Genshin Impact, after inventing mobile phones, they looked at me with strange eyes

"Come to think of it, why didn't I see Xie Fox today? I was thinking of waiting for her to come over and ask her to record the video. And the same goes for Xin Hai. Didn't she say she would come back to work for me? Why hasn't she done anything yet?"

"Forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow. Hey, what's going on every day?"

……

On this side, Su Che was too lazy to think too much and fell asleep due to exhaustion.

And the other side.

The shadow reaches the top of the mountain, Narujin Taisha Shrine.

The fox sat on the sacred cherry tree, with a jug of sake floating beside her. She lifted up her charming long legs and stared at the people below with interest.

"Master Yae, what do you think of my proposal?"

Familiar lines, familiar painting style. Yes, the person standing below was a lady, and behind the lady were a tall thunder hammer vanguard and two musket guerrillas.

The lady is really numb.

If possible, she didn't want to look for the trash fox, because this fox was notoriously difficult to deal with. God knows how this trash fox would react to the Fatui!

However, she had no choice.

Look, Xinhai of Coral Palace righteously refused to cooperate.

Look again, Inazuma's Thunder General almost chopped her to death.

The task that the Queen of Winter gave to the Fatui executives was to collect the Heart of God!

But now Inazuma is like an iron barrel, making it impossible for the Fatui to even create some chaos.

Coming to the Narukami Taisha Shrine to find Yaegamiko was also her most helpless choice.

If she continued like this, why would she still be collecting the Heart of God? She might as well board the ship and return to Winter Solstice. The young master didn't like traveling with her anyway, so she could just leave on her own...

"You mean, as long as I assist you, the Fatui, and let your large army land on Narukami Island, you will strengthen the shogunate's army and assist my old friend to quell the rebellion, right?"

The fox smiled, waved his hand, took a glass of sake and drank it gently.

The smiling look in the eyes made the ladies confused. They couldn't guess what this nasty fox was thinking.

"Yes, I believe that as an old friend of the general, you must also want to help her resolve the disputes in this chaotic world." The lady hesitated for a moment and nodded. She thought this was the best way to attract the fox.

After all, this fox has everything, and only an old Thunder General with her can convince her.

"Oh my! What a headache!"

The fox raised her delicate hand and gently rubbed her brow. Then, she tilted her head, looked at the ladies and said softly, "Indeed! The strife in this chaotic world has indeed caused my old friend a lot of headaches."

There is a play!

The lady smiled. She was not afraid of your high price, but she was afraid that you would refuse it directly. She immediately increased her pressure and said, "Master Yae, you can absolutely believe in the strength of our Fatui! With our help, within three months... no! At most one month! The resistance will be defeated for sure!"

"Really? That's great! This way, my old friend will probably be very happy." The fox deliberately showed a surprised smile.

Although the smile was fleeting, the lady caught it in her eyes.

Seeing this, the lady finally breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that she had finally found a breakthrough.

If they can convince this scumbag fox, then the Fatui's actions against Inazuma will still have a chance to proceed.

But looking at the fox, it seems to be still hesitant?

The lady thought about it, increased her strength again, and said with a smile: "Master Yae, you can imagine how powerful the shogunate army will be with the help of us Fatui! By then, not only the resistance army, but even the deserted Tsurugan can be broken into by the shogunate army!"

"That's right."

The fox nodded seriously, as if she had been persuaded. Her eyes flickered continuously, and she whispered to herself, "My old friend! Although Heguan is far away, it is also Inazuma's territory. I believe you must be willing to retake it."

The night sky is silent.

Although the fox's voice was soft, the lady and her group could hear it clearly.

The Thunder Hammer Vanguard smiled and thought to himself, this legendary century-old demon is no more than this, and was persuaded by the lady with just a few words. It seems that the plan of our Fatui can finally be carried out smoothly.

The musket guerrillas were even more full of contempt. They looked at the charming figure of the fox and even had some evil thoughts in their hearts, thinking that if they had the chance in the future... hehe!

"Lord Yae Miyaji, since you are also very interested, why don't we sign a contract? A contract and a happy cooperation!" The lady shook her proud figure and walked happily under the sacred cherry tree, then pulled out a contract from the huge peaks.

