

Riots and demonstrations began to spread rapidly like the plague.

Of course, the current actual price situation in New York will certainly not be as exaggerated as advertised, but it is foreseeable that if it continues to be delayed, it will be very difficult to say.

Even a super old man like Morgan Jr. pessimistically expressed at the conference table of financial giants that if this continues, he can no longer be sure whether the excessive flow of US dollars into the market first made the US dollar cheaper than the Zimbabwe dollar. At the same time, [-]% of the people in Lighthouse were completely bankrupt, and the US dollars exploding in his toilet drowned him first.

Or worse—the entire planet is inundated with those extra dollars.

But it is obvious that the person behind all this does not intend to do such a big thing. He just wants to achieve the small goal of defeating the world economy - and it is obvious that the source of the people who caused the trouble can not be found for a day, and they can only count. Waiting for death with fingers pointed.

If this was a war, then there was no doubt that they would humiliatingly declare defeat without even meeting their own enemies.

And all of this is because of the extremely stupid arrest by the FIB ten days ago!

As the person who will definitely take the blame, what else can Director Miller do?In extreme panic, he could only frantically order his subordinates to find the source of the problem as soon as possible!

If he could see the 'salesman' again, Director Miller would kneel down in front of him and kiss the toes of his shoes without hesitation, and beg for his forgiveness!

Of course, such changes in the Free Beacon cannot be hidden from all countries in the world.

The younger brothers who followed the Free Beacon were curious as to why their elder brother suddenly went crazy. People and companies who had the ability to know the inside story immediately began to sell U.S. dollars. Among them, the Pan-Asian Alliance was the most powerful. Although it was a few years ago I started selling U.S. bonds, but after this happened, I wanted to clear out all the U.S. dollars and foreign exchange in my hands!

I would rather exchange U.S. dollars for Japanese yen than hold so many U.S. debts!

Although Beacon has declared on international occasions that this is immoral behavior on more than one occasion - he either defaults on the credit crisis that threatens the bankruptcy of the U.S. debt, or he can only suffer it.

The Pan-Asian Alliance, which knows the inside story best, is extremely lucky.

Especially Team Leader Zheng of the Abnormal Affairs Investigation Bureau. He originally felt particularly bad after he found out that the person the salesman chose this time was in the United States - but now he is just glad that it didn't happen on their territory.

This kind of financial dimensionality reduction blow is much more exciting than turning into a big monster and massacring the city. If this wave is not handled well, a country's economic system will completely disintegrate from the source, and they, the powerful people, will also Don't even think about it!

The first victims of soaring inflation are not just civilians. They, the capitalists, are the ones who can best face the shrinkage of assets caused by excessive inflation!

At least for those who are rich and powerful, and must be at the top of the country, they would rather watch monsters massacre the city than accept the result of their assets shrinking or even being reduced to zero, and then their class will decline.

If this incident has any lessons for the Abnormalities Investigation Bureau, it would be to never irritate the 'salesman'.

Even if he doesn't care, the 'assistant' beside him is not a knight who completely ignores their character and charges towards the dragon rashly. It's not called brave, it's called stupid.

Moreover - why the 'salesman' chose not to live broadcast as the 'entertainment method' this time is quite meaningful. Spreading entertainment through produced videos rather than live broadcasts can be considered to have advantages and disadvantages.

But no matter what, when the entire Free Lighthouse was jumping up and down, the next 'advertisement' came immediately.

46. ​​The bad guy’s epiphany

Mike is living a very happy life now.

Everything bad that was thrown away in the past has now returned to Mike.

He made up for the brothers and friends he had wronged in the past, brought his girlfriend back to him, and reestablished a relationship with his parents.