Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

In fact, most of the shogunate troops normally live in military camps, and only a few live outside. However, Kujo Sara doesn't care about these. As long as his team can make achievements, let alone living at home, if you can make meritorious services, you can even sleep at home every day.

“Oh, I’m staying at Kamisato’s house now.”

"Kamizato family? Are you still a guest or guest of Kamizato family? Never mind. Anyway, the general never said that you are not allowed to work part-time. I will make a note of it."

Finally, they arrived in front of a tent and Kujo Sara stopped.

"Okay, we're here, go change your clothes and ask me if you have any questions."

Then Kujo Sara left Arthur here and left alone.

Looking at the clothes that Kujo Sara had prepared in advance, he tried them on and found they fit him well. Kujo Sara would not investigate his own body data, so it was probably the pink-haired fox's doing again.

Yae Kamiko, who was reading the novel sent by Thomas, suddenly sneezed.

Who missed me who is both smart and beautiful?

This set of clothes is not ugly. Although the style is that of the Shogunate army, any discerning person can see that it is not a mass-produced product, but more like a custom-made one.

After throwing the original clothes into the system warehouse, I changed into the clothes prepared by Kujo Sara. There happened to be a mirror in front of me, so I took a look and found that the workmanship was really good!

But Arthur didn't care too much about the style of the clothes. After putting them on, he walked out of the house and came to the training ground next to him. Many people were exercising spontaneously. The number of people was much smaller than he had imagined, probably only a few dozen people. Maybe some were still patrolling, but that was probably no more than a hundred people.

It is estimated that this is an elite force directly under Kujo Sara, because everyone's spirit and energy are unique.

Fortunately, everyone was training and no one was paying attention to Arthur. When they saw him come in, they just glanced at him and then shifted their gaze back to the wooden man in front of them.

No one cares about me? Then I'll just run away.

No one assigned me any work, and Kujo Sara also let me do whatever I wanted, so what was I still doing here? I slipped away and went back to have a rest.

Perhaps this outfit really has a certain deterrent effect. Anyway, along the way, I have seen many treasure-stealing groups and ronin groups, but after seeing the clothes I am wearing, they all turned around and left, and had no intention of going up at all.

Thanks to this, they escaped a disaster, otherwise Arthur would have to get down to business right after he started working.

After returning to the Kamisato family, Kamisato Ayaka was still dealing with the work at hand. She just came out to take a breath and rest when she saw Arthur, dressed in the clothes of the Shogunate army, walked in. She thought that the Shogunate army had discovered what she had done and came to arrest her.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Arthur.

"Arthur, are you joining the Shogunate army?"

"Yeah, I saw Kujo Sara today, and then I was pulled in. Does that mean we are colleagues now?"

She didn’t know if it was her colleague Kamisato Ayaka, but she felt like she had a big headache right now.

Chapter 136: Eat my Mongolian Fist!

Fortunately, it was confirmed that Arthur joined the Tenryo Bugyo, became the bodyguard of Kujo Sara, and became a member of the shogunate army, but he was not involved in the work of the Eye Hunting Order. It was more like an ordinary person finding an ordinary job. It was just that he wanted to stop the Eye Hunting Order, so he was a little stressed.

As a result, after a few days, Kamisato Ayaka was completely relieved about Arthur joining the Shogunate army.

But for some reason I felt a little sorry for Kujo Sara.

Kamisato Ayaka now really wants to find Kujo Sara and ask her, "You found your subordinates slacking off so naturally and thoroughly, what do you think?"

Thinking about Arthur's actions in the past few days, Kamisato Ayaka felt that her initial worries were completely unnecessary. How could such a passive and lazy guy report her? Arthur's behavior seemed more and more familiar to her.

Every morning after breakfast, he would change his clothes and punch in for work, and then come back before noon. He would do nothing after that. He would either eat his special snacks or lie down. Sometimes when he was practicing sword, he would come over to watch and give him some guidance.

Sometimes I would cook two dishes, saying it was to improve the food.

I have to say, although Arthur was very dedicated in slacking off every day and Kamisato Ayaka looked helpless, the dishes he cooked were really delicious!

Wait, could it be that Arthur used this skill to capture Kujo Sara's stomach and then gave him a nominal position!

Hiss! It's terrifying to think about it. As the saying goes, to capture a person's heart, you must first capture her stomach. I'm afraid that Kujo Sara can't leave Arthur anymore. He is indeed a man who can fight against the four winds of Mondstadt.

Arthur didn't know what Kamisato Ayaka was thinking, and Kujo Sara had never eaten the food Arthur cooked. In fact, Arthur had never seen Kujo Sara since that day. Instead, Kamisato Ayaka seemed more like the one whose stomach was captured.

