Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

Wendy was in bed and didn't hear Arthur speak or move for a long time. She thought Arthur had left. But when she just stuck her head out of the cup, she found that the sun was right above her.

"It's already noon. I slept too much."

Wait, Wendy touched her head, can her house see the sky? Her house is not open to the sky.

Yes, not to mention that Wendy’s house is not open-air, whose bed ceiling would be built to be open-air? Is it going to catch the rain?

How could he sleep at all? He just stood up, but he missed a step and scared Wendy badly.

Even if he doesn't die from the fall and can fly, he can't be so scary.

Arthur was above the clouds, looking at Wendy on the bed and smiled.

"Awake? How is it? How's the view?"

"That's right, but don't watch it next time. Now, what do you want from me?"

"Nothing, I just want to ask if Mond has any news about the Abyss recently."

Wendy frowned, "Why are you looking for the Abyss? The Abyss has been peaceful for a long time. The last time it appeared was when those Abyss Mages led the Hillichouls to invade."

Arthur didn't get the news, and felt helpless, "Okay, that's fine."

"Wait, you're not going to take me back?"

Wendy saw Arthur turning around and about to leave, and immediately lost her composure.

Arthur looked at Wendy and said, "Just go back by yourself. You can't say that you are no longer the God of Wind and have no power, so you can't even take your bed back."

"Hey."

It seems that this Venti is useless. Arthur plans to go to Mondstadt now to see if he can find out some information. If there is no way, he can only go to Liyue.

I just don’t know what would happen if Keqing knew about this. I guess she would be chased and attacked and there would be no way to escape.

"Come on, let me take you to the Cat's Tail Tavern. The Cat's Tail Tavern is open now, and Diona has started working. She just happened to have made some money recently, so I'll take you to try it."

The tavern was a good place to obtain intelligence, and Arthur did not refuse.

"Just mix two drinks."

Diona looked at Wendy. If it weren't for the fact that she was the bartender here, she would have wanted to kick this famous drunkard in Mondstadt out because she didn't like alcohol.

However, due to work reasons, he still planned to mix two glasses of wine and give them to the drunkard in front of him.

"Wait." Arthur stopped Diona before she could make the drink.

Diona also tilted her head, and looked at Arthur with a confused look on her kitten face, "Guest, do you have any requests?"

"Can I use my own wine to make it?"

Diona nodded. "Okay, but the price won't be discounted."

"It's okay, as long as it works." After saying that, he took out the bottle of slime wine and handed it to Diona, "Use this to make a glass. You don't need my glass. Just a glass of low-proof fruit wine will do."

"Ah."

First, she handed Arthur a glass of fruit wine, then opened the bottle of slime wine. Diona tapped her feet, took out a strange ingredient from the top of the shelf, and added it to the cocktail shaker together with the slime wine.

Add appropriate amount of other base wine and start shaking.

"Please enjoy."

Arthur put the wine into his mouth, and his disguised mature face revealed an expression of enjoyment.

As expected of a bartender who received the "blessing" from Qingquan Town, even ordinary fruit wine becomes fine wine after passing through Diona's hands.

"I'm right, aren't I? The cocktails here are the best in Mondstadt."

Arthur had to agree with Wendy's words.

And Wendy also drank the wine prepared by Diona.

Wendy was about to show an expression of enjoyment, but the next moment...

"Wow..."

Diona, whose face was almost as pale as a bottle of oil, turned around hurriedly after hearing the noise, and saw that Wendy had just taken a sip of wine, and instead of enjoying it like the others, she started vomiting.

It's a pity that he couldn't even spit out the bitter water, let alone the wine.

Diona showed an ecstatic expression.

He dipped his baby-fat fingers into the uncleaned liquor in the cocktail shaker and put it into his mouth.

Diona also showed discomfort, but then she was ecstatic.

My own "curse" has been broken!

Diona cleaned the cocktail shaker and mixed a new drink according to the previous ingredients, but the base liquor was just ordinary liquor on the counter instead of the slime wine provided by Arthur.

Tasted a little again.

No, it tastes good, could it be that...

Diona set her eyes on Arthur, who was brought by Wendy, and took a closer look. Although she couldn't tell what country this middle-aged face was from, she was definitely not from Mond, because she had never seen one before.

Since it wasn't his own "curse" that was broken, the problem must be with the wine he provided.

Diona whispered, "Can you..."

"No."

Diona was a little stunned.

"Sorry, sorry, go on, you're used to bickering with others." Arthur was a little embarrassed, a bit of a conditioned reflex.

Diona calmed down and said again: "Can you give me some more of the wine you just took out? Of course, I will pay for it, and today's wine is free."

Chapter 169: Slime Wine Quadruple Kill, Leading the Filial Daughter Diona

"Don't be so scared. I won't eat anyone. Here, use whatever you want. Just leave some for me."

Diona carefully took the bottle of slime wine from Arthur.

