I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

The bright meteor did not disappear after exploding the missile in the air. Instead, it continued to toss and move in the dark atmosphere, like a spinner threading a needle to draw a pattern!

And the moment when the silver star was unable to be captured by the pilot, let alone avoided, it penetrated the solid cabin of the F16 and penetrated the pilot's brain——

Ah, I see it.

The moment before his death, he finally saw clearly what this beautiful silver star was.

Those mysterious and gorgeous stars are just one of the countless things that can be seen everywhere in this world and this planet.

It's a bullet, or - a 'magic bullet'.

boom! ! !

Wild flames and explosive winds swept across the sky in an instant. At this moment, under countless gazes, the 'Hunter' who fired the gun, her long hair danced in the strong wind, and she continued to hum in an accent like an opera singer's. With.

"I am hunter Rip Van Winkle."

"There is nothing insignificant. My bullets are always on target."

She whispered, as if telling an inevitable result, or repeating a sad curse.

The curse of 'Magic Bullet Shooter'.

120. Exposure, generosity of gun

What is the story of Magic Bullet Shooter?

This is a very classic and clichéd story.

A forester falls in love with the forester's daughter, and in order to marry her, he must win a shooting competition.But another ranger, his rival, had sold his soul to the devil in exchange for a magic bullet that was sure to hit.

However, the forest ranger who had sold his soul was afraid of the consequences of selling his soul to the devil, so after winning the first game, he seduced the love-hungry forest ranger and went to Wolf Valley to ask the devil for magic bullets to escape the devil's pursuit. kill.

The generous devil cast 7 bullets for the young man who longed for love, but he did not ask for the soul, but only asked that the victim in the 7th bullet should be owned by the devil.

The next day, the forester hit six out of six shots in the arena. The Duke pointed at a white dove flying by and asked him to shoot. The forester's daughter kept begging the young man who liked her not to shoot, saying that the white dove was a pigeon. Her incarnation.

But the bullet had been fired, and the forest officer's daughter fell down. However, the bullet changed direction just before it hit, and shot at the villain who was trying to escape punishment.

Then?Then the protagonist and the heroine become partners, and that's the end of it.

The bad guys get bad rewards, and the good guys get good rewards. The story structure is very simple and clichéd, and it is also very complete.

But what does all this have to do with this magic bullet shooter?

It's simple, because the bullets in his gun's chamber are these 'magic bullets'.

These magic bullets give her the ability to 'hit the target with a hundred shots'. As long as it is within sight, her bullets will 'definitely hit' the target even if they make countless turns.

This has nothing to do with any science, or it should be classified as 'magic', or -'ability'.

After all, in this Magic Bullet song, Rip Van Winkle is a vampire.

As long as enough fear is given, the 'sodium chloride' demon can summon his legion from the human fantasy of its representative concept. There will be both werewolves and vampires - even if you give enough fear, You can summon a certain card repair organization to come out.

Of course, the total amount of fear required for such an over-the-top, super-scientific fantasy is huge.Just like the magic bullet shooter summoned at this moment, she almost burned more than 3 people's total fear of the concept of 'sodium chloride' before it was born.

It doesn't matter whose brain she came from or whose pen she was - what matters is her ability.

Under the premise that Wu Nian and Mission Bida blocked all signals within the immediate range of Kiev, the only way to shoot down the airship was to strike within sight range!

Beyond visual range strikes such as ballistic missiles are not possible because satellites cannot determine the specific coordinates and they dare not throw them at all!

As long as it is a war within visual range - the existence of the magic bullet shooter is the strongest anti-aircraft firepower.

Unlike those wolf troops, the abilities possessed by the magic bullet shooter are completely out of the category of 'science'. It is itself a kind of 'magic' that cannot be understood and analyzed by existing technology.

This is a matter of course, right?After all, it was the NACI demon who created the magic bullet shooter. Isn’t it natural that the demon creates unscientific magic?

But no matter what, this magic bullet shooter destroyed three F16s with one bullet, which really made many people watching in front of the screen feel their hands and feet numb——

Then, there is the strong interest and greed for that weird 'gun'!