This scene made even the fox a little surprised. This was not some magic, it was purely relying on the impressive capital to hide things.

The fox didn't say much. She just waved her hand, and the contract floated up and landed steadily in her hand.

Holding the contract that still had some body temperature, the fox raised his lips slightly, slowly unfolded the contract, and took a look at it: "Yes, it is fair."

"Of course. We Fatui have always cooperated fairly. You will never suffer any loss if you cooperate with us!" The lady nodded with a smile.

Naturally, there is no problem with the contents of the contract.

What she wanted was an opportunity! An opportunity!

If the wife of rice is not disturbed, it is difficult to control the mind of God!

But no matter what, the lady is very happy now.

The trash fox is already signing the contract. Once the contract is signed, the Fatui army will land. With the help of the Eightfold Son of God, they can easily infiltrate the shogunate!

When the time comes, the lady smiled coquettishly, she had already imagined the day when she would obtain the heart of God.

As the first Fatui executive to obtain the Heart of God, Her Majesty the Queen will surely give her the highest reward and praise!

"Take it! I hope we can have a pleasant cooperation!" The fox threw down the contract and said with a smile.

The lady was extremely excited and laughed continuously: "Haha! Of course, our cooperation will definitely be very...pleasant..."

Halfway through her words, the lady was a little dumbfounded, because there was no signature on the contract, but instead a big pig's head was drawn on it.

"Puchi!" That was the sound of the fox's chuckle.

She looked at the dumbfounded lady and laughed so hard that she could hardly lift her waist: "Oh, I was playing a joke on you, but you took it seriously!"

As he spoke, a flash of lightning power appeared at the fox's fingertips.

In just a moment, the thunder fell, and the contract in the lady's hand turned into ashes...

All the fools' eyes widened!

what's the situation!

They were talking and laughing just now, why did he suddenly break their contract?

They couldn't help but look at the lady, with confusion and anger in their hearts. They just waited for the lady's order and wanted to rush forward to teach this stinky fox a lesson.

"Lord Yaemiyaji, what do you mean?" The lady was trembling with anger. She knew very well that she had just been fooled by this stinky fox!

"It's nothing interesting. I'm bored in the middle of the night. Let's find something fun!" The fox said softly, shaking his head, and took another glass of wine, taking a sip with great pleasure.

Seeing her relaxed and contented appearance, the lady felt heartbroken.

Think about how frustrated she has been along the way, and now even a stinky fox wants to play tricks on her!!!

"Master Yae, please reconsider. Cooperation with us Fatui will definitely bring you hundreds of benefits and no harm!"

The lady suppressed her anger and tried to persuade him again. She knew that this fox was difficult to deal with. It didn't matter if the contract was broken. At worst, she could just write another one. As long as she could convince the fox, she could endure this grievance for the sake of Her Majesty the Queen!

But the despicable fox shook his head calmly, smiled softly, and said: "What are you thinking about? Don't I know what you fools are thinking? If there is anyone in Inazuma who is the real trouble, I'm afraid it has to be you fools."

From the very beginning, the Fox had no intention of cooperating.

She and Xinhai are pen pals, so how could she help the Fatui to wipe out the rebels?

Besides, don’t be fooled by this vixen. She is in charge of a place not by relying on her looks. She knows very well who is the enemy and who is the friend!

"You stinky fox, you fooled us all night!" The Thunder Hammer Vanguard couldn't help it. He stood up, and the musket guerrillas behind him also raised their guns and aimed at the scumbag fox.

The witches hiding in the surrounding houses suddenly became nervous.

The fox looked at this scene, still smiling, but her eyes suddenly became sharp: "It's a bother, it's really a bother! Just treat it as a bedtime exercise!"

As he spoke, the fox stretched lazily, the divine cherry blossoms fell, and the killing cherry blossoms rose from the ground.

"Misunderstanding!" The lady was shocked and quickly gave an awkward smile.

She was very angry, but she had never thought of going to war with this century-old monster!

"I think you guys really want to do it. Doesn't it look like a misunderstanding?"

