Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Thomas, what are you doing with this thing? I can understand if you want to make a fire one, but why do you want a wind one?"

"I'm not using it for myself. I want to try and see if something will happen if an ordinary person is caught with this replica and then placed in front of the statue."

After checking the time, Thomas quickly repacked the box.

"I won't talk to you for now, these things still need to be delivered to the client!"

“So these aren’t freebies!”

"Of course not. The things in here were entrusted by a master. If I offend that master, I will probably become a snakeskin wallet tomorrow."

Thomas hurriedly took Arthur away.

We did come to the Mulou Tea House, but why was it like this?

Looking at the pink-haired fox in front of him flipping through the book, he slowly placed a stack of fried tofu on the table without moving, but just read quietly.

Although this Yae God Son is very despicable, it has to be said that some people just open their mouths. If they didn't have this mouth, they would really be a beauty.

Looking at the Yae Goddess in front of me, who was wearing a shrine maiden costume with red and white as the main colors, kneeling there reading a book, her appearance was indeed pleasing to the eye.

Especially the jade-like feet that took off their shoes after entering the room, and their white little feet were pressed under Yae Shinto's round buttocks.

Maybe I was too engrossed in reading and sat for too long, so I moved from time to time.

No, I can’t watch it anymore, XP is about to move!

However, Thomas, who was sitting beside him, was sitting upright, not paying any attention to the Eightfold Son of God.

From his perspective, he was completely attracted by the pattern on the wall, staring at it intently.

"Woo!"

Perhaps he had really sat there for too long. After he finished reading the first chapter, he realized that the oil-fried tofu was no longer hot. He put the book in the box, picked up a piece of oil-fried tofu with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

"Sure enough, the fried tofu at Mulou Teahouse is really amazing! By the way, I've accepted the book and the things. Don't worry, you can do whatever you want. If anything goes wrong, I'll help you settle it."

"Thank you, Lord Palace Master. I'll leave first." Then he turned and looked at Arthur.

"Then I'll be leaving first. You stay here with Lord Palace Master for a while. There will be a guest waiting for you later."

A guest? I'm afraid it's Kamisato Ayaka.

Seeing that Yae Shinko was eating with relish, Arthur didn't bother to be polite with her and picked up two pieces from the plate and put them into his mouth.

But after not being as amazed as I was the first time I tasted it, I found that although the fried tofu was delicious, it was only okay to eat a few pieces, but if you ate too much, it would be just like that.

"By the way, you actually asked Thomas to help you get books from outside? With your status, if you want the books you want, no one will stop you, right?"

"It's different." Putting the last piece of fried tofu on the plate into her mouth, Yae Shinko licked the corner of her mouth with satisfaction, and rolled all the fat from the corner of her mouth into her mouth with her pink little tongue before continuing, "If I contact the Three Magistrates to do it, who knows how long it will take, and how much I will lose in the middle. It's faster to just ask Thomas to find someone."

"Besides, isn't it more exciting to do it secretly than to take it openly?"

Looking at the pink-haired fox licking the corner of its mouth in front of him, Arthur wanted to say, you thief, do you think you are serious?

Chapter 132 System, Translate Taromaru's Words

After getting the book, Yae Shinko finished eating the fried tofu and didn't want to talk to Arthur any more. He just took the things away and left.

Of course, Thomas paid the money in advance this time, and Yae Shinko would not cheat Arthur again.

After waiting for a long time and not seeing Kamisato Ayaka coming, Arthur even suspected that Thomas went directly to Kamisato's house to inform Kamisato Ayaka when he left, otherwise how could he not come for so long?

But Kamisato Ayaka actually arrived early.

It's just not on this floor, but in a single room upstairs.

"Hey, hasn't Thomas brought the person here yet?"

Kamisato Ayaka went out to wait when the two of them left, but she didn't see Arthur coming until now. It was a pity that she didn't have a cell phone, otherwise she would have asked Thomas what happened a long time ago.

Thomas, who was cleaning the house at Kamizato's residence, sneezed.

"A-choo, who is talking about me? Speaking of which, the chief priest should have left, and Ms. Kamisato should have met Arthur... right?"