Thomas watched Arthur finish lunch and sit in the pavilion to rest. He always felt that he looked like someone else, but different from Kamisato Ayaka. He quickly thought of who he looked like.

It’s just that one of them sleeps every day, and the other one slacks off every day, but they still have one thing in common, which is that they don’t do any serious work!

I thought about the other honorary knight I met today.

Why is there such a big difference in the personalities of these two people?

One person is earning 60 yuan a month and slacking off every day, while another is earning thousands of yuan a month for an Adventurer's Rest and is working like crazy. Some even work a whole day just for ten useless ore and ten thousand Mora. What kind of spirit is this?

(This is the spirit of being a sucker!)

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"Ying, please stop digging! Didn't you see that old man's face turned black? I told you, stop digging!"

Paimon grabbed Ying and tried to pull her away, but with Paimon's small physique, it was impossible for him to drag Ying away. As Ying's body became stronger, she didn't even feel much.

She took the small shovel that Walnut gave to her as a gift to Arthur. After completing the commission from the Adventurer's Guild, she found what seemed to be a corner of a treasure chest in the ground, so she started digging.

"Ying, aren't we here to look for Arthur? And this shovel of yours seems to be brought by Walnut for Arthur, don't use it carelessly!"

"Don't pull me, it's almost out! Ah... it's out! I'm ready!"

Finally, the treasure chest was dug out. Ying opened it happily and found that it was still the same things. But this sense of excitement is the meaning of opening the treasure chest.

Ignoring the old man whose face had turned as black as the bottom of a pot, Ying took the things in the box and threw the box back into the pit. She turned around, brushed off the dust on her body from treasure hunting, and left.

Originally, Ying arrived the next night, and with the help of Thomas, she easily entered Inazuma, but when she discovered a new map, she started treasure hunting mode directly.

New materials, pick up!

New ingredients to pick up!

New treasure chest, pick it up!

I pick up everything. I pick up everything wherever I go. There is nothing I can't pick up. As for Arthur, oh, I don't know him. How can he be as important as me picking up things and opening boxes?

It's still time for Kong Ge to cry. Why hasn't my sister looked for me since she posted a missing person notice in Mond? Love will disappear, right?

"Towards the stars..."

"jump over!"

"Welcome to..."

"jump over!"

"Eat my Mengquan!"

"Hey, Paimon, what are you doing?"

"What are you doing? You're jumping over it. Are you playing games here?"

But Catherine was not angry, and still handed the reward to Ying with a smile. Mondstadt and Liyue had fallen, and the adventurers had been led astray by Ying. Now Inazuma could not escape the clutches of Ying.

Fortunately, due to the dual influence of the National Closure Order and the Eye Hunting Order, not many people come to the Adventurer's Association now, and the fluorescent pollution has not spread yet, but it is only a matter of time.

With the reward for completing the commission today, Ying brought Paimon to a small restaurant, ordered some food and completed today's commission.

Every time, Ying would miss Arthur only when she was having a meal. It was not because she had free time to miss him, but because when she was having a meal, she would think of Arthur's cooking skills. Arthur cooked quickly and deliciously, and Ying didn't have to spend any money. Who wouldn't love that?

Ying had asked about Arthur, but Arthur didn't do anything earth-shattering after coming to Inazuma, so no one knew him. Even the patrolling shogunate troops had no impression of him. After all, it was hard to remember the name of a person you hadn't seen twice since you joined the company. If it weren't for his clothes, no one would have remembered that he existed.

"Ah! I finally got here, but Arthur didn't see me, and I didn't make much money. Besides, the enemies here are hard to beat, and we're so poor! The sea monster I met last time set fires and blocked, but when he took out his wallet in the end, it was cleaner than Paimon's face!"

"You... man?"

I wanted to refute, but whether this description is praising myself or scolding myself, it feels like we are not hearing it right, but it seems there is nothing wrong with it.

Unfortunately, the biggest mistake Ying made was to meet Thomas on the outlying island. After leaving, she should not have gone to Inazuma City and accepted the commission first, but should have asked Thomas, the "local tyrant" first.

Today, because Kamisato Ayaka was frightened every day, Thomas did not continue to look for Ying, otherwise Arthur would have met Ying a long time ago.

Fortunately, because of Arthur's passive resistance in the past few days, Kamisato Ayaka felt relieved and finally had the opportunity to deal with the other honorary knight that Thomas saw.

Looking at the photo in his hand, Kamisato said to Thomas, "Bring her to Kamisato's house tomorrow. I want to talk to her."

Chapter 137: Arthur A Dream, help me!

Early in the morning, Arthur went to punch in for work again, but the result was the same as usual, another day without seeing Kujo Sara, another day without work after punching in, and so he went home to slack off.

But what was different from the past was that this time when Arthur came back, he saw a familiar face coming out of Kamisato's house.

