Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Forget it, what you do in Xumi has nothing to do with us."

The lady also nodded. Xumi was not the area she was responsible for, and even if the Heart of God was taken away by Arthur, it had nothing to do with her.

"So, let's have a fight!" Tartaglia said excitedly.

The lady was about to continue nodding, but suddenly she froze, then quickly shook her head. The movement was so large that the pair of big balls in front of her chest kept swinging, like two water balls, full of elasticity and vitality.

It's hard not to be attracted there.

Tartaglia is on!

Tartaglia has begun!

Dartalia is down!

Tartaglia was lying on the ground, and before he could react, he found that the battle was over. Did he lose?

Although he admitted that Arthur, the God of Wind who had defeated two demons, was very strong, he lost before he could even react. Wasn't that a bit too outrageous?

Only the lady noticed something was wrong. Among the Fatui, she and Arthur were the most familiar with each other. They had seen some of the moves countless times. Combined with the information they had collected, they had roughly analyzed why Tartaglia lost so quickly.

In fact, Tartaglia’s defeat was not a loss. Normally, the party that attacks first will hold back to test the opponent’s strength, and then use the remaining strength to change tactics or retreat at any time.

What a pity. Doesn’t it seem like someone Arthur is learning from?

The first travel companion, Ying, was a woman who used her ultimate move to kill pigeons at the beginning.

Then there is Venti, who plays badly every day but performs extremely well when he makes a move.

Finally, old man, your attacks can't hurt me at all. I will use Heaven Shake All Things and your coffin and the temple of rebirth will be prepared for you.

Although she didn't learn martial arts from Ying, but given Ying's personality, she would often use Wuxiang's sword, and she was the one who used her ultimate skill most frequently.

When Tartaglia rushed over, Arthur stopped time immediately, then threw out soap to bring out the effect of strong control in order to increase output and subsequent control effects.

Then use the additional skill effect of the soap full of "gayness". When the target is of the same sex, the attack from behind will hit the weak point and the attack power will be doubled.

Not knowing how tough Tartaglia was, Arthur just kicked her hard and then released the time stop.

After a kick with double the power, coupled with an attack on her weak spot, Tartaglia was almost killed.

Tartaglia trembled and stood up, holding on to a big tree beside him, and no longer suggested continuing to fight.

It's all because of this unclear battle. I didn't learn anything and my butt hurts so much now.

It's not very harmful, but it's very insulting.

"Okay, stop thinking about fighting. Since it's your day off, just take a good rest and don't cause any trouble. I don't care."

Although they didn't want to fight anymore, Tartaglia and the lady had no intention of leaving and just followed Arthur.

"Why are you following me?"

"Hey, Brother Arthur, we didn't have a tour guide here, and we came here as individuals without any subordinates, so can I follow you around?"

"Don't worry, Tartaglia is right. We don't want to do anything. We just want to follow you around Xumi."

Arthur thought about it and felt that there didn't seem to be any harm in it. On the contrary, with the strength of these two men, they could be used as two free thugs if anything happened.

He tacitly agreed that the two of them should follow him.

As for if they encounter the Doctor and the Scattered Soldiers, after the fight starts, will the Lady and Tartaglia engage in a righteous group fight?

You're overthinking it. It's good enough that the lady didn't fight with Sanbing. Cooperation is absolutely impossible. After all, in Inazuma, Sanbing's outrageous actions almost killed the lady. The lady didn't take direct action because she was giving face to the Queen.

As for Dada Duck?

Maybe in order to hone himself, he ended up fighting with the doctor.

Chapter 206: Cute Mushroom Beast

"What is this?" asked Tartaglia, pointing at a creature on the ground that looked like a giant mushroom.

"This is a monster unique to Xumi, called the mushroom beast," the lady explained.

"Emmm, it's not that unique actually. There is one in Liyue too, but it's in the Stratum Chasm, and most people can't enter it."

Arthur said, and walked into the mushroom beast.

A floating water mushroom monster looked at Arthur coming towards it with a silly and cute face. It was not until Arthur came over and held it in his arms that the water mushroom monster realized something was wrong and wanted to struggle.

But the attack of the water mushroom beast was like giving Arthur a massage. It didn't hurt at all. Instead, it was very comfortable.

The Water Mushroom Beast can be considered a disgrace to the monster world. Even neutral wild boars have a stronger desire to attack than it. With its cute appearance, its attack is comparable to a massage. No wonder some people want to treat the Water Mushroom Beast as a pet rather than a threat that must be eradicated.

"Here, do you want to see it?"

Tartaglia didn't answer. He had no interest in that kind of thing. He was only interested in fighting, improving his martial arts and his family.

The water mushroom beast fell into the lady's arms and did not continue to struggle. It probably realized that its attack was ineffective, so instead of resisting, it might as well enjoy itself.

Since it didn't feel its life was in danger, the lady hugged it, and it found a comfortable position on the lady's chest and lay down.

