Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

If you still regard these two people as ordinary friends now, you are a fool.

Kamisato Ayaka was also a little speechless. Her mood had been very turbulent recently. She had been worried since the Eye Hunting Order.

Now, I finally have a boy I like, but he is also single.

She was about to give up on the general's arranged marriage, but she found out it was a misunderstanding. She finally mustered up the courage to invite him to appreciate her dancing, but it wasn't long before the man from Liyue also had feelings for Arthur.

Fortunately, it seems that there is no confirmed relationship.

I still have a chance.

Kamisato Ayaka secretly encouraged herself, but the topic began to turn to state affairs and some scenery.

"Ms. Keqing, what do you think of the scenery of Inazuma?"

Keqing didn't expect the topic to change so quickly, but she still said the lines she had prepared in advance, "Inazuma's scenery is very beautiful,..."

"Then I wonder if Miss Keqing is interested in staying in Inazuma for a while?"

"I won't bother you with Miss Kamisato's hospitality. Liyue still needs me. I will go back after I finish my work."

"What a pity. Let me take Miss Keqing for a walk first. At least we can have some memories before we part."

After saying that, he planned to take Keqing away.

Arthur also felt that something was wrong. Anyway, the mission was completed and Zhen was alive, so it was time for him to consider running away.

But you still need to buy a house first to use as an anchor.

"house?"

Ying was a little dumbfounded. She thought Arthur came to her for something important, but it turned out to be about the house.

Why are you looking for me if you want to buy a house?

"No need. If you have nowhere to live, you can live in the castle tower in the future. Besides, haven't you always lived in Kamisato's house? What's wrong?"

"It's okay. I just have properties in Liyue and Mondstadt, so I plan to prepare one in Inazuma as well, so I can take a break when I travel in the future."

"Oh, I see. But that's not necessary. I remember that there are many vacancies in Inazuma Castle due to immigration recently, so I'll give you the one closest to the castle tower."

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a set of Inazuma real estate, the transmission anchor point has been placed. ]

"Thank you very much."

Ying put down the paperwork in his hand and asked, "Why, are you leaving?"

Arthur nodded, "Yes, I have been in Inazuma for quite a while. I plan to go back to Mondstadt or Liyue. I don't know what Mondstadt is like recently, especially. I am the God of Wind and I have never been back to see it."

"Okay, then remember to contact us when you come back and tell us when you plan to leave. I'll call the Son of God and we can get together again."

"No need, I'll go alone first."

"Okay, then I won't see you off. Come back often when you have time. Inazuma welcomes you."

When Arthur returned to the room, the first thing he did was to tour the room. Then he determined the teleportation anchor point, which was in the corner of the second floor, and took out a pile of cardboard boxes from the warehouse and stacked them up.

"System, teleport, target Mond."

There was no discomfort caused by teleportation. In just a blink of an eye, I had arrived at my villa in Mond. If the layout of the house in Mond was not different from that of Inazuma, I would have thought that I had not been teleported.

I moved the boxes around and went downstairs, and found that there was already a layer of dust in the room. There was a layer of dust on the floor, tables, chairs, and furniture.

Only at this time did Arthur think of one of his magical skills.

"Cleaning Technique!"

Oh, if I didn’t plan to continue traveling that day, I could have made a fortune by opening my own cleaning company. With such efficiency, I would have crushed all my peers.

Arthur pulled out a chair next to the table, sat on it, picked up the teacup and poured himself a cup of tea. Later, he felt that the taste of the tea was too light, so he used the shopping phone to buy a box of Coke.

"chi..."

As the pull ring is pulled, the carbon dioxide in the cola is released, and as the cola goes in your mouth, a feeling of comfort fills your body.

"Cool!"

Arthur opened the kitchen door and planned to cook a meal to reward his recently tired body and mind.

After the dishes were cooked and placed on the table, Arthur suddenly remembered that he seemed to have left someone with Inazuma.

"It's bad. I forgot about Ying."

When I left, I informed Ying, and Ying told other people. I also sent someone to convey the message to Keqing, but I really forgot about Ying.

It seemed that the last time I left, Ying was the last one to receive the news. It happened again this time. I’m afraid Ying will be angry.

And Ying, who was far away in Inazuma and still in Tsurugan and couldn't find the way, sneezed.

Ugh.

"Ying, do you have a cold?"

"I don't think so. It seems like someone missed me. Why is Heguan so dark? I've already run back and forth three times. Why? Is it that today is not enough? I have to do a fourth round?"

Ying found the nearest small stone platform and sat down, then took out the dry food she had prepared in advance and shared it with Paimon.

"Is there a possibility that it takes seven tries to get all the colors red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue and purple to unlock it?"

"You are playing with rainbows here. You are losing money. The reward for such a troublesome task is so little. It feels like a big loss. You must ask Catherine to give you more after you finish it."

While Ying was still eating the dry food in her hand with great difficulty, Arthur was already in his villa in Mond, eating a delicious meal, drinking Coke, and feasting on it.

After Arthur finished enjoying the meal, he lay down on the big bed he had not seen for a long time, took out the remaining "egg shells" and placed them on the bedside.

While controlling the wind element to explore Mond's current situation, he ate "egg shells" on the bed to increase his strength.

As for why he didn't go directly to the Knights of Favonius to meet Captain Jean, it was mainly because he wanted to sneak around and catch the fish.

