I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

Why are we working so hard in the front and they are having red wine and steak in the back?

Even the results of our hard work will not be much in our hands. In the end, we will die crippled, and those rich people and politicians will take away our credit, make the most of our limelight, and make money from us. We spend our hard-earned money to fuck our girlfriends!

Fuck you, fuck you! ! !

Not only the Ulan soldiers who were wrapped up and thrown on this battlefield thought so, but the Lucians also had similar thoughts.

Even their negative thoughts were more serious than those of Ulan - at least Ulan was fighting against the odds with his country on his back.

After tightening his cotton-padded clothes, Ivanov changed to a more comfortable position, lying in his arms, holding the only rifle that could give him a sense of security, to let his mind wander.

Forget it, I'm too lazy to think about it, and there's no need to think about it.

Instead of worrying about things that make you angry but can't change anything, it's better to rest for a while.

It's a pity that even this small wish is difficult for him to realize.

A rapid ringing pulled him out of the difficulty of resting. He connected the communication, and his superior's Ulanic with a Slavic accent came immediately.

"Ivanov Mopolov Krilavich! Immediately advance to a distance of 3 kilometers east of your front, quickly!!!"

Naturally, he was very unhappy to be dragged out of his laziness. Ivanov wiped his face and replied.

"What's wrong? Are there deserters again?"

"It's not a deserter, it seems that a plane crashed near Uluoran!"

"That was a plane from the Pan-Asian Alliance. It somehow veered off course and crashed! Stop talking nonsense, Ivanov, get over here and have a look, quick!"

The superior on the other end of the phone was shouting loudly, and Ivanov seemed to be able to smell his disgusting bad breath through the phone.

But he had no choice. Ivanov interrupted the communication, sighed, raised his gun and shouted rudely at the student soldiers next to him.

"Lazy pig, get up quickly, hurry up! We are going to find something!"

"A Lucia flight crashed for some reason. Maybe the captain drank too much vodka! Come here, maybe we can find something good!!!"

Not to attack the position, but because they heard that they might be able to plunder some good things that were not available on the front line, the originally slow movements of these student soldiers suddenly became faster.

Under the leadership of Ivanov, they walked through the war zone and headed east.Not long after they walked, they saw a wisp of black smoke floating above their heads.

Realizing that a plane had really crashed, Ivanov accelerated his pace, and soon when they arrived at an abandoned rice field, they saw the wreckage of a completely crashed plane!

Various parts of the Boeing 747 passenger plane were scattered on the ground, and the ground was full of black and scorched pits. Ivanov stepped forward carefully, but did not pass by, but prepared to connect the communication.

But just before he dialed the communication, a wing was suddenly pushed away.

The wing debris weighing hundreds of kilograms was thrown far away like a cannonball. Ivanov stared at the 'weirdo' in front of him with wide eyes.

He was wearing a pitch-black armor, or it could be said that it was more like a torture instrument than armor.

The surface of the armor was covered with large and small twisted and weird spikes, and every time he moved around, he seemed to be able to hear painful screams coming from within the armor.

Just looking directly at the visual appearance made people's eyes hurt, not to mention that the armored head looked like a twisted and wailing human face.

Weird, terrifying, indescribably huge pressure!

Ivanov instinctively took a step back. His fear of the unknown and instinctive fear made him raise his rifle and said sternly.

"Back off! Back off! Put down your weapons, or we will open fire!!!"

The weirdo seemed unable to understand Ulan. He tilted his head slightly, and then suddenly disappeared in an instant!

No, not 'disappear'.You can easily see the scorched black marks burned and exploded by lightning on the ground. He didn't teleport, but disappeared from Ivanov's retina at an extremely fast speed!

Well, it seems that there is no difference between this invisible speed and teleportation.

Ivanov was startled, but before he could remember to make any resistance, this weirdo had already reached the center of his team.

He did nothing, just raised his right hand, and the spikes squirmed, followed by pain that spread and exploded in every muscle of Ivanov!

It was as if electrodes were attached all over his body, and then the button was twisted to the maximum direction!

The numbness and severe pain caused by the strong and chaotic current made Ivanov unable to even scream. He fell to the ground in convulsions, flipped over and swung his body wildly like a fish out of water.

And this weirdo said something in Pan-Asian Alliance language that they couldn't understand.

