Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

At least Arthur didn't feel anything.

After confirming that he couldn't feel anything, Arthur gave up. If he couldn't see it, then he couldn't see it. Even if he couldn't use this wish power, it wouldn't matter.

"Let's go. I've been looking at this statue for a long time and I'm getting goose bumps all over my body."

"Okay, then I'll take you to see the others."

When leaving, Arthur looked back at the Thousand-Armed and Hundred-Eyed Statue. He felt that the statue seemed to be very different from what he remembered, but he suddenly couldn't remember what it was.

There was no way. Arthur didn't have a photographic memory, nor a mobile phone to review the plot again. He could only recall it from memory.

However, the Thousand-armed and Hundred-eyed Statue, the most important existence in the early stage, is not as visible as Taromaru, so it is normal that you cannot remember it for a while.

Thomas, as instructed by Kamisato Ayaka, took him to meet the people who had gone mad after losing the Eye of God, but to be honest, Arthur didn't take it seriously at all.

“Thomas, if the rest of the trip is still to see these people who have lost the Eye of God, then there is no need to continue.”

"Ah this."

"I know that Kamisato Ayaka wanted me to see the tragic situation caused by the Eye Hunting Order, but the existence of these people is just an exception. People like Kuki Shinobu and Ara Taki Ichito who handed in the Eye of God but had no effect at all are the norm."

"The people you showed me are all of advanced age. To use a Liyue phrase, they are old and their Dao hearts are unstable. Now they have lost the Eye of God, which has become the last straw that broke their Dao hearts. The bias is too high. People who have had their God's Eye taken away are probably less likely to commit suicide than those who have failed in business."

"Okay, then don't watch the rest. I'll take you to see Master Zhengsheng."

Fortunately, since I finished visiting other God's Eye holders early, I didn't walk too far and soon arrived at Master Masakatsu's workshop.

Looking at the man dressed like a craftsman, Thomas went straight over to say hello.

"Hey, stop studying for now. Let me introduce you to our new companion, Arthur."

Masakatsu put the Eye of God that he was playing with in his hand aside and looked at Arthur who came with Thomas.

But he only took a glance and his gaze returned to the Eye of God.

"Arthur, don't worry about it. This guy is probably obsessed with his research."

The first time he saw the Eye of God, he knew it was the one Thomas took out from the cargo yesterday. It turned out that he didn't want to use it, or to hand it in as a replacement for other people's Eyes of God. Instead, it first came into the hands of Zhengsheng, the person who had been forging Eyes of God for them.

But ever since Thomas left yesterday and gave him this imitation of the Eye of God, he has been studying it but hasn't figured out anything.

"No, the workmanship is fine, but this feels so similar to the real Eye of God that I can't understand it no matter how hard I try. It would be great if I could communicate with the maker in person."

"Don't even think about it. If we could meet, I would have invited you a long time ago, but you know the current situation of the country being locked down."

"I just said it casually. You can take it. You won't need it. The biggest difference is the flavor it contains. If it comes to appearance, my craftsmanship is definitely not inferior to his."

"Okay, let's just look around here."

Looking at the seven-colored Eye of God next to it, and even the ownerless white Eye of God, in terms of craftsmanship alone, it is indeed not inferior to the one made by Wendy, although Wendy's is just a glass bead he bought casually and then attached a bit of his breath, and it has nothing to do with workmanship.

After watching for a while, Arthur and Thomas said goodbye.

Chapter 134: New wallet?

Ah!

At this moment, Arthur suddenly remembered the difference between the Thousand-Armed and Hundred-Eyed Statue he had just seen and the one he remembered.

"Arthur, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing Arthur just walked out of the door of Zhengsheng Workshop and stood there in a daze, Thomas waved his hand in front of Arthur, as if to confirm whether Arthur was in a daze or thinking about something, and then drew his attention back.

Arthur slapped Thomas's hand aside.

"fine."

When I saw the Eye of God in Zhengsheng's house, I remembered the problem, which was the quantity. Maybe it was because of the difference between reality and fiction? Or maybe it was for grading and aesthetics.

The Thousand-Armed and Hundred-Eyed God in my impression was not as strange as what I saw. There were only some places, such as the wings, where the God's Eyes were. But what I saw was that the God's Eyes were everywhere on the body, so I felt embarrassed.

But it seems to have no practical use.

"By the way, Thomas, do you know how many of the God's Eyes of the Thousand-armed and Hundred-eyed Statue have been collected?"

