Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

Taking a rented boat, Ying and General Raiden went to Kaigi Island, but the peaceful coexistence seemed like a false dream.

When General Raiden got off the boat, he raised the Nagging Inazuma in his hand high up.

The originally clear sky was immediately covered by dark clouds. At the same time, above the sky and beside General Lei Dian, countless thunders roared like thunder, showing their presence to the surroundings.

The residents of Kaigi Island felt breathless at this moment, watching General Raiden's body slowly rise until it became the most dazzling (physically dazzling) existence in the sky.

Someone murmured, "Is this a punishment from God?"

All the residents were suddenly panicked, and the pride they once had was gone.

The determined resistance to General Raiden on his face was gone, and only fear was left on his face.

Even those who had always sworn to believe only in Oropus, now chose between faith and life and chose to save their own lives.

Even though they didn't know whether the god would accept their beliefs, they all knelt on the ground.

He stretched his hands forward and pressed his head against the ground, not daring to move at all.

He was afraid that if he moved, he would attract the attention of General Lei Dian.

"cut."

Ying was not there to see General Lei Dian's smacking of lips, otherwise he would have suspected that he had added something strange.

"In the past, I gave you a chance, recognized your identity as the people of the Sea, and allowed you to live freely, even if you continued to believe in Orobas. But now the Sea Island has stopped the resistance army, and some people have even contacted the Fatui to try to overthrow Inazuma. The Coral Palace even destroyed the Narukami branch. God's mercy is limited, and you need to pay the price."

(It's not mentioned in the game, maybe there is, but I can't find it, but this is mentioned in the dialogue between General Raiden and Coral Palace Xinhai.)

"The time to march has come."

Just as the general was about to swing the Nagi no Inami in her hand to completely crush the starting point of the resistance, a figure appeared in front of the general and stopped her with the sword in her hand.

"Why are you stopping me?" The general didn't understand why the person in front of her wanted to stop her.

"Yeah, although the people on Kaigi Island are indeed brainless, the scenery of Kaigi Island is still pretty good. I can't let you become the second Wuxiang Blade Hazama."

"I see. Are you going to stop me, Arthur? Then I will also regard you as my enemy."

"Hey, why is it just about fighting and killing? There's more to life than just fighting and killing. There's also... Damn, you have no martial ethics."

Arthur was planning to use his mouth to see if he could dissuade General Thunder from his idea, and at the same time buy some time for Shadow and Yae Shinko to arrive. But who could have thought that General Thunder would be so unsportsmanlike.

The knife almost cut off his hand.

"This is a battle that will determine the future of Haigi Island. Do you want me to tell you in advance that I'm going to take action on the battlefield?"

what! ! !

Who did he inherit this stubbornness from? Is that what I'm saying?

Ah, it’s Ying, that’s okay.

It can be seen that this habit of picking up the knife first when there is a disagreement is definitely set by the movie.

Arthur took out the royal sword that was about to be scrapped, intending to teach General Lei Dian what true martial virtues were.

It was clearly just a long sword that was almost broken, but for some reason, the general's intuition told her that she must not let him swing the sword, otherwise the battle would come to an end.

Just as Arthur was about to swing his sword and prepare to block the blade with his bare hands, General Thunder stepped on the ground and instantly appeared in front of Arthur.

Her intuition told her that her killer move would not have much effect.

Based on his combat experience, General Lei Dian did something that no one expected.

He put down the Nagigusa no Inami in his hand and grabbed Arthur's wrist with both hands.

Chapter 156 Watching a Show, Shadow vs. General

This was the first time Arthur saw someone crack his skills.

Before Arthur could react, the pair of people wearing black stockings kicked Arthur sideways in the waist.

But even so, General Thunder did not let go of Arthur's hands.

Instead, when Arthur felt pain, he immediately turned around and grabbed Arthur's wrist.

Although General Thunder exerted force and threw Arthur to the ground.

"puff!"

This time, General Lei Dian loosened his hand, but the feeling of palpitations had not yet dissipated, and he stepped directly on the blade of the royal family's long sword.

As the sword shattered, the feeling dissipated.

All this happened in a flash. Ying, who was closest to him, didn't even have time to react before she saw the once invincible Arthur falling to the ground.

But when she was about to attack, Arthur stood up and stopped her.

As expected of the former shadow warrior, his courage is truly astonishing. This is also the first time that he has been directly injured.

If it weren't for the improved physical fitness, I would have almost killed myself with that kick. Didn't he know that you can't just kick the waist casually? It would have cost me my life.

After repairing his body with the power of creation, Arthur took a few steps back, not intending to continue fighting in close combat with General Thunder.

Besides, I'm a ranged attack weapon, so why would I engage in close combat with you?

Even though the general's body was the same as Shadow's, with no obvious muscles, and even his legs wrapped in black stockings and wearing high heels looked beautiful, but for this kind of power that could take half your life with one kick, you'd better stay away from it.

At worst, I can just touch the shadow when the time comes.

But as Arthur left, the feeling of palpitations in General Thunder's heart reappeared, and it was even stronger than before.

The feeling came back when Arthur took out a wooden sword that looked like it could only be used for practice and held it in his hands.

But Arthur had no intention of being beaten this time.

"Smash Varudo."

