I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

A bullet to the heart, or a knife piercing his body to bleed out, all attacks that would kill an ordinary person would kill him too.

So does this mean that the NACI demon is weak?

No, although he has such a fatal weakness, the NACI Demon's own abilities are enough to make up for all these problems.

'Fear is the night of disaster that awaits us'

The abilities of these NACI demons, or the name given to it by the war demons.

The NACI demon itself has nothing but a weak body, but it can embody the 'legion' from all the world's fantasies and impressions of NACI.

Yes, all impressions - whether they are exaggerated games or even funny movies, they can be created out of fantasy as long as the world thinks it is 'NACI'.

But this is not all without cost. Any attitude that drives the advent of fantasy needs to pay for the corresponding fear. The clearer the world's fear of NACI, the more he can create!

Using fear as food and fantasy as an army—this is the nature of the NACI devil, an endless army loyal to the imaginary leader!

"The first attack must achieve high enough results."

Di Qing stood in the shadows and whispered to the head of state in front of the podium.

"The world's impression and fear of NACI are no longer what they used to be. Everything you have built is not to mention the defeat of Ulan. If you fight against their regular army, you may even be defeated."

"And you can't fail. If you can't show something that scares them enough to make them think about the arrival of the 'Iron Knights' that once roamed Europe, all your plans will come to an end from the very beginning."

"I know, so we will launch the fastest blitzkrieg!"

The head of state waved his arms and looked at Di Qing with disgust, but said enthusiastically and firmly

"Just as we destroy the waves - no, even faster than that! The city of the Slavs will be reduced to ashes under our flames, and all their fears will be refined into the materials to complete our invincible legion. !”

His voice was high, and he was waving his arms as if he were a conductor intoxicated with the symphony. His roaring at the top of his lungs even made people feel like he was going insane!

"Take the capital of Ulan, and we will attack the rest of them from both sides! Then, we will make waves, and then let the flames burn through the entire territory of Europa!!!"

He screamed hysterically, as if he had seen the country and city he had created come back to life.

"I will command every soldier, and I will bring the art of victory to each of them! Victory, destruction, and then build a wonderful new world!"

The corner of Di Qing's mouth twitched slightly. He didn't like the NACI demon very much. After all, this demon that has become a pure meme has perfectly inherited the arrogance of the Aryans - obviously his race also belongs to this guy's eyes. inferior race'

And based on this approach, the stereotype of the NACI devil definitely has the impression of a 'micromanipulation master'!

Well, he undoubtedly has nothing to do with judging the military talent of a man who has been dead for more than 70 years. Maybe the NACI demon meme incorporates famous generals like Guderian and Rommel?

No matter what, his destruction and war will always divert a tribute to Di Qing and the war demon.

After all, no matter how they sublimate, as long as what they desire still needs to be obtained in the smoke-filled war, they will never escape the realm of the war demon.

"Forward! Forward! Forward!"

"Already seen the lights, extinguish them, extinguish them completely!"

The fanatical soldiers looked at the lights of the city, their eyes burning with extreme murderous intent and hatred, howling and waving their hands!

"Forward! Forward! Forward!"

"For a wonderful new world, cleanse all the inferior species!"

"go ahead!"

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PS: First of all, I hate NACI. Although my thoughts have become more and more right-wing in recent years, I hate the valuables of hair-washing men. I also hate small books that are not even NACI. military valuables.

But in fact, I have thought about writing about the iron and loving father instead of the hair-washing guy - but firstly, the loving father cannot fully represent Kang Mi, secondly, the loving father Tutu and Ermao always feel like they are full of hell jokes, and thirdly, they do not You should play this kind of role... let alone summoning others, it is more of a fucking trouble, in short, you understand everything (Yuanmu

117. Burn!combustion!combustion!

Now that we have entered the new century, what ridiculous things have happened that will make people feel that the world line is wrong?

At least when three huge NACI Zeppelin airships appeared in the sky over the capital of Ukraine, and "March to England" was played throughout the city, many people would definitely have the absurd feeling that they had entered a wrong timeline.

What did you do?