"Hmm? I don't know, but there are probably more than ninety of them. What's wrong?"

"I suggest you investigate how many Eyes of God there are on the statue now, and what might happen when there are 100 Eyes of God."

"No, even though it's called the Thousand-Armed and Hundred-Eyed Statue, aren't these just empty words?"

But Thomas took note of Arthur's advice; there was nothing to lose anyway.

Thomas planned to find some people to help him count how many beads there were on the statue after he completed the task assigned to him by Kamisato Ayaka.

As for whether there is the Eye of God inside the statue?

Thomas didn't think so. They started to search for the Eye of God after the statue was built. There couldn't be any gaps left for storage.

Arthur asked this question not without his own ideas, but mainly wanted to confirm the timeline. Although he couldn't remember some things clearly, there was one thing Arthur remembered.

That was the beginning of the execution of the ceremony, when Thomas was chosen to become the 100th Eye of God. Although there was also a scene where Masaaki was captured, by comparison, it was more accurate to use the Eye of God to determine it.

If I hadn't played the game, I would probably have treated the "hundred eyes" in "a thousand hands and a hundred eyes" as a function word, thinking it was describing a large number. Who would have thought that the hundred here refers to a specific number? Does General Lei Dian have obsessive-compulsive disorder?

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And on Liyue's side.

The news that Ying had been waiting for finally came. Ningguang sent someone to contact her and told her that she could come to the Jade Pavilion and that the Death Star had returned.

Because of the relationship with Ningguang, Beidou did not refuse Ying's ride. It just so happened that they had a batch of goods that needed to be delivered to Inazuma, so they just took Ying along the way.

Maybe it was because the place they were about to go was Inazuma, maybe it was because Ying planned to go to Inazuma to find her friends, or maybe it was because of other reasons.

Along the way, Wanye told Ying a lot of news about Inazuma. Although he didn't cover everything, he was not like a headless fly, running into obstacles everywhere.

"Sister Beidou, how long will it take for the ship to arrive?"

We set out at noon, but when it got dark, we found that there was still sea all around.

"Don't worry, it won't be that fast. The earliest it can be done is tomorrow night. If we run into something else, it might be the day after tomorrow."

"Ah, why does it take so long?"

Beidou gave Paimeng a displeased look.

Just two days is still too slow? Normally, my route would take several weeks, or even a month. I had the Death Star at full power because of Ningguang's request, but this little guy still thought it was too slow.

Looking at Beidou's increasingly unfriendly eyes, even though Paimon couldn't read minds, he knew that he seemed to have said something he shouldn't have said, so he quickly put his little hand on his mouth and made a gesture of covering his mouth.

Beidou was not so stingy. He reached out his hand, flicked Paimon with his fingers, and left.

After Beidou left, Paimeng took her hand away, rubbed the head that was hit by Beidou, touched the red head, and flew to Ying, apparently wanting Ying to blow on her.

As a result, instead of getting the love from his travel companion, he became even more famous.

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On Inazuma's side, Arthur didn't know yet that his friends were already chasing him.

Now he is facing a major crisis.

It’s so funny that Fengshen forgot to bring his wallet when he went out to eat.

Thomas's original itinerary was to last until the evening, but after he skipped the trip to see the holder of the Eye of God and left the state of the Eye of God, he had a lot of free time.

Seeing that Thomas was inexplicably popular in the city, Arthur let Thomas do whatever he was supposed to do after making sure there were no follow-up plans, and he just wandered around Inazuma City.

I was just strolling around, but when I saw a shop on the side of the road, I discovered Lei Dianying’s favorite dumpling milk.

When Arthur saw it, he thought to himself that he had come across Inazuma's specialty, a delicacy favored even by the gods. He had never tasted this before, so he immediately went over and ordered two servings to try it.

As a result, the dumpling milk was ready and I took it, then I remembered that I had just persuaded my new wallet to leave and my wallet was missing!

But the effects of the skills are powerful, especially some skills involving cause and effect are even more difficult to solve. When Arthur was thinking about how to pay the bill, a pair of hands were placed on his shoulders.

"Kujo-sama."

The shop owner said to himself.

It is easy to imagine that he would not mistake himself for Kujo Sara, so the owner of the hands on his shoulders must be Kujo Sara.

When he turned around, he saw that it was indeed Kujo Sara coming behind him.

Could this be the new wallet summoned by his skill "Four Gods Can't Make a Mora"?

"Well, don't bother with me. I paid for him."

After saying that, he threw a bag of Mora on his table.

