I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

Ignoring the rather subtle second half of Lynn's sentence, Bronya also expressed her own opinion.

"If we use this thing to hit a volleyball, we don't have to worry about the volleyball exploding. But we do have to worry about whether the person who catches the ball will explode."

"Don't worry, Yaya. There are no ordinary people here anyway. You have to believe in the wonders of the human body."

Finally, seeing that Bronya was still a little worried, Lynn pointed at himself and added:

"Besides, don't forget that I'm still a mobile blood bag. Even if I get injured, I can completely heal myself in one second. Otherwise, we won't be able to find another suitable volleyball for the time being."

"In that case, then... okay then."

After thinking about it for a long time and failing to come up with any other alternatives, Bronya finally accepted Lynn's proposal.

In this way, the first Betiwater Belloberg City Beach Volleyball Tournament ushered in its third opening!

"My turn, my turn, and it's still my turn!

Xier, let's go!"

"Fade away with the butterflies, volleyball on the beach!"

The serve that scored three goals still produced layers of air waves and piercing sonic booms that broke the sound barrier, but after being replaced with an indestructible volleyball, even the big guy Svaro might not be able to catch it without getting hurt.

Knowing this, San Yue Qi certainly did not hesitate to take a step forward. He spread out his right palm and created six layers of huge glazed ice shields in the air.

"The frozen sky is covered with six layers of rings!"

"What? Apologize to Red A, you bastard!"

Hearing this name that sounded very familiar, Lin En couldn't help but complain on the spot, completely ignoring the fact that Hong A's Blazing Sky Seven-Layer Ring was also a projection of someone else's treasure.

"What nonsense are you talking about? This is the inspiration I got from watching anime!"

I have to say that the unique colors of San Yue Qi's six-phase ice are really beautiful. The six-layer circular rings of frozen sky that she made according to the animation really look similar.

Six layers of pink and blue six-phase ice shields flickered layer by layer, converging into a brilliant display that blocked the trajectory of the volleyball that was coming in like a cannonball.

But it’s a pity that this frozen sky covered with six layers of rings is just a formality.

Just like the secret of the six-phase ice that San Yueqi had practiced in secret - the Big Glazed Sword that could cut through stars and break the universe, the girl spent too much time and effort condensing the six-phase ice into a beautiful shape, but did not pay too much attention to their performance, so that the six-layer rings of the frozen sky that looked as gorgeous and dazzling as ice crystals shattered into thousands of pieces with a crisp sound like real ice crystals when they collided with the "volleyball".

"Woo woo woo, the frozen sky that I worked so hard to create has six layers of rings..."

The defeated girl knelt down on the beach in despair, supporting herself with her hands and looking sad.

However, the girl's toy shield was not completely useless. At least it consumed the speed and lethality of the volleyball to a certain extent, allowing Swarovski to catch the ball and creating a perfect smash opportunity for Xing.

"Now is the perfect opportunity!"

Xing's mouth corners curled up in excitement, and he took out a big, thick, black baseball bat and swung it. A destructive red-gold light could be seen on the bat, surging like a torrent.

"Oh my god, Xingbao, what do you want to do!"

Lin En was shocked and shouted:

"Volleyball rules do not allow athletes to use weapons, you have committed a serious foul!

Where's the referee? Where's the referee? Help! Send this foul gray raccoon off the court!"

It's a pity, but there is no so-called referee on the scene, and Xing has no intention of following the so-called rules. After all, for her, who is a star core spirit that has jumped out of the three realms and is not in the five elements...

"You're right, but rules are made to be broken!"

As always, he insisted on implementing his own personality. The magical baseball bat in Xingbao's hand was wrapped with a huge amount of destructive force and swung out suddenly. Even if there was a doomsday beast standing in front of him, it would probably have its paws broken by Xingbao's star trump card.

"Pong——!"

A good game of beach volleyball has turned into baseball because of Xing's reckless behavior, and Xingbao's home run made the amber ball tear through the grid and the air at several times the speed of sound, rushing straight into the sky with a terrifying whistling sound and spiral air waves, turning into a rising star and disappearing into the horizon.

"Oh, perfect home run!"

Xing put down the baseball bat, stood on tiptoe and looked at the amber meteor that flashed across the sky in an instant. He was full of joy and had no awareness that he had caused any trouble.

"Xing, what the hell are you doing!!!"

Seeing Xing's guilt-free look, Lin En couldn't help but step forward and lock Xing's neck with his arms from behind, causing the girl's long legs to flutter wildly, kicking up fine sand.

"Gua, March, save my teeth!

Sanyue, why are you just watching? Have you really chosen to betray me?"

Xing struggled frantically and asked for help from Sanyueqi, who also sighed helplessly:

"This is obviously the trouble caused by your relapse of an old illness. I don't want to take the blame for you."

Having failed to call for help, Xing could only struggle more violently. Finally, she opened her little mouth and bit hard on Lin En's arm that was locking her neck. This made Lin En, who was in pain, loosen her arm slightly and took the opportunity to escape.

