Genshin Impact, after inventing mobile phones, they looked at me with strange eyes

"Master Hu, are you trying to attract business?"

"I, Wang, have bought this meal! Is 100 million Mora enough? If not, I'll add more. If it's enough, just ignore what I said."

"The upstairs is too small. One hundred million Mora is nothing. I'm offering a sea view apartment in the Xumi Desert. What? You say there's no sea? Then let him dig!"

Although I don’t quite understand what these people are talking about...but it seems quite interesting?

Yingbao raised the corner of his lips, flipped through the webpage, and saw a more serious discussion.

"Let's be honest. No exaggeration or slander. Let's analyze rationally. The dragon is so arrogant, the wind god has not taken any action, and the Knights have been passively beaten. I think Mond is doomed."

The comments below agree.

"That's right. No matter what kind of dragon it is, if it dares to run wild in Liyue, it will die within three days." This is proud.

"Do you understand the sense of security that Prince Yan brings you?" This is proud.

"Their knights are no good either. They haven't made any moves in such a long time. It's obvious that they are not as good as our Thousand Rocks Army." This is a slander.

Of course, there were also many people who felt sorry for the Knights, or to be more precise, they felt sorry for a certain individual.

"In fact, Captain Qin is pretty good. She has both ability and strength, but she is dealing with a bunch of giant babies. I get angry when I think of the #Liyue swear word# client I met last time. If I hadn't been unable to give up the business there, I would have quit long ago."

"What the above brother said makes sense. I heard from the brother of my next-door neighbor's daughter-in-law's best friend that the people of Mond even asked the Knight Commander to help them find a lost cat. They bother others for trivial matters. They have no ability to take care of themselves."

"I heard that their wind god hasn't appeared for hundreds of years. Could it be... Tsk, those who understand will understand. If you don't understand, it's useless for me to say anything."

Shadow shook his head.

When the Seven Gods gathered, she felt that the wine-loving God of Wind looked very unreliable. Now it seemed that he was not the only one who was reliable, but that this was the general trend of Mondstadt, which was too free.

But based on the idea that “we are colleagues after all”, Yingbao still explained for Wendy.

"The Wind God is very powerful. The reason why he has not appeared is probably that he is sleeping."

Coincidentally, she received a reply shortly after she posted this comment.

"Hiss... Oh, my friend, this is not a good name for you!"

Yingbao: “?”

"Brother, have you been to Inazuma? I was there a few years ago. This is the nickname of the Thunder God there. If anyone dares to use it indiscriminately, the Tianling Bugxing will be at your doorstep immediately. Although we are in Liyue now, there is no guarantee that the signal will be connected to Inazuma at any time. Take my advice and change your name. The circle of friends is not a place beyond the law."

Yingbao: “?”

Shadow Treasure: "I am the God of Thunder."

There was silence for a while on the other end, and then a question mark came in.

"Are you the God of Thunder?"

Yingbao was about to reply when he saw the other party replying like a typewriter:

"Hahaha, I didn't realize you're quite humorous, brother. Since you're so sincere, I won't hide it from you. I'm actually the reincarnation of Lord Yan. I've hidden 10 billion Moras in Jueyunjian, but I don't have the money for the trip. As long as you transfer 5,000 Moras to me as travel expenses, I'll get the 10 billion Moras back and we'll split it in half!"

Yingbao: “…”

The otaku girl is not stupid, so of course she can see that the other party is simply making fun of her.

She was a little distressed and typed: "But I am really the God of Thunder."

"Oh, right, right," the man also replied, "I really am the reincarnation of Lord Yan. Without further ado, quickly V me 5,000 Mora so that I can go to Wanmin Hall to eat Crazy Sunday. Chef Xiangling is in charge today. If you go too late, there will be no seats."

Yingbao: “…”

She gave up explaining. It was indeed a mortal eye! Even the true God couldn't recognize it!

Just as I was about to close this trending search and look at something else, someone suddenly sent me a private message.

The father of the gods gave me a serious injury and fell to the ground: General, are you happy using your mobile phone?

Lord Yujian Mingshen, Lord of the Imperial Palace: Not happy.

Yingbao paused and typed again: Are you...Su Che?

The All-Father granted me the gift of falling wounded: it was me.

Mr. Su did not intend to conceal his identity. As the owner of the highest authority on all mobile phones, it was very easy for him to investigate a certain user's ID, not to mention that there was only one user of Inazuma's IP.

The All-Father granted me the gift of falling to the ground with serious injuries: Can I ask why you are unhappy?

Logically speaking, this otaku girl's reaction shouldn't be so cold.

Yingbao didn't waste any time and learned how to take screenshots without any instruction. He then sent the previous comments to him.

Su Che: "..."

Mr. Su had a strange expression on his face.

Especially when he saw that person repeatedly saying "V me five thousand", he felt a little overwhelmed, as if he had returned to the era of his previous life.

In fact, this kind of colloquialism has become increasingly prevalent...and it has something to do with him.

After all, when he is bored, he will occasionally check his circle of friends to see if anything interesting has happened recently.

The comment was just copied by Hu Tao, who has a certain influence in Liyue and has quite a few followers now.

This goes on for a while, and the upper class follows the lower class...

