Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

There was only one place left. Looking at the castle tower, which is considered the tallest building in the city, I decided to go and take a look.

Even if the Eightfold Son of God cannot be found, the arranged marriage was arranged by Lei Dianying after all. The worst that can happen is that she can just withdraw it.

If she couldn't do it, she would just stop pretending and make her identity clear. She couldn't force a person of the same status as her to marry someone she had never met.

As a result, I didn't see the Lei movie that I thought must be there, but I saw the Yae God Son that I had been looking for all the way.

Arthur's first reaction was to ignore everything else and let me beat him up first.

Looking at Yae Kamiko who was lying there, reading the light novel given to Ying, eating the snacks given to Ying, and lying on the seat where Ying had always been.

Arthur showed no mercy and walked directly behind her without making any sound while the Eightfold God Son was not noticing him.

The two slaps that he originally wanted to give to Ying were given to Yae Shen Zi.

"Clap!"

The Eightfold Son of God was no longer lying down. A flash of lightning appeared and he disappeared directly from his original position and came to a few meters away.

He glared fiercely at the evil hand of the culprit.

Yae Kamiko looked at Arthur. It was this man who spanked him. Even Kitsai Palace had never spanked him!

"Arthur, what are you doing!"

Looking at the ashamed and angry Yae Goddess, Arthur couldn't do anything to him.

Suddenly I didn't feel so angry anymore, and when I recalled the touch just now, it was still quite elastic.

As a result, Arthur's reminiscent actions and expressions made Yae Shinko even angrier.

"Die! Reveal your true pupils."

Chapter 147: Misunderstanding Resolved

Looking at the purple thunder appearing above his head, Arthur didn't even try to dodge.

Just let the lightning strike you.

It's not that he couldn't dodge, nor did he feel guilty about taking the attack from the Eightfold Divine Son, but because there was no need.

The damage caused had not yet appeared on Arthur's body before it had recovered to its original state, and even his hair was not blown apart by the lightning strike.

It was as if the lightning just now was just an illusion.

The power of "Creation" is easy to use, especially when used by a Herrscher. It is even more handy and has no other disadvantages except that it consumes some Honkai energy.

That can’t be said. At least it seems to have a certain taunting function. It seems that Yae Shinko is even more angry now.

Just as Yae Shinto was about to continue his attack, another figure appeared on the cushion where Yae Shinto was originally lying and sat there.

This person is none other than Inazuma’s master, the Thunder God himself, Thunder Movie.

"Huh? What's wrong with you two?"

Ying looked at the two of them with a silly face. Although he felt very embarrassed, Yae Shinko didn't want to let a third person know about his ugly appearance, so he put away the Kagura bell he had just taken out.

After glaring at Arthur, he asked Xiang Ying directly.

"What on earth are you thinking about, Ying? Why are you arranging a marriage for no reason?"

"Well, what, are you jealous?"

Yae Shinko almost vomited blood when he saw Ying sitting there eating the snacks he had just opened with relish.

Do you want to listen to what you are saying.

"Why are you jealous? Have you been staying at home for too long and your brain circuit is broken? Let me help you fix it. I have heard of an ancient repair technique called the 45° oblique knocking repair method!"

But Ying was devoted to martial arts, and before Yae Shinko's move could land on Ying, she dodged it.

It didn't even affect Ying's speed of eating snacks.

"Kacha, um, I thought you were in love with Arthur too, kacha, kacha, after all, we are all family, and our tastes should be similar, kacha, kacha, not to mention that you have been single for such a long time, and according to what those hunters said, you should be in estrus by now."

You are in heat, but your whole family is in heat! No, it seems like we are one family!

Yae Shinko became even angrier.

Today only one of us can get out standing.

"Tell me, do you two need anything from me?"

Well, today only Arthur can walk out standing, Yae Shinko has already knelt.

Seeing Yae Shinto sitting there in isolation, Arthur decided to ask about the arranged marriage first.

"I have never met any descendant of Yae Shinko, so how can we talk about being in love with each other? And I'm sorry to refuse any arranged marriage."

"Well, isn't that pink little fox that was lying on your shoulder a descendant of the Son of God? I saw her lying on your shoulder, whispering to you so close, isn't that intimate?"