"I can't accept it, Master Jiujo. Just consider it as a treat from me to this little brother."

"Just take it."

"But this is too much. It's enough to buy all my dango milk."

Kujo Sara ignored the shopkeeper and simply slid his hand down from Arthur's shoulder, then took Arthur's arm and left.

"Where are you taking me? I am a good citizen."

Kujo Sara looked speechlessly at Arthur who was crying out for injustice here. If she hadn't been short of manpower recently and hadn't met Yae Kamiko by chance and heard her mention that Arthur was a very capable person and didn't have the Eye of God, so he wasn't worried about being affected by the Eye Hunting Order, she would not have bothered to come here in person.

"Okay, stop shouting. We're not here to arrest you."

Of course I know they are not here to arrest me. Who would be so gentle when arresting someone? A bunch of people would have already pounced on me.

Arthur thought of many possibilities, but he didn't expect that he would be tricked by the pink-haired fox.

Chapter 135: Multi-faceted Agent

"I heard that you are very capable, so I came here to ask you, are you interested in joining the Tenryo Bugyo and becoming a member of the shogunate army?"

Who is stabbing me in the back!

"Well, can I ask where you heard this from?"

"I saw the chief priest of Narukami Taisha Shrine when we were having dinner earlier, and she said that."

The case was solved. As expected, the last time I played the fox's tail for so long, Yae Shenzi still didn't learn his lesson and actually set a trap for me.

But Arthur didn't think of a possibility, that is, it was not because the Eightfold God Son had no memory and was the first to trick him, but because he was the first to touch the Eightfold God Son's tail and tricked him in revenge.

"So, what's your response?"

"Well, I'm just an ordinary cook. Do you want me to be part of the kitchen staff?"

"Cooking squad? What is that?"

Oh, I forgot that the term "kitchen team" only appeared in modern times. Although the top technological level of Teyvat is far beyond the modern level to some extent, for ordinary society, the level displayed is more like that of ancient times.

What was the name of the accompanying chef? Never mind, just say one.

"He's a chef who joined the army. The shogunate army shouldn't be short of chefs."

"No, I heard from the Lord of the Palace that you are actually quite good at fighting, so are you interested in joining the Tenryo Bugyo? If you join, the treatment will be good, but if you don't join..."

"You're just going to silence me! Yamiedie!"

"Don't make trouble. We are a formal organization. If you don't want to join, then don't join. As long as you don't commit any crime, we won't arrest you."

Although Kujo Sara was already furious and wanted to leave after hearing what Arthur said, he then thought about how they were really short of people recently, and he finally met someone who was respected by the chief priest, so he had to at least try his best.

But Kujo Sara no longer held out much hope and had already made up his mind to leave if he was rejected.

"I'll join, what about the salary?"

"Salary? You mean salary, right? If you join, I can let you serve as my guard temporarily. The salary is 60 Mora a month."

How much is 60w Mora?

I haven't spent money for a long time and I don't have any concept of money anymore. But I still know the salary of someone in Liyue. It seems to be 20 Mora a month?

Mora is considered a civil servant with a salary of 20 yuan, and I make three times as much as her, which seems not bad?

Although I seem to have heard from others that the spending power of 20w Mora may only be equivalent to 20 red bills, I am a civil servant after all. What's more, I don't have a fixed wallet yet, so I'd better earn some money first.

Kujo Sara wanted to leave, but he didn't expect Arthur to agree. He had no choice but to introduce the content of the work and took Arthur to Tenryo Bugyo for a look.

"Normally, the Tenryo Bugyo is directly under the jurisdiction of the Shogun and is in charge of Inazuma's security affairs. The Eye Hunting Order is executed by the Tenryo Bugyo. Except for the Okujishu who are directly under the Shogun and the "Terminus" commanded by Kamisato Ayato, all the shogunate armed forces are under the management of the Tenryo Bugyo."

"But you only need to remember the general idea. There are too many departments and many matters to manage. You only need to remember to execute the Eye Hunting Order, patrol the streets and fight against the rebels. Other things will be taken care of by other departments. As my bodyguard, I don't need you to protect my safety. My bodyguard has always been a nominal position. You usually train with other sergeants of the shogunate army and follow the patrols. Then we can discuss the follow-up arrangements when we fight against the rebels."

"Just take care of it yourself. I'll contact you if there's a mission. By the way, where do you live now? Give me your address so I can send someone to assign you a mission. You can also live in the barracks if you don't have a place to live."