Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Well, I understand, go down."

Although he felt that he might be wrong, Ying had no intention of changing his mind.

Arthur also heard the implication of Ying's words, which is that I can't argue with you, but I can let you go, and if I don't listen, I'm not wrong.

Looking at the little fox on his shoulder, it seems that even Yae Shinto can't stand it anymore. This person's brain is harder than the walls of Inazuma Castle.

"Come on, she said there's no way to make her obey, go and slap them both."

Really hit? If I really slapped Ying twice, I'm afraid at least one person would die before this would end.

No, it seems that there is another way. After all, didn’t it say that the two slaps must be placed there? Thinking of the skills I drew before, I seem to have a way.

"Hmm? Why don't you leave? What else?"

Ying didn't know that her family had already let an outsider teach her a lesson. She thought that Arthur stayed because he had something else to do. As for the little fox on her shoulder, it should be the descendant of her family member Yae Shenzi. It seemed that it was whispering to Arthur and they seemed to be very close.

Wait a minute!

hiss!

I searched through my memory and searched through some novels and folk tales that Yae Kamiko brought me before Ying became autistic. It seemed that there were stories about fucking snakes, fucking dogs, and even lizards. Even ghosts were not spared. Could it be that the two of them had developed feelings for each other and wanted me to grant them a marriage?

Oh oh oh, that’s cause for celebration.

As his elder, I have to show my appreciation. Seeing that he seems quite conflicted, let me give him a hand.

"Okay, I understand."

Arthur and Yae Shinko were still discussing how to make Ying listen to advice honestly, but Ying's words left them stunned.

Do you understand? What do you understand? What did I just say?

Chapter 145: Arranged marriage? Whose? Mine?

Ying only took the puzzled looks of the man and the fox as how he discovered it.

"Okay, I agree with your request. You can leave now. I will send Ojiezhong to prepare the specific contents."

As a result, Arthur's idea came out inexplicably before it was implemented, and he looked at Yae Shinko, and as a result, both of them were a little confused.

It seems that the purpose of their trip has been achieved. Do they agree to cancel the Eye Hunting Order?

But why does it always feel like something is not right?

It turns out that not being on the same channel does allow for seamless communication, and as a result, the two people did achieve the purpose of their trip in a sense, but in a very strange way.

Arthur was still unaware of this. It was just that ever since he handed over the information given to him by Yae Shinko to General Raiden, Kamisato Ayaka had always looked at him with smiles or gratitude. But the next day, Arthur found that Kamisato Ayaka's eyes were a little strange.

What was also strange was that when he went to sign in, everyone in the shogunate army, even Kujo Sara who was hard to meet at this time, appeared with Kamisato Ayato in front of him, but Kujo Sara's eyes were full of doubts but also blessings, while Kamisato Ayato's eyes were full of kindness.

"Arthur, you don't have to come here recently. Take a good rest and get ready. The Eye Hunting Order has been cancelled, so you can take a good vacation now."

It seems like there is no difference between what I am doing now and when I am on vacation.

But it seemed that Kujo Sara said something? Did I mishear it? It seemed that I heard that the Eye Hunting Order was cancelled?

"Eh, the Eye Hunting Order has been cancelled?"

"Well, early this morning, the general summoned me and the head of the Kamisato family to announce your matter. At the same time, the Eye Hunting Order was cancelled, and a series of policies that benefit the country and the people were also implemented. Speaking of which, I have to thank you very much."

"No, no, since everything is fine, I'll leave first."

"it is good."

It was not until Arthur left that Kamisato Ayato looked at Kujo Sara with a smile on his face, and there was a smile in his tone of voice.

"Aren't you going to tell him about the marriage the general has granted him?"

"Why should I say that? Shouldn't the community magistrate be responsible for this kind of thing? By the way, why have you been smiling so happily since you left the castle tower? If you didn't know, you would think it was you or your sister who was granted the marriage."

"I am not happy for my friend."

I am dying of laughter. How can I be happy if I am granted a marriage? What if my sister is granted a marriage? That brat dared to touch my sister! I will make sure you don’t see the sun tomorrow morning!

Yae Shinko also received the notice.

"Hahaha, that stubborn guy actually came to his senses? The Eye Hunting Order has been cancelled? Although the thunderstorm has not been completely lifted, some routes have been opened for communication with the outside world. Not bad, it seems that I was not wronged in vain yesterday. Oh, these policies were really thought up by Ying? Tax cuts, agricultural support, and recruiting resistance forces. Hiss, Ying couldn't have been possessed by another spirit."