"Hmph, I want to escape!"

Just when Lin En was about to continue chasing and punishing the Star Core Spirit who had used his precious relic as a baseball and hit it away, Xing unexpectedly chose to admit defeat first. He put his hands together and bowed deeply to Lin En, and apologized loudly:

"Godfather, please let me go! I know I was wrong!"

"If an apology is useful, then what is the use of Juou Si?"

Lin En took up his original job for the first time in a long time, and looked like he had no intention of compromising at all. Xing was also frantically turning his not-so-bright little head, but suddenly a flash of inspiration came to his mind!

She has found her way to salvation!

"To show my apology, I will find a way to steal the swimsuit on Xiao Sanyue as compensation!"

Lin En raised an eyebrow, still showing no intention of giving in.

Seeing this, Xing gritted his teeth and continued to raise the price with a heavier tone:

“Original!”

Hearing this, Lin En was instantly overjoyed, and quickly helped Xing up from his kneeling position, laughing:

"My daughter, get up quickly. My daughter, get up quickly. I have the star treasure. Great things will be accomplished!"

San Yue Qi, who had just watched the normal farce, was now overwhelmed and shouted in a state of collapse:

"That's enough, you two. You treated me as if I didn't exist and made this...this weird deal right in front of me!"

"No way, March."

Xing patted Sanyueqi's shoulder and defended himself seriously.

"As the saying goes, best friends die but sisters die. For my life, Sanyue, please make some sacrifices!"

"But what is Lynn doing with my swimsuit?"

San Yue Qi frowned and looked at Lin En, his face full of confusion:

"Could it be that you really are a female? Are you going to wear my swimsuit? This is too perverted!"

"No, March, you misunderstood. I just planned to use it."

Lin En corrected San Yue Qi's words quite honestly, and Xier on the side finally couldn't help it anymore. She took out her sickle and wanted to hit Lin En with it to make him restrain himself a little.

"You're not done yet, are you? You still dare to hide?!!"

It’s a pity that Xier’s weapon is not a hatchet, otherwise it would have provided some special attack bonus to Lin En.

Lin En easily avoided Xier's attack. Knowing that he might have gone a little too far in joking, he decisively chose to find an excuse to make fun of her, so as to avoid being chased and chopped by the angry Xier with a hatchet.

It’s not that I’m afraid of getting hurt, I just simply feel that it would be too embarrassing.

"No, that's the top-quality plane ball I just got. I have to go get it back!"

After saying that, without caring about the other girls' reactions, Lin En's figure disappeared in a flash of light and shadow, leaving only Sanyueqi and Xing who were still playing together, and a few other people who were watching this farce.

..

But let’s talk about Lin En.

He was not completely looking for excuses for his Kairun. After all, this relic [The World-Devouring Black Hole Ancient Beast] was indeed a treasure and he couldn't really lose it.

Moreover, this thing is extremely hard, and when hit by Xing's baseball bat, no one knows where it will fly. It would be bad if it accidentally hits someone. Even if it doesn't hit anyone, it will still be bad if it hurts flowers and plants.

"It should be in this direction."

Relying on the sensing ability of Dusk and the amber crystals that come from the same origin as him, Lin En can roughly lock the position of the amber plane ball.

We have to praise Xing's outrageous brute force with the blessing of destiny. It is estimated that this flat-footed player would be hit by Xing's [Star Ace] home run and fly dozens of kilometers away until he fell into a lush seaside forest and disappeared.

Lin En, who had rushed to the location where the plane ball fell, dispersed the breeze beside him and landed on the ground again, frowning as he looked at the abnormality he had discovered in mid-air earlier.

On the sandy beach near the forest, there was a very primitive animal skin tent. Outside the tent, there was a bonfire built with stones and a wooden rack. At first glance, it seemed to be in line with the primitive desolation of the area, but upon closer inspection, it was full of problems.

Teyvat is a primitive planet owned by Lin En. It is impossible for primitive civilization to exist there. It is impossible for the Belobergs to leave their camps and come out to try to survive in the wilderness...

"Could they be criminals who escaped from Beloberg? That shouldn't be the case. They should be in prison now, pedaling their sewing machines like crazy. With the Iron Guards and the Underworld Wardens watching over them, it's impossible for them to escape."

Moreover, after a brief observation by Lin En, this mysterious man should have just left the camp not long ago, and the direction he was heading was exactly the depths of the forest where the plane ball fell.

Shaking his head and putting aside his guess, Lin En used the snake spell again to hide his figure, and quickly went deep into the forest following the traces left by the mysterious man, wanting to see who this person was who was playing wilderness survival on his garden planet.

The deeper you go into the forest, the more lush and twisted the trees and vines become, making it almost impossible to move. The traces of destruction left by the mysterious man also become larger and larger, and some places even look like they have been blown up by gunpowder.

