I, the Joy Envoy, the Judge of the Immortal Boat Luofu

Seeing that Lin En seemed to have misunderstood something, Gui Naifen quickly waved her hands and continued to explain:

"You also know that Sister Yan Cui is very picky about ingredients. She only eats animals that are qualified to fight her to the death. In her eyes, these foods can be regarded as friends she met through martial arts, so when she goes to find friends, she is looking for ingredients... That should be it."

Deep in the ocean, the storm rages.

Strong winds rolled up dark clouds, thunderstorms tore through the sky, and huge waves hundreds of meters high collided with thunder from the sky, creating the word "electric shock" all over the sky.

But in the depths of this turbulent sea, there is a solitary boat swaying and rising, appearing and disappearing in the storm.

As the lone boat continued to rise and fall, there were also the remains of several ferocious sea beasts. Each of the sea beasts was several times larger than the lone boat, but at this moment they were all dead. The bright red blood almost dyed the sea red, turning this terrifying deep sea into a bloody color.

Everything indicates that a fierce battle has just taken place here.

On this lonely boat in the sea of ​​blood and corpses, there stood a thin, short-haired woman from the Chiming tribe. She was wearing a blue shirt, had green eyes and black hair, and had a beautiful face. She looked like a delicate girl from a small family, and seemed particularly out of place standing in this sea of ​​blood.

Even though the wind and waves were strong, the woman still stood firmly on the lonely boat that seemed like it could capsize at any time.

She looked around at the sea of ​​blood and the skeletons that she had crushed easily, and felt a strange movement in her empty stomach, as if something was flowing upwards through her body.

"here we go again..."

This feeling came from the uncontrollable instinct in the deepest part of her body. It made Yan Cui feel helpless and bored, but it was the instinct that drove her to her current state.

"what--"

Yan Cui slowly exhaled a breath of foul air, opened her mouth and took a deep breath of icy air, then exhaled in a heroic manner.

"call--"

And after the long exhalation, there was an even longer sigh of helplessness.

"Yawn, can't stop..."

Weak, so weak!

Yan Cui looked at the sea beasts that died tragically in front of her without even lasting three minutes, and couldn't help but shake her head and sigh helplessly.

How could such a weak and powerless creature be worthy of being her friend, worthy of being her food? ! !

Even though she was so hungry, she was unwilling to go against her principles and eat these weak pieces of meat!

What she needs is real food - only prey that has gone through a fierce battle with her and burned its blood and flesh to the extreme can produce the best ingredients and be qualified to become her food.

However, after three days of confrontation, Yan Cui knew that her "friend" had endured until the last moment.

"Woo——"

A strange sound came from the depths of the sea, and the sea water quickly surged up, forming a huge whirlpool that stirred the entire sea and swallowed the solitary boat where Yan Cui was standing.

"coming!"

A gleam of light suddenly flashed in Yan Cui's eyes, and she jumped up from the boat nimbly, narrowly avoiding the ferocious tentacles that violently emerged from the vortex!

With a "crack", thunder instantly split the sky, twisting and raging in the dark clouds like a tentacle, and moving continuously. And what was illuminated by the lightning and looming in the storm was a hideous giant squid entrenched on the vortex!

Endless huge tentacles rose from the sea and attacked the woman who jumped into the air from all directions, intending to kill her with one move!

"You beast, you want to trap me with a dragnet! Take my blow first!"

Using her palm as a knife, she chopped off a tentacle on her side that was even thicker than her waist. With her blood boiling, Yan Cui laughed loudly and dived into the sea to fight with the giant sea monster. For a moment, the entire sea area fell into complete chaos!

"Look, we have a wild T-Rex in front of us, and it has eight times the protein of beef."

The southern beach was supposed to be a place where harmless little animals like the Dodo birds would spawn, but when Lin En and Gui Naifen returned to the camp, they found that a giant Dodo Tyrannosaurus Rex had destroyed the entire camp.

This strange creature looks like a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a dodo forcibly sewn together. It is clearly the skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but has the head and feathers of a dodo. It does not look like a creature that could be born in nature.

"I remember that there were no such creatures in Teyvat. Could it be that the remnants of Kurigaru are still inducing the creatures to mutate?"

