Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

This time Diona was confused, not because she didn't know Xiangling, but on the contrary, the two not only knew each other, but also had communicated with each other.

Xiangling had visited her in Qingquan Town and wanted to learn cocktail making knowledge from her to improve her cooking skills. Diona agreed, but in exchange, she wanted to learn from Xiangling how to make unpalatable wine.

After some communication, neither of them achieved their goals.

Xiangling soaked lizard tails in the beer she made, and put small pieces of smoked fish in the dandelion wine. The two people used the same process, but Xiangling's result was very subtle.

The same goes for Diona. The dark dish that Xiangling had made before turned into a delicious meal after passing through Diona's hands.

But he never dreamed that the wine made with Xiangling could ignore his "curse".

Diona thought of communicating with Xiangling again to get the recipe of slime wine. Even if she couldn't make it herself, she could just ask someone else to make it, or ask Xiangling to make it and trade a few bottles for herself.

"Well, can you give me some more? I want to take a glass back to my dad."

My goodness, Arthur was shocked. What do you mean by bringing a filial daughter?

Let’s observe a second of silence for Diona’s father.

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"Give."

"Thank you."

How could I not support such a (crazy) story of a loving father and a filial daughter?

To this end, Arthur even used today's shopping phone usage to order a box of canned herrings.

"Diona, wine alone is not enough. Here, this is a can of fish specialties from a certain country. Let your father have it with the wine."

"Ah, thanks."

Looking at the large box of canned herrings, Diona hurriedly expressed her gratitude.

"By the way, remember not to open this can indoors. You'd better give it directly to your father and let him open it himself. Remember, never, never open it indoors."

"Well, I see."

Diona didn't know that what she was holding in her arms was not a delicious can of fish, but a biological weapon.

Speaking of which, this can is really expensive. According to the gold coins used to buy other things, this can of herring costs about three or four hundred yuan each.

I don’t know the price of other dark ingredients. Arthur has never bought them before, but he has only heard of them. He just wants to buy a few to make everyone in Teyvat feel pain.

Duraf: Thank you.

Before leaving, Arthur reminded Diona again, "Don't be curious. When the time comes, give the wine and this can to your father and leave. I believe that the combination of these two will definitely help your father quit drinking."

"!"

Hearing that she could help her father quit drinking, Diona nodded quickly without doubting Arthur's words. She gave up the idea of ​​taking out some to try and use for cocktails. There was still a big box anyway, so she could just get her father to quit drinking first.

Arthur did a great thing and felt that helping others was the basis of happiness. Now Arthur felt very happy.

What, you mean Wendy?

Still at the Cat's Tail Tavern, Arthur left after asking Diona to keep an eye on him and give him a can of food when he woke up.

Arthur has forgotten his original intention. He said he was going to collect intelligence, but ended up having too much fun.

【…】

[Um, host, how about we get to know each other again? I am still your little system cutie, and you are still my respected host. ]

Although it was an electronic sound, Arthur felt that the sound of the system seemed to be trembling.

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Mainly because I heard that Arthur also planned to purchase some casu marzu cheese (also known as live maggot cheese), Icelandic dried shark, kivyak (also called pickled puffins), Eskimo ice cream, etc.

As for some things that are simply disgusting in appearance, such as escargot (a Mexican delicacy nicknamed insect caviar, simply put, ant eggs), witch grubs, etc., Arthur said he couldn't accept these without packaging.

(In fact, apart from biological weapons, some of the flavors are okay, but they are hard to accept. If you try them, please follow the instructions and pay attention to safety. Some of them may be risky if consumed improperly.)

Ignoring the system that suddenly started licking him, Arthur regained his original intention and planned to continue looking for clues in another place.

It seems that there is no hope for the Cat's Tail Tavern. There are only four guests lying down. Not to mention that no one will come later, even if someone comes, they probably won't talk about anything.

It seems that I can only go to Uncle Lu’s tavern.

[Announcement: The store is under renovation and the pub will be closed for three days. We are deeply sorry for the impact. After the opening, we will offer a 10% discount on drinks within a week and give each person a glass of apple wine. - Gift from an Angel]

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Such a coincidence?

Forget it, let’s go to the square. There are a lot of idle people there, and there are always people gossiping, right?

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No, where are the people? Angel's Gift Decoration, why is there no one in your square?

What? Is today a holiday?

I found the six-finger Joseph still in the center of the square. Although no one was stopping, he was still playing the instrument alone.

Arthur walked up to him and said, "Mr. Bard, may I ask if there are any programs in Mond recently? Why are there so few people in the square?"

Six-fingered Joseph looked at Arthur who appeared beside him and said, "Don't you know?"

"what do you know?"

Arthur was confused, what should I know.

Six-fingered Jose pointed to the notices around him and said, "Look, isn't it written here?"

Arthur took a look and thought, wow, what a coincidence.

[Miss Barbara and Miss Eula's concert will be held soon. The first concert will be held in Mond Square. The second concert will be held the next day with the symbol of heroes, Fengqidi. The third concert will be held around the fountain at night of the second concert. Please participate in an orderly manner. ——The Knights of Favonius, the Church of Favonius. 】

No wonder there are so few people in Mond today, it turns out they were all attracted by the concerts of Barbara and Eula.

In that case, there was nothing that could be done. Arthur thanked Six-Fingered Joseph and left alone.

There is no way. Although I don’t want to disturb Captain Qin, I may not get any news if I wait until tomorrow. I might as well ask Qin directly.

However, in his current state, he probably wouldn't be able to see Jean, so Arthur chose to sneak in.

