Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

Seeing Paimon's uncomfortable expression, Ying couldn't help but feel a little worried. After all, he was her travel companion. Although it seemed that he had only snatched food from her and hidden Mora along the way.

Emmmm, thinking about it, Ying suddenly felt that Paimeng seemed to be of no use, and she worried less.

But he still put his hand on Paimon's back and patted it gently.

It was Arthur who handed over a glass of juice and saved Paimon's life.

"Ah, I'm choking. I thought I was going to choke to death because I ate too much delicious food today."

Hearing Paimon's words, Ying increased the strength of the hands that were patting Paimon's back and slapped Paimon on the butt.

"Snapped!"

"Ying, what are you doing!"

"Nothing, there's a mosquito on your butt."

"Really? Thank you, Ying, you are so nice to me."

Chapter 204: Wanted Order for the Great Sage (Dog)

"Hahaha."

Today was the happiest day for Nashida. Not only did she make friends and meet the God of Wind, she also walked out of the cage and was loved by everyone.

She couldn't help but worry whether all this was just a dream, a dream that was getting deeper but would eventually end with her waking up.

"Don't worry, this is not a dream."

Arthur answered Nashida's inner questions as if he had predicted the future.

"And even if it's just a dream, I will continue this dream forever."

"Yeah!" Nashida nodded vigorously, with a happy smile on her face.

Just when a few people were happy, things were different on the great sage's side.

"What? Is there really a problem with Xumi City?"

The follower beside him nodded.

He received the message from the carrier pigeon. This was the last insurance he placed in Xumi City. He did not expect that this last insurance would send a message to him. It seemed that the doctor really knew something at the beginning.

"Damn it! Those mercenaries and the Thirty-Man Group are really unreliable. But what about the other sages? What about the Court of Eminence? Are they just sitting there doing nothing?"

The great sage couldn't help but curse.

At this moment, he urgently needed to vent his emotions. He had only been out for a short time when Xumi City was quietly taken over by unknown people. If he left for a while longer, he would lose his home.

As the attendant handed the letter to the great sage, the great sage looked at it and almost choked, and just walked past.

“Fuck fuck fuck, @#@##@##@@!%%%!￥#”

He, who has always been proud of his status, couldn't help but speak ill of him. There was nothing he could do about it. Arthur's move was really too outrageous this time.

After calming down for a while, the great sage returned to his usual expression, but his voice was still a little angry.

"Let's go. We can't go back to Xumi City. If we go back now, we might just fall into a trap."

"Let's go to Kawanyi and contact those people in the desert."

The Great Sage's attitude towards those guys who believe in the Red King has always been to exclude them. If he hadn't wanted to prevent those guys in the desert from rioting, he would have wanted to completely expel those brainless guys from Xumi and take the resources of the desert into his own hands.

Now he had to seek help, and the great sage's face turned black.

Arthur and Narcida also received the news during their trip.

"Oh? The great sage actually has this trick up his sleeve?"

Arthur had also forgotten that the technological level of Teyvat was extremely distorted, but he also could not have imagined that the last trick left by the great sage was such a high-tech yet simple method.

Looking at the device in front of him that looked like a high-tech projection panel, Arthur fell into deep thought. He had underestimated these guys. The Void Terminal existed because of the Heart of God, but this thing completely overturned his cognition. It could be said that they had mastered future technology in ancient times.

But it was indeed the work of a great sage. I guess he had already gotten the news and ran away.

I just don't know whether he is seeking help from the Fatui or from outside.

Arthur hoped it would be the former. Since they had to fight anyway, they might as well just go for it.

Because the great sage had not been caught, the mission was still stuck in an unfinished state. Arthur thought about it and decided to have someone issue a wanted order.

"Sure enough, there's another wanted warrant, but this time it's not for me, great!"

【Wanted Order:

Name: Eden Hazard

Position: Daxian Dog

Personal information: Former great sage of the Xumi Teachings Institute, former top leader of the Teachings Institute, belongs to the Minglun School

Crime: Imprisoning the Grass God with others

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Reward amount: 500w Mora

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When Ying saw the wanted warrant, she wanted to catch the person excitedly. If she hadn't been stopped by Arthur, she would have run away long ago.

"What are you going to do?"

"500 million, Arthur, that's 500 million! I work so hard all day long and only make a little over Mora. This is almost equal to my annual income."

When Paimon heard Ying's words, he also looked at the bounty and was about to rush out.

Caught by Arthur in the same way.

Arthur held Paimon in his left hand and Ying in his right hand. He was speechless and wanted to cover his face and sigh, but found that both his hands were occupied.

The little grass god at the side walked over.

"What's wrong, Narcida?"

Nashida waved her hand, motioning Arthur to lower his body, and when Arthur lowered his body, Nashida placed her two soft and tender little hands on Arthur's face.

"You sigh."

