Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

Arthur resisted the urge to complain, to prevent some blond or purple-haired old woman from appearing and pressing his face to the ground.

"I just didn't expect to see a demon tribe delivering a package. That must be Nekomata."

"Yes, and what's wrong with delivering a package? She is a 'gold medal courier' under the Inazuma delivery company 'Komagaya'."

"No, it's just that seeing cats is a bit new. Let's go and see how the two of them are doing."

Don’t mention that the cat is delivering the package again. You, the pink-haired fox, are also the editor-in-chief.

The gods are also working. One of them is singing, one is attending funerals, and one is a stay-at-home. Now I am working for the stay-at-home, and my job is to stay at home.

His main job is to set up a stall and tell fortunes.

The more I think about it, the weirder it gets.

Arthur changed the subject and didn't intend to continue.

Yae Shinko didn't take it seriously. He opened the fried tofu that was brought to her, picked up a piece, and put it into her pink lips.

Then the two of them entered that strange space again.

In fact, the time in this space has become disordered. Although the two of them were only out for a moment, they had no idea how much time had passed inside.

It may be a few minutes, a few days, a few years, or even hundreds of years, but the two are still confronting each other.

The general also entered the posture of the God of Disaster, standing on those big hands, with the arms condensed with energy behind him touching the enlarged version of Meng Meng Yi Xin, launching an attack on Ying.

Yae Shinko took out a small stool and sat next to Arthur.

He picked up a piece of fried tofu and put it into his mouth, holding his cheek with his hand, showing a happy smile, and then looked at Arthur beside him, "Who do you think will win in the end?"

Arthur thought for a moment, "It should be Shadow."

"Well, why? It's obvious that Ying was already one step behind before."

"Even though their martial arts skills are the same, Ying carries the future of Inazuma and people's expectations, so she won't lose."

"Wow, you sound like the protagonist of a light novel. After this, shouldn't he recognize himself, see his deceased relatives and companions come forward, give him strength, defeat his other self, gain stronger power, and finally get the girl?"

Yae Shinko felt something was wrong and thought for a moment, "Oh, should it be to bring a man home?"

After saying that, he looked at Arthur.

"Why are you looking at me? Go eat your fried tofu."

"Tch, it's boring."

Seeing that Arthur didn't pay any attention to his teasing, Yae Shinko no longer looked at him. Instead, he ate fried tofu while watching the battlefield between Ying and the general.

Their movements were perfectly synchronized, like looking in a mirror, but Ying was the winner in the end.

"So far, you win."

The general's words were spoken softly, but everyone present heard them clearly, and Ying stopped attacking, but put away his knife and came to the general's side.

But the general's tone of voice actually sounded a little unwilling.

"I originally thought that you could not surpass the past, and even regressed due to wear and tear. It seems that I was too arbitrary and underestimated your soul." The general looked at the shadow in front of him, "It seems that the will that never wears out can never embrace the future."

"Don't worry about the future, you don't have to go forward alone. I know how strong you are. If I rely on my own strength, I will definitely be the loser of this duel." While speaking, Ying's eyes fell on Mengxiang Isshin, who was held tightly in his hand.

"I carry the will of the Inazuma people on my shoulders. Whenever I think of what I carry, this sword I received from Shin's hand is like Shin accompanying me, constantly encouraging and supporting me."

"I also felt it. During the battle just now, your sword conveyed a power that I didn't know about."

"This is a real sword. Only when I truly understand and identify with it, will the sword respond to me with all its strength. Holding on to my dream, I feel as if I have returned to the past, to the past when we fought side by side."

"Okay, I agree." The general put away his sword, crossed his arms, and came to Ying. "Your will has not been worn down, but you have grasped a new future. From now on, I will still be your assistant."

Ying also put away his knife and stood beside the general. "I will not set rules that cannot be changed. You represent my past self, but from today on, you are me."

"You really didn't think of me as a fearless weapon, and I shouldn't think of you as a tool."