Until now, their rationality has allowed them to deny the idea of ​​so-called 'magic', but they persist in thinking that the strange muzzleloader may be some kind of technology that they cannot understand.

——It’s not wrong to think so. Magic is technology that cannot be understood. Such an understanding is not wrong in itself.

This also made them feel even more fearful. At the same time, when dealing with these NACI issues, they decisively rejected many of their original plans.

It is not feasible to send air force for bombing. Even if you want to deal with them, you have to use beyond visual range strikes combined with saturation bombing.

In other words - just anchor the general area and then completely destroy it.

They are not actually afraid of the NACI demon.

As for the military forces of various countries, they are not civilians who have never seen the world, and they clearly know how huge the firepower their armies have.

At least until now, the military power displayed by NACI is not enough to make them feel 'troublesome' and 'terrible'.As long as it didn't appear inexplicably to their capital like Kiev, they would be sure to end the battle in the shortest possible time in any environment.

Since it is still within the manageable range, they will not rush to defeat it, but will work hard to think and find more ways to win benefits for themselves and the country.

Even though we have already suffered a lot of losses before - but unfortunately, human nature is something that is beyond help.

As for those netizens watching the excitement, their answers were much more straightforward——

[Wow, come out and see the magic! ! ! 】

[This is definitely the announcement of the movie - MD shocked me! 】

[No wonder, I heard before that Hollywood is planning a World War II-themed fantasy movie. It seems to be directed by Cameron? 】

【truck driver?No wonder, this must be the latest CGI technology! ! ! 】

The large amount of deliberately misleading content mixed into the barrages, coupled with the healthy 'scientific outlook' of netizens, allowed them to instinctively find what they thought were reasonable excuses for all this.

Of course, maybe you can also ask the locals in Ulan what they think?

What's the point of unspeakable thoughts.

When no one in the world cares about your voice, and even any platform that holds your voice suppresses your attempt to speak, even the truth that is visible to you can still become a secret that no one knows.

And this is also an out-and-out weakening for the NACI Demon.

The fear from all over the world has been reduced to the greatest extent, but it doesn't matter, he has found a more reliable 'long-term meal ticket'.

"Nice shot, ma'am."

Qi Ming walked away with a smile and applause. When the magic bullet shooter who was cleaning the gun saw Qi Ming's moment, he immediately sweated all over his body, his eyes trembled, and he knelt down, shaking all over.

"You, you, you, I, I, I, I..."

Qiming tilted his head slightly and sighed regretfully. It seemed that the magic bullet shooter was no longer suitable for interviews.

There is no way, who told her that she was an imaginary thing in the first place?With excessive inspiration, you can always see things that normal people cannot see.

In this case, Qiming simply took Nimfu into the interior of the airship. He passed by the NACI demon and came directly to Di Qing——

At the same time, the live broadcast was also shot specifically towards him.

"Long time no see, Mr. Di, it seems that you are very skilled in your business."

Qiming smiled and looked at Di Qing and the war demon next to him who had almost completely condensed into form, and said with a smile

"Humph!"

The war demon turned away his head in displeasure. His attitude was exactly like a child losing his temper and saying he wouldn't play with you anymore.

As for Di Qing, he glanced at Qiming and Nimfu, and then said quietly

"Mr. Salesman, I am very grateful for the help you have provided me, but... won't it be possible to do a live broadcast like this and destroy the possibility of you intervening in the change?"

Di Qing's rhetorical question is quite reasonable - the live broadcast approaching Qiming is an accomplice that has greatly contributed to the spread of NACI demon fear.

"It doesn't have much to do with it. I'm just sharing this change." Qiming said with a smile.

"And it has to be said that one is ebbing and the other is ebbing. When you appear in front of everyone at this moment, even if there are changes, you can gradually return to the track he should be on."

It wasn't until this moment that many people behind the screen realized that the Asian boy in front of them, who looked like he was underage, was the 'protagonist' this time, and many people who had watched the live broadcast immediately started shouting. The brief moment not long ago, There is a live broadcast about 'Internet Addiction School'.

Could it be that......