Arthur was even more speechless. What was he sighing about?

The atmosphere is gone.

Arthur stood up and said to Nashida, "Don't read other people's minds casually, be careful of accidents."

"I didn't." Nashida looked aggrieved. "After all, I am the God of Wisdom. I just guessed what you wanted to do."

"Really?"

"real!"

Seeing Nashida's big watery eyes looking into his, and Nashida not even trying to look away, Arthur believed what she said.

Because the great sage had run away, Arthur and Nashida had no mood to continue strolling around, so they returned to the Jingshan Palace to discuss their next plan.

"First of all, we still need to find the Grand Disciplinary Officer. After all, he is the representative of the Disciplinary Officer. Moreover, Sai Nuo's martial arts skills in Xumi are also among the best."

"Yes, indeed. Nashida, do you have any ideas? Let these two do it first. I feel like if I let go, they will run and catch people."

Nashida thought about it and to be honest, there is nothing more important than the Great Sage right now, but Sumeru is so big, who knows, there might be the protection of the Fatui, how can she find him?

"How about letting Ying and Paimeng go to Huachengguo first, and let them go to the ranger there to explain the problem, and then deal with the remaining dead zone together?"

Nashida's tone was questioning, and she didn't turn her attention to Ying and Paimon until she saw Arthur nodded.

"how much is it?"

Nashida was stunned. Money?

Nashida blurted out, "20w?"

"make a deal!"

Without waiting for Nashida to change her mind, Ying directly held Nashida's little hand, and after confirming the content of the task, he took Paimon away.

Looking at the two people leaving, Nashida had not yet recovered from what had just happened.

"Well, have they always been like this?" Nashida asked in confusion.

"You'll get used to it. Ying is still very capable, if you don't consider her greedy personality and bad luck."

As he spoke, Arthur took out his cyberpunk version of the magic mirror.

Asked the magic mirror a question.

Where is the great sage?

Where is the Doctor?

What stage has the "God-making Plan" been implemented to?

As a result, he knew nothing about anything.

Arthur had no choice but to put away the magic mirror. This magic mirror was fine as an encyclopedia, but when something really happened, it was completely useless.

Chapter 205: Lady and Dada Duck

Arthur asked Nashida to stay in Xumi City, while he wandered around Xumi.

But I didn't expect to see two old acquaintances.

"Why are the two of them here?"

Before Arthur could open his mouth to ask, the other party noticed Arthur's figure. The orange-haired man with a scarf and an evil eye mask on his head walked straight over to him.

"Hey, isn't this Arthur? Long time no see!" Tartaglia walked straight over and wanted to put his arm around Arthur's shoulders, but Arthur dodged by turning sideways.

The other one is Rosalyn, but perhaps it would be easier to understand if she was called Ms.

The lady was seen holding her forehead and watching the show, as if she didn't know Tartaglia. It seemed that Tartaglia was trying to get close to Arthur madly, but was avoided lightly.

This behavior left her speechless.

"It's been a long time indeed, the Wind God of Mondstadt," the lady began.

Ignoring Tartaglia, Arthur looked at the lady and asked, "Why are you here in Xumi?"

Just as the lady was about to speak, she was interrupted by Tartaglia.

The lady's red lips, which had just opened slightly, closed silently. At the same time, she glared at Tartaglia who interrupted her, but in order to maintain her image, she did not take direct action.

"Hey, didn't I just accept the punishment from Liyue? I didn't get anything, and in the end I had to bear a big blame. As a result, I saw the lady who escaped from Inazuma right after the restrictions were lifted. I thought about it and decided that I would still be restricted if I stayed in Liyue. Zhongli also started working. I had nothing to do, so I had to drag the lady to Xumi. I heard that Xumi's filling knowledge was related to martial arts, so I came to take a look."

When Tartaglia finished speaking, Arthur turned around and looked at the lady.

The lady nodded, agreeing with Tartaglia, then opened her red lips and added something.

"He is the only one who has nothing to do. I am on vacation now because I got two hearts of God."

At this point, the lady suddenly realized that she didn't know how to face Arthur.

There is no way, because these two hearts of gods are related to Arthur, and Arthur is also the wind god of Mond, which makes the lady have a strange feeling.

It's just... quite weird.

Arthur nodded. It would be fine as long as they were not helped by the scattered soldiers and the doctor. It would be weird to have two executive officers in one country. If all four came, there would be no point in playing. He could win, but Xumi City would probably be gone after the battle.

"Arthur, what are you doing here in Xumi?"

Arthur thought for a moment and said, "Punish evil and promote good!"

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Tartaglia and the lady were both very upset. Even if you are the God of Wind, a hero, savior, or reformer of other countries, you cannot say this against your conscience.

Why don't you know what's going on in your mind?

Arthur felt helpless when he saw the two people's suspicious eyes.

I clearly said the truth, why didn't they believe me?