"There are even man-eating flowers hidden in the pipes? Fortunately, I have a better skill..."
The Mario games in the handheld console are based on a points system. There is no end or destination. The farther you run, the higher the score.
But as the character progresses, its speed will become faster and faster, and the enemies and traps will become more diverse, which will be a great test of the player's eyesight and hand speed.
Of course, all this could not stump the wise general.
As the God of Thunder, his strength is there, and his nerve reaction speed is hundreds of times faster than that of ordinary people. No matter how fast Mario runs, it is no different from slow motion in her eyes. After running for millions of points, she soon lost interest.
"It's a pretty good game, but the difficulty is a bit too low." Ying Baorui's review of Mario.
Su Che shrugged and suggested, "Perhaps, you can try Snake again?"
Unlike Mario, the former can get very high scores as long as his reaction speed is fast enough.
But although Snake still has a certain advantage due to its fast reaction speed, this advantage cannot determine the outcome of the game.
If you can't plan your body shape properly, no matter how fast your reaction is, you will suffocate to death sooner or later.
Yingbao tried it as he was told.
Sure enough, although she tried her best to avoid the tail, she was too greedy several times and her body was so big that it almost took up the entire screen, and she killed herself while swimming.
But this only aroused her competitive spirit. She wanted another round... another round... another round...
Before I knew it, I had become addicted to it, even more than nut bowling.
Originally, Su Che wanted to ask why this otaku girl suddenly came to his house instead of staying in the castle tower today.
But looking at her current appearance... forget it, I probably won't be able to get anything out of her.
Seeing that it was getting late, he put down the light novel in his hand, stretched his body, and prepared to go to bed.
Before leaving, he did not forget to remind her: "General, please do as you please. The charging kit is still with me, so don't try to sneak away in the middle of the night, otherwise I guarantee that the handheld game console in your hand will soon run out of power and become a pile of scrap metal."
“…I don’t have such despicable thoughts.”
Yingbao wrinkled his pretty little nose, somewhat dissatisfied.
Su Che laughed twice and said, "Don't think I didn't notice your pause just now."
"By the way..."
After hesitating for a moment, the general said hesitantly, "Okay, can you leave the charging kit here?"
As if she was worried about exposing her purpose, she quickly added: "Otherwise, if the handheld game console suddenly runs out of power in the middle of the night, I will be in trouble."
Su Che: "..."
She is really an internet addict girl...
Master Su held his forehead helplessly, but did not step back at all, and decisively refused: "No!"
Yingbao curled his lips.
If you don’t want to give it to me, forget it... I’ll show off my General Thunder’s aura and pretend to be disdainful.
Although he is in a foreign country, there is an internet-addicted girl in the house who is eyeing him eagerly.
But Su Che's sleep quality was as good as ever. He had no habit of getting up at night. When he opened his eyes again, the sun was shining brightly outside the window.
After a quick wash, he walked out of the bedroom...
Then I saw two purple figures, one tall and one short, one big and one small, huddled together, not knowing what they were doing.
From time to time, you can hear voices like "This is not the way to fight, you have to plant a row of sunflowers here first!" "You died again, it's my turn, it's my turn!"
Su Che sighed.
"General...you didn't sleep all night, did you?"
He felt like he was asking a stupid question.
As expected, Yingbao nodded as a matter of course: "For this body, hibernation doesn't make much sense."
The cat head next to him also took some time out of his busy schedule to greet him, but quickly lowered his head and continued to fight in the world of Plants vs. Zombies.
Is the magic of Switch really that great?
Su Che's mouth twitched.
Although Plants vs. Zombies is interesting, after experiencing the baptism of various 3A online games, this dessert-level game means more to him that it evokes childhood memories.
However, in the continent of Teyvat where the entertainment industry is extremely scarce and the only things people do is listen to operas and books, it seems normal for them to behave like this?
Su Che even considered that if mobile games were to become available one day, should he also develop an anti-addiction system to prevent teenagers without self-control from playing games excessively and harming their health...
"Huh? Why did the screen suddenly go black?!"
Just as he was thinking about it, Keqing who was not far away suddenly exclaimed.
They played with this handheld game console for a whole night. They have been able to keep using it until now, which can be said to have exceeded their limits... No wonder it ran out of battery...
After charging the two of them, this time Mr. Su did not sit idly by and watch them continue to indulge in the game. Instead, he took the handheld device back.
"Hey! What are you doing!"
Aqing suddenly became anxious.
She had been watching General Lei Dian play, and she had just touched him for a short while before he was taken away. How could she be willing to accept this?
He rushed forward and wanted to snatch it, but unfortunately due to his height, even if he stood on tiptoe, he could only reach Su Che's elbow, and there was still some distance from his wrist.
Yingbao was not too excited. After all, she and Su Che had agreed to play all night.
I just added with some regret, "The promise I made last night still stands. If you are interested, you can always come to the castle tower with your handheld game console and charging kit to find me. I will say hello to the Okuji people, and they will not stop you."
This general is really persistent...
Su Che shook his head helplessly, suppressed a cat's head with one hand, and declined politely:
"Thank you for your kindness, General, but... it is against the law to forcibly seize a woman."
"The will of this body is the will of Inazuma, so it is not illegal." Yingbao answered calmly.