Damn it, have I time-traveled into Hearts of Iron or Wolfenstein?Why did such a large NACI airship suddenly appear in the sky over Kiev?

Despite this, the first reaction of many young people to this sudden incident was to raise their mobile phones.

Some of them were laughing and taking photos, thinking that this was a huge performance art, while others simply started live broadcast——

"Hey, viewers! Guess where we are now? Kiev? No, we're in Castle Wolfenstein!!!"

A Frankish internet celebrity who came to live broadcast in Kiev raised his selfie stick high and aimed at the three huge airships slowly gliding past in the sky, laughing and saying

"LOL, although it's quite excessive, I have to say that this kind of performance art is really - Thai pants are hot!!!"

This kind of provocative statement against European political correctness would have been criticized in the past, but in this era of LGBT and other evil spirits, even if you openly support mustaches, it is not a big deal.

At least if you look at the large number of 'lol' comments in the live broadcast rooms, as well as the rising number of fans and rewards, you can tell that everyone really doesn't care.

They no longer care much about the wars of the previous generation.The great sacrifice will not be remembered forever, and it will not even take 100 years for him to gradually disperse.

The Internet celebrity who saw the popularity of the live broadcast room was soaring was naturally overjoyed. He simply took the elevator of his hotel to the top floor and zoomed in to take pictures of the huge act at the place closest to the sky in the city. Art'

"Wow, everyone, look at this airship. It gets bigger when you get closer! And it's so realistic, even..."

The Internet celebrity's voice stopped suddenly, like a duck being strangled by the throat.

It was indeed very realistic, because not only did he see the airship, he also saw the missile bay hanging below the airship.

Then, the most 'restoring' thing is that those missile bays are still full of ancient V2 missiles!

These ancient ballistic missiles with 'wings' look like they were just moved out of a museum - no, at least these missiles are very new.

It's so new that one wonders whether they were built just recently.

The strong absurdity and panic instantly gripped the hearts of internet celebrities, and also burst into the hearts of everyone in the live broadcast room.Before they could say anything more, the huge airship suddenly cut off the music and started broadcasting throughout the city!

"Here we stand today! The lands conquered by our great country in the past, the countries of the Slavs surrendered to us..."

Internet celebrities stared dumbfounded at the figure projected on both sides of the giant airship, the person who perfectly fit the image of the 'head of state' in everyone's mind.

Wearing old military uniforms, waving their arms, chanting loudly, and giving enthusiastic speeches!

"This, this, this..."

The internet celebrity's expression instantly became distorted. He may not be very angry, but he knows how he should behave now.

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"Even if it's a joke, this is too much!" His face immediately changed and he expressed angrily.

"Promoting racism in such a high-profile manner is an act against humanity, and we must apologize to all mankind..."

The live broadcast room suddenly had a group of people who held the same views as him - no matter what they thought, when they saw the head of state, criticism became a necessary behavior.

Even if they may not understand this person very well in their hearts, or even if they themselves identify as racists——

The essence of political correctness always lies in 'everyone is right by default'.

And under these verbal and written criticisms, videos and live broadcasts are spreading and flying along the Internet to every corner of the world like a plague.

The spread of modern information is really faster than plagues and viruses, and it is difficult for countries that constantly monitor the Internet to respond with countermeasures.

unless......

[Program intrusion has been completed and group messaging has been completed]

[Live broadcast promotion has started and traffic diversion is being completed...]

[The live broadcast rooms that have been opened so far include Dousha, Dogya, pillNIOC, Abem, line, Youtu Turtle, Twitter...]

[Statistics of live broadcast audience...1665879 people! 】

The salesman's live broadcast suddenly started at such a moment that no one could react!And the scope opened this time is the entire world!

Including almost all the major online platforms in the world, their homepage was instantly occupied and dominated the list. The bright live broadcast announced the vast scope of this live broadcast!

Even in just a moment, the number of people watching the live broadcast reached 160 million, and this number is constantly increasing in multiples over time!