Lin En frowned in confusion. This was his back garden after all. The appearance of these strange things was just like a cockroach suddenly running out from under the sofa. Even if it was harmless, it was disgusting enough.

However, considering that Xiao Guizi is here to shoot a wilderness survival food show, this Tyrannosaurus Rex can be considered a qualified prey.

Lin En hooked one hand on Gui Naifen's shoulder, pointed at the nearly ten-meter-tall stitched monster on the beach and said with a smile:

"Yes, Xiao Guizi, go and take care of it."

"Ah I?"

Gui Naifen looked at the Tyrannosaurus Rex that looked incredible, then looked down at her own small body and said with a wry smile:

"Lin En, please stop joking. My small body is not even enough to fill their teeth."

“Aren’t you here to film a wilderness survival show? Isn’t this the best material?

Stop wasting time, it's decided to be you, Xiao Guizi, go ahead!"

"Don't just throw me out like a Pokémon!"

Gui Naifen, who was thrown out of the forest by Lin En, raised her head with tears in her eyes. What she saw was the huge Tyrannosaurus Rex that had moved in front of her. Its sharp beak opened slightly, and sparks flew out.

"Ah, um, how are you?"

Gui Naifen scratched her cheek awkwardly, trying to communicate with the ferocious beast in front of her.

It was obvious that the Tyrannosaurus Rex did not have the intelligence to communicate with humans. It simply opened its sharp beak and pecked at Gui Naifen, forcing the girl to scream and run away.

"Wow, Lynn, help! Help!"

Seeing Gui Naifen running around crying and howling as if she were a blue-haired mentally retarded goddess being chased by a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Lin En laughed without any conscience and took the opportunity to record the video.

Just as he said before, this is very good material and will surely be loved by netizens.

After all, a smile is something that never disappears; it just moves from one person's face to someone else's.

“My skirt is about to catch fire! Lin En, please save me!

Lin En, no, Brother Lin En!"

Look, how happy Xiao Guizi is howling~~

Of course, Lin En couldn't really watch Xiao Guizi being crushed to death by the Tyrannosaurus Rex, so after collecting the materials, he rushed forward and jumped onto the back of the Tyrannosaurus Rex before Gui Naifen's skirt was completely burned.

Since he couldn't control the dragon without the Kinsect, Lin En had to settle for the next best option: riding it.

"Hey, this T-Rex is struggling so hard, we're just going to break its neck, like this!"

click-

A crisp sound of bones breaking was heard, and the huge beast suddenly fell to the ground, splashing a huge amount of sand and dust that almost completely submerged Xiao Guizi.

"Bah bah bah."

After pouting and spitting out sand for a long time, Gui Naifen crawled out of the sand and watched Lin En poking around on the body of the Dudu Tyrannosaurus Rex as if he was studying something. Then he looked at himself who was covered in dust and couldn't help but mutter:

"My whole body is covered in sand, and most of my skirt is burnt... Woohoo, I feel like the traditional Xianzhou snack 'donkey rolls'."

"This is the first time I've heard a girl compare herself to a donkey."

While Lin En was chatting with Xiao Guizi, he took out the Undead Sword for the first time in a long time and cut open the flesh of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. He picked up a piece of flesh that was rapidly shrinking and withering under the power of the Undead Sword, and couldn't help but frowning slightly.

Just as he had guessed before, this Tyrannosaurus Rex was not a normal creature, nor was it simply induced to mutate by the power of the ancient beast, but rather it was some kind of inferior... evil creature!

"This time there really are cockroaches..."

I need to spend some time cleaning the back garden, and it's time to put up the fence, otherwise anything can get in and take a look around.

If this were a game, Lin En would actually be happy to see this unexpected enemy appear, as it would add some randomness and fun to his Beloberg simulation construction.

But in reality, he doesn't want to see such annoying things as the Fruitless Evil appear in his back garden!

And more importantly, this way I would have a suitable excuse to take it back and explain it to Esta and the others!

Maybe I don’t have to sleep on the balcony anymore, that’s great!

“Cockroaches, are there cockroaches here too?”