"Oh, you've changed. Is this what people call growth?" The general paused. Although she was the younger generation, he spoke as if he had seen a child grow up. "I understand. From now on, I will be your shadow, just like you were once a real shadow. I will continue to perform my duties."

"But as a warrior, I still look forward to continuing to have opportunities like this to compete in the future."

"But considering the victory itself, you still feel unwilling to accept it, right?"

"It's just that I've never felt this way before. I just feel curious."

After the general finished speaking, he left without looking back.

Perhaps he was planning to return to the castle tower to continue handling official business, or perhaps he was planning to hone his weapons.

Or maybe...

"Hey, the general is leaving now. Maybe he lost the battle and wants to cry somewhere alone."

"Son of God..."

After all, the general's emotions are set by himself. What Yae Kamiko meant by this is that she will cry.

"Um, Shenzi, stop teasing Ying."

came a gentle voice.

It was not until this time that several people noticed that the Dream Ishin in Ying's hand emitted a faint light, and the faint light turned into a small purple ball floating in the air.

This voice is real. It is the same voice that I heard in my dream.

Chapter 158: Zhen: I'm out! Shenzi: Be the general for two days

"Ying, Son of God, long time no see." After saying this, the little ball was about to bow in Arthur's direction like a human being, but now it was just a small ball, and the action only floated up and down.

"Hello, new God of Wind, thank you for helping me wake up my sister."

"Sister, is that you?"

Seeing Ying and Zhen reunited again, Arthur pulled Yae Shenzi, then turned to look at Ying and Zhen, "You sisters have been reunited for a long time, you two can chat first, Shenzi and I will go to the side to rest for a while."

After saying this, he planned to take Yae Shinko away.

Zhen looked at the two of them again, and then bowed to them again, of course he just let the ball float up and down.

Yae Kamiko sat back on her little stool, "Wow, I didn't expect what I said would come true. Shin actually appeared."

At this point, Yae Shinko's expression was no longer the same as before, which made people feel a sense of despair at first glance. Instead, she looked lost. Looking at the interaction between Zhen and Ying, she was moved by the scene and seemed to see the shadows of other people.

The conversation between the two sisters soon ended. Ying waved her hand, motioning the two to come over. Zhen seemed to have something to say.

"Son of God, I know everything that has happened over the years. Thank you for taking care of Ying. This child is stubborn. I will need you to take care of her more in the future."

Although Shin and Ying are the twin demon gods and there is actually no difference in age between them, Shin's personality and temperament are more like that of an elder, while Yae Kamiko is indeed a junior.

In front of Zhen, she could only nod, "Yes, I will."

Although she really came in front of Arthur, the light of the sphere she turned into was already very dim.

Zhen's voice did not contain any sadness for leaving again, only deep gratitude, "Mr. Arthur, thank you for your help. If it weren't for you, Ying would not know how long he would have been bound by himself before he could get out."

Arthur shook his head. "I'm sure Ying would have been able to successfully face reality with the help of Shen Zi and his subordinates without me. I just went with the flow."

"No, even if it's just a matter of going with the flow, it's hard to do in this country where people all believe that God's power is the greatest. At least others won't suspect that the Three Magistrates will collude with outsiders, and no one will try to resist."

At this time, the sphere that Zhen turned into dissipated, and Zhen's figure appeared in front of everyone again.

But her figure was dim, like a phantom, and it seemed that she would disappear at any time.

The face that was very similar to Shadow but slightly different appeared in front of Arthur.

He bowed solemnly to Arthur and said, "Thank you very much. I hope you can take care of my stupid sister after I leave."

"elder sister."

"Lord Baal."

As the real figure disappeared, the expressions of Yae Shinko and Ying were extremely lonely.

As Zhen Zhen dissipated, a purple seed slowly appeared from where she disappeared and went straight into Ying's hand.

And Ying also understood the significance of the seeds that Zhen gave him during the conversation just now.