"Ah, it's Arthur!"

At first, Ying hadn't noticed Arthur coming. After all, the contrast between this outfit and Arthur was too great. It was Paimon who noticed Arthur first and pulled Ying to turn her attention to him.

"Hey, long time no see, Ying."

"Long time no see? About a week?"

"It seems not, but isn't there an old saying that goes 'One day without seeing you feels like three years' time away'? Doesn't this describe how much I value you?"

But the more he spoke, the uglier Ying's expression seemed to become.

"Do you mean that you left without saying goodbye, or did I only know about it after a day or someone else told me about it?"

"I was wrong!"

In view of Arthur's good attitude in admitting his mistake, Ying did not care about it, but took out a lot of things and gave them to Arthur.

Arthur took a look and found a few letters in it which seemed normal, but after he saw the shovel, the style of the picture changed. There was a jar of slime gel, and behind it were flowers, stones, and all kinds of strange things.

First there were letters, basically letters from a few acquaintances. I didn’t expect that Cui Si, who had been offline for a long time, would send me a letter. Then there was a book. When I saw the title, wow, it was "Lun Yu".

It turns out that I’m not just joking, this book really exists!

Then the shovel was given by Hu Tao, and there is no doubt that the slime gel was given by Xiang Ling, but the letter said that this was wine soaked in slime gel.

Hiss! Then go back to Mondstadt and let Wendy try the poison.

Then there were Ganyu's flowers and a piece of stone of unknown name sent by Zhongli, but the most valuable thing was Ningguang's letter and gift.

It was a complete set of "Liyue Millennium" chessboard and chess pieces. If I remembered correctly, this thing seemed to be more valuable than my house in Liyue. After all, it was the first edition that Ningguang personally owned. Not to mention the material, the symbolic meaning alone was already very valuable.

Finally, it was Keqing’s turn. I didn’t see any gift for Keqing, just that the envelope was a little longer. After opening it, I found that there was no long letter like the others, only a small note and a bun.

Judging from the degree of wear and tear, it should be Keqing's personal belongings, and there are only a few words on the note.

【Come back soon.】

Although there were only four words, in Arthur's opinion, Keqing's words made him want to let go of everything and return to Liyue to continue his life.

After putting everything away, I discussed my recent life with Ying.

As it turned out, he learned that Ying was going to go through the same experience again. Arthur did not point out Kamisato Ayaka's little thoughts, but gave the pot that sealed Ba Che to Ying.

"Take this thing with you first. I modified it a little bit. If you are in danger, it can help you get through the difficult time. Remember to give it to me after you use it. After all, I just tried to modify it, so it is not very stable."

"Emmm, isn't this Grandma Ping's pot? I hope the pot won't be released."

"It's okay, as long as you don't do anything stupid and let the Thunder God strike it down. By the way, do you still have the token that Zhongli gave you? You haven't used it yet, have you?"

"No, I can't use it if I can beat them, and it's not my turn to beat them, so I never used it."

"Okay, then you go ahead."

With two layers of life-saving props, you don’t need to worry about Ying’s safety.

After all, this is reality, not a game. If General Lei Dian really takes action, can Ying really escape? Arthur is very skeptical.

That's why I gave the half-renovated pot to Ying, but I hope she won't have to use it.

As a result, Arthur fished until night, and received three pieces of news in succession. The first piece of news was sent by Kujo Sara.

The man handed the letter to Arthur and left.

[Come over tomorrow morning and join me in patrolling the prison. A prisoner of a very special nature has been captured.]

Soon after, Kamisato Ayaka and Toma also came back, bringing two pieces of news.

The first one is that Masakatsu was caught. If you walk by the river often, you will get your feet wet. Kamisato Ayaka had guessed this result a long time ago, but because of her identity as a company magistrate, she could not take direct action, so she could only let Thomas find a way to contact people to rescue Masakatsu.

Another piece of news is that Thomas has had people confirm the number of God's Eyes, and now there are only two left to reach one hundred.

Originally, Kamisato Ayaka wanted to invite Arthur to help rescue Masakatsu, but Arthur directly showed Kamisato Ayaka the letter from Kujo Sara.

It was such a coincidence that the person in charge of guarding was asked to rescue the people, but Arthur had to patrol with Kujo Sara after all, and for the sake of Arthur's identity and safety, Arthur was not allowed to participate in the plan.

Arthur also said that he would not tell the news to Kujo Sara, and if someone broke into the prison, he could let them go and take advantage of the situation.

Kamisato Ayaka and Thomas both believed it.

Not to mention waterproofing, I'm afraid that even if we rescue the people here, we may not be able to see Arthur complete his patrol. If it weren't for Kujo Sara's words, Arthur would probably still be slacking off at home all day tomorrow.