Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

"I want a newest smartphone with all the current novels and anime downloaded on it, and a solar power generator."

"I'm sorry, we can only trade one item at a time. Do you need a cell phone, a storage device with novels and anime, or a solar power generation device?"

Not only is the number of times limited, but the quantity is also limited. What a pity.

"Then I want a mobile phone that can store as many cartoons as possible, is that ok?"

"Okay, we got it. Please keep the phone open. Our goods will be delivered to you in one minute."

Arthur counted the time, and at almost one minute, the phone in his hand began to ring.

After Arthur answered the phone, a soft female voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm in Teyvat."

Then the call was hung up and then called again.

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm at Inazuma."

It’s the same operation again.

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm at Kamisato's house."

Hang up again, then dial.

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm behind you."

Arthur quickly turned around and saw a figure appear behind him, but No. 4 didn't notice it at all.

"Hello, this is your order, please sign for it."

The other party handed over a card, which looked like a receipt for signing an order. Arthur waited for a few seconds and saw that the other party did not respond before taking the card from him.

【Order number: malixiaojiedaigou000001

Cargo Contents: Mobile phone (with animation resources)

Purchased by: Arthur]

Then there is the signature area in the lower right corner.

After confirming that it was just ordinary paper, Arthur signed his name and handed it to the other party. After the other party confirmed that the name was correct, he handed a package to Arthur.

"Sir, please give me a five-star rating for my service. Mary's shopping agent will accomplish her mission! Welcome to your next shopping. I wish you a happy shopping. Goodbye."

Even when she left, I just saw her take out her cell phone as if she was making a call, and then she left.

I carefully opened the package and found that there was indeed a mobile phone lying in the middle of the package.

Chapter 149: How the fox roars, the rise of the great Chu, and Chen Sheng as king.

At first glance, it is the latest model of Huaguo mate14promax (don’t ask, if you ask, it’s Huaguo, if you ask again, it’s Yali, and if you want to ask again, it’s Pineapple phone).

When I opened my phone, I saw a T full of anime resources.

It’s just that this anime is a bit non-serious. I didn’t see the masterpiece I thought it was, but I did see a protagonist named Akizuki Airi.

No, I need to review it carefully and criticize it.

At night, Arthur was swiping his phone again and again, and suddenly he seemed to remember something, and he stood up suddenly and sat up.

Isn’t Miss Mary an urban legend?

Moreover, the way the other party appeared was exactly the same as in the urban legend, that is, she, as a strange entity, would come to deliver the express.

But this mode of transportation is first-rate, fast and stable, and has no other disadvantages except that the continuous incoming phone calls are a bit annoying, and it is a bit scary when someone suddenly appears behind you.

And the price is very reasonable. At least the gold coins I get at the beginning are probably enough to buy a lot of things, so I don’t need to consider other equivalent trading items for the time being.

So Arthur decided to just buy it, maybe it would be better to buy something that could entertain himself, but he still had to keep some gold coins in case he wanted to buy something in the future but had no money, he would have to exchange it for other supplies.

I turned on my phone and of course there was no signal.

I turned off all the unnecessary functions such as wifi, bluetooth, network, etc., and then started watching videos on my mobile phone.

Unfortunately, I don’t have headphones, so in order not to disturb others and cause misunderstandings, I can only turn the volume to the lowest level until I can no longer hear any sound.

As a result, I watched it all night.

In the morning, when Arthur was still immersed in an anime he hadn't watched for a long time, there was a knock on the door, which made Arthur break away from the attraction of his mobile phone.

Only then did I realize that my phone’s battery was about to run out, and it was already 10 o’clock in the morning.

"Arthur, are you up?"

"Get up, get up, I'll be right out."

But when he went out, he did not see the owner of the voice, Kamisato Ayaka, but saw a pink-haired fox smiling at him.

Without saying a word, Arthur closed the door.

If it weren’t for Yaezakami’s quick reaction, he would have blocked the door.

Now she would probably be blocked by Arthur, but the situation was almost the same now.

"It hurts, it hurts, don't be so hard, is this how you treat your ex-spouse?"

"It was clearly a misunderstanding. Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, why are you still using this as an excuse?"

"Oh, you are such a dull guy. What's making our relationship so cold?"

"It's because of what you did!"

"Woo, woo ...

Looking at Yae Shinto who was still performing here, Arthur didn't even close the door. He just let go of his hands, put his hands on his chest, and looked at Yae Shinto with a playful expression.

"So you want to rekindle our relationship."

"But you are so indifferent, I'd better leave."

Yae Shinko felt that something was wrong and planned to run away.