As if facing a treasure, she gently opened the cork with her little hands.

He poured the slime into a shot glass, added some to a cocktail shaker, and then corked the bottle.

Then start trying to continue mixing drinks.

Looking at Diona's movements, they were very light, as if what she held in her hands was not a cocktail shaker, but Mond's treasure, and she was very careful.

Even the tail was standing up because of excitement and nervousness.

A glass of wine made in the same way as before, a glass of pure slime wine, and a glass of wine made by randomly adding a handful of ingredients to slime wine were placed on the table.

Diona doesn't like alcohol. She was just too excited just now, so she experimented on herself.

Now she planned to find a drunkard to try, but unfortunately the biggest drunkard in Mond had lost his fighting ability, otherwise there would be no need to find someone.

"Diona-chan, a glass of special dandelion wine."

Diona's eyes lit up and thought, no, it's the volunteers who have arrived.

"Here's the drink I just mixed. Would you like to try it? It's free."

"Oh, is it Diona's new work? Since it's free, I must try it."

As a result, as soon as I put it in my mouth, "Wow, puff..."

Like Wendy, this resentful person, no, the volunteer lost his fighting power and died together with Wendy.

Diona: It seems that the first pairing can ignore its own "curse". Let's see how the next two cups turn out. Is it a coincidence that I came across a new recipe, or does this wine really have this effect?

Diona didn't have to wait long, and the new guest came in soon. As soon as she came in, she was greeted by the expectant gaze of the little cutie Diona, and the strange look of an unfamiliar middle-aged man next to her.

"Oh, Diona, did you miss me, sweetheart?"

"We have new wine, would you like to try it?"

"Oh, Diona's recommendation? Then I must try it."

Unfortunately, he did not escape the persecution of the slime wine, "Wow, poof..."

Then with a thud, he fell to the ground.

Three kills!

Arthur and Diona smiled at each other. Seeing the corners of Diona's mouth turn up, Arthur felt that Mond Wine Industry would experience an unspeakable dark period.

There is one last cup left.

"jingle..."

As the wind chimes at the door rang, another guest came. No, not a guest, but the owner of the Cat's Tail Tavern, Margaret.

"Little Dionna..." Margaret saw the people on the ground and showed a puzzled expression, "Are you so weak? You're already drunk after just opening?"

"Forget it, I'm just here to take a look. I'll leave the Cat's Tail Tavern to you. Here's the key. Just lock the door when you get off work. I have to go out for a while and I don't know if I can come back. I'll leave the rest to you."

Diona took the key from Margaret and tilted her head to avoid Margaret's hand that was about to be placed on her head.

Margaret didn't succeed, but she wasn't unhappy either. "Little Dionna, I'm leaving now. Don't miss me."

Margaret went out and seemed to meet someone at the door. The two people in the tavern heard a male voice talking to Margaret outside the door.

"Boss, are you going out?"

"Yes, we are running low on some materials, so I need to go get some supplies and go shopping at the same time."

"Need help?"

"No need, Captain Kaia, just rest in peace. It's just a trip, not a trip abroad."

"Okay, bye then."

"Bye-Bye."

The sound of the door being pushed open was heard again, "Ding-ling".

"Oh?" Kaia saw the unfamiliar face that Arthur was disguising, "Are you here to travel in Mondstadt?"

Arthur nodded, "Yes, I heard there is a famous bard and idol in Mond, so I came to take a look."

After saying that, Arthur pointed at Wendy who was still offline.

"Ah."

Kaeya didn't think much about it. Mond has hardly dealt with any crisis since the Fatui left, and recently many travelers have indeed arrived in Mond because of Barbara and Eula's performances.

Kaiya pulled out a chair and sat on it. "Same old. By the way, are there any new products?"

"Yes, do you want to try it?" Diona said as she pushed the last glass of wine in front of Kaia.

"Oh, lucky!" Kaiya was about to drink when he glanced at the group of people on the ground, "Did these people also drink the new wine?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

Diona was a little nervous, thinking that Kaia had discovered something.

But Kaiya just laughed and said, "These guys are such losers."

Kaiya laughed at the lack of strength of these people while picking up the wine glass. He first smelled the aroma of the wine in the glass, "Well, it's worthy of Diona. It smells so refreshing."

Then Kaia drank it all in one gulp, "Wow, poof."

Four kills!

Diona and Arthur looked at each other, seeing smiles on both their faces.

Diona stood on tiptoe and high-fived Arthur, "Yeah!"

Since there was no one around, Diona simply grabbed a chair, jumped on it, and sat opposite Arthur.

"Sir, can I ask where you bought this wine?"

“I didn’t buy it, it was given to me by a friend.”

"May I ask, what is the identity of this friend of yours? Can you introduce him to me?"

"You should know her, Xiangling from Liyue."

Diona tilted her head. "Xiangling? Who is this from Wanmin Hall?"

"Ah."