Many netizens have been affected in this way, and they don’t know whether it is good or bad.

but……

The great Thunder God, using his own title as his online name, was actually mistaken for an imposter...

Su Che suppressed his laughter and said seriously, "General, there is no need to bother with such an ordinary person. When the phone is circulated among Inazuma someday, I will add a big V logo for you so that there will be no misunderstanding."

"Big...v?"

Yingbao frowned and typed: "What does this mean?"

“It means official certification.”

Su Che explained casually and sent her a string of IDs: "Anyway, I won't disturb you from surfing the Internet. By the way, I'd like to recommend you a netizen. Perhaps you can get some inspiration from him."

Looking at the string of nicknames, Yingbao pondered for a moment, and finally chose to believe him.

Then, search in the search bar: What did Zhongli eat today, and click Add Friend.

Heyu Teahouse.

There was a play by Mr. Yun today. Upon hearing the news, fans rushed to show their support, filling up the entire area. The owner, Mr. Fan, was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling.

As a regular customer, the old man had occupied a seat with an excellent view in the teahouse early on. He was leisurely drinking tea while watching Mr. Yun singing on the stage.

At this moment, his phone suddenly vibrated. He subconsciously unlocked it, only to find that it was a friend request.

Applicant: The Great Palace of Takenami-jin.

Seeing this familiar name, the old man seemed to be in a trance for a moment.

But he quickly reacted and frowned.

"Is someone pretending to be someone else... or is he really the Thunder General?"

Before he could ask, the man spoke first.

Some people say that finding you will inspire me.

What did Zhongli eat today: ...

What is Zhongli eating today: Are you...Baalzebub?

The other end.

Yingbao of the castle tower was a little surprised.

Although her nickname was not difficult to guess, the other party confirmed her identity immediately without any doubt...

After hesitating for a moment, she typed out a few words.

The Great Palace of Takenami-jin: You are...Morax?

There is no basis for this, it's just a pure intuition.

What did Zhongli eat today: ...

What did Zhongli eat today: I am.

What is Zhongli eating today: Brother Su asked you to come, right? I have heard that he has gone to Inazuma to explore new markets, but I did not expect that

The action was done so quickly that even you were affected by it... Sorry, I'm not used to the input method yet and made a typo. It was really unexpected that even you agreed to this move.

The old man seriously suspected that Brother Su definitely knew his true identity.

How else could it be such a coincidence? He specifically recommended his account to General Lei Dian, which clearly showed that he knew they knew each other.

However... Su Che was able to convince General Lei Dian and even let Baalzeb personally use the mobile phone, an external object.

As Zhongli said, he was really surprised.

The old man had always heard about the current situation of Inazuma, and naturally knew about General Raiden's actions, the national lockdown order and the eye hunt.

Although he disagreed with the order, he would not interfere.

Asking a god who pursues eternity to accept something foreign that may disrupt his balance... the difficulty is no less than giving an amputee

The seller sold leather boots and rackets.

It seems that he still underestimated Brother Su's ability to talk nonsense.

The Great Palace of Takenami-jin: This mobile phone is quite interesting.

The Grand Palace of the Lord of the Imperial Palace: Morax, it has been a long time since we last met. Your Liyue is still as prosperous as ever, and the people... are also very lively.

force..

For ordinary people, being recognized by a god is definitely exciting and thrilling.

But the old man is the oldest ruler, even General Lei Dian is still a junior in front of him.

So I can still keep a normal mind and even have the mood to make a few comments.

What Zhongli is eating today: Liyue is the same as usual, but your wife...

What did Zhongli eat today: I heard that the current situation is not very good. If you encounter any trouble, you can ask me for help.

As we all know, Lord Yan is a kind-hearted god.

Perhaps because he has lived too long and has the most experience, he always has the calm and steady aura of an older brother.

Just like when the Wind God first came to Liyue two thousand years ago, Zhongli was ready to do his best if he asked for help.

Inazuma is in the same predicament now, and he will not hesitate to help if Baalzebub gets into trouble.

The Great Palace of Takenami-jin: I appreciate your kindness, but I don’t need it.

Ohno-no-Miyazane: ...Can I ask you a question?

What would Zhongli like to eat today: Yes.

Yingbao hesitated.

Although she had only used the phone for a short time, her brief experience with WeChat Moments had allowed her to see the ancient country of Liyue and its people.

Their unique vitality.

They could joke without restraint, play around, and be full of tolerance...which is two extremes compared to the stagnant Inazuma life today.

Gods are not easily confused.

But seeing such a huge gap between the two countries with his own eyes still made Ying a little...hesitant.

Osaka Takenami-jin no Ogosho: What do you think of the Eye Hunting Order and the Seclusion Order?

The old man blew gently on his tea.

How to see? See with your eyes or with your phone.

To be fair, as the god of the City of Contract, he does not agree with this policy that will only cause the country to slowly lose its vitality and vigor.

But among the seven gods, each god has his own unique situation. Policies that are not suitable for Liyue will be inappropriate for other countries.

Home, maybe it is a special fit.

After all, he had never been there in person. The old man pondered for a moment and typed.

"I can't give you too much advice, but... if you want to be a qualified ruler, you must learn to listen to the voice of the people."