But you're having so much fun, how can I not show some appreciation?

"You don't have to leave. Come, come into the house with me!"

Arthur pulled Yae Shinko into the house, intending to "renew their past relationship" with her.

"No, no, I won't bother you anymore. Have a good rest. Ying will call me if you need anything."

"It's okay, come in, I believe Ying won't mind, she will definitely agree if she knows."

But I don't agree! Unfortunately, Yae Shinko didn't have the chance to speak.

Neither of them is good at close combat, but in terms of physical fitness alone, how can Yae Shinto compare to Arthur after he has been super-doubled?

He was pulled into the room and the door was closed.

He directly threw the Eightfold Son of God in his arms onto the bed.

"No, Arthur."

"I heard you're very brave, let me see!"

Panicked, panicked, Yae Shinto was really panicked.

She came here today just because she was bored and planned to tease Arthur.

But who could have thought that instead of teasing she would end up getting fucked? It looked like I had walked into a den of wolves today.

Yae Shinko thought quickly and transformed himself into a pink little fox.

Although it feels embarrassing to be masturbated in this state, it is still better than giving up my virginity.

"Oh, you're scared!"

Arthur smiled contemptuously. Although he was a little angry at being teased by Yae Shinko, he would not do anything to force her.

What's more, it won't be her turn.

The first figure that came to my mind was a purple cat.

He grabbed the pink fox Destiny by the scruff of her neck and lifted her up.

Ignoring her four little paws waving back and forth, he directly put her body in his arms and stroked the pink fur on her back.

"Meow meow!"

Maybe he felt comfortable being rubbed, Yae Shinko actually made a sound.

But meow?

"Is that what a fox calls?"

"Leave me alone!"

"Come, learn from me the correct voice of a fox. Let's learn it based on the allusion first."

"He wrote on a piece of silk, 'Chen Sheng is the King', and put it in the belly of a fish caught in a fishing net. The soldiers bought the fish and cooked it, and found the letter in the belly of the fish. They were very surprised. He also secretly ordered Wu Guang to light a bonfire in a temple near the camp at night, and a fox cried, 'Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding'. The soldiers were all frightened at night. The next morning, the soldiers often asked, 'What does the fox say?'"

But looking at the puzzled look of Yae Shinto, it was obvious that he didn't understand what he was saying.

"Forget it, follow my example and imitate the cry of the Liyue fox. Come, the Great Chu will rise, and Chen Sheng will be the king!"

“Although I don’t know whether the foxes in Liyue can speak human language, foxes definitely won’t say this.”

"No, that's really what I said, believe me!"

"What are you kidding me about? Do you think I'm the blond traveler?"

No, why do you involve Ying? Aren’t you a little too prejudiced against Ying?

But it’s free to try, I’ll give it a try next time.

Finally, under Arthur's coercion, Yae Shinko learned how to call the fox.

"The great Chu rises, Chen Sheng becomes king."

"Okay, very good, very good. I've decided. I'll let you go today."

As Arthur loosened the restraints, Yae Shinko quickly jumped out and transformed back into human form.

"Tell me, you didn't come to me just to tease me, did you? What happened? The general couldn't fix it? The rebels made a comeback? Or did the Fatui cause trouble?"

"No, I just came here to take a look because I was bored."

Arthur suddenly felt that he had gone too lightly with his attack just now.

Chapter 150: Inazuma Notice

Having just been punished, Yae Shinto no longer dared to act naughty.

What's more, this is Arthur's room, and it's Kamisato's house.

If someone finds out about this, how would I face myself?

Seeing that Arthur's eyes were getting unfriendly again, Yae Shinko quickly opened the door and left. When Arthur stuck his head out, there was no one outside.

But my phone was running out of battery if I continued to use it, and it was already the next day, so I bought a charging device.

But is it a solar charging panel or a power bank?

"Hello, can you give me a power bank with the largest capacity? What do you mean it only has 1w mAh? Does it support fast charging? Oh, it supports it. Send it to me when it is fully charged."

This won’t work either, it’s only 1w mAh, which is only enough to fully charge twice. But since it supports the fast charging protocol, forget it.

(Don’t ask, the answer is that only official power banks support the fast charging protocol. The ones purchased from other channels are at most 33, and some can only be 22)

The phone rang again.

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm in Teyvat."

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm at Inazuma."

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm at Kamisato's house."

"Hello, I'm Miss Mary, I'm behind you."

Service was prompt as always.

I took the power bank, turned on the charging mode immediately, and continued watching anime.

After buying the solar charging device and the large-capacity solid-state device, I have to ask myself if there is any way to connect to the Internet.