Ying was speechless. If this is not considered intimacy between you two, then how can I be intimate with you?

Arthur also knew that there seemed to be some misunderstanding, and Yae Shinto was still there acting as a corpse, so it seemed that he was the only one who could speak.

"In fact, that person is the transformed son of the Eightfold God."

"Oh, it turns out I made a mistake. Sorry, I will have the arranged marriage cancelled right away."

I thought the matter was over, but Ying's next words made Arthur and Yae Shinko, who was pretending to be the corpse, unable to hold back.

"So you and the Son of God are in love. I will announce your wedding right now. It looks like the scale of your wedding can be expanded."

Both were petrified, but Ying continued to chatter.

"But it seems that Shenzi and I don't have many acquaintances. How about going to Liyue to call Ganyu and Morax? It seems that partially opening the lockdown is still not possible, so let's cancel it for a limited time. At least get the wedding over with."

"What about the wedding house? Arthur doesn't seem to have his own home yet. Wouldn't it be a bad idea to marry him into the family? After all, he is my subject. But the Son of God is also my friend. Forget it, you guys can do it yourselves. At worst, I can draw a piece of land for you."

"It's time for Arthur to take up his official position, but the existing positions have been taken up. What if a temporary replacement is targeted? Otherwise, why not open a department directly under the Three Magistrates? It feels right, and it's just right for the Son of God."

"Ying, we are not in this kind of relationship, stop imagining it!"

Feeling that if Ying continued, he would eventually talk about the child, Yae Shinko stopped pretending to be a corpse and quickly interrupted Ying's wandering thoughts.

Then he and Arthur explained the whole situation to her one after another.

"So, Shen Zi, you just want to see this new Wind God come and beat me up?"

"Not really. I just asked her to slap you both so you can calm down."

“So that’s what’s going on, right?”

Ying was not angry. If she was always angry with Shen Zi, she would have died of anger long ago. So she stabbed her knife in front of Yae Shen Zi and made her kneel like this.

Then he looked at Arthur.

"The new God of Wind, emmmm, I'll just call you Arthur, is that ok? You can also call me Ying."

"Okay, Shadow."

"I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, and thank you for everything you've done for Inazuma."

"It's okay, it's okay. As long as it has a good ending, then you grant me the marriage?"

"I'll send someone to cancel it right away. The only ones who know the news now are Kujo Sara and the two from Kamisato's family. Oh, I think I also told Xin Hai to come to the wedding and prepare gifts. Forget it, let Kujo Sara go and tell her when the time comes."

The misunderstanding was resolved, and the two sat opposite each other, eating snacks and chatting.

"Hey, I didn't expect Barbatos to give you the position of the God of Wind, and Morax also faked his death and took a rest. Hey, the last two of the original seven gods have also broken free from their shackles. It's true that time has brought about huge changes."

"But this also shows that the people of Liyue and Mondstadt are developing rapidly. Otherwise, how could the two of them just completely abandon it like this?"

"Yes, by the way, although the wedding was cancelled, I still plan to end the Eye Hunting Order. When I went to Umijima today, I took a look at Inazuma now. It seems that I was really wrong. At least everyone's faces were filled with smiles when they heard that the Eye Hunting Order was cancelled."

"Arthur, can you help me? I'm not good at politics. Before, except for decision-making, most of the problems were handled by the Kujo family. Now Kujo Takayuki has been arrested for colluding with the Fatui. I intend to let Kujo Sara take over, but she is not particularly good at politics either, so can you come and help me?"

"Ying, you think too highly of me. None of us is better than the other. Why don't you ask Yae Shinko who has been in Inazuma about this matter?"

"What are you looking at me for? I don't know anything. I can't do anything. I'm just a little fox who likes to eat fried tofu."

I played in a group for two consecutive days, so I took a day off.

I was feeling a little tired after having been active for a while, and recently BabyBus celebrated its 15th anniversary. I had 2 legion battles on Thursday, a group battle on Friday, and another group battle on Saturday. I felt exhausted. I am still working on two accounts at the same time. I am taking a day off today and will continue working tomorrow.

Don't worry about it being delayed, as there's still one chapter left to be published, and the subsequent plot has just been prepared not long ago. I just want to write less words for a day to relax and finish the tasks of several games.

