I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

"Who said you were stupid?!"

Di Qing said slowly, while listening to the voice of "I'm not stupid" arguing in his ears, he picked up the gun, pointed it at the roaring pig in the distance, and pulled the trigger.

boom! ! !

A distance of several hundred meters was enough for the Glock 18's ballistics to miss his grandma's house, but he wasn't trying to kill anyone, he was just 'proving' it.

Director Qian was so frightened by the gunshot that he shrank his head, and then he threw the horn to the ground in anger!

Damn it, you ignorant brat! ! !

He was so angry not only because Di Qing refuted his 'good intentions', but also because this shot had proven that it was definitely not a toy.

Where did all this kid get his gun? !

I don't know what to think, but at this time, a car drove over again, and when I saw the car, Di Qing's expression finally changed.

He breathed deeply, as if he was adjusting his mood, and as if he was thinking about some deep question.

And when the car stopped, the figures who hurried out of it turned out to be Di Qing's parents!

They stood there anxiously. After seeing their son holding a gun and pointing it at the head of the principal who had thanked him profusely yesterday, their blood pressure suddenly skyrocketed.

"Mr. Di, you and your wife must advise your son not to do stupid things."

Director Qian stepped forward to give instructions, but he had already given the order to the sniper secretly——

For those who hold dangerous weapons, they have the power to directly kill the opponent.

For Director Qian, the best thing to do is to kill Di Qing, a dangerous kid.If it was better, he would have wanted to kill Quan Zhengyi too!

Although it would damage a considerable amount of income, at least he could have a good sleep today.

"You bastard, get out of here!"

Di Qing's father grabbed his belt and walked over angrily, pointed at his son with wide eyes and cursed angrily, while Di Qing's mother followed behind with tears in her eyes, wailing at Di Qing in a tearful voice.

"Son!!! You can't do stupid things..."

Di Qing's breathing became more rapid, his eyes were red, and beads of sweat kept flowing on the top of his head.He looked at his parents and said in a hoarse voice

"You know what this beast did to me, right? You were aware of the fact that he shocked me, right?"

His parents hesitated for a moment, and then his father said righteously that he had no, while his mother lowered her head and wiped tears with red eyes.

"It seems they know." The war demon mocked in his heart

"Is this the affection you have as a human being? It's really touching, hahahahahaha!!!"

"Do you really want an obedient dog?" Di Qing said in a hoarse voice, staring at his father with his blood-red eyes and yelling wildly.

"Why the hell did you give birth to me in the first place! If you want a dog that listens to you, why don't you just go to the pet store and buy one!!!"

"You unfilial son! Do you know how hard your mother and I endured to support you in school..."

Of course, a father will not be afraid of the insults from his son.His natural identity suppression and decades of obedience have made it impossible for him to feel fearful of the person in front of him.

Di Qing looked at his father's roar and his mother's tears of self-pity, suddenly smiled, and then jumped off the gate post of Zhengde College.

Director Qian's eyes lit up and he immediately ordered the sniper to stop.If he could capture this brat alive, then he had a better way to operate.

"Dad, Mom..."

He whispered softly, walked up to his parents, opened his arms, and slowly hugged them into his arms.

"Dad, Mom..."

A line of tears fell from the corners of his eyes as he recalled the warmth and beautiful life of his family when he was a child.

dad!mom!

Want to go back to the past?Want everything to be like nothing happened?

No!

No!

No longer possible!

NO! NO! NO!

He put his hands on his parents' bodies, and gently and slowly activated the ability to fight against the demon.

The weapon of the heart is a weapon driven by strong emotions.But compared to anger, hatred, and hatred, guilt and love are always the best nutrients and materials for forging weapons.

So - for Di Qing, there is nothing, no 'material' that can be compared with his parents in front of him!

He still loves his parents deeply, and the glory of family love still exists in his heart.Because of this, he couldn't forgive them, let alone himself for trying to make everything go back to the past!

He has embarked on such a turbulent road of no return. What awaits him is only progress or death! ! !

There was no wailing, no screaming, the pain only lasted for a moment, and then the consciousness dissipated into nothingness.

