Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

After making the arrangements he had written down, it seemed that apart from waiting for Kamisato Ayaka and Kokomi to contact him, all he could do now was to go and meet Kujo Sara who was leading the shogunate army.

So Arthur was ready to agree to Kamisato Ayaka's request, and Arthur suspected that Kamisato Ayaka just wanted to talk to him in the Mulou Tea House.

"Okay, I'm free tomorrow."

"Oh, that's great. I'll have Thomas drive you there tomorrow. You just need to contact Thomas when you're ready."

Isn’t this the Mulou Teahouse?

But Arthur didn't say it, and planned to wait and see what Kamisato Ayaka wanted Thomas to take him to do.

After agreeing, because the servants in the house had given themselves early holidays, after arranging for Arthur to leave and rest, Kamisato Ayaka took charge of today's finishing work.

After finishing work, he hummed a song and prepared himself a bowl of rice with tea.

She had too many things on her mind. She didn't eat lunch and the food she cooked was a bit greasy in the evening, so she had no appetite. Now that the things were settled, Kamisato Ayaka hummed a song and put rice with tea and a cup of tea on the table.

Oh, it’s Chali. I’m really lucky today!

(The tea leaves actually stand up because of the fullness of the leaves, not because of luck, just like a double yolk egg is caused by a hen being frightened after laying an egg.)

As a result, as soon as she returned to the house, Kamisato Ayaka was supposed to do night practice, but she was too tired. In addition, everything was suddenly over, her body relaxed, and she fell asleep in a daze as soon as she lay down on the bed.

This night was the most sound sleep Kamisato Ayaka had had since the Eye Hunting Order was issued, because she finally saw hope.

Although Yae Kamiko was very unhappy because she was masturbated during the day, she thought that her friend might be broken into her autistic little dark room by the God of Wind and even be beaten. Kamiko, who was lying on the tatami reading comics, said that it was all worth it.

As for the heart sea? The heart sea has not slept either.

(Diary: Ah... Can't these people from Kaigi Island stop causing trouble? Energy -10)

Chapter 130 Oh oh oh, this batch of goods is of good quality.

When Arthur got up to look for Thomas, Thomas had been waiting for a long time.

As the two got on the carriage, the driver drove the carriage away from Kamisato's house.

"Thomas, where are we going?"

On the way, Arthur finally asked about the thing that had been bothering him all night. He thought that Kamisato Ayaka would take him to the Mulou Teahouse to discuss related matters, but this route was not the route to Inazuma Castle.

"Ah, didn't Ms. Kamisato tell you? Actually, we are going to an outlying island. There is a batch of goods to be collected there. I have to go collect the first batch of goods first."

Perhaps because Kujo returned with the shogunate army, the security around Inazuma Castle improved a lot.

At least a few days ago, when Arthur and Thomas arrived at Kamisato House, they saw many ronin and treasure-stealing groups gathered together. Now, except for some patrolling shogunate troops along the way, the ronin and treasure-stealing groups seemed to have disappeared.

Without any interference, the carriage soon arrived at the lake.

"I'll send those two here."

"Okay, you go back first, you don't have to wait for us."

As the carriage left, Thomas took Arthur to find a small boat hidden by the river.

Unfortunately, there was no boatman, so the task of rowing had to be left to two people.

Rowing? Rowing is impossible.

Especially this simple boat that needs two oars to slide, it reminds me of the small boat belonging to travelers, with a closed design, but what is the power source?

You can't just lie there and pedal like crazy to provide power, and then just pedal faster when you need to accelerate.

Why do I suddenly feel like there is a picture?

Facts have proved that in terms of convenience alone, wind-based abilities are really useful. They can be used to fly, to cause trouble, and now they can also be used for rowing.

Anyway, I can do everything except doing my job.

"Slow down, slow down!"

Wuhu, take off!

It's not an adjective, it means the ship is really about to fly, because Arthur controls the wind and uses its force to create a pushing effect. Because the speed is too fast, the ship has occasionally emerged from the water, and then after completely leaving the water, it falls onto the water due to the influence of gravity.

The buoyancy of the ship brought by the water, the gravity of the ship itself, and the thrust brought by Arthur's manipulation of the wind made the entire ship move forward like a skipping stone.

Thomas had never enjoyed this kind of treatment before. He had thought that he could row the whole way with his own physical strength, but he didn't expect that he would experience what it was like to row a boat without oars.

Having saved more than half of the time, the two reached the outlying island. When they reached the shore, Thomas finally felt the stability of the ground again.

Before I could feel relieved, I felt my stomach churning. The breakfast and the acid in my stomach seemed like magma in a volcano, about to erupt.

He quickly covered his mouth, returned to the beach, and then vomited with a "wow" sound.

After vomiting, he cleaned the residue in his mouth with water before returning to Arthur.

(Don’t learn this. If you vomit in the wild, do not rinse your mouth with water from an unknown source to avoid water contamination and health hazards.)

Thomas made up his mind that he would never go on a boat with Arthur again, or at least never let Arthur drive the boat again.

"Let's go, the person I'm meeting should be here soon."

As a result, he did not see Beidou wearing a blindfold, nor did he see Manye playing music with leaves. Instead, he saw a pot-bellied businessman.

"Isn't this Brother Thomas? Come here, come here quickly."

"Hey, has the goods arrived?"

"Here we are, here we are. I'll take you there to get it."

Looking at the two people who seemed to be meeting underground, Arthur suddenly felt a little confused. Why did they look more like they were here to conduct a transaction? Then why did Kamisato Ayaka call him over?

And the businessman also saw Arthur.