Yae Shinto chuckled as he looked at the novel that was secretly transported from Liyue. Possession? If someone could really possess a god, then this world would have been destroyed long ago.

I guess it was the plan of that kid from Kamisato family and that little Tengu Kujo.

Wait a minute, at the end, Yae Shinko’s eyes changed.

"Marriage grant? My dear, the god of thunder granted marriage to the god of wind. What fun, my dear? Let's see who the other party is. It was actually granted by the god to marry the god."

"Hey, Yae? How come you have the same last name as me, and you have fox bloodline, and your skin is pink? Could it be that you are from my clan? No, that's not right. I remember that after Kitsune Saigū left, there seemed to be no other descendants like me."

Ok?

Looking at the last content, Yae Shinko showed a puzzled expression?

I have a junior like me? How come I didn't know about this? And he's also very close to Arthur? Huh?

That guy appears at more fixed places every day than I do. He signs in and punches in every day and stays at Kamisato's house. Even if you say that he and Kamisato Ayaka are in love with each other, I will believe it more.

Looking back, it was Arthur lying on his shoulder...

Fuck, isn't that me!

My best friend treated me as his junior and arranged my marriage with Arthur, the god of wind, since he thought I was his successor.

Wait a minute, this relationship is a bit confusing.

How come I didn’t know when he and I fell in love with each other, and we could even kiss each other in front of Ying?

No, this can't wait. I like watching fun, but this is going to turn me into the fun itself.

I didn't even read Yae Kamiko's novels. The fried tofu I just got was no longer tasty. I went straight to the castle tower, but the shadow was gone. I didn't know where he went.

At this time in the Coral Palace, Coral Palace Xinhai was sitting trembling in the seat that was supposed to entertain guests, but looking at the person who walked directly to the main seat, she didn't dare to say a word.

Woo woo woo, someone come save me, who can tell me why General Raiden didn't stay in Inazuma Castle but ran to Coral Palace, and no one has noticed him yet, is it because General Raiden feels that Umi Island is too redundant, and the resistance forces have been too aggressive recently, so he wants us to see Wuxiang's sword?

While Xinhai was trembling, General Lei Dian took a sip of the tea on the table and then spoke slowly. Xinhai didn't dare to miss a word, for fear that it would directly lead to the loss of his and Haigi Island's future.

Unfortunately, the situation seems to be different from what Xinhai imagined?

"I heard that there is a kind of pearl on Haige Island called coral pearl? It seems that it can be used as a decoration for weddings. Prepare some for me."

"Okay, coral pearls from Haiji Island? I'll go get someone to find you a batch of the best quality ones."

"No need to give it to me. Just contact the shogunate army and ask them to hand it over to Kamisato Ayato or Kujo Sara. I'm going back first."

"You walk slowly."

Seeing General Lei Dian disappear in an instant, Xin Hai was about to let go of his worried heart, but the next moment, General Lei Dian appeared again opposite Xin Hai.

"By the way, I heard that you are the leader of the resistance army?"

Is this the beginning of the reckoning?

Xin Hai felt that he might not live long, but he still suppressed his fear and said, "The resistance army was formed spontaneously because of the Eye Hunting Order. I was just elected as the military advisor."

"Oh, then the resistance can disappear."

Is he finally going to make a move? Xin Hai is already prepared. Even if General Lei Dian makes a move, he must at least give everyone a chance to escape.

But Xinhai did not hold out much hope. After all, even Lord Orobas couldn't withstand the sword attack, so he was afraid that he would become an electric fish.

"I have cancelled the Eye Hunter Order. I estimate that Kujo Sara will send someone to contact you in a while. You, the new generation of the present-day human god priestess, can also come and participate in the wedding at that time."

Chapter 146: Papapapa

This time General Lei Dian really left and did not come back to attack.

"The Eye Hunting Order has been cancelled? And Kujo Sara will come to negotiate? And there's a marriage? Who wants to have such a grand wedding that General Raiden himself has to prepare and publicize it?"

Xinhai thought of a possibility.

"It can't be General Raiden himself."

No, no, no, Xin Hai quickly rejected this view. Who could it be? Kujo Sara? This is possible. As General Raiden's most capable general and most loyal subordinate, Kujo Sara could really get this honor.

