Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

Then he took out a small incense burner and three incense sticks and placed them in front of Wendy.

It felt like something was missing, so he placed two sunset fruits and a glass of wine in front of Wendy.

Of course, this glass of wine is Xiangling’s bottle of slime wine. I wonder if Wendy will drink it when she wakes up tomorrow.

"It's done, perfect!"

Arthur took out the camera and made a V sign next to Wendy, intending to show it to Mr. Zhong and Ying and the others later.

When everything was done, Arthur put away the shovel and left.

Only Wendy was left, still sleeping soundly.

As night falls, Mond's nightlife also begins. The winery is brightly lit and bustling. Apart from that, the most lively place is Mond Cathedral.

Countless believers and nuns began to pray and sing in Mond Cathedral.

Arthur ran away without even looking back.

"Wendy has always been facing this kind of situation before. No wonder she didn't show up in Mondstadt."

Not to mention Wendy, even Arthur himself, looking at a group of people praying to him and reciting the greatness of the God of Wind, wanted to run away.

Chapter 167 Dadaupa Valley: Don’t come over here!

If you become rich one day, will you come back to the original starting point?

Arthur's answer: Yes.

It was obviously impossible to return to his former world, so Arthur returned to Mond, escaped from Mond Cathedral, and flew straight to the Dadaupa Valley.

Dadaupaggu: Don’t come over here!

The traces of the several battles I had fought had slowly faded away, and the impact I had caused had also vanished in just a few months.

So Arthur planned to make the Hillilchur people experience the fear of being dominated again.

"Come on, let's set off a firework!"

"I'm going to launch a kickass attack."

The Hillil people could never have imagined in their dreams that they would experience treatment that even the Demon God did not have.

Unfortunately, in just a moment, the hill people of Dadaupa Valley disappeared again, but this time they did not flee out of fear.

Instead, he lost his life without knowing it.

"Oh my goodness, so fierce?"

Although Arthur felt pain all over his body, as the power of creation took effect, his body slowly recovered and it did not have any impact.

And this is why Arthur is willing to give it a try.

The dark spear in his hand disappeared, and only silence remained in the Dadaupa Valley.

If the characters on the Type-Moon set saw this, they would definitely exclaim: "Light cannon, it's a light cannon!"

The moment Arthur released it, a black light cannon was released from the tip of the pitch-black spear, sweeping across the entire Dadaupa Valley.

And all life disappears.

Fortunately, when the moment of launching came, Arthur controlled the power, otherwise Dada Upa Valley would have become Dada) Upa Valley.

Rather than saying that this move was my father-in-law's suicide by heavenly fire, it would be more like a suicide attack that squeezes the body's energy, injuring the enemy by a thousand and injuring oneself by eight hundred.

Unfortunately, after becoming the Death Ruler, Arthur was able to heal himself without panicking at all. He repaired 600 of the 800 damaged points in an instant, and the remaining 200 were also quickly repaired.

Apart from the fatigue that comes with overindulgence, there is almost no other damage.

And this feeling of fatigue was also eliminated by the additional effect brought by the cleansing technique.

[Host, have you considered going to the Honkai World now, or stop destroying Teyvat? ]

"No, you're trying to trick me into going over there and getting beaten."

【…】

I thought the system would stop talking, but it turned out to be unethical.

[Ding, it is detected that the host's strength is growing slowly, and an advanced task is issued.

Advanced tasks: Go to the collapsed world, or find a way to quickly increase your strength.

Duration: Three months

Mission reward: None.

Optional branch task: Reject advanced tasks

Mission reward: a set of bound spiritual equipment. 】

Ok?

I thought the dog system was forcing myself to collapse, but I didn't expect there was a branch, and the rewards were pretty good.

But when I clicked on the spiritual outfit, I saw it.

Damn, you are worthy of being the system. You are better at not being a human being.

This spiritual outfit is the one from Date A Live, but it gives you the chance to choose one of the ten sets of spiritual outfits, even the reversed form can be chosen.

But only the devil can choose.

It has no effect at all. The biggest effect is forced binding. Whatever you wear will become spiritual clothing, but spiritual clothing is all for women.

Wearing women's clothes is fun for a while, and it will always be fun. It doesn't matter if it keeps on being fun. Just give it to whoever likes it. On the contrary, Arthur chose to refuse.

Then I can only do advanced tasks, damn it.

[Host does not need to worry about Teyvat, the anchor point can still be used, but a new map will be added, and you can switch freely, but there is a one-month cooldown period for each switch. ]

Fortunately in misfortune.