Say it again, no cuckoo, no cuckoo, see you on Sunday!

Chapter 148: Miss Mary's Shopping Phone Call

Ying looked at the Son of God and thought, forget it. He acknowledged the Son of God's abilities, but given his personality, he decided to give up. He didn't want the first decree to be changed to fried tofu as the staple food.

Unable to bear Ying's expectant look, Arthur agreed to Ying's request, but he would only help Ying make a few suggestions. Whether Ying accepted it or not, he would not always participate in politics.

Under Ying's expectant gaze, Arthur talked about a few points he could think of, some of which had been proposed by Kujo Sara and Kamisato Ayato but had not yet been implemented.

"First of all, the Eye Hunting Order and the Closure Order. If they are not cancelled, Inazuma's economy will not develop, and other levels will be far behind other countries because of the isolation."

"Then there's the issue of taxation. The taxes on Inazuma are too severe, and there are many strange taxes that keep popping up. Inazuma's land can't grow much, and with the taxes, life becomes even more difficult."

"Then there's not enough land. I'm not talking about places to live, but there's not enough land with resources and suitable for farming. If I remember correctly, it's very difficult to live on Bayun Island right now because of the thunderstorms. You can find some people to deal with it. The same goes for Qinglai Island. The barrier there is difficult for others to deal with, but you should be able to break it with one knife."

This is not a game. Even if you are immune to some damage, it is unlikely that you will be completely immune. It should just be a little troublesome for Ying.

"Oh, the same is true for Heguan, but I'm not sure how to deal with it. You'll have to figure it out on your own."

Then he talked about a lot of things he remembered, and Ying just kept nodding. It was unclear whether he really heard it or was just agreeing with him.

In the end, more than a dozen suggestions were made, which made Arthur's mouth dry. He drank a sip of tea to relieve the pain a little.

Seeing Ying still absorbing what he said, he saw that it was getting late, so he got up and prepared to go home. Before leaving, he remembered that he still had a task to complete, and he probably wouldn't be able to do it now, so he changed his method to complete it.

Walking up to Ying, Arthur raised his hand and patted Ying's side.

"Then I'll go first. Come find me if you need anything."

"Well, I see."

Ying didn't keep Arthur for long, and Arthur heard the system prompt sound as he wished.

But he didn't rush to look. He walked back to Kamisato's house, entered his own room, and then began to check the system's rewards.

[Task: Complete the commission of Yae Goddess and give her master two hits. It has been completed.

Reward: Random skill*1. 】

[Hmm? Hiss! This counts as well? Never mind, the ending is almost the same, let’s just leave it at that.]

The system is starting to break down again, but as long as the rewards can be distributed normally, it's fine.

It was the cat-and-mouse machine again. Arthur had no idea how many times he had done the same action. He simply pulled the cat-and-mouse machine, but when he saw the icon, he was a little dumbfounded.

Telephone?

Yes, the cat phone icon is exactly a phone.

Arthur really wants to experience the convenience brought by modern technology, but the phone doesn't seem to be able to work. It can't be charged here. He can't ask Kujo Sara or Ying to come and help charge it, because it will probably explode.

Without giving Arthur much time to think, the reward was already paid out.

[Shopping calls, you can make calls to shop every day, and shopping requires a certain amount of money to pay. ]

[Note: Mora is a local currency. It can provide a high value in the first transaction, but in subsequent transactions, the value will continue to decrease. Please find other suitable items to trade. ]

I can’t use Mora!

It’s not that it can’t be used, but it means that Mora cannot be used as currency. It’s more like a treasure. It can provide great value when it first appears, but the more it appears, the less valuable it becomes.

But isn’t this difficult to do?

He simply took out the gold bricks he had won in the first draw and made a phone call.

This so-called shopping phone is designed to be like a gift, with only one button with "Dial/Connect" written on it.

Then it was gone.

There is no display screen or anything else, just one button. If you don’t know, you might think it’s a remote control.

"Excuse me, what would you like to buy?"

An emotionless voice came from the other end of the line. It was hard to tell whether it was a man or a woman, but it didn't have the coldness of artificial intelligence. Arthur said what he wanted to buy without hearing any subsequent words.