"Who is this?"

Although he was asking about Arthur's identity, his eyes were focused on Thomas, the "local tyrant" beside him.

"This is also my friend. He came here to look at the goods with me."

"That's fine, let's go over there."

The merchant brought the two men to the cargo ship at the dock. There were some people dressed as shogunate soldiers who wanted to step forward, but when they saw a few people, or should I say, saw Thomas, they acted as if they were just walking around casually and ignored them.

"Wait a minute, why don't I seem to have seen you before? Did you pay the money? No, did you register?"

However, a thin guy next to the few people was unfortunately targeted and taken away by those people for registration.

But Arthur knew that these people were talking in a nice way, saying that they wanted to get a higher rank, but in fact they were just going to collect bribes from the Kanjo Bugyo.

It's obvious that this person doesn't have any special connections. It would probably cost him a lot of money if he wanted to leave and go to Inazuma.

Watching Arthur look at the man, Thomas told the story of the island as if he was narrating a plot.

"Now the island is the only way for the outside world to communicate with Inazuma. Although General Raiden has arranged thunderstorms around Inazuma, some people can still find opportunities to reach Inazuma. However, after arriving at Inazuma, they must come here to apply for a pass."

"If they know someone or have a special status, they only need to fill out a complicated paperwork and they can go to Inazuma or leave on their own. If not, they will be forced to stay here and watch the red maples, green tiles and deserted fishing village with other outsiders who are stranded here."

"Of course, knowing people here doesn't mean you need to know some dignitaries. Even if you know Lord Kujo, it's useless. This is the territory of the Kanjo Bugyo. They only care about money. To put it bluntly, as long as you pay enough bribes, you can be considered to have known them."

"Of course there are other ways. To be honest, if you know me, you can complete the procedures easily. You don't even need to fill out the complicated paperwork."

What Thomas was referring to here was of course not the identity of a domestic official affiliated with the society, but the identity of a local tyrant.

Here, the identity of a local boss is the only real and effective one.

"Here we are. This is the batch of goods."

"Oh, mind if I take a look?"

"Of course I don't mind. I'll unpack it."

Although this businessman looked extremely wealthy, he was not slow in his actions. He did not even let his subordinates take action. He jumped directly to the box and opened it.

Fortunately, there was no one wandering around the island, otherwise the goods in this box alone would be enough to keep these people in jail for a long time.

Don't get me wrong, these are certainly not contraband as you might imagine, but these things are indeed quite rare in Inazuma.

"Oh, this batch of goods is of good quality."

"Yes, it took me a lot of effort to get it."

Chapter 131: Is your stealing decent?

What the two said was very strange, but looking at the piles of books and various treasures in the box, Arthur looked at the two and wondered, "What on earth are you doing? Why does it seem like an underground transaction when it is obviously a normal transaction?"

"Okay, I'll take this batch of goods with me."

"Would you like me to have my servants deliver your things to the destination?"

“Everything is the same as always.”

"Okay." Then the businessman turned around and arranged for his men, "Go, deliver this batch of goods to the old place. Be careful, this is Mr. Thomas's goods, pay attention."

"Oh, by the way, please take us with you, so we don't have to go there by ourselves."

Thomas didn't speak to Arthur until they reached their destination.

"Aren't you curious about what this batch of goods is used for?"

"What are you doing? Isn't it just for sale?"

Whether it is a book or other treasure, no matter what it can be used for, its greatest use is trading. If Kamisato Ayaka needs it, Thomas will not be arranged to get it.

Thomas saw that Arthur's thoughts were the same as those of ordinary people, so he didn't say much. He just opened the lid of the wooden box and rummaged through it. Finally, he seemed to have found something, and then a book thicker than a brick was taken out.

But Thomas set the book on fire.

The contents inside also appeared.

"This is what we need in this batch of goods. The rest are just for cover-up!"

This is...

Eye of God!

No, although I don’t have this thing, since I became the God of Wind, I can still distinguish what is the Eye of God and what is a replica.

This blue wind god's eye is fake, but it almost fooled myself.

“Is this a fake Eye of God?”

Thomas didn't expect that Arthur could tell the authenticity of the Eye at a glance. Even he didn't find any difference between the replica and the original one. However, in addition to admiring Arthur's insight, he also wondered whether it would be noticed by others.

So the plan is...

Arthur seemed to read Thomas's mind.

"Don't worry, this is a special case. Normally, the workmanship of this replica is perfect and others can't find it."

Arthur had something else to say.

No one will definitely find Inazuma. If the shadow is revealed, it may be possible, but even General Raiden will find it difficult to distinguish its authenticity.

Thomas breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Arthur's words.

"Fortunately, fortunately, I thought that this replica of the Eye of God that I spent a lot of money on was useless. It cost me five million Mora."

"Wait, how much?"

Five million Mora, I didn’t hear it wrongly.

Just this one glass bead was sold for five million Mora?

Wow, if you go to an auction to buy those ownerless Eyes of God, you might have a chance to get a bargain.

"Yes, I asked someone to buy it from Mondstadt. It seems to have been made by a bard. He was originally going to sell it for 10 million Mora, but the price was bargained down to 5 million. I then asked someone to find the bard and buy one."

The Bard of Mondstadt, couldn't he be who he thought he was?

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Mond at this time.

"Give me ten glasses of the best wine!"

"Wendy, do you have money? You haven't paid me back yet. Master Diluk told me that if you don't pay me back, I can only sell you apple wine."

"I just made a lot of money, fill it up quickly!"

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Ah, so there is a reason why this replica is so authentic.