His parents disappeared in an instant, perhaps still shrouded in incomprehensible shock.His flesh and blood faded into nothingness, leaving only two skeletons in the arms of their children.

The scene of this instant nuclear explosion almost scared everyone speechless. At the same time, the demon of war was laughing wildly in Di Qing's mind.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!"

"You did a great job, a great job!!!!"

The war demon smiled so happily because she was sure that her host was not a mother-in-law who would be bound by so-called weak love.Enough determination, enough cruelty, enough impulsiveness!

Wow...I like it so much.

"Hurry up! Hurry up and name your weapons!!!" The war demon roared impatiently.

There is no weapon more powerful than one forged with the guiltiest and purest love - weapons, destruction, war!Thinking of that image, the war demon will feel the ecstasy coming from his own roots and instincts.

"...It's not the right time yet, it's still a little further away."

Di Qing murmured lowly, turned around and walked back to the school gate.Director Qian also woke up from a dream and immediately roared and ordered the sniper to shoot!

However, something fell from the sky when no one noticed it.

boom! ! !

Huge and weighing dozens of tons fell from the sky at the same time!And that thing is a thing with a height of seven meters and an extremely weird shape!

His feet are like hooves, and he has four pairs of wings and four different faces.These four faces belong to humans, lions, cows, and eagles respectively. The four pairs of weird wings are glowing with a disgusting color of flesh and blood, which is as terrifying as the bleeding face.

The monster roared and swooped down with wings waving!Director Qian's eyes widened, and before he could speak, he was eaten alive by the human face.

Di Qing walked back to his own hell safe and sound.

Six 'angels' representing justice rushed out of this hell and headed towards more hells.

And just when no one here knew it, the live broadcast room that touched the hearts of countless people was opened.

104. Live broadcast, contract

"Zhengde College, a 'long-renowned' school located in Kongdong City

He inherited the founder Professor Quan Zhengyi's philosophy of teaching and educating people - if the children are disobedient, then beat them until they become obedient.

Under the guidance of such a generous concept, Professor Quan and his teaching team worked tirelessly on the front line of education, shaping batch after batch of naughty children into obedient children.

Their educational concepts and methods are so advanced, including but not limited to -

Deprivation of water and food, physical beatings, humiliation, sexual assault, electrocution, waterboarding...

Wow, such a 'beautiful' academy, isn't it worth every parent with a disobedient child to experience it? "

Today's live broadcast is completely different. The opening scene does not directly enter the first interface of the live broadcast, but the salesman chants words that make blood pressure soar in an extremely malicious and contrived tone combined with some unsightly scenes. .

And those pictures are so real, or in other words, they are real shots.

After all, salesmen never deceive them, and they are not afraid of house collapse or anything like that.

Then, after these scenes, Dean Quan Zhengyi confessed to his crimes.

What has he done, what has he done, what is behind him, how big is his protective umbrella, how much honor does he have under the protection of the umbrella, etc.

It can be said that before the live broadcast even started, the salesman successfully made the blood pressure of everyone entering the live broadcast room soar.

[Damn it, you made my blood pressure go up so early in the morning, right? ! ! 】

[Is this Zhengde College again?Didn't you say it had been sealed before? Why is it still there? How come that beast is still alive and at large! 】

[Haha, does reporting need to be useful?That beast named Yang is not now living a happier life than [-]% of the people in the country! 】

[Tsk, tsk, tsk, no matter what, if it falls into the hands of the anchor, this old dog will definitely meet a miserable end! 】

[Yes, it’s better to rely on violence than anything else! ! ! 】

Countless barrages crossed the interface, and without exception they were full of hostility and malicious words.

I don't blame them. They saw something so unlucky just after waking up in the morning. Even if it was unlucky, it still made everyone's blood pressure rise so high.

In fact, this kind of 'Internet Addiction Prevention School' is not the first in this country.

Even the first case can be traced back to more than ten years ago - it was even a hot topic, but so what?

As these barrages say, the culprits who tortured students and insulted their bodies are still alive and well.The law does not punish them and even protects them.

