I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

Of course, you may ask why they didn't kill Emily to fulfill the wish?

That's of no use.

First of all, when the wish-maker dies, it does not mean that the mission must be completed because of this, because the goal of 'world peace' is completely divorced from the wish-maker's individual wishes. Even if you kill the wish-maker, you still have to continue as usual. to fulfill this wish.

Secondly, even if Emily is killed, it will be useless. Qiming may recycle the Mission Must Reach box, but the Mission Must Reach box that has been created will not disappear, and they will continue to complete their goals.

Obviously, it is impossible for Qiming to stop them.

Therefore, Mr. Willard, who cannot exploit any loopholes in this regard, must do his best to fulfill Emily's reckless wish, and because of this——

"Some of them began to seek the simplest way to accomplish their goals, such as...destroying the world."

Qiming smiled happily

114. Mission to destroy the world

Remember, Mr. Mission is not a loyal servant.

In fact, if they can, they will be very happy to take advantage of your wishes and fulfill your wishes in ways you can't imagine.This kind of "cheating and sneaking" is their nature, because they want to die more than anyone else.

For example, if you designate Mr. Mission to kill a dead person, he may find a random person with the same name and kill him to fulfill your wish, or he may adopt a group of white mice and choose the same one. Choke them by name to fulfill your wish.

In fact, killing the wish-maker itself is also a way for the missionaries to take advantage of the loopholes.

For example, in the world where Qiming got this prop - a stupid loser made a wish to achieve his goal of playing golf, but this fool without perseverance gave up halfway through, resulting in impatient behavior. Mission Bida intends to complete their mission simply.

Cut that idiot's life to zero, let all his 'scores' return to zero, and use this loophole to fulfill his wish.

So it doesn't mean that Mr. Bida will disappear if you kill the person who made the wish. If your wish cannot be fulfilled by killing him, they will have nothing to do with you.

Of course, Ms. Emily's wish for world peace can come true, and there are many loopholes that can be exploited - but this does not include the goal of killing the person who made the wish.

On the contrary, the Mission Must Reach gentlemen will do whatever it takes to protect Emily, because if Emily dies, the Mission Must Reach box will be taken back from their hands to Dao Qiming, and then they will have one less person to pull over. A convenient tool to help those who suffer.

In order to achieve world peace, there are only two loopholes that the mission-minded gentlemen can exploit -

If you kill everyone on the planet, you will achieve world peace.

You ended the fighting of every human being on this planet, even if it was just for a few seconds, and you achieved world peace.

But which one of the two is easier to achieve?

They all seem to be quite difficult, and they all seem to be possible, but they are also extremely conflicting.So the gentlemen who must achieve their mission will fight and even kill each other over which goal to complete.

And in this process, some Mr. Bida, who is out of control and capable of action, has started his own actions.

For example, killing government officials and pretending to be them, or lurking down to create a special mission for Mr. Bida to kill those possessors of abnormal objects, so that these targets that can most trigger a 'fight' will die.

This is how the mission to kill Mike and Higashino Kingo came about.

But as Qiming said, missionaries are not elves who will fly out to fulfill your three wishes when you rub the magic lamp. They are also a special kind of 'creature' themselves.

Social and thinking creatures will always come up with their own agenda after a struggle.And similarly, they will inevitably have differences and fights.

As a result, Nimfu saw the appearance of Mr. Bida with some different missions.

That is different from the blue mission, which is completely red.Unlike Blue Mission Bida, these guys have no smiles or vitality, and look very gloomy.

"Of course they must fulfill their mission, they are just the product of another model." Qiming said with a smile.

"Blue missionaries tend to use direct means to achieve their goals, which is the fastest but also the most dangerous, and the easiest to lead the situation to an uncontrollable point."

"Red's mission must be achieved, and they tend to use complex but safe ways to achieve their goals. They are slow and inefficient, but the most secure and smooth."

"To put it simply, blue ones like to use their muscles, and red ones like to use their brains."

After these red missionaries appeared, this group of missionaries who kept calling each other finally split into two factions.