Thomas suddenly remembered something.

"Oh no! Did I not tell Arthur that Kamisato-san is in the room upstairs? Oh no!"

Because he wanted to leave the environment where the Eightfold Son of God was as soon as possible. According to him, that was out of respect for the Eightfold Son of God. Only Thomas himself knew the truth.

As a result, he forgot to tell Arthur that he was going upstairs after leaving, and only remembered to tell him that someone was waiting for him.

"What should I do? It's definitely too late to go there now!"

Forget it, so be it.

Thomas pretended nothing happened. It wasn't that he didn't want to inform Arthur, but it was because he had been back for so long. Even if he went there by himself now, Arthur might not wait for him.

It is better to be prepared to be scolded and wait for the death penalty.

What's more, what if, what if Arthur, with his excellent insight, predicted his prediction and successfully found Kamisato Ayaka?

"Taromaru, do you know if Kamisato Ayaka is here?"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"System, translate it."

[Host, be a human being. It is just a dog. It cannot communicate with you. Besides, do you think too highly of me? ]

"Useless guy."

【...】

"Um, sir, Taromaru is just the mascot of the store. Although he is wearing clothes, he is just an ordinary dog. Tell me what you want to say."

A waiter had just returned to the counter after delivering food to other people when he saw Arthur talking to Taromaru.

Although I wanted to complain about why people would ask dogs all kinds of questions, I didn't say it out loud because of etiquette.

"Oh, I just wanted to ask, have you seen Kamisato Ayaka?"

"Princess Egret? She must have come this morning. Didn't Mr. Thomas tell her?"

The clerk then remembered that this person was Arthur invited by the Kamisato family, and it was Mr. Thomas who paid the bill and took him away.

Indeed, Kamisato Ayaka came here early this morning, and she also arranged that no one should come to the second floor because she and Arthur had something to discuss.

As one of the secret industries of the Kamisato family, of course he knows the boss behind them, and he immediately responds to and obeys Kamisato Ayaka's orders.

As a result, Mr. Thomas came with Arthur and Lord Palace Attendant, and both Mr. Thomas and Lord Palace Attendant left. Has this person not found Kamisato Ayaka yet?

"Okay, I get it now."

Arthur's face turned dark, and he had already thought about how to discredit Thomas.

I actually forgot to tell you such important news. If I hadn't asked, I would have to wait until dark. Then Kamisato Ayaka and I, one on the first floor and the other on the second floor, would have waited until the door closed without finding each other.

When I arrived at the second floor, I soon saw Kamisato Ayaka in the innermost room.

Kamisato Ayaka was not sitting in her original seat, but was walking back and forth.

In order to ensure that she was in the best condition, Kamisato Ayaka came here in the morning and had been sitting there preparing for the event. However, although she looked particularly formal and good-looking sitting there, it was very tiring to sit like this.

Even though Kamisato Ayaka had undergone years of training, she couldn't stand sitting like this for the whole day. Her legs were numb from sitting, and when she got up to stretch her body, she saw Arthur coming towards her.

The two people just looked at each other.

"Please take a seat, Mr. Arthur."

Looking at Kamisato Ayaka, she pretended nothing had happened and sat back in her original seat, but the blush on her face proved that Kamisato Ayaka was still very shy inside.

Ah... why, why did I just bump into Mr. Arthur when I was about to get up and move around!

Not only is Kamisato Ayaka feeling a lot of emotions going on inside her, but her numb legs are still not feeling any better.

Now sitting there, a pair of small feet wearing white boat socks move from time to time to relieve the discomfort caused by numbness.

"Why don't we change rooms? I see the seats next to each other are ordinary ones. I'm new to Inazuma and I'm still not used to it. You guys can sit on your knees to eat."

"Then as you said, we'll go next door."

Wow, finally I don’t have to kneel anymore. Mr. Arthur is such a good man.

In fact, it’s all false to say that I’m not used to it. After all, I have the physical fitness to do it. Even if I don’t like it, it won’t have much impact. Besides, why should I kneel? Can’t I just sit cross-legged?

The main reason is to take care of Kamisato Ayaka.

"Then let's order first. What would you like to eat, Mr. Arthur?"