But Arthur did not leave immediately, but began to bargain.

"No, system, it's too much for you to not give any reward for this advanced task."

【climb. 】

Damn, I'm talking to you and you're swearing at me?

"If I go to Honkai, I won't be able to receive the Heart of God, and I won't be able to obtain the original stone. I can't draw prizes or get rewards. How much can I improve my strength if I go there?"

The system may really think that what Arthur said makes sense, so the content of the task has changed.

[Advanced Mission: A plan to destroy the abyss

Mission Rewards: Open the Collapse World Map, and upgrade the lottery system to the official version 1.0]

?

???

Wait a minute, it turns out that I was using the beta version before?

[No, it's a trial version.]

Is there any difference...

But fortunately, the mission has been changed, so I am not forced to go to Honkai, but what about the plan to destroy the Abyss?

It's better to wait until Wendy wakes up tomorrow to ask him about this kind of thing. I guess only Wendy and Zhongli might know some clues.

Of course Arthur still felt it was more reliable to ask Zhongli, but it was a pity that Zhongli had retired, and if he wanted to get the information, he might need to sign a contract to do things for him.

Let’s see if we can get any information from Venti first. If not, we’ll go find Zhongli.

"By the way, can I use the mission to skip levels to get double the rewards?"

【? 】

"If I use the level skipping function to claim the reward once, but do not reset the mission, can I have the authority of two worlds and two systems?"

[Are you stuck in this bug? ]

"Forget it, I just said it casually. Let's keep it for later updates. One system is useless enough, and two systems will probably annoy me to death."

【…】

【climb. 】

Arthur went straight back home and chose to take a shower and go to bed.

The next morning, when Wendy woke up, the sun had not yet risen.

At this time, the people of Mond were still asleep.

"?"

"Wait, why can't I move?"

Wendy recalled her memory. It seemed that after she got a large sum of money, she drank every day, then slept, and continued drinking after waking up.

I think I just drank too much yesterday and slept on the street.

It seemed that he still saw Arthur in a daze.

But what happens now?

I looked around and wondered when the trees were so tall. The city walls were also so tall.

No, it’s not that they are taller, it’s that I am shorter.

That damn bastard was buried by me!

Wendy struggled for a while, but the soil around him showed no signs of loosening. Seeing that there was no one around, Wendy directly turned into the long-lost wind elf form.

In this form, he was very small and came out of the soil very easily.

As a result, he saw the pit where he was buried, the offerings placed there, and a stone tablet.

"Who is so wicked?" Wendy saw a few sunset fruits and a glass of wine, and an unfamiliar aroma of wine wafted out.

"It's okay. For the sake of these sunset fruits and this glass of wine, I won't mind it."

I wiped the sunset fruit off the ground and put it in my arms, then picked up the wine glass and drank it all. As for poisoning? Who has nothing to do? And what kind of poison can kill the demon? Suggest you give me some too.

But Wendy regretted it, some things are more terrible than poison.

Chapter 168: Sleep, you're numb, wake up!

"Wow..."

Wendy couldn't help it. The wine in the glass dissipated instantly as soon as it entered her throat. The original aroma of the wine spread in an instant and filled Wendy's mouth.

Unfortunately, it does not have the mellowness of fine wine, but instead a choking feeling as if the throat is bound by tentacles.

Wendy tried to dry heave, but unfortunately she didn't spit out a drop of wine. Instead, she came out with a lot of bitter water.

"Who is it? The wine is so bad!"

No one knows how Xiangling brewed this wine using slime condensate, but the only two times it appeared, it caused a lot of physical and mental damage to the drinker.

I just don’t know, if Diona knew, would she become Xiangling’s apprentice and learn how to make slime wine.

Wendy had planned to have a drink since she just woke up, but after what happened, she lost all interest in drinking.

"Forget it, let's go back and get some sleep."

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"Sleep and you'll be paralyzed and get high!"

Wendy had just fallen asleep for a short while when he felt a huge force coming and the quilt was pulled down. He also performed a 360-degree spin in the air and landed on the ground along with the quilt.

"Who is it? You have no sense of public morality!" Wendy looked up and saw Arthur, revealing a helpless look, "It's you. It seems that what I saw you yesterday was not a dream, but reality."

"Don't sleep any more, the sun is shining on your butt, get up quickly!"

"Excuse me, goodbye!"

Wendy snatched the quilt from Arthur's hand, wrapped herself tightly in it, and tried to continue sleeping.

Arthur looked at the ball on the bed and gave a malicious smile.