The girl who caught the key words immediately became alert, standing on tiptoe and looking around, fearing that there was one next to her.

Seeing that Xiao Guizi was acting like a girl, Lin En couldn't help but laugh:

"Don't worry about the cockroaches for now. Look at how dirty you are now."

Hearing this, Xiao Guizi, knowing that she didn't look very good right now, stood up with her hands on her hips in a bad mood. The airflow from her pursed lips lifted up the hair hanging in front of her forehead:

"Why do you think I became like this?

Really, I only brought two sets of clothes this time, and the other set was burned along with the camp, so I couldn’t change clothes even if I wanted to.”

The plan goes through!

Hearing Gui Naifen's complaints, Lin En shrugged his shoulders with an expression that said "I really can't do anything about you", and then took out a set of clothes from his personal space and threw it into Gui Naifen's hands. He smiled at the latter's puzzled look:

"The clothes belong to my girlfriend. Even though the size may not be right, they are better than the tattered ones you are wearing."

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be such a nice person~"

Not knowing if she was infected by her good friend, Gui Naifen hugged the clothes in her arms tightly and gave Lin En a silly smile of gratitude.

"Hey, let me see what kind of clothes..."

But when Gui Naifen actually opened the package and took out the "clothes", the smile on her face suddenly froze.

The reason is nothing but...

"What is this? Hey!"

In fact, Gui Naifen just felt that the weight of the package in her hand was a little too light. She originally thought that this set of clothes was just simple, but now she sees that the "simplicity" of this dress is far beyond her imagination!

"The fabric of this dress is not even as big as my palm!"

Gui Naifen raised the string swimsuit in her hand, which was actually smaller than her palm, high up in the air, her little face flushed, and she shouted at Lin En in a state of despair.

At this time, Lin En scratched his head as if he suddenly realized something.

"Oh, sorry, my bad, I got you the wrong clothes."

After seeing Lin En take back the shameful cloth that made the girl blush and her heart beat fast just by looking at it, Gui Naifen finally breathed a sigh of relief.

She thought Lin En was really crazy enough to want her to wear that kind of clothes.

If that were the case, she would never agree to it even if she was beaten to death...

Well, at least I will refuse for a few seconds before being forced to agree.

But just when Gui Naifen had just breathed a sigh of relief, Lin En actually took out another swimsuit from his personal space and handed it to her.

“That’s right now.

The swimsuit you just used is for indoor wear, and the one you have now is for outdoor wear."

Gui Naifen: "?"

...

Although there are 600 more words, it is still 4000 chapters plus 3, and now I have paid off all the bounties except for the several thousand dollars I earned myself.

Readers are just trash? Trash? Even I can easily pay back everyone's reward

Chapter 4 Gui Naifen: Brother Fu is going to support me? (Happy) k

Gui Naifen looked at the red swimsuit in her hand and felt her brain was shutting down.

"So after all this time you're still in a swimsuit, right?"

To be honest, Gui Naifen actually wanted to throw the swimsuit that Lin En handed to her directly to the ground to express her anger, but after thinking carefully, even if she really dropped it on the ground, she would most likely have to bend down to pick it up later, which would be so embarrassing. So in the end, she could only grit her teeth, hold the swimsuit in her hand and glare at Lin En.

After all, she had no means of resistance and could only try to use the legendary eye attack.

Too bad, I'm staring at you! .jpg

"You only have a swimsuit on, no other clothes?"

Xiao Guizi's voice softened a little, but Lin En nodded and admitted quite straightforwardly:

"I'm here with my friends for a beach vacation. Is there anything wrong with just bringing a swimsuit? I'm just asking you whether you should wear it or not!"

"I..."

Xiao Guizi looked down at the swimsuit in her hand again.

Although it was a bikini-style two-piece swimsuit that was quite revealing, it was much better than the previous string swimsuit that was not even as big as her palm. At least it covered everything that needed to be covered.

Gui Naifen couldn't help but wonder if the string swimsuit she was wearing earlier really had any shielding effect on the bed. She was afraid that all the fabrics added together would barely be enough to cover half of her chest... If it was replaced by Shang Shang, who was more developed, she would probably not even be able to cover it at all.