——The way the plane crashed was too rough!And he didn’t successfully fall into the most intense war zone!

——But it’s okay, very good, the taste here is... very moist.

Di Qing looked at the sky that was densely covered with gunpowder smoke not long ago, and took a deep breath. His face under the pain of his mind showed a sense of extra enjoyment.

It was the smell of burning sulfur, the roaring explosion of gunpowder, and the smell of blood mixed with flesh and blood rising under the high temperature.

That's...the smell of war!

The war demon in Di Qing's body was more active than ever before. She laughed wildly. The atmosphere of war intoxicated her and made her happy!

There is no place in this world that is more suitable for her existence than the battlefield - wars are happening here, wars are about to happen here, and more wars are going to happen here!

And nowhere in the world is there a place where the fear of war is greater than on the battlefield.

It's as if you can feel the wailing of those soldiers, their doubts about war, their fear and rejection of war - perhaps they still point more to 'death', but war can gain the greatest benefits!

"It's great, but it's a pity it's not perfect." War Demon laughed wildly.

"Yes, so I will make him more perfect."

Di Qing said softly, and he looked at Ivanov next to him. Although this weirdo was wearing a helmet and couldn't see his face, Ivanov's heartbeat was still trembling crazily under his sight.

Then.....

Ivanov couldn't feel anything anymore. He only knew that all his fears had been taken away, along with his memories and thoughts. Everything had disappeared without a trace.

There was only one simple idea left - to continue this war and kill all the enemies.

So, without any orders, he advanced towards the enemy's position step by step.

Along with the squad behind him, then, more troops, a platoon, a company, a regiment, or...more, more.

Just like the walking corpse, at the moment when all fear and thoughts are taken away, it turns into a puppet of war and advances without mercy.

112. Inspire war

As this UW war has lasted for nearly two years, it seems that no matter what kind of news happens here, it is difficult to attract the attention of others.

Lucia’s first attack was swift and violent, then Ulan’s unexpected tenacity, and until now, Lucia’s hips were stretched but Ulan had difficulty attacking at the same time——

In general, this proxy war between Lucia VS Europa Federation + Free Beacon still attracts the attention of many people to this day, but it is difficult for any special news to make the front pages of major media.

But today, January 2023, 1, a piece of news quickly made headlines in major media!

Because too fierce wars broke out on many battlefields in Lucia and Ulan.

In the heated Biyanki area, both Ulan and Lu, who were originally engaged in a sequential artillery attack, suddenly gave up on each other's artillery attacks on the same day as if by coincidence. Ulan took the lead in attacking Lucia's position, and then Lucia died under a large number of shelling. After most of Ulan's active forces, they chose to fight back.

In the Robert Ji Nie area, the advancing Ulan troops launched fierce attacks to the east and north, and Lucia actually gave up its positional advantage to allow the infantry and tank coordination troops to give the most brutal counterattack.

In the Uluoran area, Ulan's troops were completely annihilated by Lucia, at the cost of [-]% of Lucia's local defenders.

Bachmut area...

These were originally just various small battlefields where the two countries fought in the war. They were news that was not enough to be reported in this big war.

But the problem is that whether it is Ulan or Lucia, they both seem to be going crazy and launch fierce attacks at each other at the same time!

Or in other words - they abandoned many advantages of war technology and chose to use modern war technology to fight a war-level fight!

Is it contempt?Perhaps so, but compared to the tactical imbalances and mistakes, the most unbearable thing is the battle loss ratio between the two sides.

In just one day, the number of casualties counted by both Ulan and Lucia had reached over [-].

Yes, one hundred thousand, in one day.

The brutal war scene made many reporters who used drones to take aerial photos feel uncomfortable and sick!

They saw a large number of mutilated corpses, corpses chopped up by explosives and bullets scattered all over the battlefield, and bloody intestines hanging on the treetops.

The river has been completely blocked by corpses and minced meat. The flowing blood has replaced the original turbid river water. Unexploded landmines and bombs are densely covered in many areas of the battlefield!

"This place is simply hell on earth..."

An AFP reporter sighed deeply after watching all the battlefield scenes through drone aerial photography.

Afterwards, when he returned to China, he began to write vigorously and denounced the cruelty of this war.