【Fuck!Could it be that unlucky brother from school? 】

[So brother, you are planning to launch a war on the whole world just because of this thing? 】

[The tower is open, keep grinding and the tower is open! ! ! 】

【Destroy the whole world with your own power! ! ! 】

Di Qing's eyes swept across the chaotic barrage, and then he revealed a pleasant and slightly malicious smile.

Premature exposure is really not a good thing for him.After all, he is the source of all evil. Killing him - in fact, the problem will not be solved.

Demons have been created, including war, justice, skin, 'sodium chloride'... and the one he barely awakened after just scraping together the embers of this night's carnival and offering all the sacrifices.

Even if there were only five demons in hell, the damage they could cause would be extremely huge.Di Qing knew that half of his goal had been achieved. Even if the matter was exposed now, it didn't matter.

Moreover, this is not necessarily a bad thing~~~~

"Hello everyone, as you can see, it was me who summoned the 'sodium chloride' demon." Di Qing spread his hands and said with a relaxed smile.

"I know that many of you are speculating on my position, trying to figure out my psychology, and you are still making your own decisions and thinking that I am a spokesperson for evil."

"Just think about it. I don't want to promote any ideas or other things. In other words, there is only one sentence about my position and what I want to do-"

"He deserves the only fair chance of all people."

The only fairness, what is the only fairness in this world?In fact, everyone knows that when everyone is fully aware of the fact that people are not created equal, everyone naturally knows where the only path to fairness that is equal to everyone comes from.

But even so - it is not easy to obtain this fairness, at least until those who are difficult or even impossible to obtain weapons that can even out the gap in physical force between each other, this fairness will be difficult to achieve.

so.......

"Family members, look at what benefits I have brought to you." A strange smile appeared on Di Qing's face, and a strange piece of parchment appeared in his hand after it spontaneously ignited out of thin air.

There is nothing on it, only an uncomplicated pattern like a magic circle.A pattern composed of several geometric bodies appearing within the center of a circle.

"Draw this pattern. As long as you put forward conditions, no matter what, he will respond to your call."

"His contract is simple - pay the sacrifice, and he will give you what he represents, such as... a gun."

"He accepts any condition, from something as expensive as life to a soul, or something as low and cheap as money."

After that, he took out a stack of banknotes. With a slight snap of his fingers, the pattern and banknotes burned slowly, and then an extra box of machine guns and ammunition appeared in the open space out of thin air!

"What are you waiting for? Family members, come quickly..."

Even though various countries immediately ordered the immediate shutdown of the servers of major websites, it was inevitable that the pattern and the following words were still leaked.

And perhaps, most people watching the live broadcast at this moment just saw it as fun and thought it was just a joke.

But... there are always boring people, and as soon as they try something boring, they will soon find out.

The Demon of Guns is truly a 'generous' demon.

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ps: There may be a reward at the end of this month - by the end of the month, everyone will have a monthly pass, right_(:з」∠)_

Sad news (not a eunuch)

Happy to give you a 30-day ban gift package!

Applause, applause, applause!

To a certain extent, this can be considered as recognition for me (sigh)

In short, everyone knows the reason for being blocked. From today on, I will have to monitor my posts and comments with high intensity. Please stop commenting, otherwise I will have to delete them, or in serious cases, I will have to ban them.

(I saw over [-] of your posts yesterday, and my head was about to explode.)

Well, I can't hold the key anymore, otherwise I'll die! (knock)

I originally thought that incorporating a little Two-dimensional would be able to circumvent it a little bit, but... ugh.

Also, this book was originally expected to have a complete story in this world, but depending on the situation, I had to make plans in advance. Some plots had to be deleted, and some props had to be replaced with other worlds. In short, this volume will not be finished until now. One or two props have to be temporarily 'finished'

Then I have to go to several anime or game worlds to wash the tone and background of this book...

Of course, I will still come back to this world when I come back - of course, I have to eliminate some other things...

In short, I planned to create a second group just in case. The earliest book group exploded. Everyone can join this group in the comment area. Anyway, it is not full yet, so the group number is written below.

I sincerely hope that I can get through this.

A group: 795510592

Group II: 917301258