Since you can’t win in close combat, can’t match the experience, and don’t have the conditions for ranged combat, then just cheat.

Although he took out Lake Toya, Arthur didn't dare to use it casually as he would be attacked with bare hands. If he was pulled over and the effect wore off, he would be attacked again. Lake Toya was only used as a safety measure.

The real killer is the new skills you have acquired.

Hey, give me a piece of gay soap.

A piece of soap appeared out of thin air in the other hand, and Arthur placed it on the other side of General Thunder during the time stop.

Although they are not of the same sex and cannot cause critical hits, it doesn't matter.

This piece of soap also has a strong control effect, and before picking up the soap, she cannot perform other operations, so she can use the sword to trigger critical hits and must-hit attacks.

To be on the safe side, before the time stop ended, he called out the imaginary scouts and launched an attack using the corner attack.

If that doesn't work, I can only transform or launch a powerful attack.

When time resumed flowing, an explosion was heard, followed by Lake Toya in Arthur's hand causing critical damage to General Raiden.

But General Lei Dian felt that the piece of soap behind him had a great attraction to him, and he could not extricate himself.

Five steps, three steps, one step.

Finally, after she picked up the soap on the ground, she felt that the uncontrollable desire was relieved.

And there was just an ordinary piece of soap in my hand.

Arthur saw that General Lei Dian's face darkened, so he crushed the soap in his hand, and picked up the fallen grass rice light with his bound feet, and it returned to her hand again.

Hey, it’s over, the general is angry.

If the previous battle could only be regarded as a competition and playfulness between the two, then now General Lei Dian is serious.

The Triple Thunder Aura appeared behind the general's head, and his feet left the ground again, floating into the air, entering the form of "Hokatsu Mitake Naruto Shinmei".

The people on the surrounding Kaigi Islands were shaking even more violently.

The triple thunder halo behind her seemed to be absorbing the surrounding energy, and its light continued to increase.

"Oh, it seems I'm late."

"No, you've arrived at the perfect time. I'll leave it to you, Son of God."

"Alright, alright, bring the fried tofu quickly! Let's go."

Following the spell of the Eightfold God's Son, three lightning cherries appeared around her, and then the next moment, General Thunder disappeared on the spot.

"Okay, let's call it a day. The rest will be handed over to Ying. Come on, I'll take you to the show."

Once again, Lei Ying appeared, and when Arthur opened his eyes, he found himself in a cave.

And this is where the final battle between Shadow and the General takes place.

This was the decision Ying made before leaving.

"Arthur, Shenzi, please stop the general and bring her here. I want her to calm down."

Arthur was fast and left first, but Yae Shinko had to prepare the venue and teleport, so he arrived a little later.

"Come on, let's go in and watch the show."

"Come on, how can we watch a show without snacks and drinks?"

After saying that, he handed Yae Shinko a big bag of popcorn and Coke.

Yae Shinko tilted his head in confusion, "What is this?"

"This is a special snack and drink from other regions. Just eat it as it is."

Out of trust in Arthur, he picked up a piece of popcorn and put it into his mouth.

"Well, it tastes pretty good, with a milky aroma and is sweet. I think it's just right for light novels. Is this thing for sale? I think I can ask Yaedo to buy some so that readers can eat some while reading."

But Arthur bought these directly, so how could he sell them? But it seems that Tewat can do it.

I didn’t tell you how to make popcorn, but I did tell Yae Kamiko how to make popcorn.

(I didn’t see corn in the collection, but I seem to remember it. Could it be from the second creation? Have I seen too much?)

Then the two of them, each holding a large bucket of popcorn and a cup of Coke, entered the space where the two were fighting.

They both finished eating the popcorn in their hands, but they hadn't finished fighting yet.

"Don't worry, the takeaway I ordered is probably about to arrive, let's go get some and continue."

takeout?

Arthur was surprised by what Yae Shinko said. He was not curious about why there was takeout, but that Yae Shinko actually ordered takeout.

Good man, you pink-haired fox came so late not because the preparation work here took too much time, but because you ordered takeout in the middle of the meal.

"Thank you for choosing Komagariya Express. Is the Lord Palace Administrator here? This is your package. Please sign for it."

As soon as I came out, I saw a box with a tail appear in front of me.

Chapter 157: The general must have lost the battle and was planning to find a deserted place to cry.

"I'm here, little one."

"Meow!"

The other party was startled by the sudden appearance of the two.

It's not an adjective, but it really jumped up. Arthur didn't understand why the box could jump so high.

"Ah, it's you, Lord Palace Administrator. You scared me. This is the expedited delivery you entrusted. Please sign for it."

After saying that, Qi Liangliang took out a tightly wrapped bag and a receipt and handed them to Yae Shenzi.

After confirming that the information was correct, he did not continue to embarrass Qi Liangliang. He directly gave a five-star rating and planned to go back to watch the show.

“Thank you for your five-star rating. Thank you for choosing Komaha-ya. Welcome to visit us next time.”

"Meow!"

Following a cat's meow, Qi Liangliang curled up into the special express box again and left quickly.

"Don't look at me, really, I'm attracted by young girls." Yae Shinko covered her face and pretended to cry, "Wow, unlike me, I can no longer attract you."

"How old are you this year?"

"Seventeen years and a few months."

You are shameless but you are still the best.