The faction that occupies more blue tends to provoke a world war to destroy all mankind, or reduce the human base to the lowest level to find a moment of "peace in the whole world" to relieve them.

Another group of factions that occupy more red tend to gradually control the top levels of human society, and then use their power to stop all wars and battles and achieve their wishes through safe means.

Both sides disagreed with each other's actions, and because of the extreme conflict of goals, the two sides naturally began to fight and fight.

And until this is a process that takes a while, some missionaries have smartly chosen to slow down their own pain - for example, when creating missionaries, they will only create similar people who complete specific goals, and in cases of excessive pain Choose to hand over the task to someone else. The mission must be achieved.

Or if you can't bear it, you choose to freeze yourself, using this method to alleviate the pain of living.

"So what's the result?" Nimfu asked impatiently.

"You asked me about the result? There is no result yet." Qiming smiled with malice and pleasure.

"These missionaries are still fighting each other to this day. For the sake of peace, they are still in constant 'war'."

......

"It was great, I gradually understood everything."

After listening to the narrations of the 'Smurfs' in front of him, Di Qing nodded slowly and narrowed his eyes.

"But you prayed for 'peace' and you prayed for me. Is there something wrong?"

"We can't stand the torture of living any longer!"

The one who has lived the longest, and is about to lock himself in a freezer for permanent sealing, is bound to collapse and roar.

"Those red bastards, they want to continue to torture us all! We can't help it anymore, we want to destroy all humans!!!"

The hysterical attitude, bloodshot eyeballs, and beast-like roars are actually more terrifying than ordinary people.

"Our box was robbed." Another missionist Bida said sadly.

"Those red guys are very good at lurking in human society. Now most of the people in the country called Free Beacon who were originally replaced by us have been replaced by them, and our boxes have also been taken away."

"We can only spread out now and move as far as possible out of their reach - ahhhhh, it seems like we are going to destroy the world!!!"

Di Qing looked at the slightly crazy little blue man without saying a word. Although what they said may be true, Di Qing and them were not actually on the same path.

They want to achieve world peace by destroying mankind, but Di Qing is not - at least he and the war have the same goal.

Even the war demon will not be happy if human beings are completely destroyed, because if human beings are gone, where will there be war?In other words, humans are gone, and demons are also dead.

Although we are not on the same journey - we can still use each other.

Adhering to this idea, Di Qing said

"So, what can you bring me?"

"The AI ​​that contacted you is also with us! Coupled with our current penetration control of the human country of Ulan - we can ensure that all your actions are safe and sound!"

"You need to kill more people, don't you? By coincidence, we all have the same purpose, so we should cooperate, cooperate, cooperate!"

"That AI is with you?" Di Qing raised his eyebrows and said in a strange tone.

Is it possible that the AI ​​transformed by the unlucky Wu Nian has now become an out-of-control AI that wants to annihilate all humans?

Di Qing always felt that this was not the case - but no matter what, these little blue people were right, they could indeed be regarded as 'people of the same road' for the time being.

"I don't promise to destroy humanity - at this stage." Di Qing narrowed his eyes and said

"But we can cooperate at this stage, so how far can you go?"

"Within three days, as long as you launch an attack, we can guarantee that no one in the entire Ulan and nearby Europa garrisons will discover your attack." Mission Bida said crazily.

"But at the same time, I want you to help us launch an attack on the Free Beacon if necessary! We want to take back the initiative and provoke a bigger war!!!"

"...I don't seem to have any reason to refuse."

Di Qing thought for a moment, smiled happily, and slowly stretched out his hand.

"Don't talk about the Free Beacon. If I succeed, I will fight anyone!"

He really has no reason to refuse, and the demon he is going to summon next should also deserve a grand enough debut performance.

He is not Qiming. He does not have the omnipotent angel of electronic warfare to ensure his absolute suppression of information. At this stage, he has no intention of contacting Qiming to directly make the matter bigger.So, he needs these little blue people.

"It was...pleasant to work with."

"For war, and for true...peace."

......

"Reject our intervention? Damn it, are those Lucia guys really not afraid that things will get out of hand?"