She was placed on the ground, and a sacred cherry tree that was very similar to the one at Narukami Taisha Shrine appeared before everyone.

And this is exactly the final scene in Arthur's dream where he meets Zhen.

As if a gust of wind came out, the cherry blossoms on the tree floated in the air, and Ying saw real shadows among the petals.

Like a farewell hug, the cherry blossoms blew past the few people.

On this day, cherry blossom rain formed by falling cherry blossoms fell throughout the Inazuma area.

And several people came to Narukami Taisha Shrine again.

Ever since the system's voice disappeared, it has been ringing in Arthur's ears like an alarm.

It was not until they arrived under the sacred cherry tree of Narukami Taisha Shrine that Arthur opened the system to see what other trouble the system was causing in such a sad situation.

[Limited mission: Let Zhen appear again.]

Mission reward: Waiver of one-time system service purchase fee.

ps: Hurry up, what about the preparations you made before? If such a cute girl really disappears, I will run away. 】

Damn, the system is threatening people?

But it reminded itself that it came to Inazuma because of Shin, not to see Shin disappear after entrusting the seeds to Ying with the help of Istaru (the ruler of time).

It is up to you to make up for this regret.

"Thank you, Arthur. Inazuma's transformation is inseparable from your help. I wonder if you are interested in staying in Inazuma and helping me govern Inazuma as an individual? No matter what you need, I will do my best to meet your needs."

When Yae Shinko heard Ying's words, she pretended to be calm and covered her pink lips with her hands, "Oh, Ying, do you agree even if I choose you?"

Ying gave Yaezakami a displeased look.

But when I think about it, Arthur is not a demon and he also has basic human emotions.

It seems that his people also care about passing on their family line, if Arthur chooses himself.

Arthur started to change the subject, feeling that if he let the conversation continue, something bad would happen.

"No, I won't stay. I am still the God of Wind. It is not appropriate for me to participate in politics in Inazuma. I prefer to explore different places and learn about the world."

Ying nodded, "Okay, I respect your decision, but Inazuma's door will always be open to you. I can't let you worry in vain. If there is any reward, I can talk about it, even if it's w..."

Before Ying could finish his words, Arthur had already guessed what the last word Ying wanted to say was, and he gave Yae Shinko a cold look.

"I am also here to complete Zhen's commission. And like Zhen, I also have a gift for you. Of course, this gift has already been in your hands."

"?"

Ying tilted his head, not understanding what was being said.

But he still expressed his gratitude to Arthur.

As for the gift Arthur mentioned, Ying didn't actually take it to heart. After all, Ying was a person without any desires (desserts and light novels were exceptions).

"Son of God, thank you very much, you have worked hard over the years."

"Oh, I thought you had forgotten about friends for the sake of beauty and had forgotten about me." Seeing Ying's unfriendly eyes again, Yae Shenzi quickly straightened his face.

But her next words made Ying roll his eyes at her again, "Since I've worked so hard, can you let me be the general for two days?"

"Forget it, forget it. I don't want to deal with such trouble."

"Enough with the jokes. There are still many things to deal with. The general and I will review Inazuma's current situation and consider the future. And Shenzi, I also need your help."

After saying that, he looked at the sacred cherry tree and said, "Inazuma will definitely face more challenges in the future, but I am ready for it."

Chapter 159: The Truth of Resurrection

Originally, Ying planned to call Yae Shinko over and handle government affairs together, but Yae Shinko did not come.

"Hey, I've done so much today, let me take a break and we'll talk about it tomorrow."

Ying couldn't force Yae Kamiko because Arthur said he had a gift for her, so the two of them came to the castle tower together.

When Arthur came in, he also saw the pot that he had given to Ying, which then fell on the stage of the ceremony and was confiscated.

Ying also followed Arthur's gaze and looked over, "Is this really what you gave to the blond traveler?"

Arthur nodded, "Yeah."