I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

They have become regulars in various short videos, and their frequency of appearance in MMD is particularly high. It can be said that each of them has unique skills, and their fighting spirit and patience are amazing. Their secret weapons can bring surprises to every viewer!

Effect: After wearing it, you will obtain a body of extremely high purity, and gain unlimited energy and endurance in a specific area! And every night when you fall asleep, you may receive an invitation letter from the mysterious space and become the male protagonist of a mysterious short video.]

"What the hell, what kind of magical prop is this!"

Thinking of the classic works of the 3D masters that he had repeatedly appreciated in his previous life, and then thinking of the opportunity to transform into a sin bag and participate in it personally, Lin En's thing couldn't help but pull up, and he almost couldn't help but choose this option on the spot.

I put on the spirit of the sin bag on my head, and then tried to find a way to activate the Penguin Logistics' impart invitation letter that had been stuck in my hand. I couldn't even imagine how great it would be at that time.

But Lin En still has a little bit of shame, so he can't really walk his bird in public...

Well, actually the main reason was that he was afraid that the matter would be exposed. He couldn't really do something that would damage Xianzhou's reputation. Otherwise, it would not just be a matter of being punished to copy "The Song of the Emperor's Bow" 500 times. Mother Hua would probably just hang him up and beat him.

Although he felt quite regretful, for the sake of the reputation of the entire Immortal Boat and to prevent Mother Hua from [stroking my head with the power of the immortal, and opening my skull with an inch of force], Lin En could only reluctantly give up this rather tempting treasure and continue to look at the third option.

[Option 1: Haha, I believe it, she really believes it. Find a way to trick Gui Naifen into believing that you are a demon king who just broke free from the seal, and that her black silk stockings are the only tool that can seal you again... Reward: Gui Naifen's battle-damaged black silk stockings*1, number of lucky draws*]

There was no suspense at all. As a stocking collector, Lin En would definitely not let go of Xiao Guizi's damaged black stockings. He followed his second brother's instructions and chose option three.

No, what second brother? He is obviously my eldest brother!

The option only said that he just needed to make Gui Naifen believe that he was the big devil, but it didn't say that he had to use this body to appear.

Lin En did it right away. He summoned his own Dusk invisibly. While controlling the wind element to extract the air to create a vacuum soundproof wall, he picked up the Meteorite Sword and started slashing at Dusk. After a while, he had carved it from the strong and brave Amber King into a terrifying lava demon.

While Lin En was preparing to have fun with little Guizi, Gui Naifen, who was a master at making fun of people, could not just sit there and observe the amber crystals.

Just like some undead beings who always trigger boss battles because of their careless tampering, Xiao Guizi couldn't resist his own desire and picked up a branch and poked the amber crystal lying on the ground.

Anyway, just poke it, it shouldn't be gone...

Gui Naifen thought so.

However, the reality was contrary to her expectations. She had only poked the amber crystal lightly with a branch, and the amber crystal, which seemed indestructible and had not been damaged at all even though it had fallen from the sky at supersonic speed and created a big hole on the ground, was cracked by her poking.

"Hey?"

Before Gui Naifen could react, the originally insignificant crack began to spread rapidly on the surface of the amber crystal, and in a blink of an eye it was full of cracks. The surging darkness within it also surged out uncontrollably, turning into a black fog that swept in all directions like a raging tide.

And in this dark tide, a pair of red lights suddenly lit up, and a low and chaotic voice also resounded through the world!

"I have been imprisoned for ten thousand years!"

Xiao Guizi: "Wait, what's going on?"

The earth rumbled with the sound of heavy footsteps. Gui Naifen, who fell to the ground, ran backwards quickly to escape from the black fog that was becoming increasingly abnormal. However, a giant amber hand splashed with lava suddenly stretched out from the black fog and hit her in front, blocking Gui Naifen's escape route.

In the violent shaking that was like an earthquake, Xiao Guizi fell to the ground without standing firmly. The terrifying heat and oppression pressed on the girl's back, forcing her to slowly turn her stiff neck and look back.

A hideous amber demon that seemed to have crawled out of lava purgatory was lurking in the darkness, roaring angrily:

“I was driven out of my hometown again!

Now, you dare to break into my territory, you are really courting death! Courting death! "

Facing such a terrifying lava demon, Xiao Guizi, a professional anchor, was still interacting with the audience in the live broadcast room in a very professional manner, which was almost similar to some of the comments in the video: "Girls, I just had a car accident and now I'm lying under a bus. I can't feel my legs anymore. It's so amazing!"

"My dear family members, Xiao Guizi, I really want to send it this time..."

[[A normal undead person passing by]: ?? Familiar development. I am very familiar with this.

Don't be afraid, host. I will teach you what to do. Hurry up and use the Oath of Gold and Stone and Inner Potential to chop him three times before he finishes his lines. Remember not to be greedy for the sword instead of just using your energy. If you are not confident enough, you can first replace Gold and Stone with Violent Sweating.

[Luofu Small Flying Rod]: My suggestion is, Kairun.

[I will always love Xiao Guizi]: Goodbye Xiao Guizi, I will miss you forever??