In the Abnormalities Investigation Bureau, Team Leader Zheng threw the things aside angrily and started yelling angrily.

"There is nothing we can do about it. After all, the other party is also a powerful sovereign country. We cannot have the power to act casually on their territory."

"This is a political matter, leader."

Deputy team leader Gao handed a cup of hot tea to the side. Team leader Zheng took the tea cup and drank it in one gulp. He looked at the black tea residue at the bottom of the tea cup and let out a long sigh of relief.

"There's no way...then let them go."

Team Leader Zheng relaxed his body, pinched his sore temples, and simply gave up on himself and stopped caring about it.

In this matter, they have already tortured the questions and information about the abnormal contactor Di Qing from the mouth of the righteous devil - but the problem is that he is now very likely to be in the EW two countries.

This is already a place where it is difficult for them to reach out.

That's it for Chong Ying. After all, it is a semi-sovereign country that can survive until death, and its military strength and other aspects do not worry the Pan-Asian Alliance, so they can "enforce the law" unscrupulously.

But Lucia-the Pan-Asian Alliance has no ability to intervene there.

Even though Team Leader Zheng has repeatedly emphasized the damage and threat that Di Qing could cause by cooperating with anomalies, the impossible is simply impossible.

This has nothing to do with right or wrong, it is a political issue.

Team Leader Zheng understands, but is very disgusted - whenever he mentions the word politics, he feels physically sick to his stomach, as well as an uncontrollable anger and malice.

It's like they don't realize the impact a salesman's props can have.It is clear that this is the time when human beings should join hands the most, but they are still entangled in boring politics and so-called regulations and rules.

I don't know the so-called thing!

Human beings are really hopeless. Maybe even if they face the end of the world in the next moment, the two people who survive in the end will definitely not forget to attack each other.

After driving his deputy team leader out, Team Leader Zheng stayed alone in the office, lying on his back and not thinking too much.And unconsciously, he had fallen asleep.

When he woke up again, he was woken up by a phone call.

Woo~~~~Is it dawn yet?Did you sleep so deeply this time?That’s right, I stayed up for two nights anyway.

He wiped his face and took a long breath, but looking at his watch, it seemed that he had only slept for about two hours.

With more mental fatigue, Team Leader Zheng walked over and picked up the microphone, and the voice coming from the microphone quickly made his expression serious.

But at first he was serious, but the more he listened, the more weird his expression became, until he couldn't help but say

"What...who did you say was resurrected?"

115. Expedition to England...Ulan

The streets of Warsaw in January are very cold.

After a happy Christmas and holidays, hurried passers-by bundled up and walked on the street carrying the money they earned from work and the things they bought to go home.

The streets of Warsaw are more depressed than before, perhaps because Bolan's country is not close to the Europa League. The last economic impact of the Free Beacon left them full.

Prices are soaring, wages are falling, people are protesting and rioting - in short, it has been a full cycle in the past few months.

But in the end, everyone still has to live in silence.

Although the days of declining welfare are very difficult, enough to make every waver on the streets of Warsaw who should be huddled at home and enjoying life at this point madly insulting the government, it is not unbearable after all.

After the march and the scolding of the government, life should be lived as it should be - at least compared to Ulan next door, they are already living a very happy life.

Even just through comparison, it can always show that life is happy now.

And in this quiet and cold street where no one was willing to talk, suddenly and without warning, cell phone ringtones rang out.

Many default ringtones sounded at the same time, like a symphony playing in unison.

Everyone took out their mobile phones, and then looked at each other in astonishment, and as they answered the phone——

What came from the other end was not any conversation.

What came from there was a piece of strange yet familiar music——

The unfamiliar drum beats, the passionate but ancient sound quality, even the singer's voice and singing method are so ancient.

It's like a song from the last century - like a song from 70 years ago that you would hear on the radio.

"Heute wollen wir ein Liedlen singen(Today we sing this song)

Teinken wollen wir dir kuhlen Wein(drink the wine in one goblet)

Und die Glaser sollen dazu klingen(Then, the confrontation)