After Lin En walked along the path opened by the mysterious man for three or four minutes, an unexpectedly pleasant voice finally reached his ears.

"Family, it's not easy. I finally found the falling star, but this stone looks really strange. Can any knowledgeable family members tell me what this stone is?"

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Rewards and more chapters. By the way, the problem with Yinzhi's companion mission is too big, just like my story. (Although the value of my story is increasing due to the subsequent plot problems, and it is now at a medium level)

Chapter 4 Little Guizi's Big Crisis/Pure Beauty Goddess Slaps Her Face with Stockings! k

Hearing this energetic voice and the familiar self-introduction, Lin En instantly realized the identity of this mysterious man.

There is no doubt that it is the top performer in the entertainment industry, Gui Naifen, also known as "Xiao Guizi"!

Didn't she say she was going to quit the Luofu community because she was so upset by what she did? Why did she come to Teyvat?

With such doubts in mind, Lin En did not rashly step forward to disturb Xiao Guizi's live broadcast. Instead, he took out his mobile phone and opened Gui Naifen's live broadcast room with ease, wanting to see what this girl was doing.

[Live broadcast room: Xiao Guizi's wilderness survival DAY7]

As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, Xiao Guizi was seen squatting in a deep pit, holding up his phone to shoot, and looking at the amber crystal ball in the pit with curiosity.

Unlike when she was in the fairy boat, Xiao Guizi now actually looked a little unkempt. Her orange-red hair was casually tied into a ponytail and thrown behind her, and her fiery red skirt was stained with many stains. Even her beautiful black stockings, which were a unique sight on Luofu Street, had a lot of damage, as if they had just been scratched by the dense and lush vines and thorns in the forest.

However, for the young girl, this half-damaged black stocking actually added a bit of charm to her, although it was a slight charm.

[[Gui Gui's only true love fan]: Black stockings have holes, even gods can't save them! Xiao Guizi, your black stockings have holes, making people want to lick them even more, prprprprp!!!

[Guigui is eating bonbons tonight]: The turtle upstairs is in this barber shop!

[I won’t change my name if I can’t get into Taibusi]: I feel not as good as Baisi...so aggressive.

White silk tied around the meat is really YYDS, everyone who has passed it will say it is good!

[独爱小桂]: Ha, it doesn’t matter, no matter the black stockings have holes or the white stockings are tight on the flesh, I like them all the same and feel the same rush!

[Love comes from cute listening]: Upstairs, rushing into everything will only hurt you!

[The sound of a whale is 3000 decibels]: No, isn't Du Ai Xiao Gui the rich brother? Why does the rich brother also need to wash himself?

[Xianzhou Dajiba]: Brother Fu, come on, my??

[Blue Dream]: Damn, there’s Nantong! Oh, me too, that’s fine]

Looking at it this way, it's not just Lin En who has a yellow-tinted eyeglass. Everyone likes this, presumably because life has smoothed out their edges, turning them all into a dull bunch.

After looking at the other comments in the live broadcast room, Lin En had roughly guessed the situation at hand.

Just like Gui Naifen’s shameful declaration to quit the show last time, she is going to quit Luofu and start a wilderness survival food show with Yan Cui.

Yan Cui is the head chef of Shang Ziwei. Like Pieck, she is a girl from the Chiming tribe who insists on only eating creatures that can fight against her. She runs around the universe every day looking for new ingredients for battle. I think Gui Naifen should have been brought to Teyvat by her... It's just a bit strange that Yan Cui is not here now.

Gui Naifen squatted beside the amber crystal and looked at it curiously. She also asked the people in the live broadcast room if anyone knew about this stone with strange texture.

Just when Lin En was about to turn invisible to give Xiao Guizi and the audience in the live broadcast room a surprise, Aha jumped out and gave him another surprise.

[Option 1: The target of the prank is you! Cancel the invisibility on the spot and give Gui Naifen and the audience in the live broadcast room a big surprise! ...Reward: Clown clone*

[Clown Clone]: Creates a clown clone with 50% of the original's attributes. It cannot use any special abilities. When killed, it will leave three surprise boxes of fear at the same place and attack all nearby enemies. 】

[Option 2: Xiao Guizi, how did your live broadcast room get blocked? During the live broadcast, you accidentally exposed your penis... After stripping off all your clothes, put on the sin bag hood to give Gui Naifen and the audience in the live broadcast room a little sin bag shock, and by the way, permanently block Gui Naifen's live broadcast room... Reward: Sin bag spirit.

Wonderful Item: The Spirit of the Sin Bag.

A white bag with the word "sin" written on it. Putting it on your head seems to cause magical things to happen.

Sin Bags were once just a nickname for the fanatical admirers of a certain beautiful girl named Yokai Sage (boo) who is always 17 years old. But in the world of Gensokyo favored by the gods, she has gradually disappeared from people's sight and memory. The Sin Bags, who were once just funny fry, have gradually begun to shine.