The fox raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and his fingers circled in the air, and the Killing Cherry burst into a strong lightning. Those lightning lights spread out, and although they did not hurt anyone, their terrifying power was like that of a god, and it was difficult to guess!

A few Fatui finally realized what kind of existence they had provoked.

"It really is a misunderstanding! Since you have no intention of cooperating, let's leave now!"

The lady didn't dare to stay any longer. The fox had already shown his power. If a fight broke out, she would not be able to bear the consequences. So, she hurriedly left with the other fools.

The lightning of Killing Sakura was still bursting out, and several Fatui were dazzled. When they were going down the mountain, the thunder hammer was not careful for a moment, and stepped on empty air, and rolled down.

Xia Fox looked at this scene with a cunning look in his eyes. He immediately took out his mobile phone, made a "yeah" gesture, and stuck out his tongue. He took a picture with the Fatui fleeing in panic and the thunder hammer rolling down the mountain as the background.

"Oh my, such a beautiful thing, my brother-in-law must be very interested in it!"

The next day.

Su Che was still sleeping, and the cat head suddenly knocked on the door unhappily, shouting, "Smelly Su Che, why don't you get up!"

what's the situation?

Rubbing his sparse eyes, Su Che slowly sat up.

I glanced out the window. The morning light was just spreading across the earth. Why was Cat Head waking me up so early in the morning?

He shook his head and didn't think too much about it.

Su Che put on his clothes and walked into the living room yawning.

"Keqing, so early in the morning, you..." Su Che was suddenly stunned when he was halfway through his words.

What caught my eye was that the gentle little mermaid was actually sitting in the middle of the living room. Not only Xinhai had come, but even 'Miss Xina' had come along.

"When did you come?" Su Che smiled. He had been thinking about whether to call them these days, and Xinhai came by himself with Wulang.

The little mermaid smiled slightly. She sat upright and said with a smile, "I just arrived, Lord Su. I'm really sorry. There were so many things going on in Haiqi Island that I have been delayed for so long. I just rushed here to report!"

Don’t be afraid of being late for a good meal!

Su Che had no intention of blaming Xin Hai. He nodded and immediately said to Mao Mao Tou, "Keqing, help me boil a pot of water. I want to make some tea."

"Hmph!" Mao Maotou was unhappy. She saw that she had made some progress with Su Che, but Xin Hai suddenly came over again. This made her feel a little depressed.

There are always all kinds of women gathered around Su Che. How do you want her to start?

Cat Head didn't say anything. After a cold snort, she went to boil water for Su Che. However, she kept muttering, "Stinky Su Che! Bad Su Che..."

in the living room.

Su Che seemed to sense something and suddenly sneezed. He smiled awkwardly and said to the little mermaid, "Sorry, I might have caught a cold!"

"It's okay, Lord Su, you should also take care of yourself!" said the little mermaid gently.

"Ok, I know."

Su Che nodded. It is better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early. Since the little mermaid is here, he can just retrieve the lines he used with Yingbao and the others yesterday from his mobile phone and send them to Xinhai.

"This is?"

Xinhai blinked his bright big eyes, his face full of curiosity.

These lines allowed for a lot of room for creativity, but they were somewhat strange and she really couldn't understand them.

Su Che explained: "Xinhai, you may not know yet, I just launched a new thing in Inazuma, called voice assistant."

Voice assistant?

The little mermaid was puzzled and turned to look at Goro beside her.

Wu Lang was also a little embarrassed, thinking, Lord Xinhai, please don't look at me! I have been on Haiji Island these days, how would I know what the voice assistant that Lord Su is talking about is!

Seeing this, Su Che couldn't help but smile, and then sent two voice assistant installation packages to the two of them from his mobile phone.

"This is the voice assistant, but this is only the Xiao Palace version. You can try it first and you will understand it."

The two received the installation package, still with confusion on their faces.

What is the use of this thing?

After installing the voice assistant, Xinhai looked at the unchanged phone and felt even more confused.

"Xinhai, the lines I just sent you are the keywords for waking up the voice assistant. You can hold down the phone button and say the keywords directly after activating the voice assistant."