[lol~~~~~Is this a new internet celebrity anchor? 】

[NACI demon destroys Kyiv?What an impactful title for a friend! 】

[It’s a live broadcast from a salesman!I knew that all of this was true, and the government was covering up the truth! ! ! 】

In an instant, hundreds of thousands of barrages flashed across countless live broadcast rooms, and the exchange of information reached its peak in an instant!And under countless eyes and expectations, Qiming appeared on the stage!

Still dressed in the smiling mask, with his favorite little assistant, he stood in front of the camera and in front of millions of people.

He didn't speak, he just opened his arms. In front of him was the overlooking Kiev, and what he stepped on was the huge Zeppelin airship!

With a strange sense of malice, he slowly raised his hands, moving slowly as if he was conducting a symphony.

And at about the same moment, the head of state's speech completely ended.

The declaration of return has been made, whether those pigs are laughing at them or denying them - it is time to declare their return in the most intuitive way.

"Gentlemen, I love war!!!"

The scene switched to the face of the head of state. The protagonist who appeared in the live broadcast room for this opening performance held up a glass filled with champagne in his hand, laughed wildly and let him fall in his hand.

The glass shattered the moment it hit the ground, and everyone in the city of Kiev heard the roaring sound coming from the airship——

Boom~Boom~Boom~

It was the sound of a heavy engine running at high speed, and it was the roar of laughter when the demon of war took up residence in the weapons created by human beings to destroy themselves.

As for the internet celebrity who was still broadcasting live on his mobile phone, he watched blankly as hundreds of sharp arrows trailing smoke and dust emerged from the soaring airship.

The people slowly opened their mouths. They realized what was going to happen, and their instincts made them tremble and wail——

But it was too late to escape.

The Internet celebrity watched in shock as countless sharp arrows trailing flames flew towards the distant city, and then watched them land on the bustling streets, and then——bright explosions rose up. cloud.

The speed of sound transmission became so slow at this moment. When the city was destroyed, the high-rise buildings were shattered, and the wailing of life like dust being trampled came here and was transmitted along the network to every corner of the world, several days had passed. Second.

The strong sense of absurdity and unreality attacked this internet celebrity from Frank, and shocked everyone in the corner of the world!

[This, is this the latest war movie released? 】

[No, this is Kiev - this is not a movie, I saw it on another anchor! 】

[Kiev was bombed again?Lucia did it? 】

[No, it’s not Lucia, it’s——NACI! ! ! 】

A ridiculous answer that is almost like a joke. The ghost of the past spans 70 years and once again ravages the land he once destroyed.Until everyone saw the fluttering swastika flag and the unattractive but frightening man, the absurdity originating from deep inside gradually turned into fear.

Yes, they are back.

The extreme thoughts that have been defeated, ravaged, and destroyed.The Knights of Steel, the demons of hell—are back.

Kiev was bombed, who was the first to get the news?

It was the Red Palace. Vladimir was woken up in bed and became energetic as soon as he received the message.

Kyiv was bombed?What did that army do?

Compared with the bombing of the capital of his opponent who is currently 'frictioning', Vladimir is more concerned about finding out which unit is acting arbitrarily!

Some things cannot be done together, and this kind of walking alone must never happen again!

But until he rushed all the way to his office and received all the information, he almost thought that one of himself or the people below must have gone crazy.

"NACI? Hitler? Bombing Kiev?"

This news, which probably only appeared in history textbooks decades ago or in history textbooks, was reported to my ears. The absurdity and unbelievability in it are enough to make people question the sanity of the person who said this!

However, this is the truth.

When Vladimir watched Kiev burning crazily under the indiscriminate bombardment of V2 missiles through the live broadcast, when he saw the airship with the swastika flag soaring in the sky of Kiev, he held it in for half a minute. Finally uttered the first sentence.

"Sukabu!!!!"

Forgive him for his poor self-cultivation. If he encounters such inexplicable nonsense, any leader other than him will have to scold him!

So who did this?

The first one excludes Hans cats. These Hans cats have been castrated mentally and physically over the past few decades. Let alone pulling up a legion to attack Kiev, they themselves dare not mention it. Feel free to mention your dark history!

So besides Hans Cat, the one closest to Ulan - Bolan?

Waves blitz Ulan?

How could I have such a ridiculous dream?