Chapter 166: Eula is an idol?

In fact, without Ying, the "Fourth Calamity", the situation in Mondstadt is now very peaceful. There is no interference from the Fatui, no invasion from the Wind Dragon, and the Hilichurls have become much more honest.

Today, Mondstadt can be described as a harmonious place.

Of course, the biggest contributor is the piano band leader who has been working overtime.

If it weren't for Captain Qin working overtime every day, Mondstadt would be in chaos without the Grand Captain now, and it would almost be in crisis.

Look at others again, oh, Kaia is slacking off again, and Rosalia is also slacking off.

Wendy, well, forget it, there’s no need to watch this. She’s either singing to earn money for alcohol, or she’s drinking.

Oh, Eula debuted as an idol with Barbara?

Ok?

I rub!

Arthur looked at the content coming from Mond Square and saw Barbara and Eula, each holding a microphone, performing in the middle of the square.

Arthur couldn't help but pinch his face.

it hurts.

This must be a dream. Why did Eula debut as an idol? Has Eula changed so much during the time I was away?

Fortunately, only Eula has changed so much...

That’s great! I thought I was just wearing it as a gift, but I traveled through time again.

Arthur, who had been planning to stay at home, suddenly couldn't help himself when he saw that Eula had become an idol. Although he didn't know what had happened, he decided to join in the fun.

He did what he said, put away his things, opened the window, and flew towards Mondstadt.

Then she took out her Gaia foundation after a long absence, disguised herself as an ordinary tourist, and walked around.

In fact, even if Arthur just put on a cloak, no one would probably notice his presence.

Because countless Mond people and tourists around were waving their cheering sticks and cheering wildly around the square.

"Barbara! Barbara!"

"Eula! Eula!"

Barbara, who was in the center of the square, behaved very generously. She raised her hand to lower the noise around her, indicating that the performance was about to begin.

In comparison, Eula seems a little shy.

Fortunately, the performance officially began as the music started.

"clatter...."

As the performance began, Eula was no longer shy and danced to the rhythm of the music.

The two of them cooperated well with each other, and in a short while, they aroused the enthusiasm of the people around them. Arthur even wanted to shout and cheer along.

At the end of the song, Eula and Barbara's faces were still flushed and sweaty due to the intense exercise, but they still kept smiling and were full of enthusiasm.

I thanked the audience one by one. As the performance was over, everyone, except for some fanatical fans, was preparing to leave one after another.

Arthur also planned to leave after reading it.

"?" Barbara looked at Arthur's back as he left, and she felt like she had seen him before.

And I always feel that the other person makes me care about him/her very much.

Unfortunately, she didn't have time to think about it. The members of Barbara's support group had already arrived in front of her, and Barbara was overwhelmed to deal with them.

Fortunately, the Nun and the Knight of Favonius were in command on the scene, otherwise Barbara would probably not have had the chance to leave.

Arthur also strolled around Mond. It turned out that only by seeing it with one's own eyes could one feel the vitality and energy of the people.

But when I saw the person in front of me, I realized that even in a place full of vitality, there are still some lazy fish who have trouble turning over.

Looking at Wendy, who reeked of alcohol and looked like she was bathing in a swimming pool made of alcohol, Arthur didn't even have the desire to go over and wake him up.

Even feel ashamed.

"This is the former Wind God. He is so unreliable. He is really embarrassing for the Seven Gods."

"Who are you calling unreliable?" Wendy sat up from the ground as if she had resurrected from the dead, looking at Arthur with drunken eyes, "Ah, you're back, that's all right, good night."

"Good night, why don't you check the time?"

As if she had heard Arthur's words, Wendy stood up again, "Oh, it's time to go out for a drink now, would you like to join me? I'll treat you."

"Forget it. I don't want to drink with a drunk."

"Forget it, I won't drink today and go back to sleep."

I thought Wendy was just going to leave, but she suddenly turned around and asked, "So if we don't drink, do we want to sleep together?"

It's hard, the fist is hard.

Sleep? You'd better sleep on the floor.

He punched Wendy on the head. Maybe because she was still drunk, she fell down again.

Bursts of snoring were also heard.

As a five-good youth of the new era and Mond's God of Wind, how could Arthur just watch the former God of Wind Wendy sleeping on the streets?

What if someone steps on you and gets hurt? It will also affect Mond's image.

If someone saw us, they would think that all the Monds were drunkards.

Forget it, I'll withdraw this statement. Mond does have a lot of drunkards.

Although I don't think Wendy will catch a cold, what if she does? If she does catch a cold, it will be a waste of public resources.

So Arthur, who was kind-hearted (but also cruel), decided to take Wendy to find a place where she could sleep peacefully.

Arthur wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead and looked at the masterpiece in front of him. "Perfect, Hu Tao's shovel is of great quality. I'll bring her a gift when I return to Liyue."

Looking at Wendy with her head sticking out, Arthur nodded with satisfaction.

In the bushes near the east gate, Wendy was buried by Arthur, with only her head exposed.

Unfortunately, it still looks a bit weird and feels like something is missing.

"Okay, I get it now!"

Arthur found a stone of suitable size nearby, cut it into the shape of a tombstone, and placed it behind Wendy.

[In memory of Mondstadt drunkard, Wendy, a warm reminder: don't drink too much, drink in moderation, drink too much and you will be buried. ]