This kind of intense anger and the feeling of powerlessness that can only be seen as the murderer acts wantonly after trying so hard is enough to make every person with a conscience feel that his blood pressure is so high that he cannot suppress it.

But fortunately, there will be no such problem in this live broadcast room.

Although this live broadcast room is not a place to punish evil and promote good, but here, you can at least see that those damn people will definitely die.

Maybe good people will die, but it's better for everyone to have evil retribution than for good people to have no good retribution, and for bad people to enjoy the good things, right?

The appearance of this live broadcast instantly frightened a group of people and made their limbs tremble with coldness.

They yelled at the salesman for choosing such a person, and at the same time they realized that they had to pack up and run away.But unfortunately, the officials who monitor the live broadcast room at all times respond much faster than them.

The officials also regretted it, or rather, why did Haoshan and Qiming choose such a place.

I thought that after stimulating the economy and benefiting the people and improving some people's happiness, the possibility of being 'succumbed' would be reduced, but now that they have been hit like this, they immediately have a feeling of 'doomsday'.

It's not that they didn't want to eliminate these problems before. They have also read the report submitted by Team Leader Zheng. They need to negotiate, discuss, and implement-these formalized processes will take time.

Politics and bureaucracy are inherently incompatible with efficiency, and they actually gamble. The probability of 70 in 14 billion will be drawn to their country, and the probability of [-] billion will fall on those unfortunate people.

According to the probability, it should be very small, right?

But unfortunately, they still fell into the trap.

I was selected for the Pan-Asian Alliance three times, but both times I was a person who was unhappy with my life.Is it a matter of probability or environment...

Forget it, no matter what, after the official immediately ordered Shuanggui and seized those protective umbrellas and local bureaucrats involved in the matter, they immediately ordered the Abnormal Affairs Investigation Bureau to dispatch.

As for the Abnormal Affairs Investigation Bureau, although they received the news immediately, they were still slightly distracted by some things——

"Sayounala!!!"

A criminal with strange clothes and superpowers was killed by the Surrounded Abnormalities Investigation Bureau after killing a real estate developer's family. Before his death, he screamed this sound that sounded like Japanese, and then broke out and scattered.

"What's going on these days..."

Team Leader Zheng looked at the bombed weirdo and said with a frown.

A strange tingling sensation appeared in his alarm clock. Team Leader Zheng gritted his teeth slightly and covered his head. His subordinates first came to help him but he pushed him away.

"Go deal with other things and leave me alone!" He growled rudely to the somewhat helpless subordinate.

There have been more and more unusual things happening recently.

Their Anomaly Investigation Bureau is not just responsible for 'salesmen' matters around the clock. Once clues of some special events are discovered, they are often the first to be called over.

There have been frequent accidents recently, but not many of them actually have incomprehensible 'supernatural factors' involved, but even a few incidents are enough to make them vigilant.

In recent times, some people who died due to accidents or other reasons have come back to life, and then inexplicably gained some powers beyond ordinary people.

They often call themselves so-called 'ninjas' and then unscrupulously exact revenge on their former enemies.The two known cases of ninjas, including the one in front of me, both have physical fitness and reaction speed that exceed human beings, as well as some incredible 'abilities'.

These problems that are difficult for ordinary police to deal with often need to be left in their hands to solve, and whether it is a transformation ring or something else, it turns out that containing these abnormal objects still depends on the abnormal objects themselves.

Coupled with a weather box incident, the origin of the woman who competed with them for Higashino Kingo is also a problem - they are not the only ones with abnormal objects in this world!

The severe phantom pain gradually dissipated as the thoughts spread in his mind. Team Leader Zheng shook his head to expel the unnecessary thoughts from his brain and resumed his thinking.

It can be said that the recent situation is getting worse and worse. Could it be that the transformation ring is used too many times?

As he was thinking, Team Leader Zheng's subordinate, a capable woman wearing a slim-fitting black women's suit, Gao Yalin, the deputy leader of the special operations team, suddenly trotted over and hurriedly stuffed a tablet into her.

Team Leader Zheng's heart suddenly trembled, and his expression suddenly became serious.