Xinhai did not forget General Lei Dian's commission, and quickly notified his subordinates to collect coral pearls and select the best quality ones.

Inazuma was welcomed by the whole country celebrating. Even the resistance army was excited when they heard that the Eye Hunting Order had ended and that it had brought about a lot of policies that would benefit the country and the people.

Why fight? Isn't it because of the high pressure brought by the Eye Hunting Order? Inazuma's life was too difficult. Now that the Eye Hunting Order has been cancelled, there is hope for future life. Why fight?

As for those stubborn elements from Umijima, they can't do anything. Most of the people in Inazuma believe in General Raiden. They have never thought of rebelling against General Raiden. The ones they really rebelled against were the shogunate army. Now General Raiden has given the order, why fight? What are you fighting for? You want to fight so much. Are you the one who is colluding with the government and the Fatui as mentioned in the announcement?

Now that things have come to this, those people dare not complain anymore.

However, Arthur also found something wrong. When he first met Kujo Sara and Kamisato Ayato, he felt that there was something wrong with the two of them, but he did not find the problem. However, not everyone can control their mouths.

As the "White Egret Princess" of the shrine, Kamisato Ayaka also received the news. Seeing that the man who helped Inazuma and ended the Eye Hunting Order received the blessing of the Shogun, Kamisato Ayaka expressed her sincere blessings.

"congratulations."

"Congratulations for what?"

"Congratulations, Arthur, you're getting married. I didn't expect that you met so many people in Mondstadt and Liyue, but in the end you met your other half in Inazuma."

???

Arthur didn't react to Kamisato Ayaka's words for a moment. Get married?

Who is getting married? Who is Arthur? Wait, I am Arthur. I am getting married? How come I don't know?

Arthur ruffled his messy hair and began to think carefully. Did he drink too much and cause any trouble?

But that's not right. I've never been drunk at Inazuma. The sake is as clear as water, and I only drink a small glass each time. Not to mention getting drunk, sometimes I can't even taste the flavor before it's gone.

Arthur, who really couldn't remember what the word marriage had to do with himself, looked at Kamisato Ayaka in front of him with a puzzled look and asked softly.

"Marry? With whom?"

"Hmm? Didn't you and the younger generation of the palace manager's family fall in love with each other, and the general saw that you two were a good match so he granted you marriage?"

"The Eightfold God's Son has descendants?"

The descendant of Yae Shinko? Who is it? I don't know him. Besides, how can we talk about it if we look like a good match? Arthur couldn't help himself.

After all, an important event in his life was decided inexplicably, so Arthur rushed out of Kamisato's house and planned to ask Yae Kamiko if she knew anything.

Watching Arthur leaving, Kamisato Ayaka secretly gave her blessings. Originally, she had feelings for Arthur because he terminated the Eye Hunting Order and exposed the collusion between the shogunate and the Fatui.

But when she saw the general granting her marriage, Kamisato Ayaka put her little thoughts aside.

"Hey, I wanted to show Arthur my dance, but now it seems I'd better not let his significant other get any misunderstandings."

But Arthur had no time to care about anything else. He didn't even hide his strength and flew into the air, heading straight for the Narukami Taisha Shrine.

The witch who was sweeping the floor was startled when she saw a figure suddenly appear in front of her. She screamed on the spot, tightened the broom in her hand and took a step back.

But when he saw that the person coming was Arthur, the panicked expression was replaced by a smile.

"Mr. Arthur, are you here at Narukami Taisha to ask for a fortune? The love fortunes are all very auspicious recently. Do you want to try it?"

Ignoring her hint, he asked her directly about the location of the Eightfold Son of God.

"Is the Yae Godson here?"

"The palace lady just went out. It seems that she had something important to deal with. She left in a hurry. I called her but she didn't respond."

Tsk, it couldn't be that she was the one behind this. Could it be that she noticed that I was coming and fled for safety in advance?

"Okay, let him know when she comes back and I'll come find her."

"Mr. Arthur, don't you want to ask for a fortune? It's very effective."

"No, no, I'm leaving first."

Since he is not at the Narugami Taisha Shrine, is he eating fried tofu at the Mokuroku Teahouse, or going to the castle tower to look for the Raiden Shogun or the Raiden movie?

Arthur could only hope that it wasn't Yae Goddess who was setting him up. Otherwise, if she wanted to run away, he might not be able to find her in her own home turf.

Mulou Teahouse, no.

Yaedo, no.

On the road to Inazuma Castle, no.