Kamisato Ayaka pushed the menu towards Arthur, but Arthur pushed it back without even looking at it.

"Come on, I don't know what's delicious, and I just had fried tofu downstairs with Thomas and Yae Shinko this morning."

"Hey! Did you guys come this morning?"

"Yes, if I hadn't gotten tired from waiting and asked the clerk, I probably wouldn't have known you were waiting for me upstairs."

Arthur said all this more out of a desire to take revenge on Thomas.

In fact, his goal was achieved. Kamisato Ayaka, who seemed gentle and elegant in the eyes of outsiders, now had murderous intent in her eyes. She remembered the revenge she had suffered for a whole day.

The sun is about to set. Do you know how she has been spending all this time?

No matter how good-tempered I am, I can't help it.

Since she hadn't eaten since morning, Kamisato Ayaka ordered some dishes and waited until all the dishes were served before closing the door.

After eating a little to fill his hungry stomach, he told his purpose.

"Actually, I originally wanted to let Thomas take you to the Thousand-armed Hundred-eyed Statue first, and then go see the people who have lost the Eye of God. But I still feel that I should tell you about Inazuma's current situation, so that you can have a deeper experience when you go there."

The next story is about Inazuma's transition from isolation to the Eye Hunting Order.

Chapter 133: San is about to fall

But I have heard this story many times by now.

Kamisato Ayaka was the third person who had spoken to her.

If Xinhai is trying to express the "justice" of the resistance army, Yae Kamiko is taking the perspective of God, and Kamisato Ayaka cares about the people.

None of the three people were wrong, but both Xinhai and Kamisato Ayaka's stories were too one-sided. On the other hand, it was Yae Kamiko, who seemed the least serious, who gave the most thorough analysis.

But Arthur did not tell Kamisato Ayaka what he knew. Although Kamisato Ayaka's view was too one-sided, if it was Kamisato Ayato who handled it, he would definitely get a similar view as Yae Kamiko.

But at the moment, Kamisato Ayaka pays more attention to the opinions of the Inazuma people who have lost the Eye of God, which is more in line with the direction of things.

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Only after seeing the two of them returning together did Thomas feel relieved.

Anyway, at least the two people met.

Thomas, whose anxious heart finally relaxed, planned to prepare dinner and then invite the two to enjoy dinner, but he did not notice the strange looks from the two.

Thomas had already thought about it and thought that tonight he would at least get scolded, but it was as if nothing had happened.

Neither Kamisato Ayaka nor Arthur mentioned the stupid thing Thomas had done.

Thomas, who thought the two hadn't noticed or taken it seriously, returned to the house after finishing dinner.

But Thomas may not have heard of an idiom in Liyue, called "revenge after the autumn".

It’s too early for you to feel relieved!

After breakfast in the morning, Thomas brought Arthur to Inazuma Castle as requested by Kamisato Ayaka.

When Arthur came to the Thousand-armed and Hundred-eyed statue, he suddenly felt a little uneasy.

Weird and weird, the eyes of God on this statue are randomly inlaid on it, seemingly with a certain pattern, yet also seemingly in disarray.

By the way, how did Ying come up with such a thing? Arthur didn't know whether it could lock Inazuma's time, but this thing can completely make the sanity value drop crazily. Is it because of his own aesthetics?Doesn't anyone think it's weird?

"This is the Thousand-Armed and Hundred-Eyed Statue. Ever since the Eye Hunting Order was issued, the general has ordered the subordinates of the Heavenly Leader to collect the Eyes of God from everywhere and embed them one by one on the statue."

"I know all this, but I'm more curious, don't you feel embarrassed looking at this thing? I feel like I'm getting goosebumps just looking at it."

"Loss of san?" San value does not exist in the world of Teyvat, but Thomas still understood the general meaning of what Arthur wanted to say based on the context. "Are you saying that the Thousand-armed and Hundred-eyed statue looks weird? In fact, everyone feels that way, which is why there are so few people around here."

Arthur tried to touch the statue, but nothing happened. Perhaps being able to obtain other people's wishes from the Eye of God was a unique characteristic of the Kong Ying brother and sister.