"Smash Varudo."

As time stood still, Arthur flashed into the Knights of Favonius. The two Knights of Favonius at the door still maintained their original movements.

When they arrived at the Knights of Favonius, they saw that only the confinement room next to Captain Jean was guarded, while the library and the captain's office were unguarded, with their doors just ajar.

Arthur walked straight into the captain's office and saw Qin sitting alone at the desk, processing a pile of documents.

If the time stop was not enough, Arthur would have wanted to walk up to Jean, do something, and play a trick on her.

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Seseda meh!

"who!"

The time-stop effect ended, and the flow of time around returned to normal. Although Qin was still thinking hard about how to deal with today's documents, she discovered that there was one more person in the office the next second and immediately became alert.

"Qin, it's me, don't be nervous."

Arthur removed the effect of the disguise, put the Gaia foundation back into the warehouse, and restored his original appearance.

Qin also returned to her normal state from her original alert state.

"Lord Fengshen, what's the matter?"

Jean's tone was respectful, which made Arthur feel a little uncomfortable.

Thinking about Liyue and Inazuma, it was fine when I was in Liyue, but since I arrived in Inazuma, those guys on Kaiji Island have all been top traitors. Inazuma only believes in General Thunder, and a certain fox was polite at the beginning, but later let himself go.

What happens later is even more magical, and it’s too tearful to talk about it anymore.

"No need to be so respectful, just call me Arthur like before."

"Well, Arthur, welcome back to Mond. Excuse me, is there anything you want to talk to me about?"

Arthur wanted to say it was okay, he just came back to see his country, but he couldn't say it because he really had something to do, "Are there any signs of the Abyss?"

"abyss?"

Chapter 171: Pen Fairy Office

"Abyss?" Qin frowned.

Although I haven't heard any news about the Abyss recently, when I heard Arthur's words, I immediately thought about whether there was anything related.

Finally, Qin actually thought of it.

"It seems there is some news, but it has been a while, and it is news spread by adventurers, so it may not be true."

"Oh, tell me about it."

Qin told what she knew, "Do you know this person called Strange Bird?"

"Strange bird, the one that was caught by Amber and Ying on the way?"

"Well, in fact, his identity is not an ordinary treasure-stealing group, but one of the two giants of the treasure-stealing group, the Northern Strange Bird. The other is the Southern Sister who is active in Liyue."

"Rumor has it that the two of them seem to be working together to find some treasure related to the abyss."

"It is said that the two also invited a 'great treasure thief' from Fontaine to join them. His status in the treasure-stealing group is equivalent to that of a great adventurer among adventurers."

Emmm, is there such a person? His presence is too low, but I have some impression of someone from Liyue, I think her name is Sister Baoer?

Arthur only remembered that he was fooled many times when he was doing his daily work.

"That's the general news. There's no specific news from the adventurers either. More news comes from Liyue."

"Okay, thanks."

"You're welcome, Arthur. Have you discovered any movement of the Abyss? Or are they planning something again?"

Arthur shook his head. "I haven't found anything yet, but I just have this feeling that the abyss will not be honest."

"Okay, if you have any questions, please let me know and I will send the Knights of Favonius to collect clues."

"No, maybe I'm just overthinking it."

Arthur shook his head, not intending to involve Mond in the incident.

This kind of troublesome and dangerous work still needs to be done by tools, but unfortunately tools are just working for others.

Ying: Ah Qiu, who is talking about me again? It’s almost time, the mission will be completed soon.

Arthur asked Qin for some information and finally found some clues.

The lost seven-day statue, the tyrant's legacy...

Damn, it turned out to be this incident!

Arthur finally remembered. If it weren't for the appearance of the Seven-Day Statue, Arthur would have really forgotten this event. Isn't this the plot of meeting Kong Ying? As a result, he acted too quickly in Liyue. Before the treasure-stealing group took action, he had already defeated Osel and left.

Ying also let herself be led away.

But if what Qin said is true, the plan has not officially started yet, so there is still time.

Unfortunately, if I remember correctly, this mission requires Dain to lead the way. As a survivor of Kanreya, he has no good feelings towards the Seven Gods, and his favorability towards the people of the Seven Kingdoms is average. Only outsiders like Kong Ying can cooperate with him.

Although I am also an outsider, I am now the God of Wind, so I probably won’t be able to see him.

I know the content of the mission and the objective of the mission, but in the end, I can't see the NPC of the mission. Even if I go to Liyue and get the location, I have no way to interfere. Even if I blow up the place, there may be some negative effects. I still need Ying and Dai Yin to come forward and lure Kong out so that he can temporarily give up the plan.

There is another method that does not require the presence of two people, that is to go to Xumi and seek the help of the God of Grass, and Xumi is the starting point for the inverted statue.

But that was the past, a memory that belonged to Kong. Apart from Ying, he could only rely on the power of the World Tree.

"How about we take care of those guys in Xumi and rescue the little Grass God?"

No, I have been harmed by the tape, so why would I want to solve the problem with force at every turn?

It’s better to bring the tool man back.

It's still easy to find Ying. She's in Inazuma. Just go to the Adventurer's Association and ask. As for the reward? 10 primordial stones + 2k Mora. If it's not enough, then 30 primordial stones + 1w Mora. Anyway, the Adventurer's Association pays.

As he needed to wait for Ying, the tool, Arthur planned to take a break in Mond for a while. Coincidentally, Barbara and Eula's concert was being held now, so he could relax and enjoy the fleshy legs, ah, singing voice.