[Village Chief of Pattou Village]: I will always miss you.

[Pure Knight—Silver Branch]: Hello, I am the Pure Knight Silver Branch. I recognize this monster. It is one of the many monsters that were sealed by the Pure Star God Idrila back then!

[Idlila is unrivaled in beauty!]: ??? You are Yinzhi, then who am I?

[Pure Knight—Golden Branch]: Sorry, that's a typo. I'm actually Golden Branch, your long-lost brother. You and I are both your mother's sons! Pure Knight Golden Branch is here!

[Idrila is unrivaled in beauty!]:? 】

"Don't worry about the golden branches and silver branches, my family members, please help me find a solution!"

Although she had faced the end of the world, the collapse of her home planet, and dangerous alien planets before, this was the first time that Gui Naifen faced this terrifying existence at such a close distance. After all, her older brothers and sisters had always stood in front of her.

The terrifying demon that seemed to be made of amber and lava locked onto the terrified girl in front of him, stretched out two fingers, pinched the girl's right arm and lifted her up.

Even though only half of the lava demon's body emerged from the ground, Gui Naifen, who was held in his hand, still looked so small and thin, like a small doll or Fiji cup in the hands of an adult.

"Uh, this devil brother..."

Feeling the scorching heat of the lava that almost roasted her, Xiao Guizi scratched her face in embarrassment:

"Xiao Guizi, I didn't mean to intrude into your territory. How about you please be kind and let me go?"

"Tiny insect, respectfully address me by my name!"

The devil roars like thunder!

Hearing this, Gui Naifen's face became even more embarrassed.

"Well, even if you say so, Xiao Guizi, I don't know your name..."

"How hateful!"

Gui Naifen's words seemed to instantly anger the demon, causing flames to surge around him, and the corners of his mouth could not stop emitting violent sparks:

"I have touched the stars, witnessed the light of thousands of suns, fought with gods, burned galaxies, and now I have been completely forgotten by the world!

It's time to remind the world of the terror I have brought to this world!

I am the great biker warrior, Idrila's mortal enemy - Big Ass!"

[[Idlila is unrivaled in beauty!]: What an ugly soul! She is truly the enemy of [pure beauty]!

Although I have never heard of the name of Lao Da, the fate of [Pure Beauty] has already shown the way forward! Anchor, send me the coordinates there, I, Silver Branch, the Knight of the Pure Beauty Order, will rush over now to live up to the name of [Pure Beauty]!

[Pure Beauty] Ah, that ugliness is worth fighting!

[Guigui’s only true fan]: Damn, you’re opening the box and sniping offline, right? Take me with you!

[Pure Knight—Golden Branch]: If you rush over now, the little osmanthus will probably be cold, and it will be too late to catch it while it is still hot.

[Gui Gui's only true love fan]: It's not bad if it's cold??

[Pure Beauty Knight—Golden Branch]: Host, don’t worry about the Silver Branch. It is a monster sealed by the [Pure Beauty] Star God. You won’t survive until that time.

But don't worry, host. I have a plan that will definitely help you break this buttocks prison with a powerful blow! 】

Upon hearing this, Xiao Guizi was suddenly enlightened and her eyes were filled with tears.

It seems that being a host does have some benefits. I didn't expect that there are so many hidden talents in my live broadcast room. There are even two legendary pure and beautiful knights, and they can save me from the dire straits.

"Thank you so much, family! Tell me what I should do!"

[[Pure Knight—Golden Branch]: I have witnessed many miracles of the [Pure] Goddess Idrila in the mirror, and sealing this prison was one of them.

This monster has not yet completely broken free from the seal, so all you have to do is recreate what happened when the goddess Idrila sealed him, and you can channel the remaining [Pure Beauty] power in the seal device to seal him again!

So, quickly take off your black stockings and slap him hard on the face, that’s what Goddess Idrila did back then!

[Idrila is unrivaled in beauty!]:? 】

Gui Naifen: "?"

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Chapter 4: Prison Crash/Lin En: Xiao Guizi, you are always there in every anti-pornography crackdown! k

Gui Naifen felt that there might be something wrong with her eyes.

What is this pure and beautiful knight Jinzhi talking about? Did the [pure and beautiful] star god Idrila defeat this demon by slapping him in the face with her stockings?

Even in the moment of life and death, Gui Naifen still couldn't help but imagine the scene.

The white-haired goddess, whose beauty was beyond the imagination of mortals, kicked the lava demon in front of her to the ground, and then took off her stockings in front of him. She stepped on the demon's chest with one of her white bare feet to prevent him from getting up, while her slender hands grabbed her stockings and kept slapping the demon's face.

Weird, it's really weird.

"No matter how you think about it, this is too weird. How can this be called a sealed demon? I'll believe whatever you say they are playing!"

[[Where did Shang Shang go?]: Xiao Guizi is very understanding. If it were Xiao Guizi, it wouldn’t be wrong for me to be an M??????

[Would you like some Arc Star today?]: Can I be slapped in the face by Xiao Guizi with black silk stockings? Ahhh, let me go!

Xiao Guizi, why did you reward him? Go ahead and slap me! You can slap me to death, Xiao Guizi!