Oh hoo!

The scenery is so beautiful. The water mushroom monster is so white. No, the water mushroom monster is so big and round. No, Arthur doesn’t know where to look.

If the lady doesn't speak or take any action, she really looks like an ice beauty.

The water mushroom beast in her arms made her feel more lively, just like a noble lady holding a pet.

Later, Arthur released the water mushroom monster. After all, he couldn't really keep it, so he let it continue to live in its original place.

There were other mushroom beasts on the way. Unlike the water mushroom beasts, some of them had a strong desire to attack. Unfortunately, Arthur didn't even try to dodge and let them bump into him. Except for the fire mushroom beasts, Arthur dodged them because he was afraid of burning his clothes. The others didn't make Arthur feel any discomfort.

Even Arthur came up with an idea.

Thunder mushroom beasts and water mushroom beasts are suitable for massage, rock mushroom beasts are suitable for impacting acupoints and relieving fatigue, wind mushroom beasts and ice mushroom beasts are suitable for improving the environment, ventilation and cooling.

But the water mushroom monster is still the cutest, so cute and adorable.

However, as they went deeper into the forest, the strength of the mushroom beasts increased. Many of them were no less powerful than ordinary monsters, and some evolved mushroom beasts were even comparable to some elite monsters.

Of course, this has nothing to do with the cute, headless water mushroom monster, it is still just as cute.

Along the way, it was the young master who acted as a thug. Who made him like fighting?

(Lol)

Unlike Arthur who is playing here, and Ying who is cleaning up the dead zone, the great sage can be said to be encountering obstacles everywhere.

Even when they arrived at Kawan Station, the Red King's followers and the Gilded Brigade ignored the Great Sage's intentions.

The great sage, who had always been in a high position, had never suffered such humiliation. If he had not come to ask for help, he would have cursed long ago. However, when no one was paying attention to him, he still couldn't help cursing.

He contacted many people during this period, but no one responded to him and just left him alone.

These people were still relatively good. There were some with bad tempers who, seeing the great sage coming towards them arrogantly, directly took out the scimitars hanging on their waists and were ready to kill the guy with a knife.

If there hadn't been someone holding him back, the great sage probably wouldn't have needed to seek support and would have just found a place to bury him.

He had brought all this upon himself. Since he came to power, he had designated a series of policies to exclude these people of the desert. He did not regard these people as the people of Xumi, or even as human beings.

Countless people wanted to rush up and kill him.

In addition, after he came here, he personally showed up to ask for help, and he adopted an attitude that he thought was humble.

But to outsiders, it seems that this person is here to ask for help, to be the boss. Even in this situation, he still maintains his pride and is arrogant, without even saying please or beg.

Lips up and down, just some...

"Come with me to attack Xumi City, and then I will give you the opportunity to follow me."

"As long as you guys from the desert help me, all the policies I issued before targeting the desert will be cancelled."

"Follow me, and I'll give you the same treatment as the Thirty-Man Group."

No one was hit. It was the guardian of Aru Village, Candice, who came over to maintain the situation and prevented these people from taking action.

But just because the great sage didn't get beaten doesn't mean others didn't.

The thirty-man group that accompanied them had been constantly stabbed in the back by their compatriots. They had been scolded so much that they could not even raise their heads during this period. The scholars that accompanied them were even worse off. They were put in sacks and beaten every few days. If Candice had not forbade them to kill anyone, it would probably not be them who were sent in the next day with bruised faces and noses, but corpses.

But this has already made those scholars who have not experienced a beating (in the physical sense) start to tremble with fear. Even when they get up at night to relieve themselves, they have to drag others with them, for fear that they will be the ones standing at the door with bruises and swollen faces the next day.

But the great sage's efforts were still useful, even though the great sage deserved a beating and now he had lost his original status and became a wanted criminal in Xumi City.

But I don’t know about the desert.

In their opinion, the great sage is still the ruler of Xumi and deserves a beating. However, thinking of the benefits that can be gained, some people already want to take action.

Several leaders of the Gilded Brigade held a meeting in a tent at night.

"What do you want to do? I feel like if I do this, the benefits will definitely be huge."

"Fuck, even though that guy deserves a beating, all we care about is faith and profit."

"No rush. Let's leave him alone for a few days and let him know that he is begging us now. Waiting a few more days may increase the reward."

"Okay, but what do those scholars say? Candice has already come forward. Do we still need to proceed?"

"That guardian? She just wants us to stop the Great Sage and not harm their lives. When the time comes, we should do it in secret and let the brothers vent their anger for so many years."

"Well, it's a pity that the Great Sage can't be beaten, otherwise I would beat him eight times a day."

"Alright, after all, he is our future financial sponsor. We can't fight here if we want to. When the war starts, who can tell who is who? We can pretend to be the guy from Xumi City and beat him up, then rescue him and get more money."

The others looked at the person who spoke last and gave him a thumbs up.