"This is not a war that should happen in a modern civilized society!"

"I don't know what the two warring parties are thinking! Are they Falkenhayn? Are they Joffre? Is this Verdun? Is it the Somme?"

"I call for peace again, even though I know it is useless. But we live in a world that could be civilized and kind, and even war should have a bottom line!"

"This war is a real 'meat grinder'!"

Yes, this great reporter who writes quickly uses the word "meat grinder" to call this inexplicable large-scale battle.

Throughout the ages, there are only two wars around the world that can best be called meat grinders - the Battle of Verdun and the Battle of the Somme.

And being called a meat grinder does not only refer to how much manpower and material resources the warring parties have invested in this battlefield, but also describes the cruelty of the war itself!

Use any means, leave no escape route, endless shells, endless rain of bullets, unbridled poison gas, corpses, minced meat, plague, etc. -

Of course, compared to the two most brutal battles in human history, this inexplicable battle between Lucia and Ulan is not qualified to be called a meat grinder.

But no matter what, such an inexplicable and excessively cruel battle taking place in this era is enough to shock the world.

When messages one after another were sent out, and the whole world became familiar with the cruelty of this war, they condemned both sides one after another!

Of course, subject to political stance and the stance of the reporting party, most people will choose to stand on one side and condemn the other.

Just like the heads of the two countries, President Lucia condemned this act of NACI on the part of Ulan, while the President of Ulan hit back at Lucia from the same angle.

Of course, both parties would not admit that they initiated this unintentional and cruel battle, but in public they tried their best to investigate what was going on!

They were also worried that this was indeed the lone act of some of their generals. To a certain extent, this lone act was much more terrifying than the damage caused by the battle itself.

But the information they got from all the people who were lucky enough to survive this meat grinder battle far exceeded their expectations.

The order for them to attack came from those around them, from their superiors, but - no one knew who that superior was.

They seemed to be drunk that day, and as if they were wrapped in something, they picked up their weapons, abandoned all cowardice and attacked the enemy crazily.

If this is an excuse, it's a bit lame.

But no matter which side they were on, the answers given by the survivors were surprisingly consistent.They had no idea why they were in that state, but they just instinctively launched attacks.

No reason can be found, but the possibility of going alone within the army has been basically ruled out.And it seems that this can only be classified as the enemy's nerve gas or something...

Under this huge incident, the news that a flight originally bound for Moscow crashed on the same day was naturally buried.

There are not many people paying attention to it, but it is difficult to occupy more attention in the field of public opinion.In other words, someone is deliberately covering up this information.

But just when both sides were still struggling, the exact same meat grinder battle suddenly happened on the front line.

A large number of soldiers launched an offensive frantically as if they were possessed by demons. Although it did not cause more than 10 casualties at once like the last time, it was like an invisible plague, causing such chaos to spread to the Eastern Front. above.

Madness is like a curse, spreading uncontrollably.

......

"War demon?"

Team Leader Zheng looked at the heavily restrained Demon of Justice in front of him, and after 24 hours of questioning and interrogation, he raised his eyebrows when he saw the results.

"Is the information accurate?"

"It's unclear, but after we promised to hand over some death row prisoners to it for 'execution' on a regular basis, its mental state calmed down significantly."

Deputy Team Leader Gao paused and continued with a rather strange expression.

"Our psychology experts believe that the authenticity of this intelligence is relatively greater."

Team Leader Zheng nodded slightly and noticed the change in his subordinate's mood. He looked at her and said lightly

"There is no need for any psychological burden. It's just a special case. And the higher-ups didn't ask him to live by name? Then this kind of thing is inevitable."

Rather than being tortured and interrogated by them, this righteous devil revealed the information, as it was better to say that he told it himself.

When the sinners were not executed for a long time, the righteous demon continued to urge it to act in accordance with the contract.This torture from the soul and heart forced him more than any torture.

So they didn't offer many conditions. They just sent a sinner to him for execution on a regular basis to ease the pain of the contract. In exchange for this, he would hand over the necessary information and even accept the fate of being experimented.

He had no choice. After he concluded that contract, there was no morality or law to speak of here.

"I understand, but... this is against the law." Deputy Team Leader Gao scratched his head and said rather sadly.

"You'll get used to it, or you'll have to quit our place."