You seem quite confident, right?
Su Che completely gave up trying to reason with this internet-addicted otaku girl and instead raised the question he had wanted to raise yesterday.
"By the way, why did the general suddenly think of looking for me?"
There is no doubt that Lei Dianying is a homebody.
Being able to stay in a deserted environment like Yixin Jingtu for who knows how many years is something that not ordinary people can do. She is not only a homebody, but also a severe homebody.
It was very strange that such a homebody who would never step out of the castle tower easily regardless of the four seasons would suddenly come to the guest room where a foreigner was staying.
Let’s get down to business.
Yingbao also came back to his senses and said calmly: "I came here for the phone."
Su Che had said before that it would only take 24 hours to set up the signal base station and unlock most of the mobile phone functions.
But it was her first time using the phone and she had no experience. She was worried that she wouldn't understand how to use it, so after 24 hours, she planned to come to Su Che to learn how to use the phone.
Who would have thought that he would be playing with a strange red object endlessly. Out of curiosity, he not only forgot about the phone, but even stayed there for the whole night.
After hearing the whole story, Su Che's expression was a little indescribable.
The mobile phone he gave to the general was a customized version, which came with Xiao Ai and, of course, a novice guidance system.
But since she was already there, I just briefly taught her how to use the phone.
Having achieved his goal, Lei Dianying took one last look at the Switch, still feeling a little reluctant.
As the residence of the general, the castle tower does not allow others to stay for a long time. Although there are guest rooms, they can only be accommodated for one night at most.
After all, this is not a hotel.
But for the sake of the handheld game console that he had been longing for, Yingbao gave special instructions to the people outside before leaving.
Su Che was allowed to continue living in the castle tower, and they were ordered not to disturb him.
This left the people of Aojie completely confused, not knowing what their general was up to.
the other side.
After sending Inazuma Thunder God away, Su Che looked at the other Liyue Thunder God who refused to leave with a headache, and said helplessly:
"In the end what you want?"
"Whatever you don't want."
Keqing looked at him pitifully, her big eyes flickering, and said in a wronged voice: "Can you play Plants vs. Zombies for me for a while longer? I've only played for a short while..."
Su Che: "..."
Sighing, he handed her the handheld game console. "One hour at most. Remember to return it to me after one hour."
"Okay okay."
The cat nodded his head repeatedly, happily opened the unfinished game, and started planting sunflowers.
……
at the same time.
The castle tower was exceptionally empty. Lei Dianying sat cross-legged in the center, with a custom-made cell phone in front of him that had just been turned on.
Now that Inazuma has a signal, with the help of Xiao Ai, she quickly completed a series of settings, recorded her fingerprints and face, and entered the main page.
Since there are not many software programs available for mobile phones nowadays, every newly produced mobile phone will automatically install later updated software such as Baibaoge.
Yingbao originally wanted to find out if there was a game similar to Plants vs. Zombies on her phone, but to her disappointment, she couldn't find any after searching for a while.
In the end, I had to turn my attention to the circle of friends nearby.
I heard that this is a magical application. Even if she is in Inazuma and does not leave her house, she can still find out the latest excitement and events happening in Liyue.
Two thousand years ago, thanks to a curious wind god, the Seven Gods always chose Liyue as the venue for their gatherings.
At that time, Ying was just a warrior who accompanied his sister. His biggest use was to serve as his sister's bodyguard.
She had been to Liyue two thousand years ago and witnessed the local customs, landscape and topography there, but such opportunities had become fewer and fewer as time passed, until the Battle of Kanreya, when the two gods fell and gatherings between gods were no longer possible.
When was the last time you went to Liyue?
Ying couldn't remember clearly, but that didn't stop her from being curious about Liyue today.
When you open the Moments, you first need to create a nickname.
Yingbao thought about it and input: "The Great Palace of Takenami-jinshu".
Another prompt popped up: "Do you need to locate your IP address?"
What is an IP address? Yingbao didn't quite understand and simply clicked "no".
The phone jumped to the page, and the first thing that caught my eye was today's hot search list.
1. The arrival of the Wind Dragon, is Mondstadt in danger of extinction? [Hot]
2. Fortunately, we have the Rock King [New]
3. The Qianyan Army destroyed the hideout of the treasure-stealing group and found million Mora in stolen money?! [Boiling]
……
"Mond's Wind Dragon?"
Yingbao frowned. Most of the demons have their own followers, such as the Son of God to her, the Dragon King Rudra to Zhongli, and Tevarin to Wendy.
She had an average relationship with the God of Wind, but she was familiar with him. She naturally knew that his companion was a wind dragon named "Tevarin". Now seeing this hot search, it was hard not to connect the two together.
But it seems that this has nothing to do with her.
As long as that drunkard Wind God is around, Mondstadt will never perish. In comparison, she is more concerned about the comments of the people of Liyue below.
I randomly clicked on the most popular post, and the person who posted it was called “Master of Wangsheng Hall”.
"Adventurers or merchants who are planning to go to Mondstadt in the near future should pay attention. Wangsheng Hall is giving back to its users with a big discount! Buy one stele and get half a stele for free! Don't miss this opportunity!
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Chapter 110: The online meeting between Thunder God and Lord Yan, v500
Yingbao took a quick look and found that most of them were complaints.
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