[Q you to the horse's mouth]: Shrimps! Xiao Guizi is in a life-or-death situation, and you are still joking here.

[Demandog black silk stockings with rice porridge for breakfast]: But after hearing this, [Pure Beauty] Star God really knows how to play. I also want to believe in Pure Beauty. Can anyone give me some pointers?

Where are those two pure and beautiful knights just now? If I join the faith of the [Pure Beauty] Star God, can you send me two pictures of the beautiful legs of the Pure Beauty Star God? Black stockings would be even better!

[Idlila is unrivaled in beauty!]: Heretic, stop tarnishing the nobility and purity of the goddess Idlila! Dare you send me your coordinates? I will defend the nobility and purity of the goddess Idlila with battle!

[Pure Knight—Golden Branch]: Have you seen the goddess Idrila?

[Idrila is unparalleled in beauty!]: Although I have not yet seen the true appearance of [Pure Beauty], I believe that as long as I practice the will of [Pure Beauty] and walk on the path of destiny that the goddess has walked, I will eventually meet the goddess at the end of my destiny!

[Pure Knight—Golden Branch]: That means I haven’t seen it, Claw. I now declare that you have no value as a Pure Knight!

[Idlila is unrivaled in beauty!]: I am a knight of the Order of the Pure Beauty!

[Pure Knight—Golden Branch]: Oh, you’re anxious? If you can, give me a slap through the network cable? 】

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room became tense again, but Gui Naifen, the owner of the room, could no longer care about the situation at this time, because the hideous demon had already dragged her in front of him, and the sparks coming out of his mouth and nose were almost knocking Gui Naifen down.

"Wow, I'm going to be eaten, I'm going to be eaten!"

Seeing that the lava demon had opened its bloody mouth, Gui Naifen had no other choice but to believe the words of the pure and beautiful knight Jinzhi. She hurriedly kicked off her pair of leather shoes, hooked her feet so that her left hand could hook her toes and directly pull off her battle-damaged black stockings, and then quickly used the same trick to take off the other pair of stockings.

In order to take off her stockings, Xiao Guizi had to give up the mobile phone in her hand.

The phone, which was still broadcasting live, spun in mid-air and fell to the ground. Although it was not broken, due to the angle, it could not capture the beautiful scenery that the perverts in the live broadcast room wanted to see the most. They could only see Xiao Guizi's pair of white and tender legs twisting and shaking above the screen.

[[Gui Gui's only true fan]: Damn, it's really stripped, Xiao Gui's legs are prprpr

[Updraft lv6]: Damn it, I can almost see it, Xiao Guizi, struggle harder and lift your skirt higher!

[Du Ai Xiao Gui]: Wait, the black silk in Xiao Guizi's hand actually started to glow! 】

And Xiao Guizi, who was holding the stockings, was surprised to find that a dazzling white light was flashing in her hand, holy and brilliant, as if countless hymns and divine sounds were echoing in the void, clearing away the black fog, causing Ji Bi Lao Da to let go of Gui Naifen and cover his head with a painful wail:

"I-D-Li-La! You deserve to die!!!"

Even if I kill you a thousand times, it won't be enough!!!"

“It actually works...”

Holding the black silk stockings that radiated a holy glow like a lightsaber, Xiao Guizi's face was full of surprise.

She could feel an unprecedented huge power filling her body, and there seemed to be a perfect white-haired goddess smiling at her, proving that this was a great power from the gods and from [pure beauty].

But...[Pure Beauty] Why is the Star God so small?

No matter what, we are saved anyway!

Like Xiao Guizi, the audience in the live broadcast room were also shocked by this nonsensical miracle.

[[Idrila is unrivaled in beauty!]: What? It is really a miracle of [pure beauty]! Anchor, I want to buy the pair of black stockings in your hand. I will pay any price!

[Gui Gui's only true fan]: Aren't you a knight? Where's your elegance!!

[Shangshang eats Guigui tonight]: I am a student, give me (extend your hand)

[独爱小桂]: Xiaoguizi, why don't you hold a fan lottery, as a way to give back to the fans. If you auction it off, it might make everyone angry.

[Lovely Listening?]: That makes sense, this is Fu Ge’s style! 】

Xiao Guizi has no time to interact with the comments in the live broadcast room. Instead, she holds the shining black silk tightly in her hand and walks towards the painfully wailing buttocks girl, ready to recreate the miracle of the [Pure Beauty] goddess and seal the demon once again.

But just as she was getting closer and closer to the prison, suddenly a stunning sword energy flashed by like a flawless flying light, cutting an extremely cold ravine between her and the lava demon.

"Put your hands up and don't move. The Land and Resources Department is cracking down on pornography and illegal publications!"

Lin En, wearing the uniform of the Land and Investment Division, walked out of the woods with a three-foot cold light in one hand and a gun in the other. In the shocked eyes of Gui Naifen who could not understand at all, he warned loudly:

"I received a warning from the platform's super administrator that there are female anchors here who are engaging in sexual transactions for money and sex. Now I see that it is true!"

"Lin En? Why are you running here... No, how could you chase me to this place!!!"